90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[mmecorday]

Gotta love Ari's Laura Ingalls and Mrs. Roper mashup look.

[Frozendiva]

It is a dumb idea to get married at 19 these days. And then find yourself.

[OoogleEyes]

"I was immature"

Some things never change 

[RichiesOlderBro]

“I was immature and wanted to find myself”

 

/got divorced 1 year ago. 

[Grifter Lives]

Ari divorced Leandro about two years ago  . . . like she really matured since then.

Also, I suspect that her parents sent him to check in on her.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, kacesq said:

Ariella’s completely unwarranted self confidence is something to behold.

Money CAN buy happiness.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Did he ever really have a passport?

He lost it.

[Gobi]

" So, Bini, do you know what a throuple is? "

[LEILANI2]

When you think your man cares about two broken nails, it means he's probably playing for the same team.

[greekmom]

I'm thinking ex-father in law Summit has his passport because Summit still owes money!?!?

I guess Jenny really wants any dick she can get. Otherwise why the heck is she still with Summit?

[Frozendiva]

If I am staying home and taking care of a baby all day, I'm not likely to dress up in a nice dress and heels.

[Hotel Snarker]

“Then I learned that dreadlocks put a voodoo curse on me and I was quickly impregnated. Upon returning with the dreadlocks gone, the curse was broken and I knew I had to return to my babe… Leandro.”

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, Ari. You were married for 10 years. You left because you were immature. You were 19 when you married and you're 29 now. So when was this "immature" part? 

My conclusion, Ari is full of shit. 

[Eldemarge]

So how Ariella tells it, she was married to a nice man for 10 years and then decided she was done being married because she wanted to travel the world.  But figured one day they'd get back together.  So she's a total asshole, I see.

[kacesq]

I’m already bored with this storyline.

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

If I am staying home and taking care of a baby all day, I'm not likely to dress up in a nice dress and heels.

She has a nanny.

[Doublemint]

She has to get a nail fixed before she sees her ex-husband.  No ring Okaaaaaay.   Let's see what happens.   It's gonna be good.

[Trackdawg]

8 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Jenny's thirst is large.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, kacesq said:

I’m already bored with this storyline.

What? Does it feel contrived to you? Noooooo.

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

If I am staying home and taking care of a baby all day, I'm not likely to dress up in a nice dress and heels.

Nor have Flo Jo length nails.

Edited September 6, 2021 by charmed1

[Floatingbison]

Sorry I'm late, working on a plumbing issue at Chez Bison, ready to snark

[Hotel Snarker]

Bini is handling this way better than I would if I were in his situation. I’d probably go full Jenny, NGL.

[LEILANI2]

Ariella tired of this marrying an African man for shock value and ready to go find herself doing something else.

[Frozendiva]

Are they married or just engaged?

[Trackdawg]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, Ari. You were married for 10 years. You left because you were immature. You were 19 when you married and you're 29 now. So when was this "immature" part? 

My conclusion, Ari is full of shit. 

[mmecorday]

Ari's ring was purchased at the Under a Dollar Tree.

[Suzywriter]

What exactly does Ariella do for a living that carries her all over the globe, marrying whatever she beds?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Not have Flo Jo length nails.

I see the ones some of the lady rappers have and wonder how they manage simple things in life like wiping themselves in the bathroom. Yikes!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

He lost it.

The dog ate it. 

[Floatingbison]

Cory isn't Cheesestick is he?  Two diff people right?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

So how Ariella tells it, she was married to a nice man for 10 years and then decided she was done being married because she wanted to travel the world.  But figured one day they'd get back together.  So she's a total asshole, I see.

Yet, here she is, stuck with a ne’er-do-well and a kid and no traveling prospects in sight, unless going back home to Princeton, NJ is considered traveling.

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, so I don’t wear my wedding and engagement rings when I get my nails done, but I’m also not getting all done up to see an ex while my husband watches. I am totally on Bini’s side here.

[Trackdawg]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Sorry I'm late, working on a plumbing issue at Chez Bison, ready to snark

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

What exactly does Ariella do for a living that carries her all over the globe, marrying whatever she beds?

Rich parents.

[Grifter Lives]

I worry that a 2nd season of Kenny and Armando will just ruin them for us.  Or, we'll have to watch Kenny cry every week again.

[tvrox]

Hi all! 

[Emmeline]

I don’t know what Sumit’s original intentions were but at this point I think he’s in it for the paycheck.  

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Cory isn't Cheesestick is he?  Two diff people right?

Different person, but cut from the same bland cloth.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Cory isn't Cheesestick is he?  Two diff people right?

[greekmom]

I don't get these "bridezilla" storylines.

There's a pandemic. You can't invite 100 ppl even in an outdoor wedding.

It's all freaking storyline and then it's going to be a small intimate wedding.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Ariella tired of this marrying an African man for shock value and ready to go find herself doing something else.

Aaaaaand @LEILANI2 gets it in one. I suspect Ari's made a career out of doing shit for shock value and horrifying her parents and greater community. 

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

What exactly does Ariella do for a living that carries her all over the globe, marrying whatever she beds?

I don't know but I'd be willing to give it a shot. 

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

What exactly does Ariella do for a living that carries her all over the globe, marrying whatever she beds?

She is in the top of her fields: writer and part-time admin in her father's doctor's office.  Both professions are in high demand in Ethiopia.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sumit wouldn’t know what the truth is if it bit him in the ass. He’s probably with Jenny because he knows it pisses his parents off.

[ExMathMajor]

This bitch sent her fiance home to get her engagement ring?

I'm sorry...I can't deal with these entitled American women...

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

What exactly does Ariella do for a living that carries her all over the globe, marrying whatever she beds?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I don't get these "bridezilla" storylines.

There's a pandemic. You can't invite 100 ppl even in an outdoor wedding.

It's all freaking storyline and then it's going to be a small intimate wedding.

Evelin wants shower gifts and wedding gifts! And money!

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sumit wouldn’t know what the truth is if it bit him in the ass. He’s probably with Jenny because he knows it pisses his parents off.

Probably punishing them for the arranged marriage? Even though it's the norm in India?

Just wondering what the heck is wrong with him. Usually at that age most men are married in India as far as I know. Could be wrong.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m 100% sure that Areola didn’t get the job in her father’s office as a result of nepotism.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

I worry that a 2nd season of Kenny and Armando will just ruin them for us.  Or, we'll have to watch Kenny cry every week again.

Guaranteed Kenny crying is going to be their main story arc. 

[Grifter Lives]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Cory isn't Cheesestick is he?  Two diff people right?

To his credit, Cheesestick was employable and spoke Spanish.  

Evelyn and Mey-liza are too similar, too.  Cheesestick really was Corey 2.0.