Super Bowl LV: Live posting thread

[AimingforYoko]

Just now, Kromm said:

Doesn't John Travolta have better things to do right now? 

Uhhh, no?

[merylinkid]

Why is Mahomie now throwing the ball long?   That's his best move.

[topanga]

Just now, merylinkid said:

Why is Mahomie now throwing the ball long?   That's his best move.

Seriously, Kelce? Catch the damn ball. 

[Kromm]

1 minute ago, AimingforYoko said:

Uhhh, no?

He's supposed to be clearing the planet. 

[Fostersmom]

3 minutes ago, Kromm said:

Doesn't John Travolta have better things to do right now? 

I'd say Martha was the only one in that commercial who possibly had better things to do. 

[ebk57]

3 minutes ago, Kromm said:

Doesn't John Travolta have better things to do right now? 

Better than a paying gig?  Probably not. 

 

Unless there's something going on with him that I don't know about (which would be just about anything).

[Kromm]

Tracy Morgan must have run out of Walmart money. 

[Calvada]

The commercials so far have been as disappointing as the game so far.  

[Bastet]

2 minutes ago, Kromm said:

Tracy Morgan must have run out of Walmart money. 

Good thing, then; that commercial cracked me up at several points.

[Kromm]

Just now, Calvada said:

The commercials so far have been as disappointing as the game so far.  

It's about a tie. 

Even the commentators. I didn't realize Romo was so bad at this. 

[merylinkid]

Bud with no alchol?   WHY?????   are there people who LIKE drinking horse piss even they don't get drunk???

The huggies commercial was cute.   But well, babies.

[Court]

This game is ticking me off. I really wish anybody but Tom Brady was quarterback for Tampa Bay. I'm not sure I even realize how much I despise him until this game. is an arrogant jerk

[mojoween]

That Oatly ad is why CEO’s should have no-men on staff.

[Lantern7]

INT overturned on a penalty. I don’t think this is the Chiefs’ night.

[Bastet]

Oh, goddammit with a defensive hold negating the turnover!

[ebk57]

1 minute ago, mojoween said:

That Oatly ad is why CEO’s should have no-men on staff.

Mr. ebk was hoping the cow would appear and take that annoying bozo out. 

[Fostersmom]

2 minutes ago, mojoween said:

That Oatly ad is why CEO’s should have no-men on staff.

That was seriously the most WTF ad ever. 

 

[Court]

1 minute ago, Bastet said:

Oh, goddammit with a defensive hold negating the turnover!

How effing convenient. That other holding call, while technically correct, is usually never called. It wasn't even egregious. 

[Bastet]

Every time I hear Succop's name, I just can't imagine what elementary school was like for him.

[Court]

You have got to be fucking kidding me. KC needs to get it together. 

[merylinkid]

Oh for fuck's sake Chiefs.   Settle down.

[emmawoodhouse]

Chiefs D not looking good.

[Lantern7]

27 minutes ago, ebk57 said:

I think they meant no Clydesdales this year. 

Well, there’s this. Funny stuff.

WTF is up with KC?!?

[DoctorAtomic]

I also heard no Clydesdales. 

[mojoween]

Fuck’s sake.  Andy needs to take the entire defensive starting 11 off the fucking field and start the fuck over.

Like if my rage were a physical being it would be goddamned Godzilla.  FUCK.

[Magog]

I think I'm about to throw up. Thanks a lot, Chiefs (especially the defense).

[topanga]

1 minute ago, Bastet said:

Every time I hear Succop's name, I just can't imagine what elementary school was like for him.

I just think Mr. Irrelevant. He is the most famous one ever? 
 

Another defensive penalty? Sigh. 

[emmawoodhouse]

I think I will watch the Australian Open. 😵

[Lantern7]

You think Andy Reid has ever watched Family Guy? With Gronk running wild, he’ll need bees, and fast.

[Kromm]

3 minutes ago, mojoween said:

That Oatly ad is why CEO’s should have no-men on staff.

Not just the content. It's existence too. I doubt commercial time is any cheaper this year, because there's arguably a captive audience this year. 

And the company hardly has an exclusive on Oat Milk. 

One might argue more people know their name now. But most people are probably still going to buy the Store brand that's 50 cents cheaper right next to it.

So they just pissed away all that money on advertising. 

[Lantern7]

Oh, fuck you, lemonade sign guy.

[redfish]

The refs/officials really want Tampa Bay but mostly Tom Brady to win the Super Bowl. Why? They're handing more penalties to the the Chiefs when I saw once one of the Bucs literally holding the other guy's arms but no one seems to point that out.

[Lantern7]

Paramount Nightmare: Silvia Tilly trapped in the brig with Beavis and Butt-head. Or would Saru be funnier?

Amy Schumer as Fairy Godmayo. Cute. I don’t touch the stuff, though.

Edited February 8, 2021 by Lantern7

[Calvada]

1 minute ago, redfish said:

The refs/officials really want Tampa Bay but mostly Tom Brady to win the Super Bowl. Why? They're handing more penalties to the the Chiefs when I saw once one of the Bucs literally holding the other guy's arms but no one seems to point that out.

It will even out - probably - in the second half.  The disparity will be pointed out to them and there will be 2 or 3 quick flags against the Bucs.  It happens all the time and I will never believe they don't discuss it at halftime.  

[Kromm]

I do like those Chiefs masks. 

Everything else about them tonight? Nope. 

That Tax App commercial was actually GOOD.  Wow. Surprised. 

[Lantern7]

If KC doesn’t get seven points, Andy Reid chokes out the team with his mustache.

“Gimme back my face!” Great use of Jason Alexander.

[Growsonwalls]

Patrick Mahomes is certainly pooping out tonight.

[Kromm]

Do Superbowl fans actually remember that song was on George's answering machine?  Probably not. 

https://youtu.be/ria37d9mInY

Vs. 

https://youtu.be/YvjuL6Bci6M

Edited February 8, 2021 by Kromm

[ebk57]

I love Jason Alexander.  And, he's actually a really nice person.

[mojoween]

Why the fuck would you have a Jason Alexander hoodie in 2021?

[DoctorAtomic]

I think the commercials are 5.5M for 30 seconds. 

[Bastet]

Just now, Kromm said:

Do Superbowl fans actually remember that song was on George's answering machine?  Probably not. 

I do, and that's what made me laugh about the commercial.  "Where could I be?  Believe it or not, I'm not home."

[Lantern7]

What the hell, Mahomes?

[merylinkid]

WHY did they ruin a song from one of my favorite shows with Jason Alexander??????????????????????????????????????

[Bastet]

Three more points.  Whoopdefuckingdoo.

[Court]

Goodness, it MAYBE seemed like the KC offense had started clicking but nope. You can't win the Super Bowl with field goals.

[ebk57]

Wait - is Dr Squatch (?) a real product?  And, if so, why????

[Lantern7]

1 minute ago, Bastet said:

"Where could I be?  Believe it or not, I'm not home."

Thinking about the gestures he made while his song played makes me smile.

Brad Garrett? Good night for sitcom second bananas.

[twoods]

I’m betting Brady is going to have another touchdown aided by another penalty giving them a first down. What a fucking joke.

[Growsonwalls]

KC is not deserving right now tho. They're not playing a winning game.