MagicEyes May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 How long until Jesse and Jeniffer break up? 2 Link to comment
Bees52 May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said: Wait, that’s it? We’re done? That was the worst and most abrupt ending! Yay! It's over! All that PDA between Egg and Lush afterwards was unnecessary... 🤢 Alright folks, Good night.... Wait. WHAT? A special.... Added: You know, I thought I saw Kaory (yes, my hopes of her staying away are dashed) in a promo clip! Edited May 31, 2022 by Bees52 4 Link to comment
Gobi May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 There's more? TLC raises our hopes and dashes them to the ground. 4 4 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 OMG are we finally going to figure out what the fuck happened with Jay?!?! 1 3 Link to comment
MagicEyes May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 I thought this was a repeat of the last show, but it’s not! Yay, more misery and too-tight clothes! I hope we didn’t lose too many people who thought it was over. 1 7 Link to comment
Gobi May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 (edited) On 5/30/2022 at 9:02 PM, MagicEyes said: How long until Jesse and Jeniffer break up? Don't they have to actually be together in order to break up? Edited June 1, 2022 by Gobi 6 1 Link to comment
Suzywriter May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Oh fucking no. MORE? WHY? Yet, we're glued to it. 4 3 Link to comment
MagicEyes May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said: Omg, Coltee looks horrible. This is always true. Baby birds nest in his beard. 7 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 3 minutes ago, Gobi said: Sorry, Coltee, but that Sasquatch look isn't working. No look would work for Coltee except maybe a gunny sack and total darkness. 8 3 Link to comment
SunnyBeBe May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 Just now, Suzywriter said: Oh, jeez, the threesome question? I can’t believe any viewer really wants to know this. 😝 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 Tania: Before getting married, Syngin promised that he would pursue his goals, like becoming a fireman, a policeman and a veterinarian. 2 4 Link to comment
Frozendiva May 31, 2022 Author Share May 31, 2022 Ed, you don't become a different person in a few months. 6 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said: Oh, jeez, the threesome question? I'm living in terror anticipating who might cop to it. Debbie? Ed? (I don't think it counts if it involves a cash transaction, does it?) 1 minute ago, Suzywriter said: Yet, we're glued to it. I only stay for you, my fellow snarkers. 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 Syngin is like a modern day Maynard G. Krebs: Work. Work? 7 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 Tania took a page out of Jesse’s book: You need to work on yourself, babe. Ed, shut the fuck up. No one needs your opinion. 5 1 Link to comment
Gobi May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: I'm living in terror anticipating who might cop to it. Debbie? Ed? (I don't think it counts if it involves a cash transaction, does it?) Jesse, Jennnifffer, and Cuckua. 2 3 Link to comment
My Girls May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 1 minute ago, Gobi said: As if they could afford therapy. Probably a witch doctor herbal type. 1 4 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 7 minutes ago, Gobi said: Sorry, Coltee, but that Sasquatch look isn't working. He’s gross. 5 Link to comment
Frozendiva May 31, 2022 Author Share May 31, 2022 I thought Jesse had a side hustle as an escort/companion. Just now, Gobi said: Jesse, Jennnifffer, and Cuckua. Count Cackula! 3 4 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said: Oh, jeez, the threesome question? If Stephanie doesn’t I’m gonna scream. 1 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 Was it the couples therapist who asked Tania if Syngin is her soulmate? 3 Link to comment
OneGuy May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 1 minute ago, Frozendiva said: I thought Jesse had a side hustle as an escort/companion. His side hustle is as an attractive person. 6 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 This stupid fight was the very definition of "tempest in a teapot". 6 Link to comment
Gobi May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 "He called me a whore." If the thong fits, wear it. Then take it off later and give it to someone. 1 8 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 Shawn coming in with those receipts! Hahahha. I slapped him. He called me a hooker. We’re beautiful. True love. 6 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 Last week we conjectured that Liz had an eating disorder, which she may. But this week, I’m going to say that she’s on a new antidepresssant which has caused her to blow up in all kinds of not so good ways. 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 Guys, this is so insanely boring, you'd better ramp up the snark before I slip into a coma. Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: Last week we conjectured that Liz had an eating disorder, which she may. But this week, I’m going to say that she’s on a new antidepresssant which has caused her to blow up in all kinds of not so good ways. Why not both? 5 Link to comment
JeanJean May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 Jesse and Jennifer just tried to gaslight the audience! Although looks like Jennifer may be rethinking it (I hope)... 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Why not both? Yes. 3 Link to comment
OneGuy May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: Guys, this is so insanely boring, you'd better ramp up the snark before I slip into a coma. I think I need a drink or something to make this work. 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 My grandkids wanted to FaceTime today. I told them that I’m busy at 8pm so it would have to be in the afternoon. Priorities. 13 Link to comment
sagittarius sue May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 Just now, OneGuy said: I think I need a drink or something to make this work. That's why I made my Old-Fashioned a double tonight. 6 Link to comment
Bees52 May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 So what did Jesse do to Jeniffer to make her so loyal? She backs him up on everything rotten thing he does and says. 6 Link to comment
Tuneful May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 (edited) I'm not without sympathy at Natalie losing her shit. Nothing we haven't seen before. And her ex is a cold article. It's his little routine thanks to his Mom, probably--don't show what you are feeling. I think it hit her that she has no one, really, in this country--no family, friends, BF, husband, etc. She gave it all up to come here, and all it's been is shit. Then there's the stigma (expressed by her) of three times divorced, and she's only 37 (so she says). She's a highly emotional person who seems unstable and should not have been isolated in the woods. Without someone to take care of her or pay her way, she has no way to get continuing mental-health care here. And she probably can't get hired for a regular job. Ol' Nasty has her right where he wants her. Edited May 31, 2022 by Tuneful 6 Link to comment
Gobi May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Guys, this is so insanely boring, you'd better ramp up the snark before I slip into a coma. This is the tv equivalent of sniffing farts in a jar. 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 1 minute ago, OneGuy said: I think I need a drink or something to make this work. They're clutching at straws for content. They'll bring in Ed's Fedex guy and the barista from Steph's favorite Starbucks soon. 8 Link to comment
Gobi May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 Just now, Tuneful said: I'm not without sympathy at Natalie losing her shit. Nothing we haven't seen before. I think it hit her that she has no one, really, in this country--no family, no friends, no BF, no husband, etc. She gave it all up to come here, and all it's been is shit. Then there's the stigma (she expressed) of three times divorced, and she's only 37 (so she says). She's a highly emotional person who seems unstable and should not have been isolated in the woods. Without someone to take care of her or pay her way, she has no way to get continuing mental-health care here. But didn't she have a friend here who introduced her to Mike? 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 Jennifffer cannot stand that their faux relationship is under the microscope. “They’re just jealous.” 6 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 1 minute ago, Gobi said: This is the tv equivalent of sniffing farts in a jar. DEAD 3 Link to comment
OneGuy May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: They're clutching at straws for content. They'll bring in Ed's Fedex guy and the barista from Steph's favorite Starbucks soon. And there's your threesome! 7 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 Shawn: So Debbie, did you lose your celibacy? 6 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 Ohhh, they hate being called out. Jenniffer herself accused him of calling her a hooker. 7 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 3 minutes ago, Bees52 said: So what did Jesse do to Jeniffer to make her so loyal? She backs him up on everything rotten thing he does and says. The hopes of being on yet another season. 1 5 Link to comment
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