Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[JenE4]

Tina?!?! Their love was thwarted because of Stan’s advanced age, he couldn’t risk getting the ‘Rona from her grandchildren. What happened to Lisa?!? Last we saw they were hanging off a rock wall, but I don’t recall them breaking up—just their usual fight? Oh, it was the catfish thing?

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Lisa found religion? That opens up a whole new area for grifting from God-fearing old losers nice men.

[WaltersHair]

Something tells me Stan won't want to share Lisa with Jesus.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Lisa's found Jesus all right. And I'll bet Jesus is a idiot who will fall her her I've changed act and become her new sugar daddy.

[Gobi]

What a touching, heartfelt ceremony.

[Auntie Anxiety]

For fuck’s sake, Sharp, no one wants to hear Stan macking on Tina. It’s sickening.

[hookedontv]

Samuel is over this nonsense. 

[Pepper Mostly]

I am DYING over Stan's pizza lunchable. What a cheap bastard. 

[Empress1]

I know this man with that hair is not talking about somebody’s appearance.

Edited December 18, 2021 by Empress1

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Muskrat Stan thinks he can talk about someone else's looks.  Muskrat Stan.  Has he not seen that mess on his head? 

[Floatingbison]

Classy Stan, classy....especially coming from such a model of masculine perfection.

[JenE4]

Tina is close to perfect for me right now if she loses a few pounds. Wow!!

[Keywestclubkid]

Errr a what now? Lol her face … cracked 

[OoogleEyes]

Ye Olde Promise Ring!

[Pepper Mostly]

Brittany's friend is so over this.

[hookedontv]

Hahahaha Britney!!! Promise ring! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittney makes a fool of herself YET AGAIN! Hilarious. Darcey on Line 2.

[Keywestclubkid]

This woman is psychotic.. like scary 

[JenE4]

A promise ring like they’re in high school. Oh, damn! This was worse than NOT giving her a ring!

[candall]

Did all of Britney's friends capture the promise ring proffer on their cell phones?

HAHAHAHAHA

[WaltersHair]

Better a promise ring than a purity ring. Just sayin'

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, JenE4 said:

A promise ring like they’re in high school. Oh, damn! This was worse than NOT giving her a ring!

Well, at least it wasn't a house key! (90 Day reference)

[Floatingbison]

game. set and match.   "ring" batted right back over the net!

Edited December 18, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Empress1]

I hate to say it, but I’m with Brittany. I’m grown. If you’re talking kids and marriage, a promise ring is like … for what? It’s like when people say they’re “pre-engaged.” 

Edited December 18, 2021 by Empress1

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ray knew she’d be pissed off and now he can walk away for good when she inevitably throws him out.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Oh Ray, you fucked up bad. You thought that chick would be happy with a promise ring? The chick who spends a month on her birthday, as an adult. Clearly you haven't been paying attention.

[Keywestclubkid]

You played yourself. Stop it 

[Pepper Mostly]

I am laughing so hard right now. 

And Ray? He knew exactly how she'd react. He planned it so she'd walk and he wouldn't have to. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

A promise ring like they’re in high school. Oh, damn! This was worse than NOT giving her a ring!

ID bracelet, anyone?

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Better a promise ring than a purity ring. Just sayin'

That purity ring would have been tarnished and dented….

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Did all of Britney's friends capture the promise ring proffer on their cell phones?

HAHAHAHAHA

I hope none of them were live streaming!

[Gobi]

On the bright side, Ray can return the ring and apply the $12.50 to his restitution judgment.

[hookedontv]

Just now, JenE4 said:

I hope none of them were live streaming!

And I hope they were!!! Hysterical! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I hate to say it, but I’m with Brittany. I’m grown. If you’re talking kids and marriage, a promise ring is like … for what? 

Well, she’s pretty much been the one talking about babies and marriage all this time. Ray just keeps his poker face and doesn’t seem to commit to any of it. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Britney promises to put her foot in Ray's ass if he doesn't propose. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aren’t we all so glad that Marcelino got laid? Guess they’ll need to find a new plot to keep them on the show.

[hookedontv]

Brittany and Marcelino. Time to take a bathroom break, load the dishwasher, etc. 

[Gobi]

Snore.

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Well, she’s pretty much been the one talking about babies and marriage all this time. Ray just keeps his poker face and doesn’t seem to commit to any of it. 

Sure, but then just don’t do all this in public, and don’t give her a ring. Give her a gift that isn’t symbolic of the marriage she wants & he’s not ready for, and don’t promise anything. “Happy birthday. I love you” and he gives her, like, a purse or something, in private.

[Floatingbison]

 

 

wait, a threesome invitation???!!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

As we watch Marcie get cuckolded on TV. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Aren’t we all so glad that Marcelino got laid? Guess they’ll need to find a new plot to keep them on the show.

They just found it - Amanda!  So contrived.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Britney promises to put her foot in Ray's ass if he doesn't propose. 

Ah! Romance is in the air!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahahaha, I called Brittany and her old prison girlfriend hooking up again weeks ago! It’s like a Chekhov play. Gun in first act, sure to be seen again in Act 3.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Britney promises to put her foot in Ray's ass if he doesn't propose. 

Sigh. The way the sparks fly between those two crazy kids makes my old heart beat faster. 

How could Ray not do everything in his power to keep this wonderful woman at his side? So wise, so caring, so nurturing. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Fast forward…. 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

ID bracelet, anyone?

Letter jacket!

 

I'm intrigued by Pepper's idea that Ray knows exactly what he's doing.  That's a lot of credit going to Cray-Cray Ray, though.  I'd be duly impressed if he reverse checkmated his way out of the Britney game.

[Gobi]

Threesome? They weigh enough for a foursome.

Edited December 18, 2021 by Gobi

[Floatingbison]

Why does he have to think about it?  That's pretty much an immediate yes!

[Keywestclubkid]

Master that skill? You were a homeless prostitute at 13… what exactly did he master?