90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Trackdawg]

On 9/6/2021 at 7:03 AM, Drogo said:

Yeah but remember there are a lot of assholes in this series, and the divorce rate among assholes is especially high. 

16 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I wonder if he's even divorced, or if his passport did go missing, or anything else he says. 

[Trackdawg]

On 8/29/2021 at 5:05 PM, Hotel Snarker said:

Why do I get Stephanie vibes from Ellie already?

[Hotel Snarker]

9 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I wouldn't want Mike on ANY woman, lol.  I was attempting humor, lol.  Ellie is sweet, successful (so far) and very nice looking.  Not a hot foreign chick, so a no from Mike.  Mike really should stay single for the rest of his days.  This whole thing with Nat scarred him and he will be even worse the next time around.

If Evelin is pregnant so am I.  And I am not.  You think she wants to take care of anything other than her cocktail bar, her body, and Corey's money?

Or better yet, Mike should marry his mother.

2 hours ago, Trackdawg said:

At least Ellie is not high on Xanax like Stephanie was, and she actually seems like a sweet and nice person.

[Mrs. Hanson]

14 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Or better yet, Mike should marry his mother.

They should just go off and have a Cliff Claven and his mom kinda deal.  Waaaaay too enmeshed.

 

14 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

At least Ellie is not high on Xanax like Stephanie was, and she actually seems like a sweet and nice person.

I agree.  Ellie seems wounded and Stephanie was just drunk and high on painkillers.

[magemaud]

On 9/6/2021 at 4:14 AM, renatae said:

  On 9/5/2021 at 8:07 PM, Trackdawg said:

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I thought Ariela looked like she'd been trick or treating as Pocahontas in that getup. Quite a difference in how she dressed up for Leandro's arrival. 

[magemaud]

On 9/7/2021 at 11:42 AM, Hotel Snarker said:

Maybe Evelin might be pregnant?

I'm sure that's what viewers are supposed to assume, but the real answer is probably some very lame fake out. 

[magemaud]

On 9/7/2021 at 12:26 PM, Auntie Anxiety said:

How about putting the bras in a paper bag and giving the bag to Areola, telling her to open it later?

Under normal, non-dramatic circumstances, Leandro should have presented them both with his "host/hostess gifts" then told Ari that the stuff she had asked him to bring were in the other suitcase and not dragged things out and held them up like at a bridal shower. But that wouldn't make good TV, would it? 

[magemaud]

Just wanted to mention that I think the reason Leandro brought those things to Ari instead of having them shipped might have something to do with Customs fees in addition to the cost of shipping although he probably would have had to pay for the excess baggage weight instead (and I bet she doesn't pay him back for anything, hopefully her parents do.) 

Edited September 8, 2021 by magemaud

[Auntie Anxiety]

11 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Just wanted to mention that I think the reason Leandro brought those things to Ari instead of having them shipped might have something to do with Customs fees in addition to the cost of shipping although he probably would have had to pay for the excess baggage weight instead (and I bet she doesn't pay him back for anything, hopefully her parents do.) 

Don’t worry. I’m sure Shawn will straighten this all out and give us the real story between gasps of WOW! and looking to the cameraman for direction during the Tell Nothing.

[Mondrianyone]

If Leandro were the nice guy he appears to be, when the request for bras was made, he should've said, "You know what? I don't think it's appropriate for a man to buy intimate apparel for a woman he's not married to (a woman who has a child with another man), especially if the man bringing the bras now has another woman in his life). So I'll pass."

TLC must have made him an offer he decided not to refuse. He may be an astrophysicist, or whatever he is, but he seems to have his price, too, like all these other less-brainy clowns.

Edited September 8, 2021 by Mondrianyone

[Hotel Snarker]

4 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

They should just go off and have a Cliff Claven and his mom kinda deal.  Waaaaay too enmeshed.

Coltee and Debbie should get married and call it a day as well.

4 hours ago, magemaud said:

I'm sure that's what viewers are supposed to assume, but the real answer is probably some very lame fake out. 

Yeah, that’s what I think it’s probably gonna be too.

3 hours ago, Mondrianyone said:

If Leandro were the nice guy he appears to be, when the request for bras was made, he should've said, "You know what? I don't think it's appropriate for a man to buy intimate apparel for a woman he's not married to (a woman who has a child with another man), especially if the man bringing the bras now has another woman in his life). So I'll pass."

TLC must have made him an offer he decided not to refuse. He may be an astrophysicist, or whatever he is, but he seems to have his price, too, like all these other less-brainy clowns.

Exactly. This is why I think both Ari and Leandro are twats. 

3 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Don’t worry. I’m sure Shawn will straighten this all out and give us the real story between gasps of WOW! and looking to the cameraman for direction during the Tell Nothing.

Her signature surprised Pikachu face. 😮 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 hours ago, Mondrianyone said:

If Leandro were the nice guy he appears to be, when the request for bras was made, he should've said, "You know what? I don't think it's appropriate for a man to buy intimate apparel for a woman he's not married to (a woman who has a child with another man), especially if the man bringing the bras now has another woman in his life). So I'll pass."

I’m having a hard time gasping over Leandro buying and bringing bras to Areola in this day and age when anything goes, people post naked pictures without a second thought and there are no behavioral standards anymore. It’s not like we’re in the Victorian Era. I do think it was producer driven, nonetheless, but it’s silly.

[Mondrianyone]

11 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m having a hard time gasping over Leandro buying and bringing bras to Areola in this day and age when anything goes, people post naked pictures without a second thought and there are no behavioral standards anymore. It’s not like we’re in the Victorian Era. I do think it was producer driven, nonetheless, but it’s silly.

I'll agree to disagree. I don't think it's merely silly. I think it's mean to Ari's (almost as dim-witted but not unkind) current partner, and in the most public way. Just because strangers on social media do even cheesier things, that doesn't excuse a behavior that even a moron could predict would make someone else (someone whose hospitality you're about to take advantage of) feel embarrassed and threatened. But mileage varies.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The quest for drama supersedes all else. And these players need to earn their paychecks. Sharp paid for Leandro’s visit but it was a quid pro quo. Leandro had to deliver (heh), regardless of the humiliation that it might cause Bini. For me, it’s neither here nor there, but I hear you, @Mondrianyone. 

I get the distinct feeling that Areola doesn’t give a shit about Bini’s feelings and deeply resents him for having to give up her dreams of the good life. She sees herself as an innocent bystander in her own life and will forever play the victim, as if she just accidentally had sex with him (hey, it happens, right? Ask SteVen.) and it produced a kid. If she hadn’t gotten pregnant, she would have been back by Leandro’ side.

[Mondrianyone]

47 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The quest for drama supersedes all else. And these players need to earn their paychecks. Sharp paid for Leandro’s visit but it was a quid pro quo. Leandro had to deliver (heh), regardless of the humiliation that it might cause Bini.

Sure, I get that. It's pretty much exactly what I meant when I said TLC made him an offer he chose not to refuse. Maybe he forgot he had the option to say no to making his ex's new guy feel bad. What with all that smartness crowding out the more mundane stuff in his brain.

Maybe after he gets crazy rich patenting a process for cold fusion, he can give back the money and call it atonement.  😇

But most of the time I share your cynicism, @Auntie Anxiety.

 

[magemaud]

I wonder what the other hard-to-find-in-Africa items Leandro brought were, Ariel's favorite tampons? Or maybe Poop Emoji pillows like "five for five" Paul brought to Karine? 

[athousandclowns]

On 9/7/2021 at 3:57 PM, Trackdawg said:

Could someone enlighten me about the braces Britney has on when she goes out on a date then next time we see her they are off? Is this a thing? 

[Back Atcha]

6 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I get the distinct feeling that Areola doesn’t give a shit about Bini’s feelings and deeply resents him for having to give up her dreams of the good life. She sees herself as an innocent bystander in her own life and will forever play the victim, as if she just accidentally had sex with him (hey, it happens, right? Ask SteVen.) and it produced a kid. If she hadn’t gotten pregnant, she would have been back by Leandro’ side.

I get the distinct feeling that Areola doesn’t give a shit about Bini’s feelings anyone's feelings but her own, and deeply resents him for having to give up her dreams of the good life. She sees herself as an innocent bystander in her own life and will forever play the victim, as if she just accidentally had sex with him (hey, it happens, right? Ask SteVen.) and it produced a kid. If she hadn’t gotten pregnant, she would have been begging to be back by Leandro’ side.

She considers herself supremely talented and wants a movie/TV career SO BADLY that she's willing to do anything...with anyone. She'll take notes from TLC and ruin everyone's life for HER BIG CHANCE!   I think her mental stability is really at question and I'm concerned for the baby.

[Trackdawg]

On 9/8/2021 at 7:06 PM, athousandclowns said:

Could someone enlighten me about the braces Britney has on when she goes out on a date then next time we see her they are off? Is this a thing? 

I haven't seen the scenes you're referencing, but I'm guessing they are just shown out-of-sequence.

Living in LA, I've known more than my share of people who've been on reality TV...plus so many cast member interviews and AMAs will tell you that time is one thing that's always manipulated.

[CrazyInAlabama]

I believe that there was speculation that Brittany has decorative braces to attact some of her followers, so the braces make her look much younger.  

The preview for TOW is so offensive.   Jenny faking wanting to be a Hare Krishna missionary to stay in India with Sumit is disgusting to me.   Those two ladies teaching her about the religion are so nice, and Jenny is such a hypocrite.   

[sainte-chapelle]

Good Lord Cass grow up. She is making Kenny feel worse. They are grown ass adults. They are talking like he abandoned them. He raised and cared for them, time to let him have a life. Raise your own damn kids, Kenny can’t do everything for you all the time. 

[magemaud]

Will we ever be rid of Angela? She’s still around and worse than ever. Is “MichAngela” on her new necklace supposed to be their celebrity couple’s name? 

Edited September 11, 2021 by magemaud

[Frozendiva]

2 hours ago, magemaud said:

Will we ever be rid of Angela? She’s still around and worse than ever. Is “MichAngela” on her new necklace supposed to be their celebrity couple’s name? 

Saw that on the commercials during the 90 Days Bares All hour special after the preview.

[Hotel Snarker]

22 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Jenny faking wanting to be a Hare Krishna missionary to stay in India with Sumit is disgusting to me.   Those two ladies teaching her about the religion are so nice, and Jenny is such a hypocrite.   

For real! She has none of the characteristics or personality that would make her a good Hare Krishna.

 

20 hours ago, magemaud said:

Will we ever be rid of Angela? She’s still around and worse than ever. Is “MichAngela” on her new necklace supposed to be their celebrity couple’s name? 

This is why I refuse to watch Bares All. She is such a vulgar bitch. When will TLC ban her from their programs?

[Frozendiva]

I have a family bbq today so I will be late for the live chat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

I have a family bbq today so I will be late for the live chat.

You know what I always say. Priorities, folks! And let’s hope it was worth it! (Actually, a bbq sounds really good.)🍔🌭🍺🍉

[Auntie Anxiety]

This purse has Jenny’s name written all over it. It even resembles her. Bock BOCK!!!!!

[OoogleEyes]

On 9/7/2021 at 7:05 PM, Trackdawg said:

She looks like she just snorted a ginormous line.

[greekmom]

Hey Peeps.

Hope everyone is ready for some snark.

[Angry Moldovan]

I’m here and on time and ready for Arieola and her ugly tears.

[Hotel Snarker]

Hey guys! I am back and prepared for another episode of this HEA shitshow! Let's get it on. Grab your food, grab your wine, and let's snark!

[Pepper Mostly]

(Waving) Hey, @greekmom! How's the new gig? 

Hi everyone! Has everyone has a good week? @Auntie Anxiety, how is your recovery going? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been doing finger exercises all week long to get ready for another snarktastic Sunday night. Hello, you all!.

[Doublemint]

good evening everyone.   I have a houseguest and this is gonna be really difficult.  Wish me luck.

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh no, tears of a Kenneth 

[kacesq]

Good evening everyone!

[Hotel Snarker]

Who flies basically into the aftermath of a hurricane?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

I’m here and on time and ready for Arieola and her ugly tears.

She is the WORST. She's sitting on the couch with the canary wings sticking out of her mouth while Bini is humiliated. I hate her. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

(Waving) Hey, @greekmom! How's the new gig? 

Hi everyone! Has everyone has a good week? @Auntie Anxiety, how is your recovery going? 

Pretty much all healed, @Pepper Mostly. But I’m still telling everyone in real life that I’m sore so I don’t have to do any socializing.

[kacesq]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Who flies basically into the aftermath of a hurricane?

Desperate women...

[Gobi]

I sense a disturbance in the snark! I can't give likes.The

It's working now.

Edited September 13, 2021 by Gobi

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’m here and on time and ready for Arieola and her ugly tears.

So glad to see you @Angry Moldovan

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

(Waving) Hey, @greekmom! How's the new gig? 

Hi everyone! Has everyone has a good week? @Auntie Anxiety, how is your recovery going? 

Pepper pretty good! Doing shadowing.  Underwriting high value homes and cars.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Oh no, tears of a Kenneth 

Kenny crying is a major plot point this season. 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Pretty much all healed, @Pepper Mostly. But I’m still telling everyone in real life that I’m sore so I don’t have to do any socializing.

Smart girl!

[kacesq]

The lengths Sumit goes to to avoid marrying Jenny.

[Auntie Anxiety]

For fuck’s sake, Jenny. It’s not such a difficult chant. Write it on your hand if you can’t remember it.

[My Girls]

Thanks to this show, I've been learning George Harrison's song on guitar!  

[OoogleEyes]

This religious loophole is embarrassing 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Who flies basically into the aftermath of a hurricane?

With a reality TV show camera crew! 

[For Cereals]

Present!  Our road trip was a bust so I’m back home and ready to snark!

I really want Jenny to have to shave her head.

Edited September 13, 2021 by For Cereals

[Gobi]

I think to be a Hare Krishna you have to give up all your worldly goods, even your car. Lucky break for Jenny.

Edited September 13, 2021 by Gobi