90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Mr. Miner]

I didn’t cook, but I’m pretty baked right now. 😎

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniele’s entire schtick is to nag Johan into submission.

[Frozendiva]

It has been warm enough here to open the window a bit. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Hola snarknados! I have had one of the busiest weeks of my life and really want to see more of these people to discover what they’re like, other than Daniele. Hopefully we see some of the couples clash like a trainwreck! 🚞

Last week’s premiere episode, I was so relieved that we finally got new people after months. But then again, it was just an introductory episode, like the train starting on a slow path before the distant rollercoaster. So I guess that’s why I rated it a 5? I should have rated it a 3, but I don’t want to get too pain-in-the-buttish early on. I predict by the next episode I will yell at at least half of these people.

[Emmeline]

Hello all, hope you are staying safe and warm.  

[Pepper Mostly]

The rollicky bachata music tells us that we are in the Sunny Dominican Republic! 

I am perishing to see what insulting, cheesy gifts Danielle brings to her in-laws. 

[Frozendiva]

The family loves Daniele all right - the walking ATM.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniele doesn’t want to live in NYC because she doesn’t want to be made responsible for Johan’s extended family.

[Doublemint]

I've got some birthday cake - today's the day - I'm an Aquarian.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

It has been warm enough here to open the window a bit. 

I’m still traumatized by the -15 degrees F yesterday and the day before.

[Frozendiva]

Happy Birthday!

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, judylo said:

Hi all! I need some snark to distract myself tonight. I just tested positive fot Covid today! And I haven’t left the house in over a week!

SO, so sorry. Fuck COVID. I wish I could scare it out of you.

[kacesq]

Greetings all! Danielle says they’ll stay in a hotel for the rest of the trip…I thought she was staying permanently?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m still traumatized by the -15 degrees F yesterday and the day before.

That was last week here. We hit 7C yesterday. Around 45F.

[sainte-chapelle]

7 minutes ago, judylo said:

Hi all! I need some snark to distract myself tonight. I just tested positive fot Covid today! And I haven’t left the house in over a week!

Oh no feel better soon!

[Mr. Miner]

How could you not feel like tossing them a couple hundred bucks. She’s no better than POS Ed was in the Philippines.

[greekmom]

Hey Peeps.

@Frozendiva did you make margaritas??

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

I've got some birthday cake - today's the day - I'm an Aquarian.

🎂🎂🎂🎂

[Doublemint]

How is she going to live there with no air-conditioning?  She has to check into a hotel after 2 days because it's so hot.

[My Girls]

New couples, yay!  I'm watching again!

 

[kacesq]

Ah, what a love story…both of them lying to the other…

[Frozendiva]

Yohan, make Daniele’s life there as miserable as possible.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I've got some birthday cake - today's the day - I'm an Aquarian.

Happy Birthday 🎈🎉🎂🎊🎁 

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Ah, what a love story…both of them lying to the other…

Love means never having to say the truth.

[kacesq]

We haven’t met NIcole yet have we?

[mmecorday]

Hello! I'm here. I see I'm here just in time to see the Great Value Tilda Swinton make her debut. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Hey Peeps.

@Frozendiva did you make margaritas??

I bought some cheap on sale sparkling ones today. $9 each for the 4 pack.

Uh, the store had imperfect limes for $1.94 for 2 lbs.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

How is she going to live there with no air-conditioning?  She has to check into a hotel after 2 days because it's so hot.

Just wait until she realizes that the life Johan's family lives is the life she will have.  Hahahahaha

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicole’s parents must be so proud of her.

[Hotel Snarker]

I’m still traumatized by Danielle laughing last week at the fact Yohan didn’t know she was completely deceiving him.

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Johan can find anyone someone better than this shrew at the resort.

She should get together with Ed, they’re around the same size anyway.

[sainte-chapelle]

Happy birthday @Doublemint

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Hello! I'm here. I see I'm here just in time to see the Great Value Tilda Swinton make her debut. 

Wish version of Tilda Swinton.

[Angry Moldovan]

5 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I've got some birthday cake - today's the day - I'm an Aquarian.

Happy Birthday!

[kacesq]

So basically chica doesn’t like to work…

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Greetings all! Danielle says they’ll stay in a hotel for the rest of the trip…I thought she was staying permanently?

I think that’s the plan after school gets out. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

How could you not feel like tossing them a couple hundred bucks. She’s no better than POS Ed was in the Philippines.

EXACTLY. She's going to lay down the law, and as a white lady from Nueva York, she expects to be listened to and obeyed. She doesn't care one bit about Johan. He's a means to an end. With a big dick.

[sainte-chapelle]

I dunno what it is but this chick looks wierd….like..airbrushed

[Auntie Anxiety]

Am I the only one who has never been on a spiritual journey?

[Pepper Mostly]

Happy birthday @Doublemint!

[greekmom]

I would love to do a soul trip to Egypt.

But I am not stupid enough to look for dick there.

 

[kacesq]

This one is always looking for a camera. 

[mmecorday]

She looked better as a red head. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Am I the only one who has never been on a spiritual journey?

You are not. 

[Gobi]

So, marrying an Egyptian is her pyramid scheme?

Thanks, try the veal. I'll be here all night.

Edited February 6, 2023 by Gobi

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I dunno what it is but this chick looks wierd….like..airbrushed

I’m thinking Botox and lots of it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh girl. No. 

[magemaud]

Nicole seems so joyless. 

[Hotel Snarker]

If Stephanie and Tania had a baby together, I feel like it would be Nicole.

[kacesq]

Damn she already married him???? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Twelve minutes in and here I go: Marry in haste, repent at leisure.