90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

Poor Mike. He's so lonely, he doesn't even know what he's gotten himself in to. Like, yikes!

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hazmat, if you marry Memphis, this will be the best in a long line of bad days.

If he has no children and is young and attractive, why is he getting tied down to her? He got the sex if that is what he wanted.

[Suzywriter]

34 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’m so glad Weight Watchers rebranded itself as WW because it’s s “lifestyle company” so they could run ads....touting weight loss.

I am embarrassed to say that I tried their plan. I don't understand how it can work. I get 17 points a day. I can have any food that I want.  1 tiny serving of ice cream is 14 points.  2 tablespoons of greek dressing is 4 points.  It pretty much comes down to "you are going to be really hungry".

[Auntie Anxiety]

So if Mike marries Ximena, does she stop taking the kid to jail to visit Daddy?

[Pepper Mostly]

He seems to genuinely care for those kids. He'd be a good dad. 

[Frozendiva]

Mike, there are other, probably better women out there for you.

[charmed1]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Is it me, or is there something off about Ximena's dad's wife? And not just her age.

Which one was the wife? Not the one sitting in the corner who looked like Wednesday Addams? That’s her sister, right?

[Hotel Snarker]

This feels like an episode 14. Almost every story is wrapping up.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

If he has no children and is young and attractive, why is he getting tied down to her? He got the sex if that is what he wanted.

Young, attractive and gay in a country that has other ideas. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I really can’t hear the words “te amo” ever again without thinking of Mike.

[Drogo]

Those upper arms.  It’s like Mike has never lifted a case of Poland Spring.

[mmecorday]

Is Ximena crying because she's going to miss Mike or is she starting to feel guilty about her long con?

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He seems to genuinely care for those kids. He'd be a good dad. 

I believe that too. He seems to want the kids and didn’t really complain about her family constantly being around during his stay.

Edited February 7, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ximena, there is NO WAY IN HELL that Mike isn’t Coming back for you. 

[TazDevil]

Not the Toothbrush!!!!!

[Wollstonecraft]

I hope Eczema doesn't cheat while Mike is gone.

[OneGuy]

Oh, the number of times I've broken up with someone by throwing the toothbrush on the ground.  This is serious now!

[Gobi]

Gino and Jasmine. I think those crazy kids are going to make it.

[goofygirl]

What's old Benny doing now??  Tracking down his "lurve" in her hometown... Can you spell STALKER, Benny??

You fruity pie. Go home and take care of your family. Moron.

[emergency ring]

YES JAMSINE

[Angry Moldovan]

Definition of sex tourist loser you ask? Gino and his shat hat

signed. AM

[Straycat80]

I’m kind of rooting for Mike and Ximena. 
meanwhile Ben sits in a diner waiting for Lana, I mean Mahogany.

And Jasmina continues to lose her shit. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

“You’re not giving away the toothbrush Waterpik!”

[LEILANI2]

Oh no, she threw out prized electric toothbrush.

[Pepper Mostly]

OH GOD HE'S SITTING IN A RESTAURANT WAITING FOR HER. ITS UKRAINE LANA ALL OVER AGAIN

[greekmom]

I bet Gino wants to be slapped around by Jasmine.

In an S&M punish me cause I have been a bad boy way.

I'll see myself out.

Edited February 7, 2022 by greekmom
it's the wine

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Not the Toothbrush!!!!!

One of my fave cast members tbh

[EtheltoTillie]

Just now, goofygirl said:

What's old Benny doing now??  Tracking down his "lurve" in her hometown... Can you spell STALKER, Benny??

You fruity pie. Go home and take care of your family. Moron.

He’s stalking a figment of the imagination. Why does he keep saying he’s in love?  

[CrazyInAlabama]

4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

If he has no children and is young and attractive, why is he getting tied down to her? He got the sex if that is what he wanted.

I bet to get into the U.S., get a job, and then see how everything goes from there.    I'm guessing he knows that it's a long road to import his sister, and mother. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Things are getting serious. Gino changed into his tan hat.

[Eldemarge]

Ben looks pretty soulless behind the eyes.  Like he'd be happy to punish his little girlfriend if she did something he didn't like.  I mean, he's already crossing her boundaries by showing up after she TOLD him not to come.  I called it first, guys!  He's a dangerous psycho.

[Suzywriter]

Ximena looks miserable, like she has once again sold herself to keep her family afloat. 

[LEILANI2]

Is there such a thing as an International stalking law cuz Ben is breaking them.

[sainte-chapelle]

It does feel like the storylines are wrapping up….how many more episodes are there?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OH GOD HE'S SITTING IN A RESTAURANT WAITING FOR HER. ITS UKRAINE LANA ALL OVER AGAIN

And I’m livin for it

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, EtheltoTillie said:

He’s stalking a figment of the imagination. Why does he keep saying he’s in love?  

God is saying Ben's in love.  He's just being obedient to God.

Edited February 7, 2022 by OneGuy

[Bees52]

I can tell from that preview, Jasmine is working for her spinoff, as she goes off.

If these two eventually end up together.... smh.

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

One of my fave cast members tbh

The Waterpik deserved so much more than it got.

[goofygirl]

9 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Is Ximena crying because she's going to miss Mike or is she starting to feel guilty about her long con?

Ximena is worried she's actually gonna have to take her boys and move to the good old US of A.  She's not that into it!

Edited February 7, 2022 by goofygirl

[Armchair Critic]

She doesn't want an "old man, crazy and depressing from Michigan". Thanks TLC for once again making a Michigan person look like an idiot. 😏 Yes I know, with the quality of people they get on this show it doesn't take much...

[TazDevil]

7 minutes ago, magemaud said:

In his TH’s, doesn’t it look like Mike hasn’t shaved the back of his head? 

Yeah, it looks like he shaves his head usually but didn't do that upkeep during his time in Colombia for some reason.

[mmecorday]

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“You’re not giving away the toothbrush Waterpik!”

"Serenity now!"

[magemaud]

9 minutes ago, Wollstonecraft said:

Memphis is such a troll. She's a supposed nurse practitioner or something?

In the field of mental health, no less. Someone found reviews of her and they were scathing. 

[Wollstonecraft]

I laugh at the promo for Marry Me with JLo and Owen Wilson.  You're kidding me right? Big blockbuster there.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, magemaud said:

In the field of mental health, no less. Someone found reviews of her and they were scathing. 

Link plz?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Ben writes a poem while he sits alone at the restaurant, expecting the love of his life to show up.

[LEILANI2]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Ximena is worried she;s actually gonna have to take her boys and move to the good old US of A.  She's not that into it!

Me thinks Ximena will be back to the prison visits and ends up pregnant ago. She looks like the kind who can't quit bad boys and poor decisions sadly for her boys. I hope I'm wrong.

[Hotel Snarker]

Fuck off, Ben. If Mahogany is in fact real, you better hope her daddy doesn’t greet you with a .38 policía especial.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

I can tell from that preview, Jasmine is working for her spinoff, as she goes off.

If these two eventually end up together.... smh.

Well if Chantel can do it...

[mmecorday]

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One of my fave cast members tbh

My all time favorite cast member is the rat who watched Big Ed take a shower.