Suzywriter May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Let's play our favorite game, Throw The Titty! 8 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 "I don't want him to be upset on his first day with you". Cram it, Emily. You are living for it. 17 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Kobe, you’ll be trying forever to convince Emily that you can be a good dad. And you eventually won’t be seeing him when you break up, so enjoy your time together. 11 Link to comment
JennyMominFL May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said: After prom and after you graduate, you do learn that your classmates have short lives. A few died by the time they turned 25. In my case, my teacher got murdered by her husband who was also a teacher at my school. He was cheating on her and wanted out. Her murder involved a box cutter. It was awful 1 1 Link to comment
Bees52 May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Hi everyone! Hope you're having a good weekend. I'm kinda here, kinda not. Watching the show away from my pc. Still can't get that image of Kara stabbing popping extra balloons just after Guillermo said he'd give them to the neighborhood kids. 😱 And why drag him to her high school reunion? To make the ex jealous, maybe? It might be working because he's trying to break them up! 14 Link to comment
goofygirl May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Wait, WHUT???? EMILY HAS A J-O-B???? Shocked I say;shocked. 5 2 Link to comment
Grifter Lives May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Koben's been crying every episode. He's probably one of the loudest, noisiest babies on this entire series. It's not like Emily is a great mom.. 13 Link to comment
charmed1 May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 5 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said: One from my high school class was married, and divorced four times by 25, with three kids. All four wedding ceremonies were church weddings, at the family Baptist church. The final divorce happened because she was caught 'dating' her stepson. The husband was so much older than she was, that the step son was older than her too. Guess how I know all of that, since I'd have to be dragged to a high school reunion? My idiot brother married her equally scuzzy sister. Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!😂 1 12 Link to comment
Frozendiva May 30, 2022 Author Share May 30, 2022 Kobe just met his son. Give him a little time. 1 14 Link to comment
kacesq May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Hey grandma? Lots of parents have no experience with babies. And yet they cope. 1 21 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said: I was wondering if you got hit by that really bad storm! I was on a mini vacation but didn’t affect us in Port Hope,….just finally seeing people again, hung out with folks I haven’t seen in 2 years! 7 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 OK Kobe. Take Koben into a quiet room and speak softly, or not at all. Grandma. BUTT OUT. 1 12 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 "I'll let you watch him"?? Jesus fucking Christ you old bat fuck right off. 4 14 Link to comment
Suzywriter May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Two damned helecopter mothers. Get lost, Grandma. 1 17 Link to comment
Gobi May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 The kid is looking at lunch: "What's this? Where's my tit?" 10 4 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Emily. This is your child’s father. Let them have some space. Mama Emily won’t leave him alone with his child. 12 Link to comment
Tuneful May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 (edited) I'm not watching this season (famous last words) but I tuned in for a bit and caught the Wrapped-Tight Debutante and her latest rebellion, Guillermo. The ex is stoner central but I like the way he basically told Guillermo to get the F out while he could, if she is still controlling. Guillermo has a lot of poise for a 22-year-old, especially in a foreign country. The Wrapped-Tight Debutante talks double-the talk (or as the Aaron Neville song goes, "Tryin' to talk the double-talk, Get-myself-in-trouble talk." And how is it that her vision of their future is Always Right. P.S. Guillermo, if you get sick of being ordered around, I have a... friend who's old enough to be your grandma and is a good time. Edited May 30, 2022 by Tuneful 6 7 Link to comment
For Cereals May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 1 minute ago, goofygirl said: Wait, WHUT???? EMILY HAS A J-O-B???? Shocked I say;shocked. I can’t imagine what she’s doing for 5 hours looking like she didn’t shower after the brief tour… 1 4 Link to comment
mmecorday May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Just get the kid Babel. In no time he'll be saying "Je parle francais" like a native! 2 5 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said: Koben's been crying every episode. He's probably one of the loudest, noisiest babies on this entire series. It's not like Emily is a great mom.. Her parenting tool kit consists of one thing, stuffing a boob in Koben's mouth. 2 21 Link to comment
OoogleEyes May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 7 minutes ago, For Cereals said: Why do I feel like Kara is going to be the wife from Best in Show where they find a rando hookup everywhere they go. BUSY BEE! BUSY BEE! 2 4 Link to comment
kacesq May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 I really hate Emily, I hate women like her who think they’re supreme goddesses because they had a kid. And Emily? It’s not Kobe’s fault he wasn’t around for 17 months. 20 Link to comment
Frozendiva May 30, 2022 Author Share May 30, 2022 Nothing wrong with peanuts if the baby is slowly introduced to them. 7 Link to comment
goofygirl May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said: In my case, my teacher got murdered by her husband who was also a teacher at my school. He was cheating on her and wanted out. Her murder involved a box cutter. It was awful Jenny, you have had such an interesting life with a TON of life experiences. Have you ever thought about writing a book? I mean, I would read it immediately!! It seems like you have such strength and wisdom.... Just a thought. YOU ROCK! Edited May 30, 2022 by goofygirl 1 12 Link to comment
OneGuy May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Emily starts with, "Here's the thing." Everyone tunes out. 1 11 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Oh Emily or whatever your saggy boob name is….don’t pretend to be a parent, we all know grandma is raising that child 1 2 9 Link to comment
My Girls May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 I don't know how this poor man is putting up with this crap. Wow. 1 12 Link to comment
GrammyPammy May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 1 minute ago, For Cereals said: I can’t imagine what she’s doing for 5 hours looking like she didn’t shower after the brief tour… She’s supposedly a nanny 6 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said: In my case, my teacher got murdered by her husband who was also a teacher at my school. He was cheating on her and wanted out. Her murder involved a box cutter. It was awful This reminds me that I had an elementary school music teacher who was beaten, raped, and strangled to death by her ex-husband on her front porch. I saw it from afar because I was at the field across from her home at the time. I immediately went to my mom and told her to alert authorities. 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Kobe and Bunion need to start a support group for vacation fuck boys who fucked in haste and are repenting at leisure. 1 4 8 Link to comment
Grifter Lives May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Just when Emily couldn't get worse, she says that she knows exactly how she wants to raise Covid, and Kobe has to fall in line. I'm disgusted. Yet, Bilal remains the most offensive. 1 16 Link to comment
kacesq May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 That purple haired girl from Plathville irks me and I don’t even watch the show. 4 5 Link to comment
OoogleEyes May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 I want this man to bring that baby to my house and let him learn to be a DAD, dammit 13 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 (edited) See? Ventriloquist's dummy! Kobe is doing an admirable job of maintaining his cool. Emily is a crap parent the end. That kid will not have any friends because she'll hover over every play date and alienate every other parent. His teachers will uniformly hate her. Edited May 30, 2022 by Pepper Mostly 1 20 Link to comment
Gobi May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 "I don't want those peanuts, dad." You called it @Pepper Mostly! 1 7 Link to comment
Suzywriter May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 How do you know he's not allergic or has an allergy? Emily, you are not mama extrodinaire. Peanuts are fine. We ate them as kids. My grandpa would shell them for us. He's Algonquin, not Cameroonian. Small world. 13 Link to comment
Emmeline May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 I cannot stand Emily. Are all her v neck sweaters stretched out at the top from whipping out her breasts at any moment. Poor Kobe is in for a world of hurt from Emily and living with her family will be pure misery. 13 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Oh good…Ari’s family are still judgemental and mommy is a subtly xenophobic old bat…good times 4 10 Link to comment
charmed1 May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 (edited) Nana, maybe little COBIN-19 is fussy because a weird assed group of strangers is shoving cameras in his face? Just a thought. Edited May 30, 2022 by charmed1 1 3 12 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 I’m sorry, but she’ll breast feed that kid forever just to maintain control. Emily is a terrible human. 18 Link to comment
CSunshine76 May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 If you don’t want to co-parent, Emily, then why the hell did you bring Kobe to the US? That’s not how it works. 12 Link to comment
Suzywriter May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 4 minutes ago, mmecorday said: Just get the kid Babel. In no time he'll be saying "Je parle francais" like a native! A French-speaking father works just like the app! 1 4 Link to comment
Tuneful May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 I got the WW ads while scarfing a Trader Joe's dark chocolate bar. This amused me. 6 2 Link to comment
Mrs. Hanson May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 17 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said: I love the Fixx Saved by zero! 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said: Oh good…Ari’s family are still judgemental and mommy is a subtly xenophobic old bat…good times I find Janice to be passive-aggressive, with the venom quietly dripping from her fangs. 2 13 Link to comment
Suzywriter May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 1 minute ago, Emmeline said: I cannot stand Emily. Are all her v neck sweaters stretched out at the top from whipping out her breasts at any moment. Poor Kobe is in for a world of hurt from Emily and living with her family will be pure misery. Release the Krakken! 8 1 Link to comment
tvrox May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 47 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: How is this slattern going to let Koben go to school. Will she demand to drive the school bus? Cute sweater, chosen for easy boob access. Boobs need to be a bingo square at this point (Emily and Yve's friends). 2 5 Link to comment
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