90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

What? Is there more?

[OneGuy]

The rug's been pulled out from under us!

[MagicEyes]

How long until Jesse and Jeniffer break up? 

[Bees52]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Wait, that’s it? We’re done? That was the worst and most abrupt ending!

Yay! It's over!

All that PDA between Egg and Lush afterwards was unnecessary... 🤢

Alright folks, Good night....

Wait. WHAT? A special....

Added: You know, I thought I saw Kaory (yes, my hopes of her staying away are dashed) in a promo clip!

Edited May 31, 2022 by Bees52

[SunnyBeBe]

Omg, Coltee looks horrible. 

[Gobi]

There's more? TLC raises our hopes and dashes them to the ground.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh fucking no. MORE? WHY?

[Hotel Snarker]

OMG are we finally going to figure out what the fuck happened with Jay?!?!

[Suzywriter]

Oh, jeez, the threesome question?

[MagicEyes]

I thought this was a repeat of the last show, but it’s not! Yay, more misery and too-tight clothes! I hope we didn’t lose too many people who thought it was over. 

[Gobi]

On 5/30/2022 at 9:02 PM, MagicEyes said:

How long until Jesse and Jeniffer break up? 

Don't they have to actually be together in order to break up?

Edited June 1, 2022 by Gobi

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh fucking no. MORE? WHY?

Yet, we're glued to it. 

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Omg, Coltee looks horrible. 

This is always true. Baby birds nest in his beard.

[SunnyBeBe]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Oh, jeez, the threesome question?

I can’t believe any viewer really wants to know this. 😝

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Sorry, Coltee, but that Sasquatch look isn't working.

No look would work for Coltee except maybe a gunny sack and total darkness. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tania: Before getting married, Syngin promised that he would pursue his goals, like becoming a fireman, a policeman and a veterinarian.

[Frozendiva]

Ed, you don't become a different person in a few months.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Oh, jeez, the threesome question?

I'm living in terror anticipating who might cop to it. Debbie? Ed? (I don't think it counts if it involves a cash transaction, does it?)

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Yet, we're glued to it. 

I only stay for you, my fellow snarkers. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Syngin is like a modern day Maynard G. Krebs: Work. Work?

[Gobi]

As if they could afford therapy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tania took a page out of Jesse’s book: You need to work on yourself, babe.

Ed, shut the fuck up. No one needs your opinion.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm living in terror anticipating who might cop to it. Debbie? Ed? (I don't think it counts if it involves a cash transaction, does it?)

Jesse, Jennnifffer, and Cuckua.

[Hotel Snarker]

7 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Sorry, Coltee, but that Sasquatch look isn't working.

He’s gross.

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

As if they could afford therapy.

Probably a witch doctor herbal type.

[Frozendiva]

I thought Jesse had a side hustle as an escort/companion.

Just now, Gobi said:

Jesse, Jennnifffer, and Cuckua.

Count Cackula!

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Oh, jeez, the threesome question?

If Stephanie doesn’t I’m gonna scream.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Was it the couples therapist who asked Tania if Syngin is her soulmate? 

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I thought Jesse had a side hustle as an escort/companion.

His side hustle is as an attractive person.

[Pepper Mostly]

This stupid fight was the very definition of "tempest in a teapot". 

[Gobi]

"He called me a whore." If the thong fits, wear it. Then take it off later and give it to someone.

[Hotel Snarker]

Shawn coming in with those receipts!

Hahahha. I slapped him. He called me a hooker. We’re beautiful. True love.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Last week we conjectured that Liz had an eating disorder, which she may. But this week, I’m going to say that she’s on a new antidepresssant which has caused her to blow up in all kinds of not so good ways.

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys, this is so insanely boring, you'd better ramp up the snark before I slip into a coma.

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Last week we conjectured that Liz had an eating disorder, which she may. But this week, I’m going to say that she’s on a new antidepresssant which has caused her to blow up in all kinds of not so good ways.

Why not both? 

[JeanJean]

Jesse and Jennifer just tried to gaslight the audience! Although looks like Jennifer may be rethinking it (I hope)...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Why not both? 

Yes. 

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys, this is so insanely boring, you'd better ramp up the snark before I slip into a coma.

I think I need a drink or something to make this work.

[Auntie Anxiety]

My grandkids wanted to FaceTime today. I told them that I’m busy at 8pm so it would have to be in the afternoon. Priorities.

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, OneGuy said:

I think I need a drink or something to make this work.

That's why I made my Old-Fashioned a double tonight.

[Bees52]

So what did Jesse do to Jeniffer to make her so loyal?  She backs him up on  everything rotten thing he does and says.

[Tuneful]

I'm not without sympathy at Natalie losing her shit. Nothing we haven't seen before. And her ex is a cold article. It's his little routine thanks to his Mom, probably--don't show what you are feeling.

I think it hit her that she has no one, really, in this country--no family, friends, BF, husband, etc. She gave it all up to come here, and all it's been is shit. Then there's the stigma (expressed by her) of three times divorced, and she's only 37 (so she says). She's a highly emotional person who seems unstable and should not have been isolated in the woods. 

Without someone to take care of her or pay her way, she has no way to get continuing mental-health care here. And she probably can't get hired for a regular job. Ol' Nasty has her right where he wants her.  

Edited May 31, 2022 by Tuneful

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys, this is so insanely boring, you'd better ramp up the snark before I slip into a coma.

This is the tv equivalent of sniffing farts in a jar.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

I think I need a drink or something to make this work.

They're clutching at straws for content. They'll bring in Ed's Fedex guy and the barista from Steph's favorite Starbucks soon. 

[charmed1]

Rod Roddy’s back.

[Gobi]

Just now, Tuneful said:

I'm not without sympathy at Natalie losing her shit. Nothing we haven't seen before. I think it hit her that she has no one, really, in this country--no family, no friends, no BF, no husband, etc. She gave it all up to come here, and all it's been is shit. Then there's the stigma (she expressed) of three times divorced, and she's only 37 (so she says). She's a highly emotional person who seems unstable and should not have been isolated in the woods.

Without someone to take care of her or pay her way, she has no way to get continuing mental-health care here.  

But didn't she have a friend here who introduced her to Mike?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jennifffer cannot stand that their faux relationship is under the microscope. “They’re just jealous.”

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

This is the tv equivalent of sniffing farts in a jar.

DEAD

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They're clutching at straws for content. They'll bring in Ed's Fedex guy and the barista from Steph's favorite Starbucks soon. 

And there's your threesome!

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn: So Debbie, did you lose your celibacy?

[Hotel Snarker]

Ohhh, they hate being called out. Jenniffer herself accused him of calling her a hooker.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

So what did Jesse do to Jeniffer to make her so loyal?  She backs him up on  everything rotten thing he does and says.

The hopes of being on yet another season.