90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Which just shows that she knew he was a creeper and made sure he wouldn't know where she lives. Now she should change her phone number and disappear. 

I would have blocked him as soon as he told me he arrived in Lima after I told him not to come and that my father was not comfortable with this.

[Gobi]

When is this season ending? Enough, already.

[Auntie Anxiety]

XXXimena looks like she’s dressed for success, as in, finding a guy to have sex with while Mike is in the other room jerking off. Or maybe she’ll make a date for a bathroom “visit.”

Edited March 21, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Frozendiva]

Mike, stop being dumb. The girl does not want you.

[RichiesOlderBro]

It’s between the skull shirt and stupid hat for worse clothing choices tonight. 

[mmecorday]

Mike's T-shirt looks like what Charlie Brown would wear if he were a psycho.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Please let this happen

Extra points if the guy who opens the door is the same one who answered the door at "Lana"'s apartment in Ukraine. 

[Zombness]

Ximena wants to keep playing the field instead of getting married.   Mike RUNNNNNNNNNNN!

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Tuneful said:

She Wholly Ghosted him? 

For good, I hope.

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

I remember when "Girl You Know It's True" first came out. I heard it on the radio and was like, meh...and then I saw the video. Suddenly the song wasn't that bad. 😍

It's a really catchy tune!

[SunnyBeBe]

Mike has been told the truth point blank.  He knows. To continue on is pathetic. I no longer have any sympathy.   

[OneGuy]

Ximena: "The problem is, I get bored."

OneGuy: "The problem is, you start bored."

[Eldemarge]

Mike's entire "I'm going out" wardrobe has giant skulls on it.  

[greekmom]

Idiot sucks at pool.

[Doublemint]

Bingo Bingo - "For me the kids come first"

[emergency ring]

ximena doesnt want the men in that room to know that she is with mike

[Hotel Snarker]

He’s just as good at pool as I am.

[Trackdawg]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

It was better than Tarik singing to Hazel 

[mmecorday]

How apropos they're at a pool hall because Noxzema loves the color of Mike's money.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, there is nothing between the lines. There are no lines. She can’t stand you.

[For Cereals]

Get To The Run

[OneGuy]

The phrase, "Run away _____________!" will actually be taken seriously by Mike.

Edited March 21, 2022 by OneGuy

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Extra points if the guy who opens the door is the same one who answered the door at "Lana"'s apartment in Ukraine. 

I wonder if his town has been taken by the Russians. 

[Frozendiva]

Yeah, Ximena, you only care about Mike and his money.

[Emmeline]

Oh my god, Noxema bending over the pool table in her shorts and fishnets.  She is just a sleezy hoe.

[GrammyPammy]

Mike can’t read the writing on the wall. Or between the lines. Or the room. Take your pick.

And he runs away in 3, 2, 1…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Run Forrest Mike, run.

[Hotel Snarker]

Geez Ximena, have some mercy and just let this man go. He will NEVER catch the vibe that you hate his guts.

[Zombness]

Wow...he still pays the rent. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike wants to take the sofa back to New York.

[Bees52]

I bet Ximenia already sold that wedding dress.

[CrazyInAlabama]

15 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Why can't Ben ride with the camera crew?

I'm sure the camera crew would dump him in the middle of nowhere, hoping wild animals would take care of him.    I'm sure the camera crew hates him as much as we all do, and Mahogany does.    Ben has a very punchable face. 

[Eldemarge]

Yeah, Mike.  You go take that oven back with you to New York, you petty incel.

[sainte-chapelle]

Of course you are only with him for cash. Your mom pretty much admitted as much.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Mike she doesn’t even want to be friends. 

[magemaud]

Mike, good luck getting that couch through Customs 

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike, Ximena gave you an out. Take it! RUN!

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

How apropos they're at a pool hall because Noxzema loves the color of Mike's money.

[greekmom]

hahahahaha

he wanted to do the dumping but she beat him to the punch!

hahahahahaha

[Armchair Critic]

She should have told him before the pool hall. But then again he should have seen she did not want him.

[Suzywriter]

Ximena is so hostile! I mean, why does she even expect him to put up with her bitchiness?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Mike does not disappoint!  
 

I think he runs much faster than Pole ever did!

[OneGuy]

Mike is a spry little guy!

[Armchair Critic]

This is the show that never ends.... 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Ximena is so hostile! I mean, why does she even expect him to put up with her bitchiness?

Ximena wants Mike gone. She is attempting to drive him away. 

[Zombness]

Run Mike run!!!   Gino's prenup?  OMG  Jasmine is going to be pissed.

[ExMathMajor]

I wish I felt sorry for Mike's incel ass...

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike wants to take the sofa back to New York.

And the stove, the kitchen table, the kids' bed, Ximena's clothes......

 

[charmed1]

Ximena, the power of Ricky’s durag complels you.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ximena is a scammer but she smelled something was seriously off…which says a lot considering her last two dudes went to prison 

[emergency ring]

where the fuck did mike run to lol