90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[charmed1]

Messe called him Cock Coo Coo. LOL!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Cacua got his script from Jenniffffffer last night. She emailed it.

[Gobi]

Hey, they're just casual acquaintances with benefits. No biggy.

[Hotel Snarker]

So Ed gives us 2 minutes of real emotion about Teddy, and then pimps the grief into yet another 'she's the one' pursuit. 🙄 Ending on Teddy's passing and Ed learning a lesson about being genuine would've been the best exit for him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why does he need to ask Cacua about all this? If he's asked Jenniffffffer he should be satisfied with her answer. 

 

[Frozendiva]

Jesse, it is none of your nevermind what Jeniffer did with Cacua. They owe you nothing.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jenniffffer: No, we cannot talk about oral sex. But we didn’t do that.

[OneGuy]

Jennifer is using a lot of words to translate the short sentences Cacua said.

[sainte-chapelle]

She blew him harder than a pack of juicy fruit but Jesse is disgusting…none of his business

[charmed1]

Does Cock Ka have braces?

[Gobi]

I guess the relationship left a bad taste in their mouths.

[Frozendiva]

Jesse, when you are away, the mice will play.

[OneGuy]

Everyone's glad Jesse has given his approval.  I, myself, am relieved.

[Bees52]

Lol this uncomfortable conversation helps nothing, especially when the translator is the subject of the conversation.

Oh wait, it did help Jesse? Uh, okay...

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh my God. Jesse is such a dirt bag. Oh, so you blew Caca??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse, good luck with the long distance relationship. Guess it won’t be built on trust, douchebag.

[Gobi]

Tell All next week?

[sainte-chapelle]

It is called trust Jesse.if she says she is done with him then you either trust her or no…..for all she knows you could be hopping on a plane towards your next conquest. He is manipulative and controlling.

Edited May 17, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why does he need to ask Cacua about all this? If he's asked Jenniffffffer he should be satisfied with her answer. 

 

He knows she’s not being completely honest just like we do.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why are the men on this godforsaken franchise always puffing out their chests and asking other men if they have "feelings" for their girlfriends? What difference does that make? If the woman is with you now, what does it matter what some other guy "feels". 

Of course, women are such frail and tender vessels, the poor dears can't withstand the blandishments of these silver tongued devils. I mean, that Cacua! Swoon. LOL

[sagittarius sue]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Tell All next week?

Yes, Part 1.

ETA  It's another 2 hr session.

Edited May 17, 2022 by sagittarius sue

[Hotel Snarker]

Caca, Cacao, Coco, Cocu, Cuck, Crunk, CooCoo, Cootie, Cunty, Kobe, Kovid...

[sainte-chapelle]

Do we really need a tell all?

[OneGuy]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Do we really need a tell all?

Jesse does.

[Gobi]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Do we really need a tell all?

Considering that none of these "relationships" seem genuine, I don't see the purpose.

[TMI]

Jennnniffffer  -it is your turn to question all of jesseeee's past women....Past is past...if you have a future together ...then you need to have trust!

[goofygirl]

Uh oh....  Nutalie has another date with Josh??  But I thought he had a beer when they had dinner!!

Isn't that a deal breaker for the Nutster??

[Bees52]

Josh is in LA? No wonder Natalie likes him now, he's thousands of miles away.

Edited May 17, 2022 by Bees52

[Hotel Snarker]

I kinda want Jolanta to have her own show where she just gives advice to these train wrecks.

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Do we really need a tell all?

Right?  What's left for them to tell??

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, all these people nattering on about "making a decision" after one date with someone! Go out with him! Or don't! Jesus, its not life and death! Its dinner and a trip to the ax throwing bar! 

[Tuneful]

Can't believe they are still flogging that "Family Chantel." It makes 90DF look like a Royal Shakespeare Company production.

Though I would like to see Pedro drop on Chantel that she's lazy. 

I'm sorry Teddy passed.

But the padding on this show is ridiculous, a long memorial segment for his dog, who we (or at least I) didn't see much of? Maybe his owner is such an a-hole that Sharp was also grasping for sympathy points.   

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie’s friend is telling Nuttie to pump the brakes.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Right?  What's left for them to tell??

Whether Stephanie is still celibate?

[Gobi]

Plot twist - Debbie is the one who reached out to Pred after Teddy died.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bill is a stud. Hahaha

[OneGuy]

Deb sure can carry a conversation.

[Frozendiva]

Having cats in common is something to meow about.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chef’s table? The TLC staff is going all out.

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, Gobi said:

Plot twist - Debbie is the one who reached out to Pred after Teddy died.

I was thinking along those lines.  He returns to S.D. and she's there now so why not.

[Hotel Snarker]

Debbie out here dating Santa Claus' younger brother.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Whether Stephanie is still celibate?

Well, we still don't know the current state of Fred's penis. 

 

[goofygirl]

Debbie's date seems to be going well! YAY!

[charmed1]

What a nice voice. Bill sounds like the news, weather, and traffic guy on the radio. Debbie still sounds like Snarf on a bender.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I am praying that we aren’t forced to watch Bill put the moves on Debbie.

[Pepper Mostly]

Bill is certainly a jolly fellow.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Debbie's date seems to be going well! YAY!

He seems like a nice man

[Gobi]

So, did Jennniffffer blow Caca on the bias?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for fucks sake Jesse. SHUT UPEEE.

[Hotel Snarker]

So basically Debbie wants her secks?