90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[magemaud]

I lost my hair to chemo for breast cancer two years ago. Friends who were cancer survivors advised me against getting a human hair wig because of the maintenance involved but I swore if I had to wear a wig it was going to be a good one. And price be damned! Turns out, they were right! My wig was expensive but I have no styling expertise so it looked terrible and I hated wearing it. There are so many cute, inexpensive synthetic hair wigs out there that maintain their style without any effort on your part. No need to have just one “look.” Have fun with it! 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Missed the first bit of D&S. Loading the dishwasher. RIP potato masher. Took out the garbage, scraped the bbq.

All of that is much, MUCH more interesting than Darcy and Stacey! 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

All of that is much, MUCH more interesting than Darcy and Stacey! 

The masher lived a long life. Probably over 50 years old.  It has seen potatoes.

Also, it was pretty dark by 8 pm. Yiikes.

Edited September 21, 2020 by Frozendiva

[Mrs. Hanson]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Missed the first bit of D&S. Loading the dishwasher. RIP potato masher. Took out the garbage, scraped the bbq.

What you did was more interesting than the show.

[Pepper Mostly]

Can we all please have a moment of silence for @Frozendiva's potato masher? It has served out its days honorably, and mashed potatoes to perfection. May it rest peacefully. 

[Eldemarge]

She's scared to question Florian because he has anger issues and she's signing up for an abusive marriage.  I've seen enough here to know that.  Stacey will have to pretend that everything he does is fine and good all the time in order to avoid his rage.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ohhh that explains the eyebrow. 

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Can we all please have a moment of silence for @Frozendiva's potato masher? It has served out its days honorably, and mashed potatoes to perfection. May it rest peacefully. 

@FROZENDIVA should probably put a new potato masher on her vision board.

Edited September 21, 2020 by TazDevil

[Frozendiva]

It gets a good home in the garbage. Maybe I should fish it out tomorrow and give it a better send-off. I inherited it from my mother - well, took stuff from the house after she died.

[Pepper Mostly]

Put Florian on a plane and send him back to Albania, for crying out loud! He has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. 

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

It gets a good home in the garbage. Maybe I should fish it out tomorrow and give it a better send-off. I inherited it from my mother - well, took stuff from the house after she died.

Give it a Viking funeral! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is  Darcey always crying? Why was the name on the phone blurry? Is Georgi a fake name?

Edited September 21, 2020 by sainte-chapelle

[Eldemarge]

Okay, they've seen each other like...twice?  And she's acting like she's a wife in Saving Private Ryan or something.  I can't.

[Frozendiva]

Darcey looks pretty.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why is  Darcey always crying? 

Its her brand. 

[sagittarius sue]

11 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Put Florian on a plane and send him back to Albania, for crying out loud! He has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. 

Give it a Viking funeral! 

A little wood boat with a sacrifice of some potato slices surrounding it.  Epic!

[Frozendiva]

The Chantels are back? One less show for me to watch.

[Emmeline]

1 hour ago, Leilani said:

A gin fizz and a cheese steak sounds good right about now.

Oh my god, yes a cheese steak!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Stacey. You are in for a world of hurt. 

[Frozendiva]

Why is Florian looking downward? Guilty?

[Eldemarge]

Stacey: "We will NOT be defeated!"   Florian:  ..... (looks totally defeated)

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is anyone fighting over unattractive, vulpine Florian? 

[GrammyPammy]

I restarted HEA (instead of watching Ditzy and Spacey) because I missed part of it. When Angela and Skyla were conversing on the couch, I spotted the (African) bride topper proudly displayed on a shelf behind Angela’s head! Didn’t know whether to laugh or cry...

It made me happy to see that Skyla was hugging and loving on her sister’s kids as well as her own.

Edited September 21, 2020 by GrammyPammy
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[Pepper Mostly]

Stacy, you are not 15. What do you care what some rando posts on Instagram? Block her and move on. sheesh. 

[Frozendiva]

A girl can leave junior high or high school, but they don't leave her.

[goofygirl]

Does that girl think that's Stacey she's talking to??

Edited September 21, 2020 by goofygirl

[Grifter Lives]

Once again, Darcey's the Silva Army, just like in junior high school.  So, she donned her military gear to confront the Albanian Instagrammer.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, I thought Stacy and Florian talked and put this behind them. Now Darcy's calling this woman behind Florian's back? Shit stirrers, the pair of them. 

Edited September 21, 2020 by Pepper Mostly

[Grifter Lives]

Darcey's accusing another woman of being fake and doing things just to get attention. 

"Stay out of my life!"  Double entendre.

[Frozendiva]

Wearing a Gucci headband.

[Eldemarge]

I don't know what's on Darcey's head but from the back, it looks like a Gucci hay bale.

Edited September 21, 2020 by Eldemarge

[GrammyPammy]

27 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why was the name on the phone blurry? Is Georgi a fake name?

It probably said something like “F*ckmaster”.

Edited September 21, 2020 by GrammyPammy

[TazDevil]

The mystery of Darcey's Strikes Back room will be solved next week!  

Edited September 21, 2020 by TazDevil

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok why is Florians suit  5 sizes too small

[goofygirl]

Are we talking about Pillow Talk here too?  Or go to the other one?? All this BS with Larissa... Jeebus.

[Emmeline]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did they do Mama June? 🤮

No, but she was on the Botched looking for a tummy tuck.  They told her she needed to lose more weight.  That was before she had any of the cosmetic surgeries on her WE show.  

[2dogmom]

37 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why is anyone fighting over unattractive, vulpine Florian? 

I had to google vulpine.  well played.

 

[magemaud]

All this time I’ve gotten his name wrong, it’s “The Florian.” 

[Frozendiva]

The Florian sounds like some unwanted body fungus.

[Auntie Anxiety]

To me, Florian looks like a serial killing axe murderer.

Maybe everyone decided to bag this show? I’ve considered it, trust me.

[Pepper Mostly]

Good evening, friends! I want you. all to know that I'm a real person, I'm just very shy. Please wire $1000 to my account, thanks. I'll see you after my nephew's hockey game. 

DAVID's giving tips on not getting scammed? Oh that is precious.  

[Frozendiva]

Lana's body language shows almost no interest. She could be David's pet.

[Zombness]

Good evening everyone!!!   David giving tips on how not to be scammed ????  

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can see David sitting down in the rocking chair and knitting a sweater with the cat hair that collects in the corners and underneath that prissy couch.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Good evening, friends! I want you. all to know that I'm a real person, I'm just very shy. Please wire $1000 to my account, thanks. I'll see you after my nephew's hockey game. 

DAVID's giving tips on not getting scammed? Oh that is precious.  

I might have a couple bucks' worth of Canadian Tire money.

[Grifter Lives]

David doesn't use the Russian language he learned, despite $100K of online dating with Ukranian women.  It's his territory, after all.

[Frozendiva]

Lana won't be truthful about her cut of the site's earnings. $500? LOLOLOL.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So are David and Lana still engaged? It sounds like she’s been ghosting him.

[TazDevil]

I don't think David is watching the same show as everyone else.

[Straycat80]

David is so delusional and I still say Lana is a paid actress. 

[Grifter Lives]

Is that a girl who doesn't want to be with me?

Obviously, yes.  She can't even turn her body toward you.  She stiffens, instead.