90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[rideashire]

3 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

The lens focal length on selfies is hard to overcome! It makes everyone look worse than they actually look.

This is also a good point! Most phone cameras have the equivalent to a 35mm lens which is unflattering unless you get far away, but most people don't get further than the length of their arm. It will distort your features close up.

Flattering and more true representations would come from an 85mm focal length (or a 50 is doable)

Okay I'm done sorry guys. I'm a wedding photographer so this shit is already in my head.

Edited January 24, 2022 by rideashire

[Tuneful]

His system may not be used to what is probably a lot of spicy and/or greasy food and different water.  

[Gobi]

"Ximena, pull my finger."

[Scout Finch]

5 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Thankfully it is keeping my husband in the office so I can watch this crap uninterrupted.

I don't have to worry about my cats judging me. Well, at least not about what I watch.

Edited January 24, 2022 by Scout Finch

[mmecorday]

Too bad Mike booked this romantic vacation in the middle of a rain forest.

[Trackdawg]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

He sounds like every pretentious asshole ever met rolled into a mega douche…like the transformers that combine to make a big one. He is th e monster pretentious asshole.

[DNR]

Just now, magemaud said:

I like Meghan. After watching so many beasts on My 600 Lb. Life and the 1,000 Lb Sisters, it’s refreshing to see someone with a positive attitude towards life and weight loss. She’s pleasant and self-effacing and has a partner who loves and supports her. 

Agree . I like Meghan but oh god blonde Beyoncé is just hideous . I’ve never seen a giant front fat apron like hers. It’s astonishing 

xiemena : 

killer bf>Farty burpy American

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Scout Finch said:

I don't have to worry about my cats judging me. At least not about what I watch.

My cat is asleep, he mumbled something about stupid humans and then dozed off.

[Hotel Snarker]

She is going in for the kill!

[Frozendiva]

He is 34 and an old man?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Tuneful said:

His system may not be used to what is probably a lot of spicy and/or greasy food and different water.  

That may be. But wouldn't he be mortified if it was not the norm? "Oh my god, excuse me! I'm not used to the food!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, peel off a couple of hundreds and she’ll forget about your bodily function issues.

[sainte-chapelle]

Lol Mike's kinda secretly reading her for filth

[TazDevil]

"killing people for money" LMAO!!!!

[Grifter Lives]

If Mike had any self-respect, he should ask for equal time to air his grievances about Ximena (Festivus), just like he does in the talking head.  Having her tubes tied should be more of a deal-breaker than improvable personal hygiene.  (His hygiene is gross.)

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

She is going in for the kill!

Just like a hitman

[mmecorday]

Mikey, honey.  She doesn't love you. You area bald, near-sighted ATM.

[Hotel Snarker]

I love the level of drama she has over farts. She’s just not into him and she needs an excuse.

Mike, it's coming from what you eat, dude.

[greekmom]

maybe he should tell her he's cutting off the money too

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok I get it but Ximena is wayyyy to outraged about this. 

[Frozendiva]

Ximena expected a prince and got you.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Mikey, honey.  She doesn't love you. You area bald, near-sighted ATM.

Mike: You never loved me. Liar!

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike, peel off a couple of hundreds and she’ll forget about your bodily function issues.

[magemaud]

16 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

"It Happened One Night,"

no, nothing happened

Edited January 24, 2022 by magemaud

[Eldemarge]

"She should help me work on my faults, together!"  Noooo, you are 34, you can figure out not leaving your undies on the floor by yourself.

[For Cereals]

I was hoping we’d get the Pole running scene

[Suzywriter]

Farting...I have never, ever farted in front of a date. I think the only time it happened in a whole marriage was while I was giving birth.  

[DNR]

Loved when bens daughter immediately said THATS A FAKE PIC!!!!

[Straycat80]

 Mike has a point, deal with farting or be with a convict who’s a hitman trying to kill you. 

[Scout Finch]

This was fun!! I'll try to remember to come back next week!

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

My cat is asleep, he mumbled something about stupid humans and then dozed off.

[Toodleoo]

Well this episode was a giant ball of suck. And now onto the next pile of douche, Sister Wives!

[Suzywriter]

How dare you fart and burp in front of her? I get Ed vibes.  "Give me a pass because I'm weird". 

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Ximena is dead inside. In a strange way I feel bad for her. Her life must be so hard. 

[Toodleoo]

RUN, USMAN, RUN!!!!!

[Trackdawg]

Just now, DNR said:

Loved when bens daughter immediately said THATS A FAKE PIC!!!!

[mmecorday]

I hope everyone has a lovely week. See you next Sunday.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ben is like if Michael Scott was raised in a cult. I hope he doesn't see Mahogany at all.

Kimbaaaaly being pushy next week. I’m not surprised.

Edited January 24, 2022 by Hotel Snarker
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[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

 Mike has a point, deal with farting or be with a convict who’s a hitman trying to kill you. 

I'd take the hitman. 

[Grifter Lives]

How did Jasmine contact Gino's ex (or vice versa)?  How convenient, especially since Jasmine would have banned her for life from Gino's cell phone.

[sainte-chapelle]

The show was boring but the snark was fun. Good night all. Go get the douche Christine!

[greekmom]

Well guys. See you next Sunday!!!

Don't forget to pressure the one u are infatuated with to sleep with you!

If begging doesn't work maybe a PS5 will.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ximena is dead inside. In a strange way I feel bad for her. Her life must be so hard. 

We concur. That girl has been through Hell. 

[Doublemint]

Good snarkfest.   Everyone stay safe and warm!   See you next week.

[Suzywriter]

Have a great week! See some of you for the maybe weight loss surgery. 

[Trackdawg]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Ben is like if Michael Scott was raised in a cult. I hope he doesn't see Mahogany at all.

[DNR]

2 minutes ago, Scout Finch said:

This was fun!! I'll try to remember to come back next week!

Scout. This is the only way this show is watchable. Come on back ya hear! 🤣

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

How dare you fart and burp in front of her? I get Ed vibes.  "Give me a pass because I'm weird". 

 

I have been guilty of doing so on a few occasions. It's not all the time, but it happens and I apologize.

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright guys, that's it for this week's shitshow of Before the 90 Craze! Could not have done it without you! I will see you all next week in the same spot for more! More! More! (thanks Billy Idol) For now, have a great night! Peace out.

[OneGuy]

I'm going to take some antacid.  Goodnight all.  Have a great week.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well peeps, this episode was one giant wasteland of suck, but we got through it together. I love you all. Have a great week--see some of you gluttons for punishment tomorrow night. Stay safe!