90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie looks like she has started to embrace dressing like a mature adult.

[OneGuy]

Deb is going for her version of the Stephanie look.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie, no one wants to see your 70 year old tits.

[Hotel Snarker]

Are we gonna find out what the fuck happened with Jay?

[Frozendiva]

They couldn't find a more accessible studio? Folks lugging suitcases up the stairs?

[kacesq]

Oh wait...Jeniffffffer and Jesse want us to believe they’re really together? Lololol 

[Gobi]

"I don't think any relationship is pure bias, but it should be cut that way."

[Pepper Mostly]

I have my tissues ready as I prepare to hear about Jesse and Jennifffffffer's beautiful love story. They're a regular Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. 

[OneGuy]

Who wants to hear Jesse opine about relationships?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt is rocking the Amish look.

[kacesq]

Shaun is a useless host but she looks amazing.

[Frozendiva]

Stephanie, that dress looks horrible on you. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Who wants to hear Jesse opine about relationships?

I believe that would be no one. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I have my tissues ready as I prepare to hear about Jesse and Jennifffffffer's beautiful love story. They're a regular Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. 

Coming soon.... Red Panties.... the Fragrance!

[Hotel Snarker]

Jesse's under eye concealer is too light.

[Pepper Mostly]

Stephanie thinks Jesse and Jenniffffer look "so good". She wants to have sex with both of them. 

[seasons]

Good grief, Stephanie shouldn't even bother wearing shirts at this point.

Girl loves to show those tits.*

*and I hate the word "tits", but the way she flaunts them, that's what they have become imo.

[Gobi]

"What just happened?" I'm warming up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Who wants to hear Jesse opine about relationships?

Bueller? Bueller?

[kacesq]

Oh Shaun...only you are surprised.

oh knock it off,  Jesse and Jeniffffer. No one believes you’re anything other tha. Fame whores trying to get more airtime.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse and Jenniffffer love mugging for the camera. Their relationship is pure ersatz.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Stephanie, that dress looks horrible on you. 

She really could not have picked anything worse. 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Colt is rocking the Amish look.

I wouldn't say "rocking".

Jesus, Jesse and Jenniffffffer are getting freaky in the studio. Pass the Maalox.

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Stephanie thinks Jesse and Jenniffffer look "so good". She wants to have sex with both of them. 

She probably wants to take a bath with them.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, seasons said:

Good grief, Stephanie shouldn't even bother wearing shirts at this point.

Girl loves to show those tits.*

*and I hate the word "tits", but the way she flaunts them, that's what they have become imo.

She tries hard to be sexy, but isn't.

[kacesq]

Debbie couldn’t be bothered to touch up her roots for this occasion?

[Hotel Snarker]

Let’s prove to the world we’re not fake clout chasers by making out on TV. See. See? We are totally legit!

[seasons]

Ew Colt.

You know that beard smells.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt and Syngin are going to have a hair throw down after the show.

[Frozendiva]

Colt, it's not easy to 'date'. With Covid, things were closed and people just weren't around.

[Pepper Mostly]

Vanessa is desperately uncomfortable in that abomination she's wearing. What is with these outfits? Everyone looks like shit! Except Natalie, anyway. 

[seasons]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Debbie couldn’t be bothered to touch up her roots for this occasion?

That color is too brassy and harsh for her. Screams fake to me. 

[Gobi]

Belial would have pulled over and left Debbie there.

[kacesq]

Colt wouldn’t look as horrible if he lost that disgusting beard.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Stephanie thinks Jesse and Jenniffffer look "so good". She wants to have sex with both of them. 

In a bathtub...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie’s biggest mistake was getting in the car with Colt to begin with.

[Bees52]

Vanessa looks nice, and as usual there's no help for Wolfman Colt.

[OneGuy]

Vanessa looks like she was out cold and is just coming to in the tell-all.  "Where am I?"

Edited May 24, 2022 by OneGuy

[Gobi]

Vanessa is preggers?

[seasons]

Another fake fight, colt picking on debbie. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, seasons said:

Ew Colt.

You know that beard smells.

And not just his beard. You know he reeks. 

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Colt and Syngin are going to have a hair throw down after the show.

Hint, Syngin will win. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Do we think Deb really thought about that butterfly or did she just walk in to a shop and pick something off a flash sheet?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt, you could have told Debbie that you didn’t want to drive her. 

[Frozendiva]

Colt, you can talk about things and not save it for an international reality TV show tell-all. Attention seeking much?

[OneGuy]

The first flounce didn't take long.

[Pepper Mostly]

AND DEBBIE IS THE FIRST FLOUNCE!

Shawn's first "wow", for those of you playing along at home. 

[seasons]

Coltee  is a terrible actor.

[Gobi]

Debbie for the win to storm off first.

[kacesq]

I have no love for Colt but my God Pred acting like he’s some sage Buddha makes me want to scream.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Vanessa is preggers?

No. I think she miscarried at some point.

[Hotel Snarker]

Deb and Colt, these people are not your therapists.