90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys…I need more Debbie 

[Hotel Snarker]

They really need to tap into this narcolepsy thing in future episodes, just have Kris falling asleep randomly and getting into hijinks because of it. Also in the future I'd like a character with kleptomania that just randomly steals stuff on-camera.

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Eldemarge said:

I will be filling out the appropriate paperwork to miss Life After Lockup and 90 Day!

Yes, this is Silvery Pony man hahah!  Everyone gets a full report.  He's flying in the MORNING of my birthday and taking me to a fancy dinner!  My friends told me to give him two days before I attempt to invade his space and cuddle him (we're sharing my king bed, so there is a ton of space).   He's staying for a week.

Bow chicka bow bow! Have fun!!! :) 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I missed it.  Why is Kris going back?  She needs fentanyl? 

Yeah, and what happened to her court case? The guys in the Sharp writers room are just fucking with us now. They throw out storylines and forget them the next day. 

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Was the motorcycle issue every resolved? I’m old enough to remember that.

She said something about the lawyer told her she didn’t need to appear in court so they got married on their planned date 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You can’t talk to a human even if you wanted to. No humans work at banks anymore.

Oh, I have a lovely bank where you can always talk to a person. thank goodness.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

They really need to tap into this narcolepsy thing in future episodes, just have Kris falling asleep randomly and getting into hijinks because of it. Also in the future I'd like a character with kleptomania that just randomly steals stuff on-camera.

Maybe Kris can fulfill both roles, since her suitcases look like they weighed a ton.  I wonder why she was taking so much stuff to go for a short trip in Alabama?  

[Eldemarge]

Why does Stacey's stupid wedding get to be THE FINALE??  So dumb. 

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Where….is…...donkey….Debbie 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys…I need more Debbie 

We ALL need more Debbie!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Why does Stacey's stupid wedding get to be THE FINALE??  So dumb. 

 

She …is….already…married 

[Hotel Snarker]

They make pottery look easy!

[Bees52]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys…I need more Debbie 

So  instead, they give us multiple segments everybody else. 😟

[charmed1]

Yeah, Kris’ bank story sounds fake. My bank turned off my card because I forgot to tell them I was in another country. I just called them and they turned it back on. That was more than 20 years ago. I’m sure it’s even easier than that, now.

[Floatingbison]

23 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I bet that weekend he was all shook up.

@Floatingbison I’m so glad I was able to send you to the Luxor. I’ve personally never been there but it’s pretty cool according to YouTube videos I watched.

well, better get there soon because its an MGM property and its apparently on the chopping block.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yay! I love these two. 

[Eldemarge]

Time to get a dessert for me and my cat.

 

(Sorry, 'my cat and myself...'  Too much 600 lb Life bad grammar)

Edited April 10, 2023 by Eldemarge

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

just have Kris falling asleep randomly and getting into hijinks because of it

Jeymi could draw on her face with a sharpie while she’s asleep, like at a sleepover 

[sainte-chapelle]

Not quite

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Time to get a dessert for me and my cat.

Vanilla pudding? 

[GrammyPammy]

She said “Sí”!

[Shelbie]

If Kris stays in America Jeymi will be better off in the long run.

[Gobi]

Debbie, the fiance we need, but don't deserve.

[Hotel Snarker]

This was a very sweet and thoughtful proposal 🩷🩷🩷🩷

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is the proposal over yet? Gabe was going for the Guinness Book of World Records.

[Frozendiva]

If Gabe is that decent, Isabel and the kids are lucky.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rishi’s chest looked nothing like the picture he sent to Jen’s friend. Just saying.

Edited April 10, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Maybe Kris can fulfill both roles, since her suitcases look like they weighed a ton.  I wonder why she was taking so much stuff to go for a short trip in Alabama?  

Exactly! Kris laughed at Jeymi selling her clothes if she does not return because she did not leave anything behind.

There will be an issue with her plane ticket that prevents her from flying back to Colombia, then she will have a health scare, etc...

 

[LEILANI2]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Why does Stacey's stupid wedding get to be THE FINALE??  So dumb. 

 

Especially when they're already married from two years ago.

[Hotel Snarker]

Rishi is a fuckboy but Jen's friend is a shit stirrer too.

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Vanilla pudding? 

Yes, his favorite!

[xls]

11 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

All you posters saying you like men’s legs are wrong. Mahmoud said so and he knows everything.

Patrick Swayzee putting on stockings in To Wong foo though -Oh laws!🤩

[sainte-chapelle]

You know what I am having for dessert? Booze 🥃 

[magemaud]

Nobody wants an infection in the skin of the perineum. 

[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rishi’s chest looked nothing like the picture he sent to Jen’s friend. Just sayino

He is a little pudgier than I thought he’d be for a personal trainer.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Seeking Brother Husband is boring.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

You know what I am having for dessert? Booze 🥃 

Dead. Smited. Smote. Slain.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Yes, his favorite!

Be glad it’s not key lime.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Nobody wants an infection in the skin of the perineum. 

And THERE's a sentence I bet you thought you'd never type.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jen has inflated fish lips in her talking head.

[xls]

16 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Get ready, Jeymi. Kris is hightailing it home to Alabama, probably with a suitcase crammed full of your jewelry and knickknacks, never to return. 

Hopefully not her pet knife

[magemaud]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And THERE's a sentence I bet you thought you'd never type.

I had to explain to my husband what it was 

[Eldemarge]

Rishi, honey, you need to work out.

[Suzywriter]

"towel cover the lingy."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s go to a spa and get water-boarded.

[sainte-chapelle]

No he looks paunchy ..

listen my belly looks like that too but fitness model I am not

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

No he looks paunchy ..

listen my belly looks like that too but fitness model I am not

Dad bod.

[GrammyPammy]

Is that hot oil drip gonna interfere with Rishi’s onion oil treatment?

[My Girls]

I wonder if they recycle that oil on the next guy.

[Baltimore Betty]

Obviously Rishi has not been in top trainer shape in a very long time.

Why aren't they having sex?