90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Frozendiva]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I’m crying…” people knocking you over and killing you” Turkey? Steven probably slept with her

Be on the look for Mormons. They're like Daleks.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I am totally fixated on this little person’s hygiene regimen.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Gino should have asked the pharmacy guy for a chin strap. 

💀💀💀💀💀

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Gobi said:

Calling Stan!

💀 

[Hotel Snarker]

Alina is beautiful, and I also don't see Caleb sticking around. He seems like a fuckboi.

[Grifter Lives]

This may be the first Russian father we've seen on this series.

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

This may be the first Russian father we've seen on this series.

What was Brandon's wife's name again? We saw her dad for a hot second.

[Hotel Snarker]

Alina is beautiful. I am already upset because I don’t think Caleb is going to be able to handle their differences. He thinks he can because has romanticized the situation.

[kacesq]

Awww I like Alina’s parents. They seem to be good people. 

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

This may be the first Russian father we've seen on this series.

I'm wrong - Sasha had a father, who wore a t-shirt at the airport.

[Toodleoo]

Awww, Alina’s mom ❤️

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Alina is beautiful, and I also don't see Caleb sticking around. He seems like a fuckboi.

He is the definition of fuck boi

[mmecorday]

Her parents are acting like she's as pure as the driven snow. Obviously they've never attended one of her concerts.

[sainte-chapelle]

Alina is very pretty 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Alina is beautiful. I am already upset because I don’t think Caleb is going to be able to handle their differences. He thinks he can because has romanticized the situation.

A saviour complex, gross!

[tvrox]

She just wants to come to America for better medical care, right? 

[greekmom]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Alina is beautiful. I am already upset because I don’t think Caleb is going to be able to handle their differences. He thinks he can because has romanticized the situation.

Honestly, i think these two are just in it for the social media thing.

I think they have some sort of agreement.

[Mr. Miner]

If Brandon gets in my face, I’ll drop that mfer!

[Hotel Snarker]

Momma Alina saying people in the airport will knock her over and kill her! LMAO!

[Gobi]

I wonder if Alina's South African boyfriend ever stole a refrigerator?

[kacesq]

I can’t even watch the ads for the 1000 lb sister show.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

What was Brandon's wife's name again? We saw her dad for a hot second.

You're right.  

Julia.  They spoke after she had to feed the pigs.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I’m crying…” people knocking you over and killing you” Turkey? Steven probably slept with her

or she kicked him away from her.

[sainte-chapelle]

Does Caleb know about her condition?

[magemaud]

Alina met a South African guy, was it Ronald or Syngyn? 

[TazDevil]

At least someone is worried about traveling to meet a stranger during the pandemic!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Does Caleb know about her condition?

Yes

[greekmom]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Does Caleb know about her condition?

Her parents asked the same thing and she said he does.

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Momma Alina saying people in the airport will knock her over and kill her! LMAO!

Reminds me of the time I took out a toddler at Trader Joe’s with my cart. I was walking slowly but looking at vegetables. Knocked the kid onto her back. Oopsies. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now that the year is coming to an end, folks, it’s time to think about your New Year’s resolutions. As always, I only make ones that I have a chance of keeping.

1. Be more judgmental

2. Snark more

3. Watch more shitty tv shows

4. Less exercise and more carbs

Edited December 13, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Baltimore Betty]

6 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

I'm surprised Gino can't find anyone in Michigan.

See, that is the thing, I am sure there is a bowling league or Dungeons and Dragons group he could join and meet a nice girl but he wants an exotic 10, she wants a patsy that will spend money on her.  Like so many of the men on this show they think they deserve a smoking hot girl and are not interested in the average girl that might be attracted to him.

Gino likes to punch above his weight class for sure.

Usman, really? How can he even do this to himself again, this one is suffering from some sort stunted mental growth with her idol worship of Michael Jackson, her yammering on and on about how happy Usman makes her, yeah we'll see just how happy she is with him.  Something tells me she is footing the bill for two weeks in Turkey and video shoot.  

Kim telling us how hurt Usman was from his break up with Baby Gut Lisa was precious.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Just curious, were you a professor there? If so, then that would be AWESOME!

Nah, I was an administrative assistant. My boss was a professor, associate dean, and all around fabulous person. I was very lucky to have worked for her! I kept telling her she was destined to be the next science superstar, like Neil DeGrasse Tyson. "Get ready! Colbert! Jimmy Fallon! Rachel Maddow!" I'd say. Her thing (among others) is sports science, so she jets around the country doing studies for Major League Baseball and lots of pro sports teams. So keep your eyes open! She's also a big data person (joint appointment with Math dept.) so she's in the forefront of the institute's COVID team. She's a fucking genius. And we'd sit and dish about the previous night's Project Runway episode every Friday. 

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Now that the year is coming to an end, folks, it’s time to think about you’re New Year’s resolutions. As always, I only make ones that I have a chance of keeping.

1. Be more judgmental

2. Snark more

3. Watch more shitty tv shows

4. Less exercise and more carbs

I like a girl with a plan!

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And we'd sit and dish about the previous night's Project Runway episode every Friday. 

Always a good time! 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Nah, I was an administrative assistant. My boss was a professor, associate dean, and all around fabulous person. I was very lucky to have worked for her! I kept telling her she was destined to be the next science superstar, like Neil DeGrasse Tyson. "Get ready! Colbert! Jimmy Fallon! Rachel Maddow!" I'd say. Her thing (among others) is sports science, so she jets around the country doing studies for Major League Baseball and lots of pro sports teams. So keep your eyes open! She's also a big data person (joint appointment with Math dept.) so she's in the forefront of the institute's COVID team. She's a fucking genius. And we'd sit and dish about the previous night's Project Runway episode every Friday. 

Wow! I would have loved to meet your boss!

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Now that the year is coming to an end, folks, it’s time to think about your New Year’s resolutions. As always, I only make ones that I have a chance of keeping.

1. Be more judgmental

2. Snark more

3. Watch more shitty tv shows

4. Less exercise and more carbs

Be more judgey and snarky ❤️❤️

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis. For fuck’s sake.

[hookedontv]

Memphis should live in Memphis. Just saying. 

[greekmom]

Another Michigan person!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Reminds me of the time I took out a toddler at Trader Joe’s with my cart. I was walking slowly but looking at vegetables. Knocked the kid onto her back. Oopsies. 

I was walking down the street and this girl was texting, walked right into a baby carriage and almost toppled it…mom was yelling, girl did not speak English…good times 

[For Cereals]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

He is the definition of fuck boi

Word salad - check

Into his body - check

thinks he can get sex anywhere - check

man bun - check

beanies in the desert - check

faux spirituality - check

Wonder if he knows Ash…

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

See, that is the thing, I am sure there is a bowling league or Dungeons and Dragons group he could join and meet a nice girl but he wants an exotic 10, she wants a patsy that will spend money on her.  Like so many of the men on this show they think they deserve a smoking hot girl and are not interested in the average girl that might be attracted to him.

 

I wouldn't trust a girl who was attracted to him, either.

[magemaud]

These Bounty commercials drive me crazy. They knock over a glass and the liquid runs towards their iPad or winning lottery ticket ticket and they just stand there watching it. I want to yell, "Pick up the damn ticket!" 

[Hotel Snarker]

Memphis, Michigan.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Memphis. For fuck’s sake.

<hangs head in shame>
I like it. 

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

This may be the first Russian father we've seen on this series.

Aleksandra, who married that Mormon boy, had two parents, who came to Utah for the wedding. Her dad was adorable.

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Alina is beautiful. I am already upset because I don’t think Caleb is going to be able to handle their differences. He thinks he can because has romanticized the situation.

He's going to rescue her. 

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I wonder if Alina's South African boyfriend ever stole a refrigerator?

Or got drunk at a job interview?

[kacesq]

Oh thank God we have our one person with unfortunate fake eyelashes.

oh great is she dragging these poor kids into this shit show?

[greekmom]

Ok. I wonder why Memphis has issues with finding someone.

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Yes

Thanks…was a bit late to the party

[hookedontv]

FFS Memphis, keep the kids out of it.