90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Floatingbison]

Dude, you choose to knock up an American.  You don't GET to be homesick.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

I would love it if my husband took me on an axe throwing date honestly. It sounds fun and a great way to get anger out!

It was freaking scary the first few times I threw. I saw one come bouncing back at a girl and it scared the bejesus out of me.

[Zombness]

Ohhh   Asuelo  homesick!!!  Really???  Grow up!!!!!!  And how do these women stand for such loosers!!

[KelseyNikki614]

I appreciate hearing from all of you who have successfully raised boys, as a new mom of a 6 month old baby boy. I always thought I'd have a girl and feel like I know nothing about boys 

[VioletNevermind]

Well.  You don’t often get to see a full nine inches of cleavage on regular TV.

[tvrox]

Axe throwing as a hot date, lol. 

Also 40% happy 70% not? Lol Asuelu can't do basic math? 

[nytonc]

15 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She could work as an administrative assistant or receptionist. She could sell tickets at a movie theater. She acts like she's bed bound. She can walk with her boot. Jesus, a friend of mine at work tore her Achilles tendon and got one of those scooters. Tania is full of shit. 

Absolutely full of shit! I schlepped all over NYC for my job with a broken ankle. Lazy bitch. 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

3 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

Boys? Never did I expect to only have boys. Now I feel that I understand men better than women, lol. The teen years with my last one about did me in.

2 boys

I wanted a prissy little girl who sat in a chair and read books. I got a tom boy who is high energy and would rather be climbing trees and running around outside. 🙂 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Dude, you choose to knock up an American.  You don't GET to be homesick.

Takes 2 to tango you know...

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Yeah so that little bit of college Asuelo had is working out...40% + 70%...

University of American Samoa has low standards. Go land crabs.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

I appreciate hearing from all of you who have successfully raised boys, as a new mom of a 6 month old baby boy. I always thought I'd have a girl and feel like I know nothing about boys 

Single mom of a boy and it’s been the best. Love him even as he’s screaming at his friends over Xbox....

[DragonFlyzz]

What are you planning to use to pay for this trip Asuelu?  Your non-existent good looks or smarts?

[mmecorday]

I can imagine a production assistant saying, "OK, ax throwers who actually paid money to do this. Clear the scene. These two need to get in their heart-to-heart chat."

[cyberfruit]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I wanted a prissy little girl who sat in a chair and read books. I got a tom boy who is high energy and would rather be climbing trees and running around outside. 🙂 

mom, is that you???

[Frozendiva]

Kalani, you are smart to not send a lot of money to Samoa.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

I appreciate hearing from all of you who have successfully raised boys, as a new mom of a 6 month old baby boy. I always thought I'd have a girl and feel like I know nothing about boys 

Boys are great. They don’t criticize how you look.

[Vandy10]

Why are these Americans always so surprised when their spouse’s poor families ask for money? This is what immigrants have done for generations. One makes it and sends money home until others can come and do the same. Melanie and Devar made this a part of their storyline too.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

I appreciate hearing from all of you who have successfully raised boys, as a new mom of a 6 month old baby boy. I always thought I'd have a girl and feel like I know nothing about boys 

There’s a sweetness to my boys that totally surprised me

[kacesq]

Is that really an alternative pronunciation of Pierre? I’ve only ever hear it on this show...

[For Cereals]

So if we paired Kalani’s low cut tops with Tiffany’s cold shoulders, does that work out to topless?

[kendi]

Ansuelo is brave (or stupid) to tell Kalani about wanting to go back to Samoa when she has an axe in her hand.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, nytonc said:

Absolutely full of shit! I schlepped all over NYC for my job with a broken ankle. Lazy bitch. 

I took public transit with my crutches for months. It was horrible but I had rent to pay.

[Floatingbison]

I'll bet ax throwing is an awesome ab workout.

[cyberfruit]

lmao momma pole said not my house!

[kendi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Is that really an alternative pronunciation of Pierre? I’ve only ever hear it on this show...

It's the Larissa way of pronouncing Pierre.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

😂 We would have been mom pals, 100%. 

Sib from another crib!

2 minutes ago, Vandy10 said:

Oh, get over yourself Kalani. Asuelu just went to the place the producers told him to go to (i.e. the place they could clear for filming and get comped).

Exactly. Because who didn't know that they would not go to a nice restaurant with tablecloths and candles? 

Just now, KelseyNikki614 said:

I appreciate hearing from all of you who have successfully raised boys, as a new mom of a 6 month old baby boy. I always thought I'd have a girl and feel like I know nothing about boys 

My son is the greatest joy of my life. Seriously, its not hard to learn at all. You'll catch on quick! Soon you'll have a slew of boys over for sleepovers and finding nerf darts everywhere and yelling things like "no swimming on the stairs!". You'll be fine. 

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Maybe not the most romantic date, but it looks like fun to me. But anything looks like fun after three months of staying at home!

There is trail not far from my house that has archery targets, I am excited to try it.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

University of American Samoa has low standards. Go land crabs.

S’aul  good, man!

[Mercolleen]

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Those roses are a week's wages for yogurt samples boy

And they are the smell of his love!

[Vandy10]

Well, Paul, my suggestion is that you grow up and not be a creepy loser. I’m glad his mom is finally putting her foot down.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Boys are great. They don’t criticize how you look.

I gave my mom so much shit about her mom jeans and now she’s all, “who is in style now?”

[LilaFowler]

Paul is such a loser.

[kacesq]

Stay strong, Mom Pole! He’s too old and in this for too long to not have an actually plan.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Props to Pole’s mother. Good for her to make her son grow up.

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

There’s a sweetness to my boys that totally surprised me

My 2 boys are 25 and 27 and there is still a sweetness to them ,at least with me

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Soon you'll have a slew of boys over for sleepovers and finding nerf darts everywhere and yelling things like "no swimming on the stairs!". You'll be fine. 

Don’t forget the LEGOS strewn all over the floors. Feet killers!

[sainte-chapelle]

Damn Karine looks rough compared to how she looked when she first met Paul. He sucked the hot out of her.

[VioletNevermind]

I do feel sorry for Karine.  Poor girl is like a balloon with the air slowly hissing out.  And her poor mother, wow. 

[For Cereals]

Kareeny always looks high or maybe she’s exhausted from Pol.  Not the baby, Pol.

[Eldemarge]

3 minutes ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

I appreciate hearing from all of you who have successfully raised boys, as a new mom of a 6 month old baby boy. I always thought I'd have a girl and feel like I know nothing about boys 

Helloooo! Another mom of two boys here.  I always thought I'd have a girl, but no.  But it's been awesome!  I wouldn't have it any other way.  We have a lot of fun and I think they're two of the coolest people ever.  My advice would be to just let your boy figure out what he's interested in and watch the magic.  Oh and also, crying/emotions are acceptable.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Boys are great. They don’t criticize how you look.

All sons think their mothers are beautiful. And all boys think their moms are badass.

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

There’s a sweetness to my boys that totally surprised me

Agreed. Love is a little boy. They are adorable and so sweet and nice. I remember once when my son was sick at day care, he was about 4. I rushed there from work to get him, and his best friend was sitting right by his side, keeping him company till I got there. Boys ROCK

[kendi]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Damn Karine looks rough compared to how she looked when she first met Paul. He sucked the hot out of her.

Yeah, she doesn't look like she's the cleanest of persons. The way that she and Pole live really shocks me. It's like Hoarders.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Karine has dead eyes.

[kacesq]

How many seasons have we been treated to Pole and Kareenys dysfunction? I’m beyond caring.

[VioletNevermind]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Don’t forget the LEGOS strewn all over the floors. Feet killers!

Four words: Barbie shoes and accessories. 😭

[mmecorday]

I feel so sorry for Karine's mom! She knows Paul is a monster and she's scared for her daughter being so far away with him.

[Baltimore Betty]

4 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Paul is such a loser.

The very embodiment of that word.

[nytonc]

3 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

My 2 boys are 25 and 27 and there is still a sweetness to them ,at least with me

Mine is 38 and calls me every day. I hear from my daughter when she needs money lol

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, kacesq said:

How many seasons have we been treated to Pole and Kareenys dysfunction? I’m beyond caring.

Some of these people who keep coming back need to be weaned off the TLC teat

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

My 2 boys are 25 and 27 and there is still a sweetness to them ,at least with me

Yes, my son is 26 and is one of the kindest, gentlest people I ever knew. He is utterly beloved by his friends and its so gratifying to see.