90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Frozendiva]

Just now, kacesq said:

I have no love for Colt but my God Pred acting like he’s some sage Buddha makes me want to scream.

Mayo Buddha.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesse takes an authoritative sip of his kombucha. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I really hope Tim has a few good bon mots for douchebag Jesse. “Jesse, you need to work on yourself.”

[Frozendiva]

I still don't really know what kombucha is.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Deb and Colt, these people are not your therapists.

Everyone on stage holds their temporary Licensed Professional Counselor credential for this show.

[Hotel Snarker]

Stephanie may have zero clue about herself but she definitely talks truth about others. “Ok. I guess hurt people, hurt people.” (To Liz)

[sagittarius sue]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Colt, you could have told Debbie that you didn’t want to drive her. 

Debbie drives.  Remember when she used to drive him to work?  Debbie and friend could've handled the trip themselves.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Vanessa looks like she was out cold and is just coming to in the tell-all.  "Where am I?"

Colt roofied her and threw her in the trunk, just hauled her out when they got to the studio.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I still don't really know what kombucha is.

I tried it, and didn't like it.

[Gobi]

Don't worry, Deb, there's always vodka.

[OneGuy]

Deb went into the "D" for Deb lounge area.

Edited May 24, 2022 by OneGuy

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt, no one is stopping you from moving out of your mother’s house.

[Frozendiva]

Vanessa, you knew exactly who Debbie was when you married Colt. You knew the house you were moving in to.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, the Great Love Affair of Colt and Vanessa is on the rocks? Say its not so! I am in shock. 

[Eldemarge]

Vanessa, you knew what you were getting into.

[kacesq]

I can feel the sincerity of the crowd don’t you?

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, Gobi said:

Don't worry, Deb, there's always vodka.

I think Jack Daniels was her fave.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe Vanessa finally became sane.

[Frozendiva]

Does Colt want an Emmy or something?

[kacesq]

Jesse looks ridiculous in that turtleneck.

[Bees52]

So... what happened to apartment hunting for Debbie?

[kacesq]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Does Colt want an Emmy or something?

Yes.

[Hotel Snarker]

Damn. Debbie has played a major role in all of Colt’s relationships. Not a good one…

[OneGuy]

Jesse is very helpful in providing affirmation and moving the conversation along. His words are profound.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Stephanie volunteering to breast feed Koban?

[kacesq]

Just now, Bees52 said:

So... what happened to apartment hunting for Debbie?

Filming ended.

[Frozendiva]

Colt, you do have to take some responsibility for your own actions.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here comes Jesse, dispensing his own personal brand of sage advice. Maybe he'll tell Colt to work on himself. 

[charmed1]

Colt looks like Peppermint Patty.

[Hotel Snarker]

This is Norman Bates’ origin story.

[kacesq]

Debbie is wearing a red bra. I didn’t need to know that.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe Vanessa finally became sane.

Aw, you're adorable. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie red bra is so risqué. Okay, not really.

[Gobi]

Pred really looks like Humpty Dumpty.

[Pepper Mostly]

The fuck? Isn't it Debbie's place? Why do they keep recycling this story?

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh damn. Is that true? Deb is paying for everything?

[Pepper Mostly]

Colt. Your mother used to drive you to and from work. Please. 

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Debbie is wearing a red bra. I didn’t need to know that.

She saw Jennifer's episode so she wanted to be ready to remove it and give it to one of the participants.

[My Girls]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Oh damn. Is that true? Deb is paying for everything?

But then she says she can't afford her own place?  Like which is it?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt would be a terrible father. Just saying.

[kacesq]

Shut up Pred. 

[charmed1]

Vanessa, that’s the exact same thing Larissa said about Debbie.

[Frozendiva]

Maybe all of them need to learn healthy boundaries.

[Pepper Mostly]

I still cannot believe there is a woman on earth who voluntarily married Colt. 

Wasn't the original story that Vanessa and Debbie were besties and Debbie rejoiced when Colt started up with her? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Vanessa gave Colt a ringing endorsement. “Yeah, I guess I’d want to move back in with him.”

[Gobi]

"Life is short, and so am I."

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Colt. Your mother used to drive you to and from work. Please. 

I was just thinking that maybe he had a suspended DL then, possibly for DUI?

[seasons]

This show would cease to exist if the phrase "I'm done" ceased to exist.

[Pepper Mostly]

FLOUNCE NUMBER TWO, COLT! 

[kacesq]

Those Plaths look so children of the corn to me. And I’m not sure what tone that show is going for...is it mournful? Gothic? Tragic?