90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Mrs. Landingham]

2 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

How do these people bemoan their sad weddings and never once think, “I have the power to change all this and make myself happy”?

Seriously. They shoot themselves in the foot and whine and bleat and moan about how they’re bleeding. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This music! Sharp, you’re making me roar!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I want to go to Paris late next year but I don’t think this nightmare will ever end. 

Have you already found your finance in France yet?

[Frozendiva]

The Star Wars theme type music? We know what happens to Amidala and the Chosen One.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

In Turkey, instead of throwing rice. The guests all line up and throat punch the groom.

Weddings really are better in Turkey

[For Cereals]

I can’t believe they are playing Star Wars adjacent music.  Didn’t he get it on with someone while watching?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Que the fake Star Wars music. 

[Suzywriter]

They're playing Leia's Theme from Star Wars!

[Hotel Snarker]

Alina looks beautiful, but I'm still horrified that she's married this nitwit.

[ExMathMajor]

Alina's so pretty in that dress.

WTF is up with the Star Wars love theme-style music though?

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I want to go to Paris late next year but I don’t think this nightmare will ever end. 

It ends at 10:00pm.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Have you already found your finance in France yet?

Lol well a 60 year old drunk man hit on me so maybe? It’s going to be my 10 year wedding anniversary and Paris was our very first trip together when we were dating.

[greekmom]

I give Steven and Alina a year.

3 if they move to the States.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Anyone else think Alina was sadly disappointed pointed later that evening?

[SunnyBeBe]

2 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

I just cannot imagine having to uh, consummate the marriage with that pile of goo. GROSS

Which one?

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

The Star Wars theme type music? We know what happens to Amidala and the Chosen One.

It's from the John Williams soundtrack from the 1977 original pic! I played that vinyl nonstop for 2 years!

Edited November 29, 2021 by Suzywriter

[tvrox]

13 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Those poor cats. "Turn us loose, you monster!"

Those cats were meowing begging to be let go and out of the wedding. 

Also the invited the hotel cleaning lady??

[Hotel Snarker]

...oh my god, the totally-not-Star Wars music. Editing is trolling everyone.

This Raul speech preview is giving me hives.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Menu for the reception: Appetizers include a sniff of catnip and Temptie Treats.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

  I guess the cats are on the groom's side of the wedding attendees.

I wonder if they chipped in for a wedding gift 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Alina looks so pretty. SteVen doesn't deserve her at all. I hate all of this for her.

I KNOW! I want to grab her by the shoulders and talk some sense to her, or throw her into a van and take her to the nearest airport to send her home to her mother. She is going to have some painful, difficult years ahead. Did you catch how Steven said they were going to "make sacrifices for each other"? By that he means "Alina will make sacrifices". He will shake his head, more in sorrow than in anger, when she deviates from the path that Steven wants her to walk, and make her feel like shit. I fucking hate him. Manipulative fuck. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Anyone else think Alina was sadly disappointed pointed later that evening?

sadly was going thru my brain when they were saying yes.

He's going to tell her to stay still and if she moves, she's doing it all wrong.

Plus it's going to be quick.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

It's from the John William soundtrack from the 1977 original pic! I played that vinyl nonstop for 2 years!

Me too. Leia's theme.

[Doublemint]

My computer is warning me big time!  Rats.

[Emmeline]

Isn’t it a Hindi tradition for the bride to wear red?  It symbolizes happiness, luck & a new beginning for the bride.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Lol well a 60 year old drunk man hit on me so maybe? It’s going to be my 10 year wedding anniversary and Paris was our very first trip together when we were dating.

Will he want to meet at The Paris Airport?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I KNOW! I want to grab her by the shoulders and talk some sense to her, or throw her into a van and take her to the nearest airport to send her home to her mother. She is going to have some painful, difficult years ahead. Did you catch how Steven said they were going to "make sacrifices for each other"? By that he means "Alina will make sacrifices". He will shake his head, more in sorrow than in anger, when she deviates from the path that Steven wants her to walk, and make her feel like shit. I fucking hate him. Manipulative fuck. 

She will be barefoot and pregnant in no time.

[Suzywriter]

I'm bailing early folks. I've been up since 4 through no plan of my own, and have woken up on the keyboard twice in the last 15 minutes.

G'night folks...loved the snark!

[Mrs. Landingham]

Bring on Raoul’s inappropriate speech. Because nobody saw that coming when the show producers invited him, bought him the suit, and handed him the speech to read. 

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Which one?

LOL 
 

I meant the Turkish wedding *hurrrrrrll*

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

...oh my god, the totally-not-Star Wars music. Editing is trolling everyone.

This Raul speech preview is giving me hives.

I demand the right to believe that it was the real real real soundtrack, and nobody is going to wise me up no matter how much truth they tell me. 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

It's from the John Williams soundtrack from the 1977 original pic! I played that vinyl nonstop for 2 years!

I guess he forgot to renew his copyright and the music entered the public domain and Sharp got it for free!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

sadly was going thru my brain when they were saying yes.

He's going to tell her to stay still and if she moves, she's doing it all wrong.

Plus it's going to be quick.

And he'll want to pray afterwards. Maybe read some Book of Mormon.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raul gives the toast that the producers wrote for him. He’s been practicing it for a week for so.

[Frozendiva]

Evelin, they don't care about supporting you. They care for the free dinner!

[SunnyBeBe]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I'm bailing early folks. I've been up since 4 through no plan of my own, and have woken up on the keyboard twice in the last 15 minutes.

G'night folks...loved the snark!

Get some rest! Miss ya!

[tvrox]

12 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Somemeat's parents will show up disguised as the cow. Hilarity ensues.

Like the Trojan horse!! 

[Shelbie]

I actually think it was lovely for those people to dress up and go to Steven and Alina’s wedding.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Me too. Leia's theme.

Yes!! Yes!!

Loved Cantina Band, too.

[Pepper Mostly]

"There's lights everywhere, there's music, there's food, there's a penis soup fountain....."

[renatae]

Hey, Tardy One here late as usual. Sorry! Can't be on time because can't watch on time.

Condolences to Auntie A and Trackdawg and others who are having tough holidays. May you be comforted.

Can Sumit actually stop throwing up roadblocks? Will Ari suddenly realize what a total jerk she is being and give Bini a genuine apology? Maybe actually help him try to get his papers? Ah, no, she will most likely stay away, then blame him for not being able to come to the US.

 

[Gobi]

"I'm gonna ask you two to make up, then have sex while I watch."

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Yes!! Yes!!

Loved Cantina Band, too.

I have the disco version single somewhere.

[SunnyBeBe]

It appeared Evilyn spit her food into a napkin!  I’m not surprised.  

[Pepper Mostly]

"How I met Corey. I was leaving Evilyn's apartment and he was coming in. Awkward!" 

[Floatingbison]

What are we on... wedding number 3.5 at this point?

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I guess he forgot to renew his copyright and the music entered the public domain and Sharp got it for free!

It sounds kind of Muzak-y. Like it's being played by musician ants inside of a tin can.

[endure]

Alina looked beautiful but geez why?....how could she marry that LDS loser poser?  I can't stand his put on childish naive personality.  I fully expected he would pull out a cookie or a carrot during the ceremony or excuse himself for a fart, he is so inappropriate.  Yet he can't be a total idiot when he speaks Russian, or can he?

[sainte-chapelle]

Corey seems to understand the speech

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I KNOW! I want to grab her by the shoulders and talk some sense to her, or throw her into a van and take her to the nearest airport to send her home to her mother. She is going to have some painful, difficult years ahead. Did you catch how Steven said they were going to "make sacrifices for each other"? By that he means "Alina will make sacrifices". He will shake his head, more in sorrow than in anger, when she deviates from the path that Steven wants her to walk, and make her feel like shit. I fucking hate him. Manipulative fuck. 

I wonder if she’s smart enough to be on birth control and be vigilant about it and keep it locked up (if it’s the pill and not an IUD) so Steven can’t sabotage it. That creep will try to baby trap her to control her and keep her tied to him forever.