90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

You mean the blindfold, right?

LMAO, I wish I had one while watching that scene.

[Suzywriter]

Ximena looks like she's been getting dollied up for someone else. 

[LEILANI2]

She's not that into him and must have a few others on the line.

[OneGuy]

Ximena can't hide her delight!

[Frozendiva]

She expects modelling work? Her tattoos may be too many.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

She expects modelling work? Her tattoos may be too many.

OnlyFans

[Tuneful]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Baby Girl Kimbaaaaly: 

Don Knotts

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Last thing he needs is for Kimballeeeee to get knocked up! 

Hahahaha, I kill me. 

You slay us all Queen

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, it was OK until you tracked dog shit into the house. 

[For Cereals]

Um what kind of modeling?  Someone has been streaming LALU…

Great decision making skills with this one.  Get money from a loan shark for a boob job…

[kacesq]

You know...in a way it’s sad that people are so desperate and lonely that they take all this crap from their true loves and pretend it’s normal.

[Hotel Snarker]

SHIT, SHIT, SHIT literally!!! Mike can’t catch a break.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ximena will withhold her sexual favors until Mike hands over the breast augmentation surgery money.

Edited February 21, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Oh I think Ximena is being herself…

That is ashame.

She borrowed money from a loan shark so she can get the boob job and tummy tuck so she could work as a model??? A model??? Really, a model?

[Suzywriter]

Did Mike show up when Ximena has another suitor booked? 

[Gobi]

Will Usman do the skoodilypoop or will he skedaddle?

[LEILANI2]

Ximena only likes the money you send her, she's not interested in actually seeing you Mikey. Go home.

[Doublemint]

Mike - go wash the shoes.   Ximena now has the falsh eyelashes, she's ready for her close-up.

[Hotel Snarker]

I hope he didn’t track that dog poop on his shoe from New York.

[RichiesOlderBro]

[Floatingbison]

slightly off topic, but did we ever get a reaction by Mahog to  Ben's epic Runaway Train/Let's Just Dance poem?

[TazDevil]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Tonight the   Pillow Barrier Kimbelly goes down!

 

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Doggy style, so he doesn't have to keep his face arranged correctly.

Reverse cow girl so she does all the work.

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

usman looks like hes about to enter the boxing ring 

*deeeep breath*

"Gird your loins!"

[Floatingbison]

13 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Will Usman do the skoodilypoop or will he skedaddle?

or the 23 Skiddoo?

Edited February 21, 2022 by Floatingbison

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Um what kind of modeling?  Someone has been streaming LALU…

Great decision making skills with this one.  Get money from a loan shark for a boob job…

To be fair, my friend got a boob job and butt implants. She now rakes in $20,000/month on OnlyFans and Adult Expo.

[hookedontv]

@Trackdawg would you consider changing your name to Trackdawgshit?

(asking for Mike and Ximena…)

Edited February 21, 2022 by hookedontv

[MOMMY41]

9 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Dead AGAIN. I can’t. I am laughing so hard, can you hear me from CT?

I'm in CT, I can hear you, can you hear me????

[Auntie Anxiety]

The kid who helped me at the Apple Store the other day was SteVen’s doppelgänger. 

[OneGuy]

Johnny: "What would you do if you were in my shoes?"  

Johnny's 90DF-watching friend: "Not step in dog shit and track it into the house."

[hookedontv]

Just now, MOMMY41 said:

I'm in CT, I can hear you, can you hear me????

I can! I can! 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Reverse cow girl so she does all the work.

Too close for comfort. Usman wants limited contact. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

You know...in a way it’s sad that people are so desperate and lonely that they take all this crap from their true loves and pretend it’s normal.

I don't know though. Mike probably could have met a nice woman at bingo or bowling or at the local library. He could have gone to the dog park or gotten involved in local politics. But he wanted an espicey, sexy Latina. No one comes off looking good here.

[charmed1]

Ha! Her new man is tricking her off and Mike is inconveniencing her. Mike is too dim to see that he’s old news.

[ExMathMajor]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Ximena only likes the money you send her, she's not interested in actually seeing you Mikey. Go home.

Yep. Go home, take care of your dad and granddad, be a volunteer fireman, and accept that you will probably be single for the rest of your life unless you meet someone desperate enough to put up with your simple ass.

[Bees52]

Walking in with poopy shoes Mike, no bueno...

 

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Doggy style, so he doesn't have to keep his face arranged correctly.

I learn so much on this forum

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

*deeeep breath*

"Gird your loins!"

It's one of those show biz sacrifices people have to make, like a casting call with Harvey Weinstein.

[Tuneful]

It's pretty bad, Mike, when your elderly father, your100-year-old grandfather, and your cat all make a lot more sense than you do. 

I did like Granddad's dating advice from 70 years ago.  

Edited February 21, 2022 by Tuneful

[OneGuy]

Ximena wishes the American $ was as clingy as Mike is.

[emergency ring]

mike is honestly so messy i just wonder how his dental hygiene is 🤢🤢

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Frozendiva said:

I noticed that.

If I was stuck in that room with Gino I would need lots of wine too. 

[Floatingbison]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Baby Girl Lisa said he likes to go au natural.

awww shit, I just realized, BGL and Kim are Eskimo Sisters now

[Suzywriter]

Mike is kind of hopeless. He's just so awkward. 

 

 

[TazDevil]

Dump her Johnny.  If she's so quick to think she's going to go bang some other guy, that's your answer right there.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ella, if Johnny isn’t desperate to see you, then you have your answer. He’s not feeling it.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

To be fair, my friend got a boob job and butt implants. She now rakes in $20,000/month on OnlyFans and Adult Expo.

Who pays for all of these OF accounts? Seriously, how many horny losers with spare money to burn can there be?

[Wollstonecraft]

13 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

OMG, me too.  My lower back and arms...I usually get a magic shot from the dermatologist every six months, I will be calling her tomorrow.

Steroid shot? 

[emergency ring]

ella, miss girl you just need to make new moon water with your girlies 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Ha! Her new man is tricking her off and Mike is inconveniencing her. Mike is too dim to see that he’s old news.

It just occurred to me that Ximena may well be playing Mike for her 'manager'.