90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Floatingbison]

So, India hasn't mastered wooden paint stirrer technology yet?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Has he ever painted before? Of course not! Painting is work. Sumit is the Maynard G. Krebs of India.

You rang?

[mmecorday]

Are they painting Shelby's wedding chapel?

[RealReality]

Dude, fuck this show for getting my hopes up and dealing me major blows!

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Salmon orange paint? They can use dill green for the accents. 

Dinner on the wall!

[LucyEth]

Some meat is a complete idiot

[kacesq]

Jenny, you delusional wannabe Juliet. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

I think he was very sick for a while.  Could be from that illness.

Yikes he looks like a different person....poor man.

[Emmeline]

Poor Jenny and Summit.  They can’t afford a painter so they have to do it themselves.  What else do they have to do all day.

[CrazyInAlabama]

I bet India has professional painters, and they don't cost much.  Or the camera crew can show them how to paint a wall the right way, some of them must know how to do that.   Or do what I do, ask somebody who knows how to paint.  

The only problem with Sumit is that he's lazy as hell. 

I thought most of the Ethiopian Jews left?   For accepting places?  

Edited August 18, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[VioletNevermind]

3 minutes ago, Irsel32 said:

I’m so sorry.  What a blow you’ve been dealt.

For real.  Luckily I’m just young enough to be able to tote another baby if I want to.

[Floatingbison]

WE WANT PARENTS! WE WANT PARENTS NOW!

[Auntie Anxiety]

That wall looks like crap. Just saying.

[Pepper Mostly]

This whole scene exists because they want to switch up the setting for the inane conversations people have from a coffee shop or nail salon. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

I bet India has professional painters, and they don't cost much.  

The only problem with Sumit is that he's lazy as hell. 

And habitually lies

[Frozendiva]

They need to tape the baseboards and ceiling so it doesn't get painted.

[kacesq]

These two barely know each other and it shows.

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That wall looks like crap. Just saying.

Well then that's what people will look at....so mission accomplished?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Areola has a panic attack in 3...2....1

[goofygirl]

Oh, Ari.... You are SUCH A MORON!!!!!  Just go home already.  I'm sick to death of your whining and general bullshit.

[Angry Moldovan]

Is she actually going to convert? 

[Pepper Mostly]

This is another silly conflict. They can bring up their child honoring both religious traditions, the child can choose his religion when he's old enough. 

[Zombness]

No Biyam...pregnancy does not just happens...it happens when you do not wear protection.

[Gobi]

"I don't believe in hell. I just like the fun parts of religion."

[RichiesOlderBro]

I like them Ethiopian  priest hats. 

Edited August 18, 2020 by RichiesOlderBro

[kacesq]

Hmmm. I know Ari identifies as Jewish but i wonder how she was raised, hearing that her mom is Catholic.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

They need to tape the baseboards and ceiling so it doesn't get painted.

Yes, they should, since they're not experienced painters. A good painter can edge. They are not good painters. 

[Floatingbison]

"This isn't going to work"

 

Truer words were never spoken.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Gobi said:

"I don't believe in hell. I just like the fun parts of religion."

Joseph Smith 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Areola and Brittany need to start a support group.

[CrazyInAlabama]

So much for the borrow a Christian woman to breast feed once.   It apparently has to be a Christian Orthodox mother.   Bet this will go over big with her parents.  

[Frozendiva]

Kids should learn about all religions, and if interested in any, choose when they are adults.

[kacesq]

This must be the new storyline this year...person must be baptized into partner’s faith. First Libby now Ari....

bored. now.

[LookABird]

Soooooo . . . does this mean if she doesn't breastfeed they could baptize the baby? The logic!

[Pepper Mostly]

Another Sharp rule-always visit the most conservative, fundamentalist cleric you can find. 

[Floatingbison]

Interest waning. . . . must see trainwreck . . . 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Kids should learn about all religions, and if interested in any, choose when they are adults.

What about the guilt?

[kacesq]

Ha! Let the Silva twin drunk shenanigans begin!!

 

[pandaindisguise]

Just now, LookABird said:

Soooooo . . . does this mean if she doesn't breastfeed they could baptize the baby? The logic!

You may have found the loophole

[CraftyHazel]

“I may not be the right person for him,” says the woman who is 8 months pregnant with his child and uprooting her life to move to Ethiopia.

Timing’s a bitch, isn’t is Ari?

[Angry Moldovan]

Why is Jihoon responsible for Drascillas escape?

[Gobi]

Where's Cheesedick? Did he fall into another vagina?

[Caoimhe]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

What about the guilt?

Ah yes, the Roman Catholic specialty!

[greekmom]

I'm laughing my ass off if Baby thinks that Ari is going to change faiths.

The Devon/Jihoon thing over Druscilla is stupid.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Another Sharp rule-always visit the most conservative, fundamentalist cleric you can find. 

Except if you’re planning to have a Lakotan wedding ceremony on the back of your pickup truck a la Love After Lock Up.

[Pepper Mostly]

"You let her run, toward the street!" Oh, dial it back, Elicia, or whatever your name is. Kids run. In directions. Toward things. Jesus, good luck when she's climbing out her bedroom window to go smoke weed and hook up. 

[magemaud]

I’ve finally figured out how to tell Darcey and Stacey apart. Stacey has a flesh colored mole on her left cheek near her nose 

Edited August 18, 2020 by magemaud

[goofygirl]

Think the trainwreck is coming right up for you floatingbison!

[CrazyInAlabama]

Jihoon is responsible because he's the fall guy for everything on earth to Deavan, and her awful mother. 

[Straycat80]

This is why I’m not religious. Suckling at a Christian breast? Never heard that one before. So what happens if you can’t breast feed and have to bottle feed? No baptism?