90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[TazDevil]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Kenny has the sperm, he just needs someone to tote it.

Paging Grangie for the aig to pair it with!!

Your chocolate is in my peanut butter!

Your peanut butter is in my chocolate!!

(I just grossed myself out...)

Edited October 18, 2021 by TazDevil
can't type

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

 

How many people are already in line to punch him?  I'm getting in that line and I'll wait for however long it takes.

It's a very long line!

[Doublemint]

Does Armando want Kenny's baby so he'll have part of Kenny after he dies?   Of course, they won't go there, but I can understand that.   It seems like production's idea.    Bring on Jenny's MIL!  Rah.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, endure said:

TV stars D listers

FTFY

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Can CHantel move her face at all anymore?

No. She's saving her elasticity. 

Just now, TazDevil said:

I hope Alina's mom cusses SteVen out for his bullshit!

How many people are already in line to punch him?  I'm getting in that line and I'll wait for however long it takes.

I think we should sell tickets. We could give the $$ to charity. One that deprograms stupid young Russian girls who get taken in by pimply, insufferable Mormon missionaries, maybe. 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

 

I hope Alina's mom cusses SteVen out for his bullshit!

How many people are already in line to punch him?  I'm getting in that line and I'll wait for however long it takes.

 

That line is longer than people waiting for the Covid vaccine 

[Suzywriter]

Dayum...John Sebastian's dreamy lyrics are reduced to hawking mushroom spackle soup for spaghetti and pea casserole. 

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

It's a very long line!

Taking my number, no matter how high it is!

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Boston said:

Kenny is so right.. (I turned 60 this year; you start thinking about what's AHEAD .. Kenny's daddy days are over (as he 'kind of' said).  I love these two, but there are problems.

I can't even imagine having an infant at that age. At that age, you need a grandbaby to spoil for a few hours and then send home to their parents. 

[endure]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Armando, do you have money for a nanny? Babies are expensive and at Kenny's age, who knows how much time he will have with the baby?

In fairness to Kenny he has raised four kids already, why would he want to start that again, insensitive of Armando on so many levels

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Does Armando want Kenny's baby so he'll have part of Kenny after he dies?   Of course, they won't go there, but I can understand that.   It seems like production's idea.    Bring on Jenny's MIL!  Rah.

Oh, the psychological rabbit trails one could follow with this.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

You mean after drinking Botox from a trough like a swine?

OK, I was dead but I came back to life just so I could read this and die again. @Suzywriter you are in rare form tonight! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Read him for filth momma A

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Dayum...John Sebastian's dreamy lyrics are reduced to hawking mushroom spackle soup for spaghetti and pea casserole. 

And Born to Be Wild for a CA(?) ad?

[Hotel Snarker]

Alina+Mommy tag team against SteVen.

[greekmom]

SteVen is such an ass. He can't even wear his mask correctly.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Coffee, nyet. Sex with other woman, dah.

[sainte-chapelle]

If you can fuck I can drink you pimple faced budding spree killer

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Steven does that thing where he calls a menu item "that thing" while pointing at it on the menu. I hate that. Ask for what you want. Sheesh. 

[Hotel Snarker]

No coffee is where I draw the line.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I love y'all, but a baby is a whole damn thing. Like a really big thing. I have two kids, and damn, they are a lotta work.

I was married 11 years before we became parents, I was happy to be a cat mom for awhile. :) I have many friends who are child free since I had a kid later in life and I give credit to people who know themselves well enough to know they don't need to have a kid to be happy.

[endure]

UGH the angel of destruction 😵‍💫

 

[Frozendiva]

Coffee stains your teeth? So does everything else?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Alina’s Mother looks like she’s had just about enough of SteVen’s happy horseshit.

[TazDevil]

He's trying to convert Mother Alina too???

Jeez, give the missionary work a rest SteVen.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Alina+Mommy tag team against SteVen.

And I am here for it. 

I wonder if Steven will excuse himself to fart? 

[Frozendiva]

The religion is a great place to excuse your own personal bias.

[kacesq]

Shut up Steven. The lady already said she’s disciplined in her faith.

[magemaud]

Now he wants the whole Family Alina to convert?

[Hotel Snarker]

Alina can't drink coffee but this fool can bang half of Utah. He's so gross.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Coffee stains your teeth? So does everything else?

Right? My blueberry smoothies stained the heck out of my teeth

[Gobi]

No coffee, but he's up for some half & half, if you know what I mean.

[Frozendiva]

Alina, he is pushing it- or his version - on *you*.

[kacesq]

How many more red flags do you need Alina????

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, TazDevil said:

He's trying to convert Mother Alina too???

Jeez, give the missionary work a rest SteVen.

Mormons NEVER give missionary work a rest. They consider it their duty to convert everyone. They have ceremonies that convert the dead. The Jewish community became very upset about this, when millions of their relatives who were murdered by Hitler were "converted" to Mormonism. 

[My Girls]

This pushy stuff gives me the creepy crawlies.

[endure]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Alina’s Mother looks like she’s had just about enough of SteVen’s happy horseshit.

She is totally suspect and unimpressed and Alina might be getting there too 

[sainte-chapelle]

Yesss Alina read him for FILTH

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is where I say thank you very much to the missionaries at my door and slam it shut.

[Hotel Snarker]

Alina and her mom are the most polite people. If it was me I’d bitch slap that man.

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Mormons NEVER give missionary work a rest. They consider it their duty to convert everyone. They have ceremonies that convert the dead. The Jewish community became very upset about this, when millions of their relatives who were murdered by Hitler were "converted" to Mormonism. 

I remember that! Unbelievable.

[Pepper Mostly]

YES ALINA, GO FOR THE NECK

[OneGuy]

Steven, to be fair, should consider becoming Orthodox.

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Mormons NEVER give missionary work a rest. They consider it their duty to convert everyone. They have ceremonies that convert the dead. The Jewish community became very upset about this, when millions of their relatives who were murdered by Hitler were "converted" to Mormonism. 

That's just some religious bull crap.

I can't believe people would do that. Bastards.

[Bees52]

Alina, we've all told you to run from SteVen. Now, again, grab your mom's hand, and run!

[Frozendiva]

Any kids should be free to choose their own religion when they hit 18 or 21.

[TazDevil]

Get him Mother Alina!!!!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

This is where I say thank you very much to the missionaries at my door and slam it shut.

I tell them I can talk to them about my Lord and Savior - Lord Darth Vader.

They usually leave.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

YES ALINA, GO FOR THE NECK

Or be plucky and starting plucking him.

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

This is where I say thank you very much to the missionaries at my door and slam it shut.

Got a tour of the church in Salt Lake City from some really nice missionaries and they were about a thousand times less pushy than this walking testicle.