Heather Dubrow:"Let Them Eat Cake, But Don't Touch My Bow."

[ivygirl]

9 hours ago, mbaywife123 said:

Hope I didn't bring up bad memories for you. (If you are local you know what I am referring to, I'm sorry if the girls were friends of yours.

If you go direct to the Carolands website and go into events you can enter the lottery (the tours are free!).

I do know the story but I don't have any personal connection to it.  But thank you for your concern!

My friends were just crazy guys who liked to drive around and try to see what was going on there. Which was usually nothing. :)

I entered the lottery too! Thanks :) didn't realize the tours were free! I still have a sourpuss from having expensive tickets to another home tour and, thanks to bad directions, not even finding the house and missing the tour! Grr

Edited August 25, 2016 by ivygirl

[slitz]

Anyone else notice that in Heather's last two podcasts she has not talked about the show?  Nor has she posted a blog to the Bravo website.  Curious about that.  I was really hoping to hear her thoughts on Meghan's sushi dinner party and this weeks' episode as well.

[walnutqueen]

On 8/24/2016 at 10:22 AM, SuzWhat said:

I wish I had friends with a porte-cashere.   Goals. 

Would you settle for a Porta-Potty?  'Cause I'm just one plumbing repair away from that.  ;-)

[Giselle]

Jeff Lewis and Heather both live in glass houses and better duck when the rocks start flying.

 

At least someone clued Heather in on the proper way to pronounce porte-cochère. 

Edited August 28, 2016 by Giselle

[Mu Shu]

On August 24, 2016 at 4:31 PM, ElDosEquis said:

I love house porn, but I cannot stand the real estate shows where people REFUSE to buy a house because there is no puerta de cochino or some other stupid reason.

The mention of open concept, marble counters, en suite bathrooms and walk in closets make me howl.

When I hear someone drop a cliché or some kind of designer term for something ordinary?

I stop taking people seriously.

I just want a nice private place to poop really.

Cant wait to see how Dubrow Manor comes out.   As for the assistant/butt kisser, she pusses me off for no real reason.   She probably works hard for the money.    Heather is more anal than Rocco Sifreddi.  

[ElDosEquis]

19 hours ago, Mu Shu said:

I just want a nice private place to poop really.

Cant wait to see how Dubrow Manor comes out.   As for the assistant/butt kisser, she pusses me off for no real reason.   She probably works hard for the money.    Heather is more anal than Rocco Sifreddi.  

200 points for the porn tie-in!!!!

Heather is the worst kind of mom.

She probably sends her kids to a private school and there? They hear shit 10 times as bad as what adults say?

I know this isn't funny but I have a gal pal who has a son. One day we were chatting and she blurted out that she came across some porn web sites on her computer, She asked her husband who knew nothing about it.

Her son, a private school tween, was visiting the porn 'squirting' sites. Seems like him and his buddies were exchanging them via email!

I already had two motorcycles, three girlfriends and had worked for about 15 years before I found out that some women possess that trait?

[KnotsLanding]

I know Heather is uptight and all, but has she not been around Tamra and Vicki for years now? She can miss me with these pearls she's clutching over Kelly. I think the only reason she's overreacting is because beyond her usual tired bickering with Terry, she has absolutely no storyline or strong connection to any of the ladies. This season she is just "there." When it comes to the left over Brooks drama, Tamra and Shannon were closer to Vicki so that pushes Heather out of that story and the only new story is Shannon vs Kelly so she needs to insert herself into that so she isn't completely left out of everything. 

[ElDosEquis]

On ‎8‎/‎28‎/‎2016 at 10:13 AM, Giselle said:

Jeff Lewis and Heather both live in glass houses and better duck when the rocks start flying.

At least someone clued Heather in on the proper way to pronounce porte-cochère. 

I'd pick Lewis over Cruella DuBrow, any day!

[Watermelon]

1 hour ago, KnotsLanding said:

I know Heather is uptight and all, but has she not been around Tamra and Vicki for years now? She can miss me with these pearls she's clutching over Kelly. I think the only reason she's overreacting is because beyond her usual tired bickering with Terry, she has absolutely no storyline or strong connection to any of the ladies. This season she is just "there." When it comes to the left over Brooks drama, Tamra and Shannon were closer to Vicki so that pushes Heather out of that story and the only new story is Shannon vs Kelly so she needs to insert herself into that so she isn't completely left out of everything. 

Tamra & Vickie are terrible, but they weren't calling people cunts 2 weeks into their filming. 

That Kelly is way too much way too soon, and I would be over her too.

[KnotsLanding]

Kelly calling someone the C word on a Real Housewives show is par the course. I shudder to think of how Heather would've reacted on RHOBH where Erika not only calls her fellow cast members that negatively, but as a compliment as well. Kelly responded in typical Real Housewives fashion: over the top, vulgar and dramatic. It is nothing Heather hasn't seen time and time again.

[WireWrap]

25 minutes ago, KnotsLanding said:

Kelly calling someone the C word on a Real Housewives show is par the course. I shudder to think of how Heather would've reacted on RHOBH where Erika not only calls her fellow cast members that negatively, but as a compliment as well. Kelly responded in typical Real Housewives fashion: over the top, vulgar and dramatic. It is nothing Heather hasn't seen time and time again.

Yes, on other HW shows the word is thrown around by a few HWs but that has not been the case on the OC show, Kelly is the first.

[KnotsLanding]

The word may not have been said, but there has been wine throwing and actual fights on this show far worse than someone calling a housewife a name while sitting across from them at a table. And Heather has witnessed far worse events since she's been on the show. I do think there's a chance she's truly horrified and offended, but considering her past history I'm more inclined to believe she is playing up for the cameras since she has no storyline this season.

[WireWrap]

4 minutes ago, KnotsLanding said:

The word may not have been said, but there has been wine throwing and actual fights on this show far worse than someone calling a housewife a name while sitting across from them at a table. And Heather has witnessed far worse events since she's been on the show. I do think there's a chance she's truly horrified and offended, but considering her past history I'm more inclined to believe she is playing up for the cameras since she has no storyline this season.

I believed her when she said she just hit the wall that night. It happens to all of us, things we would normally let go suddenly become bigger than they are. Heather, herself, doesn't swear very often and Kelly's vulgar tirade came out of nowhere in a small room that had paper thin walls. Appearances are very important to Heather, they always have been and always will be and she was embarrassed to be a part of that in public and I doubt she would have reacted as strongly had it happened in a more private setting. LOL

[Watermelon]

I do think that it being public in an aunthentic Japanese restaurant, plus Kelly being brand new, then there's a cunt and a dumb fuck and it's like Jeeze, what did I sign up for.

[HunterHunted]

23 hours ago, ElDosEquis said:

I'd pick Lewis over Cruella DuBrow, any day!

Different strokes for different folks. I would never in a million years pick Jeff over Heather. Jeff's boundaries are atrocious. Heather is a haughty snob, but Jeff would go through your trash, your email, and your voicemail. I don't trust him one bit. Plus I could never figure out how he and Jenni worked but side by side for months while he was suiing her. She was/is the executive producer of Flipping Out and Interior Therapy, they were filming constantly, but somehow Jeff couldn't sit down and have a conversation with her about his concerns with her book. At some point they completely stopped speaking, but spent 10 hours a day together. Heather would tell you she thinks you're a trash box.

[MatildaMoody]

On 8/30/2016 at 1:11 PM, WireWrap said:

Heather, herself, doesn't swear very often and Kelly's vulgar tirade came out of nowhere in a small room that had paper thin walls.

I don't buy it that Heather doesn't swear very often. I think that she can hold her own with the likes of Vicki and Tamra when it comes to swearing up a storm. I just think that she is carefully cultivating her TV image to make it seem as though she doesn't swear. Just because it is rare that we see her drop the f-bomb, doesn't mean she doesn't do it as often as the other women. 

[WireWrap]

30 minutes ago, MatildaMoody said:

I don't buy it that Heather doesn't swear very often. I think that she can hold her own with the likes of Vicki and Tamra when it comes to swearing up a storm. I just think that she is carefully cultivating her TV image to make it seem as though she doesn't swear. Just because it is rare that we see her drop the f-bomb, doesn't mean she doesn't do it as often as the other women. 

If this were true, both Vicki and Tamra would have outed that on the show or at a reunion by now but neither of them have. Even Alexis and Gretchen never claimed that Heather cusses either on or off camera. IMO, Heather uses swear words like hell, shit and dam but stays away from F and others harder swear words as much as possible. I am like that as well, so much so that when I do say F, people are always shocked I said it because I rarely use the word. LOL

[ElDosEquis]

4 hours ago, HunterHunted said:

Different strokes for different folks. I would never in a million years pick Jeff over Heather. Jeff's boundaries are atrocious. Heather is a haughty snob, but Jeff would go through your trash, your email, and your voicemail. I don't trust him one bit. Plus I could never figure out how he and Jenni worked but side by side for months while he was suiing her. She was/is the executive producer of Flipping Out and Interior Therapy, they were filming constantly, but somehow Jeff couldn't sit down and have a conversation with her about his concerns with her book. At some point they completely stopped speaking, but spent 10 hours a day together. Heather would tell you she thinks you're a trash box.

Jeff is out there with his neuroses. You know what you are dealing with and I'd trust him calling me a trash box.

Pleather pretends she had a right grip on things?

That and I'd never be caught dead in her presence, she is from another socioeconomic slice of life than the one that I occupy.
I'd never stoop to her level and I do mean 'stoop'?

[ElDosEquis]

I was cruising thru life and Cruella comes on some show and she is talking about the book that she and Scary wrote...

She explained it as thus....

They both tried all kinds of stupid Human Beauty Tricks and wrote about them to let people know which worked....

Huh?

Like you are sticking leeches to your ass, to let people know they don't work? I guess they are trying to keep people from being stupid, by being stupid themselves?

Holy shit, I don't need anyone to tell me that smearing peanut butter on my skin and wrapping myself in Tyvek isn't going to make me any more desirable/skinny/tighter?

I see it more as looking for another item in their snake oil and lotion offerings on the shopping channels?

[Giselle]

Poor Heather and Terry still not the biggest and grandest in Crystal Cove.

http://m.ocregister.com/articles/home-693173-county-square.html

[ElDosEquis]

Poor pleather, she is going to have to wait tables while she waits for a job....

https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/86786d77-cbe5-3325-83c7-b340adfbd37d/ss_heather-dubrow-no-longer-gets.html

[HunterHunted]

3 hours ago, ElDosEquis said:

Poor pleather, she is going to have to wait tables while she waits for a job....

https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/86786d77-cbe5-3325-83c7-b340adfbd37d/ss_heather-dubrow-no-longer-gets.html

Heather's contention is that she doesn't get acting work because she's too well known thanks to the show and people have a hard time distinguishing between Heather Dubrow and the character she is playing. Her argument is believable, except that Nene owes her entire career to RHoA and her larger than life personality. In that way, she's really similar to Wendy Williams. You only hire a Nene Leakes or Wendy Williams because you have a character that is a lot like them that you want them to play.

Heather's issue is that she's over 40, just an ok actress, and doesn't have enough of a personality to overcome that. She's an uptight condescending snob, but in a way that is mostly boring and normal. It's not like she's the Dowager Countess asking "what's a weekend?" or Pettifleur saying to her sister "who can remember all the details" when it's revealed that Pettifleur has no idea what her sister does for a living. Hell, she's not even as interesting as Sonja Havisham Morgan who manages to be a condescending snob in her crumbling townhouse with no hot water, no air conditioning, and intermittent heat.

[SCS]

This clip from yesterseason shows the condescending bitchitude that Heather can never quite suppress. Shannon's pain, as she tries to have this discussion, is palpable. If this scene was scripted, then Shannon's acting chops outpace Heather's significantly:

 

Edited October 16, 2016 by steelcitysister
just 'cause

[zoeysmom]

Heather has a new series-"Heather's Closet".  Her closet is fabulous.  http://people.com/style/real-housewives-of-orange-county-heather-dubrows-closet-tour/

[ElDosEquis]

On ‎10‎/‎15‎/‎2016 at 9:00 PM, HunterHunted said:

Heather's contention is that she doesn't get acting work because she's too well known thanks to the show and people have a hard time distinguishing between Heather Dubrow and the character she is playing. Her argument is believable, except that Nene owes her entire career to RHoA and her larger than life personality. In that way, she's really similar to Wendy Williams. You only hire a Nene Leakes or Wendy Williams because you have a character that is a lot like them that you want them to play.

Heather's issue is that she's over 40, just an ok actress, and doesn't have enough of a personality to overcome that. She's an uptight condescending snob, but in a way that is mostly boring and normal. It's not like she's the Dowager Countess asking "what's a weekend?" or Pettifleur saying to her sister "who can remember all the details" when it's revealed that Pettifleur has no idea what her sister does for a living. Hell, she's not even as interesting as Sonja Havisham Morgan who manages to be a condescending snob in her crumbling townhouse with no hot water, no air conditioning, and intermittent heat.

thanksgiving is on Thursday this year!

[WireWrap]

Here is something that might shock some, Heather swears, a lot off camera! LOL http://tamaratattles.com/2016/11/16/heather-dubrow-actually-loves-the-c-word/#more-23915 I admit, I am not surprised at all. I sometimes swear at home or with close friends but not so much in public and I never yell swear at all, let alone yell C you next Tuesday in a restaurant. LOL

[DeeplyShallow]

On 11/10/2016 at 6:09 PM, zoeysmom said:

Heather has a new series-"Heather's Closet".  Her closet is fabulous.  http://people.com/style/real-housewives-of-orange-county-heather-dubrows-closet-tour/

I'll be honest, I couldn't make it more than halfway through. It just all seemed so...gross to me. I'm not anti-labels or luxury but everything about the video, her, the closet, the "aren't you privileged to see all of this and maybe win a hand me down" was gross.

[HunterHunted]

Maybe we've overdosed or had our fill of candid tours of rich ladies' closets. Though I've got to say when you go visit someone with a fantastic wardrobe, it's hard to not ask to see their closet.

Back before I bought my house and could spend more money on clothes, I used to have friends ask for closet tours when they came to visit me in my apartments. I used to have at least a hundred pairs of shoes, a weird mix of designer, basic, and custom made (usually dutch wax print) clothing. I also had come across this super cheap collection of vintage Elsa Schiaparelli hats, Gucci clothes from their first collection, and a ton of vintage Pucci and DVF wrap dresses.

[DeeplyShallow]

10 hours ago, HunterHunted said:

Maybe we've overdosed or had our fill of candid tours of rich ladies' closets. Though I've got to say when you go visit someone with a fantastic wardrobe, it's hard to not ask to see their closet.

Back before I bought my house and could spend more money on clothes, I used to have friends ask for closet tours when they came to visit me in my apartments. I used to have at least a hundred pairs of shoes, a weird mix of designer, basic, and custom made (usually dutch wax print) clothing. I also had come across this super cheap collection of vintage Elsa Schiaparelli hats, Gucci clothes from their first collection, and a ton of vintage Pucci and DVF wrap dresses.

To me, that's different. Her closet tour and video isn't candid. It's a huge ego stroking, "I'm giving you lucky pleebs a peek into my faaaaaaaabulous life because my life is SO amazing and I know you could never attain this level of fabulousness, so here's a crumb." 

It's different than seeing what interesting finds a friend has in their closet. It's bragging because you think you're better than someone vs. seeing interesting pieces a friend came across.

[Mu Shu]

I need to see Heathers closet.  I don't care if she's rubbing my nose in it,  I need to gawk at her stuff.  

[Almost 3000]

49 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

I need to see Heathers closet.  I don't care if she's rubbing my nose in it,  I need to gawk at her stuff.  

Her current "Closet" episode has her floating in a sea of her tulle wedding dress. Yes, really. I couldn't believe it. Who does she think she is? Carrie Bradshaw waiting for Aleksandr Petrovsky in Paris. At least Adrienne Maloof had hers discreetly stuffed and mounted. Maybe Heather should have hers stuffed and mounted too, with her in it. I don't even hate Heather but interviewing yourself, in your old wedding dress, from your closet is just a tad to narcissistic even for a Real Housewife. Heather, get a clue, we're laughing at you and not impressed.

[motorcitymom65]

On 11/20/2016 at 11:19 AM, DeeplyShallow said:

To me, that's different. Her closet tour and video isn't candid. It's a huge ego stroking, "I'm giving you lucky pleebs a peek into my faaaaaaaabulous life because my life is SO amazing and I know you could never attain this level of fabulousness, so here's a crumb." 

It's different than seeing what interesting finds a friend has in their closet. It's bragging because you think you're better than someone vs. seeing interesting pieces a friend came across.

But they all do it. Lisa V has several closet tours you can view. Some she has done for Bravo, and others for ABC and other outlets. She shows you tons of bags none of us could ever afford, jewels that are incredible, and other items that are collectors items or special things made for her by a favorite designer. It doesn't come across as her thinking she is better, but that she is giving folks a glimpse of something that might be interesting. Kyle, Ramona, Jill Z, and tons of the other HW's have done it. Even Brandi did a sad little closet tour. Kim R too. For a lot of people, seeing where they live, what they wear, and how they vacation is a part of what they like about these shows. Personally, I could care less. 

Edited November 23, 2016 by motorcitymom65

[zoeysmom]

15 hours ago, Almost 3000 said:

Her current "Closet" episode has her floating in a sea of her tulle wedding dress. Yes, really. I couldn't believe it. Who does she think she is? Carrie Bradshaw waiting for Aleksandr Petrovsky in Paris. At least Adrienne Maloof had hers discreetly stuffed and mounted. Maybe Heather should have hers stuffed and mounted too, with her in it. I don't even hate Heather but interviewing yourself, in your old wedding dress, from your closet is just a tad to narcissistic even for a Real Housewife. Heather, get a clue, we're laughing at you and not impressed.

Kyle and Heather had an interesting chat about their wedding dresses and mentioned Maloof's encased dress.  Apparently, Kyle's is in a ball in the attic, obviously Heather took care of hers but said they need to be re-treated every 20 years.  I think what made it remarkable is after four kids Heather can still fit in her dress.

I admit I enjoy seeing the closets. 

[heatherchandler]

On ‎11‎/‎20‎/‎2016 at 10:19 AM, DeeplyShallow said:

To me, that's different. Her closet tour and video isn't candid. It's a huge ego stroking, "I'm giving you lucky pleebs a peek into my faaaaaaaabulous life because my life is SO amazing and I know you could never attain this level of fabulousness, so here's a crumb." 

It's different than seeing what interesting finds a friend has in their closet. It's bragging because you think you're better than someone vs. seeing interesting pieces a friend came across.

Yes, you are so right - it is just bragging!

I cannot imagine standing in front of my closet showing off my stuff.  "I have this and this and this..."  So tacky.  I am grossed out.

[Almost 3000]

36 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

Kyle and Heather had an interesting chat about their wedding dresses and mentioned Maloof's encased dress.  Apparently, Kyle's is in a ball in the attic, obviously Heather took care of hers but said they need to be re-treated every 20 years.  I think what made it remarkable is after four kids Heather can still fit in her dress.

I admit I enjoy seeing the closets. 

I like seeing them too. Heather just bugs. Maybe its that she lacks enough charm to mask the smug. Bethenny did a closet thing for a few web episodes before she cashed in Skinnygirl and gave some really good tips. The one I always remember was she had many of her items tailored properly and her outfits really did look great on her. Heather is another one who's clothes always fit well so I'll give her that. 

[Mu Shu]

I like to see rich people flaunt their stuff as much as I like to watch Randy Santel eat several pounds of food in one sitting.   I know I can't afford Chanel such and such or 10,000 calories in one sitting,  but I like to live vicariously through other people.  Keeps me less fat and poor.

[HunterHunted]

4 hours ago, Almost 3000 said:

I like seeing them too. Heather just bugs. Maybe its that she lacks enough charm to mask the smug. Bethenny did a closet thing for a few web episodes before she cashed in Skinnygirl and gave some really good tips. The one I always remember was she had many of her items tailored properly and her outfits really did look great on her. Heather is another one who's clothes always fit well so I'll give her that. 

Bethenny is right. Always (if you can afford it) have everything tailored to you. It makes a world of difference. And don't forget having skirts and pants hemmed to the right length. I have a 33 inch inseam and when I discover brands that have pants available in different lengths, I'll go on a crazy buying spree.

Always organize by type of clothing item and color. It makes finding items that much easier. Never hang sweaters.

[Mu Shu]

On 11/23/2016 at 3:25 PM, HunterHunted said:

Bethenny is right. Always (if you can afford it) have everything tailored to you. It makes a world of difference. And don't forget having skirts and pants hemmed to the right length. I have a 33 inch inseam and when I discover brands that have pants available in different lengths, I'll go on a crazy buying spree.

Always organize by type of clothing item and color. It makes finding items that much easier. Never hang sweaters.

Heather has to have all her clothes tailored.  They just drape so beautifully.   With the exception of that pink reunion mess.  I don't know who chose it for her. All the reunion dresses were hideous, IMO.  

I have a degree in fashion design, and a closet full of shapeless crap from Ross.  I keep saying I'm going to tailor the best of the mess, but never get around to it.  I used to get all my outer clothing from Goodwill in a size or two up and tailored it.  Now I'm lazy and dress like crap.  

[Mu Shu]

On 11/23/2016 at 3:25 PM, HunterHunted said:

Bethenny is right. Always (if you can afford it) have everything tailored to you. It makes a world of difference. And don't forget having skirts and pants hemmed to the right length. I have a 33 inch inseam and when I discover brands that have pants available in different lengths, I'll go on a crazy buying spree.

Always organize by type of clothing item and color. It makes finding items that much easier. Never hang sweaters.

Heather has to have all her clothes tailored.  They just drape so beautifully.   With the exception of that pink reunion mess.  I don't know who chose it for her. All the reunion dresses were hideous, IMO.  

I have a degree in fashion design, and a closet full of shapeless crap from Ross.  I keep saying I'm going to tailor the best of the mess, but never get around to it.  I used to get all my outer clothing from Goodwill in a size or two up and tailored it.  Now I'm lazy and dress like crap.  

[Mu Shu]

On 11/23/2016 at 3:25 PM, HunterHunted said:

Bethenny is right. Always (if you can afford it) have everything tailored to you. It makes a world of difference. And don't forget having skirts and pants hemmed to the right length. I have a 33 inch inseam and when I discover brands that have pants available in different lengths, I'll go on a crazy buying spree.

Always organize by type of clothing item and color. It makes finding items that much easier. Never hang sweaters.

Heather has to have all her clothes tailored.  They just drape so beautifully.   With the exception of that pink reunion mess.  I don't know who chose it for her. All the reunion dresses were hideous, IMO.  

I have a degree in fashion design, and a closet full of shapeless crap from Ross.  I keep saying I'm going to tailor the best of the mess, but never get around to it.  I used to get all my outer clothing from Goodwill in a size or two up and tailored it.  Now I'm lazy and dress like crap.  

[misschung]

3 hours ago, Mu Shu said:

Heather has to have all her clothes tailored.  They just drape so beautifully.   With the exception of that pink reunion mess.  I don't know who chose it for her. All the reunion dresses were hideous, IMO.  

I have a degree in fashion design, and a closet full of shapeless crap from Ross.  I keep saying I'm going to tailor the best of the mess, but never get around to it.  I used to get all my outer clothing from Goodwill in a size or two up and tailored it.  Now I'm lazy and dress like crap.  

lol! Listen, I'm with you with the exception of the degree in fashion design. 

[HunterHunted]

22 hours ago, Mu Shu said:

Heather has to have all her clothes tailored.  They just drape so beautifully.   With the exception of that pink reunion mess.  I don't know who chose it for her. All the reunion dresses were hideous, IMO.  

I have a degree in fashion design, and a closet full of shapeless crap from Ross.  I keep saying I'm going to tailor the best of the mess, but never get around to it.  I used to get all my outer clothing from Goodwill in a size or two up and tailored it.  Now I'm lazy and dress like crap.  

 

19 hours ago, misschung said:

lol! Listen, I'm with you with the exception of the degree in fashion design. 

If you don't know where to find a tailor, I always suggest Burlington Coat Factory. They usually have a tailor in the mens department.

One of the things that I mourned moving from Pennsylvania to Texas is that I had finally found a fantastic and cheap reweaver who also did some embroidery. She was really good and could fix almost any sweater and her prices were so low that I would find end of season cashmere sweaters at Marshall's or T.J.Maxx for $20 or $30 and have her reweave them into sweaters that resembled the fall sweater trends and she usually charged $40 or $50. I would only do it with a sweater or two a year, but I loved being able to replicate a trend for less than $100 in really quality material.

[Almost 3000]

If you go to Heather's Instagram she's posted a video of Max at her holiday show singing "All I Want for Christmas is You" (is that the name?) anyway she's pretty good and sounds very adult. The suit she's wearing is unfortunate though.

[Baltimore Betty]

I watched the Heather Dubrow Closet Tour and it is a "Wow" but the real jealousy with me is that fact she can see everything in her closet instead of my jumbled mess of once neat piles of sweaters that happen at the end of the week I would love to have enough space to see and get to everything, space is what I am jealous of. 

BTW, that champagne button has got to be a fun fake, I have been in more than one small private airplane and the pilots always have a fun fake Panic Button on the controls.  It always makes me giggle.

Of all the parties that BH has had the best parties shown have been Kyle's White Parties.  Not only does she have entertainment but she goes OTT with the food...Erika should take a page from Kyle's book on hosting a much talked about affair, that birthday party was on par with Heather's "bow" party, it was all about the cake, lol.

[WireWrap]

Heather/Terry's daughter, Max, singing, she is pretty darn good if I say so myself! LOL

[ivygirl]

I was watching SNL and in one of the skits (about a bookstore focusing on romance novels), one of the authors was named "Feather Dubrow." This can't be a coincidence because I think Aidy (who was the main female character in the skit) is a big Housewives fan. A little thing, but I LOL'ed anyway :)

[riffraff]

Omg Heather at Tamra's Bachelorette party peeking over the chair with the rubber gloves on, as the Mexican strippers hump Vicki and Gretchen was hilarious.  Her eyes looked like they were going to pop out of her head. And she was spraying that sanitizer like it was holy water. 

[HunterHunted]

I loved Heather at the bachelorette party.

It reminded me of a bunch of girls in my freshman college dorm who went a strip club on ladies night. We were a bunch of honors dorm nerds, many of whom had limited experience with men. I didn't go, but my friends came back scandalized by all of the waving willies. They all looked a bit like Heather.

[riffraff]

Oh Jesus yes. I've never laughed so hard. How did she get those gloves on so fast?? 

[teapot]

On ‎11‎/‎20‎/‎2016 at 0:17 AM, HunterHunted said:

Maybe we've overdosed or had our fill of candid tours of rich ladies' closets. Though I've got to say when you go visit someone with a fantastic wardrobe, it's hard to not ask to see their closet.

Back before I bought my house and could spend more money on clothes, I used to have friends ask for closet tours when they came to visit me in my apartments. I used to have at least a hundred pairs of shoes, a weird mix of designer, basic, and custom made (usually dutch wax print) clothing. I also had come across this super cheap collection of vintage Elsa Schiaparelli hats, Gucci clothes from their first collection, and a ton of vintage Pucci and DVF wrap dresses.

...drooling. 

On ‎11‎/‎23‎/‎2016 at 3:25 PM, HunterHunted said:

Bethenny is right. Always (if you can afford it) have everything tailored to you. It makes a world of difference. And don't forget having skirts and pants hemmed to the right length. I have a 33 inch inseam and when I discover brands that have pants available in different lengths, I'll go on a crazy buying spree.

Always organize by type of clothing item and color. It makes finding items that much easier. Never hang sweaters.

I'm not quite 5'2 and almost every time I buy jeans I have to add $15 to the cost to have the tailor hem them (I'm not talented with a needle and thread!)  sometimes I buy what regular people call "cropped" & that works too.