90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[mmecorday]

Noxema is taking Mike to meet Juan Valdez.

[Tuneful]

11 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

He should date someone his speed. There’s a recent divorcée in Sandusky, OH who’s available. Goes by the name Dinyell.

This is my brainstorm: If within two-three dates things go bad, they have to have some other cast members (who are currently single) in the wings to be immediately deployed. Matching these dinks up is an Emmy waiting to happen. TLC, here's my address for a royalty check.  

Edited January 17, 2022 by Tuneful

[EtheltoTillie]

Ximena has shoulders like a linebacker. 

[Suzywriter]

37 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Heeeeeey, its your man with a plan Caleb, and we've got the new King Crimson album here in the studio, we'll be playing some cuts for you later. Meanwhile, here's some Jefferson Starship......"

Love me some King Crimson and Starship!

I'm on my phone where I can capitalize letters. Work updated my laptop. Now every time I touch the shift key, 16 PAGES OF CODE pastes into whatever I'm typing, including password fields. I can't erase it or highlight/delete...it's just...there. It's a true example of being in Hell.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, put up your vagamtizing shields. What else has she lied about?

[goofygirl]

These waterfalls in Columbia are just gorgeous!! Too bad old Mikey's gonna get it while he & Xmena have the Kid conversation.  The hitman  ex is gonna shoot that poor schmuck!

[Pepper Mostly]

Mike. Don't say a word. You're in an isolated location and she knows people. Your body will never be found. Just go home. Ghost her. Its for the best. 

[EtheltoTillie]

Ximena setting fashion trend with red eyeshadow. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

The Gabor sisters were Magda, Zsa Zsa, and Eva.   Their mother was Jolie and their father was Vilmos.  

I had to search it, because I thought Magda was the mother also, but it was Jolie. 

I'm so glad I missed the poop scene.    

Since creepy Ben is appearing, does that mean Johnny and Ella are gone?    

Jasmin and Gino are a perfect match, she's into dominating him, and he's into being dominated.  

I'm so glad I missed Caleb, and racist Alina too.  

Edited January 17, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike needs to learn how to say more than 1 word at a time.

[sainte-chapelle]

Yea she is sketchy as hell

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Noxema is taking Mike to meet Juan Valdez.

It is indecent how loudly I laughed at this!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Ximena is a victim and wouldn’t have known how to keep her legs shut so she figured she’d just get spayed.

[charmed1]

Mike needs to lend his translator app to Jihoon and what’s-her-face.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

The Gabor sisters were Magda, Zsa Zsa, and Eva.   Their mother was Jolie and their father was Vilmos.  

I had to search it. 

I'm so glad I missed the poop scene.    

Since creepy Ben is appearing, does that mean Johnny and Ella are gone?    

Jasmin and Gino are a perfect match, she's into dominating him, and he's into being dominated.  

I'm so glad I missed Caleb, and racist Alina too.  

No way Johnny was getting to the US a year ago. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Ximena had a bi-salpingectomy, not a tubal ligation. A bi-salp is when the tubes are removed. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Untie them? Dude, they are singed.

[greekmom]

ohh geez. she's pushing the daddy thing about her kids.

What a bitch.

[kacesq]

Oh Ximena....don’t try to guilt Mike for your lies.

[OneGuy]

Ximena uses the kids to leverage this relationship?  Awful.

[Frozendiva]

She would have strung him along, telling him she thought she was pregnant, but wasn't, and then had a few tragic miscarriages and then he'd get told the truth.

 

[goofygirl]

Mikey Mikey Mikey.... YOU sir, are a MORON. And may I add, those two boys ARE NOT YOUR BOYS!! Exactly how LONG have you known them and their Mother?

Poor little old Memphis!! She is a mess,. I can see why she may be good at her job.

Edited January 17, 2022 by goofygirl

[RichiesOlderBro]

I bet Mike doesn’t regret losing his virginity. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Wow. Ximena is trash. She manipulated Mike and now she's using her kids.

[kacesq]

Oh Mike...you’re a fool. When the drug kingpin dad gets out of jail you think he’s going to be a ok with the pasty dweeb raising his kid?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Ximena uses the kids to leverage this relationship?  Awful.

The kids are innocent. She will not keep this relationship if she continues to lie.

[Toodleoo]

I put “Ben” and “Mahogany” into the word unscrambler. The best results are BOGEYMAN, MONEYBAG, and HOGMANE.

[Suzywriter]

I suspect Ximena had no say in her sterilization. Cartel dudes are not much for compromise.

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike's ready to play daddy...

[EtheltoTillie]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

The Gabor sisters were Magda, Zsa Zsa, and Eva.   Their mother was Jolie and their father was Vilmos.  

I had to search it. 

I'm so glad I missed the poop scene.    

Since creepy Ben is appearing, does that mean Johnny and Ella are gone?    

Jasmin and Gino are a perfect match, she's into dominating him, and he's into being dominated.  

I'm so glad I missed Caleb, and racist Alina too.  

They will probably return next week n

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, don’t throw good money after bad. Let her find someone else to buy furniture for the porch.

[Gobi]

"Why didn't you tell me this earlier?"

"I figured we would burn those tubes when we got to them."

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh, he’s a dead man walking

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Mike. 

Well, on the positive side, Ximena's kids have a chance at a decent life. 

[OneGuy]

The sharing of the blackberries made that reconciliation possible between Mike and Ximena.

[GrammyPammy]

Ximena, they are called labor pains for a reason, of course they hurt.

[LEILANI2]

Your gut feeling left you a virgin for 30+ years, ignore the gut and just listen to her words. RUN!

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh don’t you dare fucking use your kids to guilt Mike….she is a fucking scammer. Run

[kacesq]

Hamza’s sister is gorgeous...Memphis is not.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

I put “Ben” and “Mahogany” into the word unscrambler. The best results are BOGEYMAN, MONEYBAG, and HOGMANE.

Moneybag says it all

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Mike. Don't say a word. You're in an isolated location and she knows people. Your body will never be found. Just go home. Ghost her. Its for the best. 

And with a whole film crew.

[magemaud]

I had a tubal ligation and the ends were cauterized. I guess Ximena considers that “burned.” 

[LennieBriscoe]

On all the 90DF iterations, have we ever seen a fully sane American? 

[Bees52]

Keep it up, Ximena! You're winning Mike over, even about the no more children thing. He may want to move to Colombia and get y'all on the "Other Way" franchise!

[charmed1]

What about little Juan and Harold? You’ve been a dad to them for two whole days. How will they manage?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hazmat doesn’t have much of a resume in the truth telling department.

[Pepper Mostly]

After all this, MEMPHIS is going to get on her high horse about Hamza lying about his age? Girl. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Memphis, Tennessee is so annoying 

[Hotel Snarker]

Hamza's lies coming out. He'll blame the language difference, for sure.

[kacesq]

Gee Memphis...maybe...just maybe...getting married to a guy you’ve never met wasn’t such a good idea.