90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder if Nuttie told him that’s she’s been married three times?

[Hotel Snarker]

These people demand serious relationships after two dates. This is nuts.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nuttie, sorry hon, but you’re not in Ukraine and these men aren’t Ukrainian.

According to Alla from another season Ukrainian men aren’t exactly known for a huge show of emotion or acts of love and devotion. She is full of it.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

These people demand serious relationships after two dates. This is nuts.

Well, dates and nuts go together.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Shades of Fern in this conversation 

Josh reminds me of Fern's ex-husband.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Liz, good luck with Ed. You’ll need it. He’s a bottomless pit of emotional need.

[sainte-chapelle]

I like the Airbnb ad with the older couple. They vacation and do fun things too don’t you know

Edited May 17, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[OneGuy]

I hate that this episode appears to be ending with a triumphant Ed.

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Meanwhile, this poor guy is trying to figure out how to get out from under this ridiculous call. He wants to hang out sometimes, she wants to get married. Sheesh. 

Kinda tough to hang out when the other person is far away.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ceasar ripping his shirt…I can’t 😂 

[Frozendiva]

Why is she back for more?

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Debbie should have given Bill her underwear too. That’s the storyline I’m here for.

DEAD

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Liz, good luck with Ed. You’ll need it. He’s a bottomless pit of emotional need.

So is she. 

[sainte-chapelle]

So let me get this straight…he didn’t recognize her handwriting and had to check the door cam? Liz looks like she aged 10 years

[Auntie Anxiety]

Liz would have been better off getting a puppy of her own and left Ed on the curb.

[Gobi]

I'm glad Teddy isn't here to see this.

[Hotel Snarker]

Is Liz desperate too???

[Pepper Mostly]

Liz: I mean, Ed built me a special room of my own in his basement. The restraints are very comfortable. 

[JeanJean]

NO. I do not understand Liz's love for Ed. He has been horrible to her. 

[sagittarius sue]

Pred, you're an asshole to every woman you're pursuing!

[Tuneful]

Josh is enduring this conversation for his 15 minutes of fame. He saw the crazy and he's not interested.

Why is Nuttily compelled to present herself in the image of an airhead or blow-up doll? It doesn't jibe with what she says she is looking for. 

[Frozendiva]

Liz, you would have dodged a bullet if you accepted that he threw you away.

[charmed1]

I’m convinced Liz has some type of 50 First Dates or Memento type of TBI where she just doesn’t remember how gross this little weeble is.

[goofygirl]

Liz is kinda kooky, isn't she??  Hell, he's already giving her an engagement ring!  OY!!

[Bees52]

I don't know, it's a little maudlin: Egg loses Teddy and Liz waltzes right back into his life.

[sainte-chapelle]

I think they are both needy alcoholic messes. Match made in hell

[Pepper Mostly]

Here comes Ed! "I'm a terrible person, I know"

Yes, Ed, you are! --everyone in America, probably

[OneGuy]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Is Liz desperate too???

Look who she's with.  To be fair, the world is filled with desperate, lonely people.  It's sad to think about.

[Frozendiva]

He spent $13K on her ring?

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Is Liz desperate too???

Totally.

[Hotel Snarker]

Imagine missing Ed every day and what that says about you. Pray for Liz. 🙏

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed: I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Probably only a few months, though, I'm at death's door now. Did you know I'm 56?

[Frozendiva]

Hello codependency! And his red face matches his red shirt.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, JeanJean said:

NO. I do not understand Liz's love for Ed. He has been horrible to her. 

She is a mom with two failed marriages and no self esteem

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Tuneful said:

Why is Nuttily compelled to present herself in the image of an airhead or blow-up doll?

She's be perfect for Coltee!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

He spent $13K on her ring?

Of course he had to announce that fact

[My Girls]

"Here's to me never blowing it, I'll save that for you, Liz"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ack. The Tell All. I already know what I need to know about this crew.

[Hotel Snarker]

Wow, what kind of piece of shit announces how much they paid for the ring???

[Pepper Mostly]

And with that, peeps, my laptop is dying. See you all next week! I love you all to distraction. Take care and stay safe! Gird your loins for the tell all!

[sainte-chapelle]

Jen insults Tim’s eyebrows? She is full of plastic and Jessés  hairline is not authentic. Mike looks like he stuffed a pillow in his shirt.

Edited May 17, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Hotel Snarker]

Rasputin drinking too much, I see.

[OneGuy]

Goodnight all.  Thanks for the snark.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie tries to showcase her acting chops with the flounce sob.

[Gobi]

That was the most depressing season ending ever. But, hey, the snark was great!

Till the Tell Naught.

[sagittarius sue]

Good night all.  It's been fun.

[Hotel Snarker]

Looks like a hell of a tell all! I am 150% ready for a Jesse/Teem showdown! 🥊 Team Teem all the way! It was a very fun 2 hours of extra snarking tonite and I really enjoyed it! Y’all were on fire! I hope to see you all on Sunday for the new episode of OG! Have a great week and see some of you around the forums! Peace out.

[goofygirl]

Well frens, that was fun!!  I'm not sure why Nutalie was crying about Mike filing for divorce, but what the hell....

Guess we'll see next week at the Tell Nothing.  Notice Shawn's asking those hard-hitting questions like she always does!

Have a great week everybody!

[Bees52]

Why do I have the feeling all the best moments of the Tell Nothing were shown in that preview...

Oh well, we'll  find out next week! See you then, and have a great week. ☮️❤️

[Auntie Anxiety]

Two hours was the longest commitment I want to make to any of these losers. But all you snarkers brought your “A” game, as usual. Stay strong, be safe and live your best life.

[JeanJean]

Wow, I am dying to know what Mike does? Divorce her? I think she would have known that was coming. Is there a way for him to get out of supporting her for 10 years? That's the only thing I can think of.