90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Hotel Snarker]

Caca! Cacao! Cakoo!

[OneGuy]

Is Cacua just a friend to Jennifer or just another Cac?

[Bees52]

Tell it, Caca! I mean Cacua.

[Pepper Mostly]

Natalie nails it. Insert comment about a stopped clock or a blind squirrel here. 

They never had sex. For one thing Cacua is gay as an Easter bonnet. 

Edited May 24, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, Jesse needs a life coach if he bought Jenniffffffer’s bullshit.

[Welshman in Ca]

She gave him a great blowjob. FFS just say so. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh God. Here we are beating the penetration horse again.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Oh God. Here we are beating the penetration horse again.

There's a joke in there somewhere but I'm too weary to try and tease it out. @Gobi? Take it away!

[SunnyBeBe]

Cockqua….what a name!  The gift that just keeps giving!

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

There's a joke in there somewhere but I'm too weary to try and tease it out. @Gobi? Take it away!

I would say he's a sadist who's into beastiality necrophilia, but that's beating a dead horse.

[SunnyBeBe]

I’m so sleepy.  But, you know when you get that much crazy on one stage…..the Pickens are just too easy.  I can’t look away.

Edited May 24, 2022 by SunnyBeBe

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

I would say he's a sadist who's into beastiality necrophilia, but that's beating a dead horse.

Ba dum boom. I knew I could count on you. 

[Welshman in Ca]

4 minutes ago, Welshman in Ca said:

She gave him a great blowjob. FFS just say so. Caca just needs to say, see that mouth you 💋 well guess what. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So what is going in Single Life’s time slot? Asking for a friend.

[Hotel Snarker]

This really is a demeaning and needless storyline. Jesse has had sex before too!

[Gobi]

Any minute Jennnifffer is going to invoke the poophole loophole.

[Pepper Mostly]

Go on, Cacua. Tell the folks at home how much you and Jenifffffer enjoy cuddling and going out to brunch and going shoe shopping together. 

Edited May 24, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[OneGuy]

Do you mean I've watched this whole season just to find out the definition of sex?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

This really is a demeaning and needless storyline. Jesse has had sex before too!

They should bring Darcey on. PSYCH!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week: Jesse puts a down payment on his purchase of the Brooklyn Bridge.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Do you mean I've watched this whole season just to find out the definition of sex?

TLC. The Learning Channel.

Jesse, Jenniffffffer and Cacua are nattering on and the other woman is just tucking into her food and wishing she was dead.

[OneGuy]

Jesse may be wearing the turtleneck to show support for Ed's appearance.

[charmed1]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

I’m so sleepy.  But, you know when get that much crazy on one stage…..the Pickens are just too easy.  

I’m struggling to keep my eyes open. I don’t know if I can manage to stick around to hear the adventures of CockWa and Sprockets. 
 

[Gobi]

Yeah, but did Jennnifffer ever give Cuckua a pair of her used panties? Point Jesse.

[Hotel Snarker]

This is the second time someone’s asked Natalie if she has ears.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse is such a fucking wuss.

[Pepper Mostly]

ED doesn't care for JESSE's arrogance? That's rich. 

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Jesse may be wearing the turtleneck to show support for Ed's appearance.

And here I was thinking that it was to show up Ed by demonstrating how much longer his neck is.

[Gobi]

How long is this? Not much time left for Nutalie.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

This is the second time someone’s asked Natalie if she has ears.

Must have been on the bulleted list that the PA's handed out before taping.

[Hotel Snarker]

Who cares if she banged Caca?

[Bees52]

Wait... there's more to delve into with Jesse and Jeniffer? That Cacua stuff was enough.

[Gobi]

Jennnifffer is cuckoo for Cuckua.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stephanie’s breasts need a few moments to rest.

[kacesq]

Since when is Jeniffffer an architect? 

[Frozendiva]

I am assuming that there is a Part 2.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Since when is Jeniffffer an architect? 

Hey, if I can be Queen of Romania Jenniffffffer can be an architect.

[JeanJean]

43 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I don’t know what to do now with Syringe since all of the allegations….

Whoa, what allegations? Please tell. Thanks in advance.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I am assuming that there is a Part 2.

Oh god. I can't.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I am assuming that there is a Part 2.

Evidently. Just hope it doesn't last another 2 hours.

[Welshman in Ca]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I am assuming that there is a Part 2.

There is. 

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh god. I can't.

Yup, it is.  Another 2 hours.

[Tuneful]

Was there ever a less telegenic and interesting individual on a Tell All than this Cackwad? 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sagittarius sue said:

Yup, it is.  Another 2 hours.

Poor us.

[OneGuy]

I thought the second hour was part 2.  Anyway, sometimes I don't want to spend two hours on Mondays watching this but you all make it fun and worthwhile.  I'm never disappointed.  Plus school is out so I don't have anymore high school chemistry homework so I need something to fill that time!

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Since when is Jeniffffer an architect? 

Ask Leida.

[Gobi]

Go Tim!

[Hotel Snarker]

11 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They should bring Darcey on. PSYCH!

Darcey: “Oh we got it ON! (Waving arms in the air hysterically)”

[seasons]

What is Tim wearing?

[kacesq]

God Jeniffffer is insufferable.