S11.E15: The Dinner Party from Hell: Part Two

[sistermagpie]

21 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

I get being scared of a woman who would rip off orphans, widows, burn victims, cancer victims.  Erika is not human.  However, these women all look very stupid and spineless rushing to her defense.  Kyle, oh my god.  There is no coming back.  Then again I said that last year too.  Most of them are sick and evil and that's why I always feel bad watching this show.

Yes, at least just hang back and see which way the wind blows. They seem so sure that the "hero narrative" here is fawning over Erika and attacking Sutton for daring to question her. They have chosen poorly.

[BloggerAloud]

1 minute ago, sistermagpie said:

Yes, at least just hang back and see which way the wind blows. They seem so sure that the "hero narrative" here is fawning over Erika and attacking Sutton for daring to question her. They have chosen poorly.

In the words of one Nene Leakes, they chose the wrong team.

[RealHousewife]

14 minutes ago, BloggerAloud said:

In the words of one Nene Leakes, they chose the wrong team.

Third season in a row!

[swankie]

Erika, you told everybody that Tom broke his foot in the accident and that's all.  Now you're saying he suffered a severe head injury.  One of those two statements isn't true.  So guess what?  That makes you a liar bitch!  So you STFU!  

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[OdinO.]

2 hours ago, Straycat80 said:

How romantic, Kyle, Mauricio and the Bravo TV crew. 

Reminded me of a couple no longer having sex. Like Mario and Ramona. Mauricio might just be biding time until Portia is in college. 

2 hours ago, chick binewski said:

Damn Kyle is an ass. Once again putting the blame on someone else when confronted. She's the worst.

Yeah she sucks

[Adgirl]

39 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

They don’t change their stories… there’s one thing they don’t really do 

[Cosmocrush]

3 hours ago, Julyolo said:

I find Dorit's wedding wear basic.

And I LOVED that Pearl dress!  I loved it as much as Dorit annoys me and that's A LOT. 

[RoseAllDay]

1 hour ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

Where is Kim Richards to call Erika a Beast?  That's what she is.  A beast

Erika:  But what about me?  How do you think I feel?  
When people create their own problems and ask people to pity them -- that takes psychosis to a next next level, level 100

How does Kyle walk around with no brains inside her head?  I think if she tipped her head a tumbleweed would roll out.  DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB brainless moron dumb

Then there's Rinna, ringing a bell and demanding that the women get into conflicts for her amusement. 

Where is Camille to call Erika “The morally corrupt Erika Girardi”? Erika is way overplaying her hand by trying to milk more sympathy by now throwing down threats. She may be fooling the women, but all of this can and probably will come back to bite her in her padded ass. She looked very, very, very bad. I think we saw the real Erika Jayne tonight.

[WhatAmIWatching]

15 minutes ago, swankie said:

Erika, you told everybody that Tom broke his foot in the accident and that's all.  Now you're saying he suffered a severe head injury.  One of those two statements isn't true.  So guess what?  That makes you a liar bitch!  So you STFU!  

..And a broken clavicle and shoulder or some such. The head injury that was so bad, it made him start embezzling TEN YEARS before it even happened! That's a big injury 😝 

[Straycat80]

1 hour ago, Pondlass1 said:

Why do they keep sitting Sutton right next to Erika? It’s much less intimidating to argue across a table.  But Sutton’s notion that hubby gave Erika a head’s up sounds reasonable to me. 

Erika will be perfectly fine in jail, tho. She’ll rule the place. She’s hard as nails. 

You know the producers seated Erika between Sutton and Garcelle. And had Dorito right across so Erika could dramatically say ‘ look at my face’ while the tears rolled. 
Yeah, she’ll be fine in jail, I picture her in an orange jumpsuit, fake ponytail and black tear tattoos under each eye. 

[Cosmocrush]

I was impressed with Kyle's anniversary dinner except Mauricio was in a t-shirt you know he wore all day.   So someone spent the day putting that backyard together and Mauricio couldn't even shower?  

Still, I think they have a genuinely good marriage and raised some good kids despite Kyle's childhood. 

[Cheyanne11]

Rinna and Kyle look like total assholes.  That’s all.

Team Sutton and Garcelle.

[Cosmocrush]

3 hours ago, nexxie said:

Sorry, but Erika is both a bad actress and full of shit.

I swear she's auditioning for a soap opera.  Remember when Eileen arranged a walk on for Erika on Eileen's soap and Erika loved it?  She's using the tips she learned to overact on a soap.   And she sucks at it. 

[endure]

3 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I am drooling over the food, the table settings, crystal is gorgeous, it is truly a feast for the eyes.

Why is Sutton wearing a Halloween coat?  I love her wacky beaded clothes but this one?

Rinna's suit is just too big, like David Byrnes suit in Stop Making Sense but the color is yummy but her hair is awful.

Dorit's hair :(

Garcelle looked fantastic.

Kathy just cracks me up, she is the most casual extra person ever, I really like her.

Erika must have practiced some of the things she said at dinner, she sounded so rehearsed, her makeup looks much better this evening, must have decided on the waterproof mascara.

Crystal, wowie she looks great, she is growing on me, I follow her on in IG just for her cooking.

 

 

 

Kathy really is her own person, at one point no one at the table was even touching their food but Kathy was happily chowing down like there was nothing else going on, gotta love 💕 her sometimes.

[swankie]

3 hours ago, Primal Slayer said:

I was a bit surprised that she just sat at that first dinner just silent while everyone talked about Sutton. Nothing wrong with letting people fight their own battles but Id like her to back Sutton up more.

I don't blame Garcelle for going mute at that dinner.  They would have all ganged up on her and that's not a good position to be in.  

[emmawoodhouse]

What a hag. Her fake crying isn't convincing, but man, when she snarls and bares her teeth, everyone cowers. 

[amarante]

Does Erika seriously think she can actually maneuver and lie her way out of this.

She must have known at this point that she was well and fully screwed.

What is her end game because it is not as if she actually wants these women as emotional support. They only exist insofar as she can use the show as a way to defend herself or so she thought. 

Her stance is so utterly ridiculous when examined. All of the posturing and protestations of innocence are not going to prevent the Trustee from clawing back the $28 million Girardi paid into the LLC. It doesn’t matter legally whether she knew what was going on in the firm because it was stolen money and she can’t hide behind the legal fiction of it being a corporate liability and nit her personal liability. Nor can she claim any of these gifts are not part of the community property and therefore subject to the claims of creditors which includes all of the victims of his scams.

Someone posted a question to Andy to ask Kyle at the reunion.  What if Tom had broken into her house and stolen all the handbags and jewelry and given them to Erika. Would Kyie be okay if Erika kept them because the stolen stuff was a gift from Tom? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂

[hoodooznoodooz]

The wedding dresses were boring. I want to play with the orange toy car.

[endure]

3 hours ago, RealHousewife said:

Are these women, with the exception of Garcelle, so rough on Sutton because she lacks seniority, they find her awkward or what? Not cool.

Whatever….. but turns out THEY all look awkward as hell, not Sutton.   But they still keep having these crazy dinner parties, and they all show up lol.

[emmawoodhouse]

3 minutes ago, endure said:

Whatever….. but turns out THEY all look awkward as hell, not Sutton.   But they still keep having these crazy dinner parties, and they all show up lol.

And Kyle talking about SUTTON being two-faced? Has she looked in the fucking mirror? She, Dorit, and Rinna are the worst.

[funnygirl]

33 minutes ago, amarante said:

Someone posted a question to Andy to ask Kyle at the reunion.  What if Tom had broken into her house and stolen all the handbags and jewelry and given them to Erika. Would Kyle be okay if Erika kept them because the stolen stuff was a gift from Tom? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂

I saw that! 😅 It's gained a lot of Twitter traction and I wonder if Andy will bite and actually ask the question since it's gotten some solid attention…? 

Et tu, Kyle? 

[Thumper]

I wonder why Ericka only cried on Garcelle’s side of her face?  ( She only cried out of one eye.) 

[RealHousewife]

1 minute ago, Thumper said:

I wonder why Ericka only cried on Garcelle’s side of her face?  ( She only cried out of one eye.) 

I didn't catch that, but perhaps she's been taking crying lessons from Rinna. 

[emmawoodhouse]

3 minutes ago, Thumper said:

I wonder why Ericka only cried on Garcelle’s side of her face?  ( She only cried out of one eye.) 

That takes talent! 😂

[amarante]

18 minutes ago, Thumper said:

I wonder why Ericka only cried on Garcelle’s side of her face?  ( She only cried out of one eye.) 

She might be dabbing her eyes with a caustic substance. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

40 minutes ago, Thumper said:

I wonder why Ericka only cried on Garcelle’s side of her face?  ( She only cried out of one eye.) 

Erika’s makeup looked terrible in that closeup. 

[Cheezwiz]

What in the frickin' frick was that ratty Eddie Munster rug Rinna was wearing on her head? It was 10 times worse than her usual, and her usual is pretty terrible. And as someone mentioned before her suit was so gargantuan it looked like David Byrne's get-up from Stop Making Sense. I would have shoved that dinner bell up her nose.

Dorit's wedding gowns: So disappointing for something that could potentially be glamorous and fun. They looked like knock off versions of Pnina Tornai stripper fairy confections that you might find at one of those seasonal Halloween stores.

I haven't been minding Crystal lately, but the snooty stealth elitist I suspected was in there sure turned up big-time this episode. I loved that Garcelle called her out in her TH. Because, yeah uh Crystal, no one has heard of you either - your sole accomplishment has been marrying well.

Really ladies, at this point, just speak up. So what if Erika bares her teeth and snarls? What else is she going to do to you? I really wish they had all laughed  at her when she dramatically looked around the table with her tear streaked face and said she would remember who was for or against her. Oh, please.

Kathy's  dining table scape was amazeballs, and the dinner looked succulent. She definitely lives in pretty pretty surroundings.

I felt so sorry for Patrick trying to politely serve rack of lamb to these hyenas.

Team Garcelle & Sutton all the way!

[lawrbk]

4 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I’m still trying to wrap my head around Sutton at the beginning of this season and her Many many breakdowns and this Sutton who doesn’t have them anymore… 

Maybe she was intimidated by the cameras and how she came across and social media picking her apart? Especially if she does have anxiety. But there’s silliness and things that don’t really matter and then things like stealing from widows, orphans, burn victims. And she’s just like ‘nope, gotta say something.’  I can be like that with my anxiety. Little things can be intimidating (and I’m not on tv and no one gives a crap what I have to say and dissects it) but when it’s something serious, I find I can stand up for that. Worry and people pleading go out the window. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Can you imagine being a 14-year-old girl attending the same school as Erika?

[gingerella]

6 hours ago, Straycat80 said:

How romantic, Kyle, Mauricio and the Bravo TV crew. 

And discussing failed marriages whilst 'celebrating' your 25th. Ummm, okay, yeah sure Kyle, it's a real celebration...Sure Mo flew in Joe's crab legs and caviar. The dude can barely find his flip flops. Can you say BravHo produced anniversary dinner...

And Erika, we're all So.Over.You. Shut up already with your 'what about meeeeee' opining. You don't give a goddamn rat's ass about those victims and orphans, girl please.

And I'm calling bullshit on Patrick, le butler. "Who is Kyle" "I am, I'm Kathy's sister" like, if Kyle and Kathy are so good, why doesn't Kathy's butler know her sister FFS? Unless Patrick is a 'butler/actor'...

ETA: This thread says "Part 2", did I miss a "Part 1" of this dinner party?

Edited September 2, 2021 by gingerella

[hoodooznoodooz]

As another poster mentioned, Crystal’s attitude about Rob casting actors who have sexually assaulted/harrassed is quite disgusting.

[hoodooznoodooz]

I wonder if there were no Sutton, Garcelle or Dorit, what would happen? Would Rinna, Kyle and Crystal just nod in response to everything Erika claimed?

[LemonSoda]

Just now, hoodooznoodooz said:

I wonder if there were no Sutton, Garcelle or Dorit, what would happen? Would Rinna, Kyle and Crystal just nod in response to everything Erika claimed?

It really seems that way! 

[stcroix]

This week was a down week for me so I rewatched this season of BH.  I was ready to like Crystal this season but she has something against Sutton and has from the first.  I dont know if production is putting a bug in her ear or what but after Sutton brought the coat to her room and awkwardly backed out the next morning Crystal was fine with Sutton.  They all hung out together and nothing seemed to be wrong.  Then suddenly Crystal had to stay in her room because she was tramatized after being 'violated' by Sutton.  Sutton was blindsighted and especially when Crystal wouldn't really accept her apology and kept bringing it up to the different women.  Every time Sutton thought they'd cleared the air she'd learn Crystal had brought it up herself -- no one was asking questions-- and that now Crystal was saying Sutton had creepily violated her.  How do you make this odd group believe you when Crystal won't back down-- and keeps a sneakly little smile on her face for only you to see.  There were other things but this is too long now, sorry!  The gist of it is that Crystal is a stealth bitch only to Sutton.  This happened to me when I was around 30 with a group of women and I still haven't figured out what turned them into a pack against me! So I feel Suttons pain.  I do like the food porn and house porn that Crystal has brought to the show.  (those dumplins!!) 

These women are cowards.  Or else production is telling them to keep Erika happy enough to stay on the show because they've got nothing else.  That's the only reason I can see for them to be so sickeningly loving to Erika.  Petting and wiping her tears from her stone face-- ick! I hate when Erika does that frozen sad mannequin thing.  So phoney after the 4th time.  She must have the goods on several of them.  

I've always liked Kyle for some reason.  Maybe because she legitimately had great houses, money, took trips for us to see, had a great family she cared for, etc.  Something to see compared to Dorits fake life.  Many of you have called her Vile and I just didn't get it.  But now I do. She IS vile.  That innocent questioning act she put on at Kathy's dinner asking Sutton questions like SHE was the criminal was vile and sickening.  I wouldn't care if she left. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Kathy changed her mind, right? That wasn’t an Alexander McQueen.

[hoodooznoodooz]

I think Big Kathy must have done a number on Kathy, Kim and Kyle. I think she encouraged them to gang up on or exclude one sister. This is how she controlled them. So that’s all that Kyle knows which is why she tries to create conflict and drive wedges between friends.

[ivygirl]

7 hours ago, sistermagpie said:

I certainly did. What, is she planning a big revenge on everyone assuming somebody's going to give all the money to her in the end? Will she not invite them for when she gets stunt cast as Rizzo in a Grease revival?

Grease III: Super Unctuous Edition

Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee

Lousy with liquidity 

Don’t give a crap, I’m not taking the rap 

DORIT, PLEASE LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE

Watch it—Hey! I’m not a crook

DON’T YOU DARE GIVE ME THAT LOOK

I’m a tough broad but I’m also a fraud*

WHY ME, WHY ME, WHY ME!
 

 

*Allegedly

[MadLove]

7 hours ago, WaltersHair said:

Mauricio saying "Oh that will be fun." to a night with all the girls. What planet has he been on?

Planet Edibles 🙂

[ladyscorpio]

7 hours ago, TexasGal said:

Rinna trying to channel Bowie at dinner?

Or Rod Stewart 

[ladyscorpio]

7 hours ago, Kiss my mutt said:

Crystal has largely been a disappointment to me-I thought she’d be more outspoken than she is. The only person she’ll say boo to is Sutton and that doesn’t take much. Crystal is just as awkward as she thinks Sutton is Maybe next season she’ll come out more because I don’t know anything about her. 
 

I don't like her at all. She keeps acting like if she never heard of someone before that means they're a nobody. I want to say to her -Bitch I never heard of you before!! She's snobby and a bitch. She's trying to fit in with the coven and act like those two faced bitches.

[ladyscorpio]

6 hours ago, njbchlover said:

Is this the "new and improved" Lisa Rinna with all that b.s.??  Where was "love thy neighbor" when she was going after LVP and Denise Richards?  

I'm still convinced that there is something between Erika and Rinna, that is hanging over Rinna's head.  If there wasn't she would be all over this.  This situation has all the criteria that usually makes Rinna salivate at the thought of being snarky, sneaky and an overall bitch in her quest to get a person to "own it".  The fact that she is basically keeping quiet or meekly defending Erika just gives me weird vibes.

There is an article I just read the other day that said Erika spent a whole lotta money at Rinna's clothing company that her daughters have with her. That is why she's not making her "own it". I can't stand her or Vyle. Bravo needs to get them and Erika off the show!!

[ladyscorpio]

5 hours ago, Cheyanne11 said:

Rinna and Kyle look like total assholes.  That’s all.

Team Sutton and Garcelle.

That because they are. They always look like two faced assholes.

[Chatty Cake]

When things aren’t going well at your sisters dinner party, what should one do? Find someone to throw under the bus!  That said Sutton talks much tougher behind Erikas back as do the rest of them. Sutton started backtracking almost immediately and then Kyle had to throw gas on the fire. Goodbye Kyle!

I’m no fan of Erika at all but did they really need to question her only to turn around and coddle her? She’s not going to admit anything and she’s only going to mention the victims if forced.  If they want to go after her, do it without rubbing her back and wiping her tears. They are all hypocritical. Dorit needs to shut up. Rinna and her whatever dumb thing she says needs to go home to her empty house and dresses. 
I did like when Garcelle said she had never heard of Crystal after Crystal said she had never heard of Sutton. 

[SassyCat]

I do wish the ladies would have waited till after that exquisite luncheon to have their all out battle. If I were Kathy, I would never ever host that group again, with most of them acting like animals without a social good manner between them. The beauty and fluffed effort put into her table setting, and the deliciousness of her special foods to delight the palette were wasted on most of these rudely loud, obnoxious, pigs with lipstick. 

 

I’d have shoved that bell down the screeching ever-loud Rinnas throat. She is always so obnoxiously loud just for the sake of having all attention on her no matter what the reason. Vile Kyle and her “righteous indignation” spewing out at Sutton suddenly and out of the blue, was completely uncalled for and shows just how untrustworthy a “friend” she is. Dorit is a pretentious asshole, plain and simple. Crystal, a flat faced stealth bitch with Sutton constantly in her crosshairs is a mean girl nobody with a rich husband as her only crowning glory. 

 

I’d have waited till after dinner to bring up the conversation Sutton wanted to have with the snarling vicious throat ripping, tooth showing, Erica, but that was her only faux pas, bad timing of topics brought up, at the table. 

I’d have loved to enjoy that lovely setting and meal in the spirit Kathy set out to have it in. How awful of these women to ruin the mindful special touches put into this gathering Kathy obviously wanted to make pleasant and beautiful for these women to enjoy. Instead she got sickening behavior from most all of them in return for her graciousness. Garcelle was a perfect guest.

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[RoseAllDay]

6 hours ago, swankie said:

I don't blame Garcelle for going mute at that dinner.  They would have all ganged up on her and that's not a good position to be in.  

Garcelle is a very good listener. I’m sure she’s filed a lot of that conversation away for possible future use. In her talking head, she already called them out on their snobbish bullshit about nobody being that important and then in the next breath running down Sutton. 

That’s not the first time passive-aggressive Crystal has made a comment about not knowing who someone is as a way to pass judgment on them. Garcelle’s right — if it weren’t for Rob Minkoff (who I really didn’t know before this season) would anyone know or care about Crystal? Highly doubt it.

People have been wondering why they’re so hard on Sutton. That scene explains it. According to them, she doesn’t belong — with them, or in Beverly Hills. And that is especially rich, coming from that grifting, social fraud Erika.

(Oh, and Erika? The country club called — they revoked your membership. You aren’t their kind.)

 

 

[Baltimore Betty]

7 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

The wedding dresses were boring. I want to play with the orange toy car.

Conveniently they all fit her perfectly.  I thought the dresses were nice, the names were stupid AF but the dresses were nice.

[Mr. Miner]

7 hours ago, emmawoodhouse said:

What a hag. Her fake crying isn't convincing, but man, when she snarls and bares her teeth, everyone cowers. 

I'm very concerned that her Rabies shot might not be up to date?

[Baltimore Betty]

Did any of the women bring a hostess gift? 

 

[RoseAllDay]

5 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Erika’s makeup looked terrible in that closeup. 

C’mon! Have some pity on that poor woman. She lost her glam squad and has to do it all by herself. Life is hard! Just ask her!

LOL.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, RoseAllDay said:

C’mon! Have some pity on that poor woman. She lost her glam squad and has to do it all by herself. Life is hard! Just ask her!

LOL.

Now Erika has to deal large pores, life is not fair.