90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The main reason I’m here tonight is because one of the 90 Day Gays is going to be in a wig doing his impression of Darcey and it will probably be right in the money.

I think I saw that in the preview.

[Grifter Lives]

The longer each of these people is on our screen, the more unlikeable, angry and desperate they become.  And, they were starting at a lowpoint or negative.  (Looking at you, Big Ed.)

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Google-y eyed Ash is trying too hard to be funny. He’s not. 

Although it’s an epic fail, at least he is TRYING to be humorous. David is totally humorless and defensive 

[Doublemint]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So I’m having lunch tomorrow with my sworn frenemy. What’s wrong with me?

You didn't have your red flag with you when you made the arrangement!

[Floatingbison]

Ohhh, a death threat.  Juicy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

David is trying to prove that that’s not a wig. Okay.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So I’m having lunch tomorrow with my sworn frenemy. What’s wrong with me?

Isolation and COVID do crazy things to us

[Gobi]

David in the shower? Why, Lord, why?

[Frozendiva]

Rich David can't afford a Dyson dryer? That one looks like it's from the 1970s.

[Grifter Lives]

Tonight's naked body we never want to see; Dave.  At least he got fully dressed, instead of wearing a robe.

[Straycat80]

I thought David wore a wig. He better get that spot under his eye checked. And get a sense of humor too. 

[Frozendiva]

David, the 'girls' or whoever keep notes on you and pass them around so they always sound like 'Lana'.

[Pepper Mostly]

WHY does TLC insist on tormenting us with these horrible shirtless men? 

Its not Boris! Or Vlad! 

Its Oleg.

[sainte-chapelle]

David proved he doesn't wear a wig 

[Floatingbison]

David, of the million dollar motorhome?  Sure, David, sure.

[Gobi]

Love means never having to meet in person for seven years.

[Emmeline]

Oh my gosh!  I just came home and I see David styling his hair.  Did he say if it’s a wig??  Hi all!

What is that weird rectangular glass panel in David’s house?

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[Auntie Anxiety]

Is the flower salesperson the same woman that is at the restaurant? Can you tell my attention is drifting?

[Pepper Mostly]

CHRISSY TEIGEN IS TWEETING!  I love her.

[Pondlass1]

Is David’s hair real 😱

[Floatingbison]

David is not a gifted ad libber.

[Mr. Miner]

What a maroon! What an ignoranimous!

[Auntie Anxiety]

David: How could she do this to me again?

Me: You are truly a fucking idiot.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why does David have such old lady furniture? 

And I mean, old lady from when I was a child. I'm an old lady and have a lovely, cozy home.

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[Frozendiva]

Darcey uses four times the fragrance I do.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m not a big bulldog/pug type dog person. I like dogs with snouts. 🤷‍♀️

[sainte-chapelle]

I love this lady taking th flowers.....dead

[Pepper Mostly]

Tom deserves to have something thrown in his face all right. Maybe a cricket bat or a brick.

[sainte-chapelle]

Shit guys.....I have a Paris shower curtain

[Floatingbison]

I don't like Tom making fun of American accents.  

[Gobi]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Darcey uses four times the fragrance I do.

Eau de Desperation for Darcey.

[Grifter Lives]

C-y-d?  He spelled out, "Sid."

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Rich David can't afford a Dyson dryer? That one looks like it's from the 1970

I think even if David IS rich, he’s what Larissa would call “sheepie.” What kind of hair dryer is this for a millionaire?  

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

David is not a gifted ad libber.

He's a gifted supporter of a Ukranian dating site.

[Straycat80]

Why does Tom think an American accent is a southern accent. He’s such an ass. 

[Frozendiva]

Why so many fillers? Why so much work? Why so much need for validation?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Tom. If only TLC would block you. I am so sick of your smug ferret face. 

[OoogleEyes]

This man has zero sense of humor

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tom, get rid of that man bun. 

[Gobi]

The duck billed sisters are crying.

[Pepper Mostly]

NEITHER ONE OF THEM IS ACTUALLY CRYING. COME ON.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I don't like Tom making fun of American accents.  

I don't like Tom, period.

[Grifter Lives]

Tom, the great Shakespearan actor, assesses the bad acting.  

Unlike his over-emoting fake laughter.

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[Straycat80]

I like Darcy. She admits she gets filler and can laugh at herself. 

[Floatingbison]

Of course, Tom has to show he's hip to 90 Day Gay.

[Pepper Mostly]

Imagine sitting in that restaurant with those two sniveling and snorting six feet away? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Imagine sitting in that restaurant with those two sniveling and snorting six feet away? 

Tom and his English bulldog? Oh, you mean the Darceys!

[Floatingbison]

Serious question:  does Stacey have any children?

[Zombness]

Larissa should get in touch with David....he has money to pay for all her cosmetic whims.  Maybe with Larissa he snaps out of the hold Lana has on him.

 

 

[LucyEth]

I swear it must be absolutely exhausting being Darcey and Stacey.  All the constant upkeep of the fake hair, nails, boobs, eyelashes.  The constant chasing after foreign men and the work involved with traveling to see these men and getting visas and then comes the endless crying when things go awry.  I just cannot stand these two.  Their whole lives revolve around how they look and finding a younger man.  

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Serious question:  does Stacey have any children?

She must, Darcey said they were pregnant at the same time.