90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

Thrifted Stevie Nicks.

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh my, the incest porn show just came on. I feel dirty. Til next week lovelies xx

[Gobi]

Next week I will continue my streak of never having watched the Super Bowl. Snark will be missed.

Till next time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night, amigos! See you around the forum. Have a great week! 

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Do they still make fly paper?

all the fly paper from the first scenes in Texas Chainsaw Massacre still creeps me out.  if you go into an abandoned house and there's fly strips hanging down everywhere, you know some bad shit is about to go down.

[Eldemarge]

Getting away from MILF Island as fast as I can...

Good night, all!  

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Kris' maniacal laugh when she tells Jeymi she might kill her in her sleep was, uh, unsettling. If I were Jeymi I'd make sure all the knives in the house were under lock and key.

I'd be under lock and key myself. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright y’all, I am not heading to the Manor. As always, I really enjoy hanging out with all of you watching this dumpster fire. I look forward to hanging out with y'all around the forums, and for those of you who are watching the Superb Owl with passion, which I only turn it on for the commercials, be relieved that Tom Brady is not hogging your attention anymore! Stay frosty! Peace out. ✌️ 

BRING ON GRANNY GATSBY!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll be thinking of you all next Sunday when I am binge watching some shitty historical drama. Have a great week, ladies and gents. In the meantime, don’t fall off any donkeys, okay? Good night!

[magemaud]

So all Yohan does all day is stand there flicking flies off the meat while he waits for customers? 
(I originally said “his meat” but I had to edit it because there are so many dirty minds here, including mine) 

Edited February 6, 2023 by magemaud

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Oh my, the incest porn show just came on. I feel dirty. Til next week lovelies xx

Ummm in a fortnight then.

[Suzywriter]

I am not watching these perverse MILFs so I'll see some of you Wednesday and all of you in 2 weeks.

Going to fantasize about sewing machines. 

[Floatingbison]

bye everybodies!  Have a great week

This next show gives MILFs and GILFs a bad name.  I'm owt!

[Frozendiva]

Canadians rarely see the US Super Bowl commercials. Haven’t watched in years. 

[endure]

16 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I don’t think Rishi said anything offensive or suspicious. 

Yeah, he wasn't pursuing her at any point.

[Doublemint]

Have a gig next Sat 2 pm and Sun 2 pm - hoping people show up on Superbowl Sunday afternoon.     Love you all - have a great week!!

[endure]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Canadians rarely see the US Super Bowl commercials. Haven’t watched in years. 

I don't think we get the same commercials, maybe some of the same network promos.

The meat seller should stick that ribbon thing he's waving on a fan!

[Emmeline]

32 minutes ago, greekmom said:

With covid now I wouldn't want to have my makeup done.

It was grossing me out that the makeup person was applying her foundation with his fingertips instead of a sponge or something.

[endure]

Danielle truly believes she's better than her husband, she has no respect or regard at all.  

[Emmeline]

36 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

It's this one.

Wow, I’m jealous.  That’s a beauty.

[endure]

OMG another 60 something looking 89!

[tvrox]

34 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

are we off next week for realz?  

Noooooo. What will I do?? Hate football. 

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"RELEASE THE FLIES!"

Then in the end credits there will be a disclaimer that "no flies were harmed in the filming of this episode." 

[magemaud]

BTW, I wonder who is in charge of naming these episodes? They sound like Fortune Cookie quotes. 

[magemaud]

No First Look tonight, no new episode Sunday. What am I going to do this weekend? Guess I have no choice but to check out Magic Mike. 

Can we still meet here and chat Sunday night if we don't want to watch football? 

[Hotel Snarker]

On 2/10/2023 at 12:50 PM, magemaud said:

No First Look tonight, no new episode Sunday. What am I going to do this weekend? Guess I have no choice but to check out Magic Mike. 

Can we still meet here and chat Sunday night if we don't want to watch football? 

Don’t forget, we have the just-as-fire Darcey and Stacey snark on Monday nights.

[Baltimore Betty]

12 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Don’t forget, we have the just-as-fire Darcey and Stacey snark on Monday nights.

I might get the DT's not seeing my trashy, trashy shows on Sunday night, I mean like who ever even heard of the Super Bowl anyway! Doesn't our votes count? What is the big deal with that game, I am guessing those people don't know good TV when they see it, right? 

This is so unfair, it's as if TLC does not even care about us!

[Hotel Snarker]

9 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I might get the DT's not seeing my trashy, trashy shows on Sunday night, I mean like who ever even heard of the Super Bowl anyway! Doesn't our votes count? What is the big deal with that game, I am guessing those people don't know good TV when they see it, right? 

This is so unfair, it's as if TLC does not even care about us!

I get you there. For me, it’s a nice break from all the foolishness and toxicity this show has brought us, and the commercials are hitting all the right notes with my daughter and her 1983 playlist!

Plus, this may be my last season of 90DF ever with you Primetimer peeps. My husband and I have decided to “study abroad” halfway around the world with some new cultures, entertainment, and food! It sounded so enticing that I would give up my CAR to be there. More on that in the spring.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 hour ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I get you there. For me, it’s a nice break from all the foolishness and toxicity this show has brought us, and the commercials are hitting all the right notes with my daughter and her 1983 playlist!

Plus, this may be my last season of 90DF ever with you Primetimer peeps. My husband and I have decided to “study abroad” halfway around the world with some new cultures, entertainment, and food! It sounded so enticing that I would give up my CAR to be there. More on that in the spring.

How exciting! My guess is Italy. 

Maybe where ever you land there will be some sort of a European TLC station with trashy programming, although can you imagine Stacey & Darcey dubbed in some foreign language!

[magemaud]

Such a dull Sunday night. What a blow we’ve been dealt! 
I thought we’d finally be done with Magic Mike commercials, but now that the movie is out, the promos are just as bad. I don’t get the attraction. When the woman introduces him, he sounds like he’s belching “Sup?” 

Edited February 13, 2023 by magemaud

[Hotel Snarker]

9 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

How exciting! My guess is Italy. 

Maybe where ever you land there will be some sort of a European TLC station with trashy programming, although can you imagine Stacey & Darcey dubbed in some foreign language!

Australia, actually. I’d be laughing out loud if they show Darcey and Stacey speaking in overdubbed Australian accents over there. The rendition could be called: Gday, Silva Mates!

[Baltimore Betty]

31 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Australia, actually. I’d be laughing out loud if they show Darcey and Stacey speaking in overdubbed Australian accents over there. The rendition could be called: Gday, Silva Mates!

Down Under??!!!

You have to watch Kath & Kim, it reminds me of D&S so much.

[Hotel Snarker]

9 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Down Under??!!!

You have to watch Kath & Kim, it reminds me of D&S so much.

I wonder if I will end up trying a vegemite sandwich while watching Kath & Kim…

[magemaud]

Totally off topic for this forum, but for those of you who also follow My 600 Lb. Life, (and I KNOW you do!) it was announced that Steven Assanti passed away, but it hasn’t been confirmed. 

Edited February 16, 2023 by magemaud

[greekmom]

Sorry for posting the thread for episode 3 of TOW late.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

On 2/15/2023 at 5:42 PM, magemaud said:

Totally off topic for this forum, but for those of you who also follow My 600 Lb. Life, (and I KNOW you do!) it was announced that Steven Assanti passed away, but it hasn’t been confirmed. 

Wait, what?! I thought he died a few years ago.

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Wait, what?! I thought he died a few years ago.

No, but I think there was a hoax announcement to that effect around 2020. This current "death" hasn't been confirmed and might just be another publicity stunt. He recently urged his followers to buy his Cameos while they could and surprisingly, business is booming. 

Edited February 19, 2023 by magemaud

[magemaud]

On 2/5/2023 at 10:01 PM, greekmom said:

im debating with the following:

Skipper 2.0

Tabitha from Passions

Carol Baskins

Whenever she's talking in the promo ads, all I can hear is Carol Channing. Oussama looks like a real prize, a scrawny 24 year old snaggle toothed skateboarder. Can't wait to meet them officially tonight! 

Edited February 20, 2023 by magemaud

[Gobi]

I’m guessing that tonight we’ll finally see that jackass. And the donkey she tries to ride.

[Hotel Snarker]

21 hours ago, magemaud said:

No, but I think there was a hoax announcement to that effect around 2020. This current "death" hasn't been confirmed and might just be another publicity stunt. He recently urged his followers to buy his Cameos while they could and surprisingly, business is booming. 

Why would you announce yours or someone else’s death as a hoax just to get publicity?! That’s just fucked up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniele should have brought her sage shmush to the butcher shop to keep the flies away.

[Frozendiva]

It is the Family Day long weekend!

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola snarkers! Tuned in early so I could reaffirm my hatred of Danielle. What a condescending, overbearing, selfish, patronizing, egotistical, insufferable......you get the idea. "You have to have a computer to run a business"? Fuck off. 

Has everyone had a good weekend? Last week there was apparently a sporting event of some kind so houseguest and I helped my son clean his apartment because we are saints. This weekend we shopped. And shopped. Last night a friend of mine was performing at a local spot so we all went there to cheer her on.  As a result of that LOOOOOONG day, I have been resting and napping all day so I am now rarin' to go! 

[Doublemint]

Hi everyone - I'm here for an hour - then last episode of All Creatures on PBS.

Missed you last week!

[Frozendiva]

I made raisin baking powder biscuits today. Too lazy to attempt cinnamon buns.

[greekmom]

hey peeps

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did anyone give up their car in order to be here tonight?

[Doublemint]

Trumpeta - here we go....

[kacesq]

Oh wow at first I thought you were all saying Richard Belzer’s death was a hoax…RIP.

so exited for tonight’s snarkfest! Had a rough week. Thanks to the courthouse clerk who laughed when applying for my internationally adopted son’s passport that they needed to be sure he was here legally and I didn’t steal him. And said this in front of my son, grrrr.

[Hotel Snarker]

HEY YOU ALL! I am so glad to be back snarking again for our regular Sunday rotation! Although this will be my last season ever of 90 Day, the snark has been so worthwhile and kept me coming back for more. Good job, you guys!

You know who I came here to see tonight. Debbie #2!