90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Evilyn is so unattractive. God they all are. I’m so over this show lol.

Geeze,  they really are!

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I can't listen to this bitch's lecture again 

Which bitch? 

[Doublemint]

Well, we're all caught up with clock changing and ready to snark.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She is utterly insufferable. I loathe her. "You've violated my sacred family home!". What, by having friends over? The sacred family home you so cavalierly left, months ago? Fuck her, she is a horrible mess of a person. A pile of rotting dingo's kidneys is more attractive and personable. 

Whew, now that that's off my chest......how is everyone? I hope you're all doing well and having a wonderful week! 

@Boston, I hope you feel better soon. Get yourself to bed and sleep it away. We'll keep your seat warm till next week. 

Don’t forget he is surrounded by evil….bitch this ain’t Amityville

[kacesq]

Can Ari just up and move to Kenya? Like...are there visa requirements? I mean I know she’s never leaving mommy again but sheesh, can we try to pretend this story has some truth to it?

[TMI]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Will Corey and Evelin get married again??  Or Something?? Tune in to FIND OUT! (whooooooo cares)

They have been married for years...this fake couple should have been booted off show long ago....

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[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Ari was pissed because Bini was playing music for 14 hours....that's what musicians do, honey.

She's such a bitch. I can't believe she has the balls to threaten Bini over his partying when she's probably been doing the same.

[Auntie Anxiety]

You’ll be shocked to know that 🚨🚨🚨🚨Sumit is lying.

[Gobi]

Astrologer coming over. Is that like consulting a psychic? Is that on the bingo card?

[kacesq]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She is utterly insufferable. I loathe her. "You've violated my sacred family home!". What, by having friends over? The sacred family home you so cavalierly left, months ago? Fuck her, she is a horrible mess of a person. A pile of rotting dingo's kidneys is more attractive and personable. 

Whew, now that that's off my chest......how is everyone? I hope you're all doing well and having a wonderful week! 

@Boston, I hope you feel better soon. Get yourself to bed and sleep it away. We'll keep your seat warm till next week. 

Marry me.

[Trackdawg]

10 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

Waving helloooo from Calgary with a sick little Chloe Dog on my lap!  Poor old girl has chronic bronchitis and on a puffer now.  She's such a trooper!

 

9 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I am here and starting drinking wine 2.5 hours ago because I worked today and I just couldn't wait for my "weekend."    Please keep me from tipsy-texting a cute boy too much...

Let's do this!

 

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I'm here and ready to snark. Or sleep, which seems likely.

 

5 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Hey Peeps. Hoping for a good episode today. No Chin Hair or high Forehead.

Also very little of Areola.

 

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Good evening, my friends! Happy November! It is time to snark The Other Way once again! Grab your food, drinks, snacks, whatever, and let's get it on!

 

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

GOod evening all! I hate Ari. I feel the need to say that.

 

4 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Hi everyone! It's Snark Time!

 

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Hi from rival Alberta city Edmonton! We had a spectacular Aurora display this week. Also had a nasty run in with my neighbors. I had made some complaints about their crap behavior.

 

3 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

What up Peeps!!

Sorry I missed the live chat last week.  I watched it later and the HORROR of watching the nose-flossing was almost too much to take.

Looking forward to some good snark!!

 

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hello, one and all. Does Armando's father show up for the wedding? More importantly, does anyone care?

Seats in the upright position, seatbelts on. Now get ready for yawning exciting tv viewing.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Can Ari just up and move to Kenya? Like...are there visa requirements? I mean I know she’s never leaving mommy again but sheesh, can we try to pretend this story has some truth to it?

I watched the sneak peek just fucking wait

[Hotel Snarker]

An astrologer will tell them the truth... right? LOL!

[mmecorday]

I think instead of that stereotypical Indian music before the Sumit and Jenny segments, they should play "Isn't She Lovely?" 

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

You’ll be shocked to know that 🚨🚨🚨🚨Sumit is lying.

His lips were moving, yes?

[Armchair Critic]

I'm sure this astrologist is really going to help Sumit and Jenny. 🙄

[charmed1]

I made it. No melatonin tonight. KenMando will surely put me to sleep faster. I’m so happy to start tonight off with the Indian Costanzas. 

[Frozendiva]

Indian astrology is a lot older than the Western version.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Can Ari just up and move to Kenya? Like...are there visa requirements? I mean I know she’s never leaving mommy again but sheesh, can we try to pretend this story has some truth to it?

Oh, I'm sure it's just a vacation visit.  Just pretending to move to Kenya.  Dragging that poor kid all over the world.

Also, did Ari get a new bottom lip?  It looked huge in the last scene of the last show when she's on the video call with Bini.  Made her more unfortunate looking, which I didn't think was possible.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Anyone else over Kenny and his spoiled family?

(raising hand) Me! Me! Me! How much weeping and wailing will they do before they even leave the airport?

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Ari was pissed because Bini was playing music for 14 hours....that's what musicians do, honey.

Why would he pick up the phone, she literally picks a fight with him the instant he answers. 

And no one is calling her to narc on Bini. She's delusional. 

[Hotel Snarker]

30 years? That astrologer only looks like he’s 35!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sumit looks so unhappy thrilled with the astrologer’s advice. If looks could kill.....

Sumit’s thought bubble: What the fuck? Now i have to come up wit yet another excuse for why we can’t get married.

[mmecorday]

Jenny: I'm a little sick right now.

Astrologer: Well, that's India!

 

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Hi from rival Alberta city Edmonton! We had a spectacular Aurora display this week. Also had a nasty run in with my neighbors. I had made some complaints about their crap behavior.

I am from Toronto…everyone hates our asses lol

[magemaud]

Jenny, Tell the astrologer about your diarrhea 

[Hotel Snarker]

Mama ain’t gonna like that answer.

[kacesq]

This astrologer is making too much sense for this show.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

30 years? That astrologer only looks like he’s 35!

I guess draining people of their finances with bullshit astrology pays well

[Trackdawg]

42 minutes ago, Boston said:

Don't think i'm gonna make the live chat again this week.  It has been exactly a week I've been sick (horrible URI).  I have to say I slept all day yesterday and am feeling better tonight after a hot shower and snuggy pjs.  Have fun snarking.  @Auntie Anxiety.. you're from MA I think.. did you happen to see the sunset tonight (I live north of Boston - near NH line east coast).  It was just breathtaking:  It looked like soft light baby blue and baby pink cotton candy.  Made my weekend.

 

13 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

 

helloooo from Calgary with a sick little Chloe Dog on my lap!  Poor old girl has chronic bronchitis and on a puffer now.  She's such a trooper!

 

7 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I have to run Mrs. Floatingbison to the pharmacy,...she had food poisoning last night, went to ER today.  She's feeling better.  I'll be back to snark.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

30 years? That astrologer only looks like he’s 35!

They start them young at astrology school. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Astrology guy reading momma for filth…I kinda love it

[mmecorday]

Mama Sumit is thinking, "What can I put in the astrologer's potato curry?"

[Hotel Snarker]

Damn, the astrologer putting Sumit’s parents in their place!

[TazDevil]

Whoa.  Astrologer laying the smack down on Mama Sumit.

[OneGuy]

What a great rationale for everything.  "That's what the stars do."  I think I'll use it.

[OoogleEyes]

This guy doesn't pull any punches!

[CrazyInAlabama]

I believe Mama Sumit is contemplating taking the astrologer off this earth, with extreme prejudice.   I wonder how much Sumit paid the astrologer to get rid of Mama and Papa Sumit? 

[Pepper Mostly]

@Floatingbison yikes! Sending lots of good mojo to Mrs. FB--hope she's feeling better soon! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The fault isn’t in the stars, Mother Sumit.

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

What up Peeps!!

Sorry I missed the live chat last week.  I watched it later and the HORROR of watching the nose-flossing was almost too much to take.

Looking forward to some good snark!!

I just remembered I didn't see all of last week's show, but some of  what I missed, I saw on PT. I didn't go back to watch the entire episode yet... and I don't really want to. 🤢

Oh look, Sumit called in an astrologer to help mend fences with the parents. Yep, that will surely work over a therapist....

[Hotel Snarker]

Damn. This astrologer is serving one hard pill to swallow.

[Armchair Critic]

I noticed Sumit said he wants Jenny to take care of him. His lazy ass just wants another mother and if Mama Sumit lives with them even better.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

She's such a bitch. I can't believe she has the balls to threaten Bini over his partying when she's probably been doing the same.

You believe she actually has any friends?

[Eldemarge]

The astrologer is wrong about Jenny "learning" to take care of the household; too late to teach that old dog new cleaning tricks.  But everything else he said does make sense.

[Pepper Mostly]

Papa Sumit is trying like hell to contain his enthusiasm--he'll get to go home soon and sleep in his own bed! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

You believe she actually has any friends?

No, because nobody would put up with her whiney ass bullshit.

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Mama Sumit is thinking, "What can I put in the astrologer's potato curry?"

Mysterious diarrhea strikes again!

[Gobi]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

You believe she actually has any friends?

Leandro?

[greekmom]

Honestly. I wonder why the astrologer did a 180

[Frozendiva]

Mama Sumit just needs to wait patiently and let Sumit and Jenny implode on their own.