S11.E15: The Dinner Party from Hell: Part Two

[jewel21]

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Kyle assesses the progress at Sutton’s new home, while Dorit hopes her new business venture is the right fit for her family. Crystal invites Erika, Garcelle and Kathy over for a dinner where duck is served, but beef is on the menu. Kathy puts her staff to work arranging an evening to remember, but when Erika and Sutton face off, it quickly becomes a night the ladies would rather forget.

Airdate: 09/01/2021

Please limit your discussion to events that occur in this episode.  Real time events are spoilers and belong in the media or individual housewife threads. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Is it to much to hope for that a e-cigarette is brought out at some point in this dinner? 

[chick binewski]

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Is it to much to hope for that a e-cigarette is brought out at some point in this dinner? 

Yes. We know Alison DuBois. Erika is NO Alison DuBois.

[Keywestclubkid]

you designed and it went NOWHERE .. I mean I get wanting to brag but NONE of those were successful 

[chick binewski]

Dorit acting like we don't know there's an actual designer behind this company.

[Julyolo]

I find Dorit's wedding wear basic.

[Straycat80]

I think these dresses are designed by Pnina Tornai from Say Yes To The Dress. Fairy Princess stripper dresses. 

[WaltersHair]

Where are all the tacky logos? Dorit doesn't have her own logo to splash all over those dresses?

[Keywestclubkid]

PK getting horny ...ew 

[FlyingEgret]

Not sure why, but I don't like any of Dorit's wedding dresses

[RealHousewife]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

PK getting horny ...ew 

Just be happy it wasn't Mauricio. Kyle would have straddled him and started making out. 

[bosawks]

Karmically speaking wouldn’t a Dorit adjacent wedding dress pretty much assure failure?

[Julyolo]

Oh Kyle, Erica doesn't trust a lot of people because she knows how untrustworthy she is. It's called projection.

[Keywestclubkid]

them trying to make excuses for Erika's lies is fucking hilarious 

 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

I think that Sutton has a pretty good grasp on what happened. It seems most likely that yes, Tom gave Erika's a head up. And now we're dealing with the 100 Alibis of Erika Jayne. 

[Straycat80]

Sutton is right that the car crash was fishy. Was it ever reported to the police? Was there an insurance claim for the wrecked car?

Shallow note: I want Sutton’s sandals. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, eleanorofaquitaine said:

I think that Sutton has a pretty good grasp on what happened. It seems most likely that yes, Tom gave Erika's a head up. And now we're dealing with the 100 Alibis of Erika Jayne. 

Ding Ding Ding Ding 

[WaltersHair]

l feel like Dorit saying all of this to Kyle is a bad move. I think if it came down to it, Kyle would through Dorit off the same cliff Tom went down.

[bosawks]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

l feel like Dorit saying all of this to Kyle is a bad move. I think if it came down to it, Kyle would through Dorit off the same cliff Tom went down.

To be fair, given the opportunity, who wouldn’t…

[eleanorofaquitaine]

On a culinary note, I like duck. Good on you for serving it, Crystal. 

[FlyingEgret]

Crow recipes - lol - maybe Sutton will do a cookbook and include instructions on how to roast an Erika...

[Andi27]

Kathy: "I have one friend, ever time you go to her house it's the same salmon, the same everything..."

Is she talking about the Queen? Because I swear there was an episode about The Crown about this.

[Straycat80]

I think every episode Erika says ‘but what about me’? Narcissistic much? 

[Keywestclubkid]

you called her small town but she is the one that was judgmental?? is she high?

[Julyolo]

Speaking of skeletons in the closet, they might all have human skeletons in theirs, but the one in Erica's closet is the size of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Edited September 2, 2021 by Julyolo
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[Keywestclubkid]

they are all sitting here proving Suttons point .. do they not get that? 

[bosawks]

Looks like this answers the question of whether Crystal is still pissed at Sutton.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

This is just Erika playing the victim to distract from the nature of the accusations against her. Like the idea that someone may actually be affronted by the scale of the alleged embezzlement hasn't actually occurred to her.

 

Edited September 2, 2021 by eleanorofaquitaine

[WaltersHair]

9 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

l feel like Dorit saying all of this to Kyle is a bad move. I think if it came down to it, Kyle would through Dorit off the same cliff Tom went down.

I'm a complete dork. I meant to type Sutton, not Dorit, but it still tracks well.

[RealHousewife]

3 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Looks like this answers the question of whether Crystal is still pissed at Sutton.

I like Crystal better than most of them, but she's repeatedly been snarky about who she knows. She's not exactly famous herself. I'm glad Garcelle called it out. 

Edited September 2, 2021 by RealHousewife

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Also Sutton IS awkward. Crystal has every reason to think her awkward. 

But her awkwardness has zero to do with her correct analysis that Erika's situation is shady.

Sutton is awkward and Erika is shady. Both things are true.

[charliesan]

Garcelle is such a good friend and Sutton was pretty much on point about everything. 
I don’t dislike Crystal but honestly she doesn’t amount to much, except for her food. 

[Keywestclubkid]

ZZZZZZZ 

[Straycat80]

How romantic, Kyle, Mauricio and the Bravo TV crew. 

[bosawks]

4 minutes ago, Julyolo said:

Speaking of skeletons in the closet, they might all have human skeletons in theirs, but the one in Erica's closet is the size of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

I feel like someone should apprise Erika of the fact that the skeletons have kicked open her closet door and are doing the cha cha down Hollywood Boulevard.

[chick binewski]

Kyle, your mom used to physically injure your dad's wife until he left her for your mom.

Also, Mauricio totally cheats.

[RealHousewife]

Love bean, bleh!

 

 

[WaltersHair]

Mauricio saying "Oh that will be fun." to a night with all the girls. What planet has he been on?

[JD5166]

You know what’s changed a lot in 25 years? Kyles face.

[Julyolo]

1 minute ago, bosawks said:

I feel like someone should apprise Erika of the fact that the skeletons have kicked open her closet door and are doing the cha cha down Hollywood Boulevard.

And that it's a small town, so everyone in Beverly Hills will see them.

[Keywestclubkid]

OMG that dragged on forever 

[bosawks]

I would find it hard to listen to anyone about anything if there was a stone crab claw lying in front of me.

Edited September 2, 2021 by bosawks

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Kyle mocking Kathy is genuinely amusing to me.

[RealHousewife]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Mauricio saying "Oh that will be fun." to a night with all the girls. What planet has he been on?

It must be all that pot. 

[Julyolo]

Garcelle's hair is on point and she looks amazballs in that leopard skin print dress.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Erika needs to stop attempting to act as the wounded divorcee. It's making me uncomfortable. 

[sistermagpie]

LOL. Crystal certainly is awkward sometimes, but the stuff they're complaining about here is Crystal being the absolute OPPOSITE of awkward. She's coming at this like one of those trucks with the big giant fat wheels crushing over everything in its path.

[TexasGal]

Rinna trying to channel Bowie at dinner?

[charliesan]

2 minutes ago, sistermagpie said:

 

LOL. Crystal certainly is awkward sometimes, but the stuff they're complaining about here is Crystal being the absolute OPPOSITE of awkward. She's coming at this like one of those trucks with the big giant fat wheels crushing over everything in its path.

 

Right? I get little Teddi vibes from her, except her husband is actually a big deal so she has that buffer.

Dorit’s child is everything.

[RealHousewife]

Love Bean gets bored when Kyle talks, good thing he's not married to Dorit.