S06.E13: Season Finale

[OnceSane]

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The four remaining couples spend one last night in the fantasy suites before deciding if they are ready to take their relationships to the next level. Alumni couples return. The identity of the next bachelor is revealed.

Airs September 17, 2019.

[nutty1]

Let the games begin....and let this season end...finally!

[CindyBee]

Yay, the end is here.   

Way too much of Blake's Stagecoach story line for me (like I have no idea how Chris and Katie became a couple) 

[nutty1]

Katie is beautiful. 

[Nowhere]

The vocal fry is already on fleek tonight! 

And btw none of these couples are believable. 

[CindyBee]

I see a bubble over Clay's head "how can I get out of this without looking like a jerk?"

[nutty1]

I finally heard Nicole say “relaship”. What the heck?!

[ECM1231]

Nicole the Inquisitor! She is not backing down! See Clay squirm!

[CindyBee]

Never thought that Dylan would be the one guy from Hannah's season to make it to the end of Paradise

[JenE4]

I cackled at seeing Nicole watching the fireworks alone. She’s been such a spiteful bitch and so needlessly cruel to Clay’s ex—somehow I forgot her name already. Nicole is getting the full brunt of all of my Wrong Reasons energy...so I’m sure Clay will propose to her after all. I have Right Reasons wishes for the rest of them.

[OnceSane]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

She’s been such a spiteful bitch and so needlessly cruel to Clay’s ex—somehow I forgot her name already.

Angela?

[DEL901]

Nicole is such an idiot.   They have only known each other 21 days and she dated two other guys during that time.    

[nutty1]

I love ragging on Clay. But seriously, not knowing you love someone after 3 weeks is not unreasonable. 

[Ms Blue Jay]

13 minutes ago, ECM1231 said:

Nicole the Inquisitor! She is not backing down! See Clay squirm!

Bullying someone into loving her.  Interesting choice.  LOL

[CindyBee]

Come on Nicole, you are talking delusional nonsense about your fantasy suite being taken away.

Clay got lucky and now can go back to the gym in peace

[Nowhere]

Just now, DEL901 said:

Nicole is such an idiot.   They have only known each other 21 days and she dated two other guys during that time.    

Yeah. I was just about to post this. She loved him since their first kiss but then hardcore made out with someone else on the beach.

Haha!! What a fake ass break up. Nicole really thinks she can be the next bachelorette or something because that was an audition. 

[nittany cougar]

4 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

Nicole is such an idiot.   They have only known each other 21 days and she dated two other guys during that time.    

I think she is more in love with the idea of dating a former NFL player than with Clay himself.  They  didn't have much substance to their interactions and Clay wasn't that upset to leave her. Also, based on his previous conversation with his ex-girlfriend whose name I cannot remember, Clay has some controlling tendencies.  She is better off without him.

Edited September 18, 2019 by nittanycougar

[Nowhere]

I can’t be with you if you don’t love me already after less than a month, Clay! *holds up skirt and trots away*

*leaves behind glass slipper*

[CindyBee]

1 minute ago, Sarah Heart said:

Chris Harrison, words to live by

Be strong.

LOL

When I go into work tomorrow and face my boss, I'll remember those words!

[Ms Blue Jay]

13 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

Nicole is such an idiot.   They have only known each other 21 days and she dated two other guys during that time.    

This woman actually said "I love you so much".  Really?  Seriously?

LOL at Clay's reaction in the getaway car.  Wow.  He looked like he had just escaped......

[JenE4]

“I deserve love so deep that the ocean is jealous!” Ha! You’re not proposing after a month, so farewell forever!! 

[LakeGal]

I really like Katie's dress.

[Jax7917]

Oh shut up Nicole . If that other guy didn’t get kicked off of bachelor in paradise for fighting with Jordan , you’d still be making out with him . When you know, you know ... yet apparently you didn’t know when you were juggling 3 guys 

[saber5055]

Neil Lane promo alert!

[CindyBee]

Since Katie loves the LSU Tigers as much as I do, I'm happy she has her gotten her pseudo-happily ever after with Chris

[nutty1]

Aww. That proposal got to even  my cold shriveled heart. 

[ECM1231]

Yay! Old man Bukowski popped the question! Congrats to Katie and Chris!

[Ms Blue Jay]

I don't know how I feel about this.  I don't know what was wrong with just trying to date off the show first.

[Nowhere]

What is going on here? I’m still baffled by this season! Why is anyone getting engaged and why are we expected to believe that any of this is real after only a couple of weeks?

Good job on the facial expressions while Chris was spitting his bullshit, Katie. Now just keep doing that for two years so you can keep that ring. 

[saber5055]

Just now, Ms Blue Jay said:

I don't know how I feel about this.  I don't know what was wrong with just trying to date off the show first.

I agree, although I'm guessing you wouldn't get the big Neil Lane ring in the big Neil Lane box. So there's that.

[JenE4]

Buksowki and Katie are my Rightest Reasons proposal in Bachelor History! ❤️ I feel like I’m watching my child all grown up—saw you through the dramatic high school breakups until you found the one. Glad he came out of retirement!

[CindyBee]

Its a good thing that Dylan has selective memory and doesn't remember those 3 days that Hannah spent swapping spit with Blake in front of him.

[saber5055]

Was there a sale on long white dresses with blue flowers in the hotel gift shop last night?

[Nowhere]

Dylan is a stalker and we all know it. Hannah, you should be terrified. 

Side note: I can’t stand it when people say one million percent, or the like. One miiiiilllllllion percent is not a thing! You get one hundred and that’s it! Greedy fucks. 

[JenE4]

“You’ve shown me how much I can rely on you” and literally lie on on you. That’s Dylan did all summer—lying on Hannah like a twin with his cheek conjoined to her chest. Good luck with a lifetime of being the “big spoon,” Hannah.

[Ms Blue Jay]

Hannah and Dylan are only 24!

24!

Sorry that I keep being the party pooper but my god.  If I'm scared of CHRIS getting engaged you can only imagine how I feel about these children.......

[EllenB]

Did they stick microphones in the ocean?  Turn that noise down so I can hear the idiots!

[ECM1231]

Not buying Hannah's " love" for Dylan. He is head over heels but her, nope!

[DEL901]

12 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

I agree, although I'm guessing you wouldn't get the big Neil Lane ring in the big Neil Lane box. So there's that.

14 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

I don't know how I feel about this.  I don't know what was wrong with just trying to date off the show first.

You also wouldn’t be eligible for a Wedding in Paradise attended by dozens of your closest fame whores.  

[nutty1]

I don’t see any of these couples lasting. 

[saber5055]

3 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

Sorry that I keep being the party pooper but my god.  If I'm scared of CHRIS getting engaged you can only imagine how I feel about these children.......

So much this!

You guys have harshed my mellow about Dylan and Hannah being in Tru Luv 4 Evah. I was getting all smooshy about the proposal and engagement.

Thanks for bringing me back to my senses.

[Ms Blue Jay]

Okay, finally.  Demi and Kristian.  A couple I can actually imagine getting engaged for the Right Reasons.

[saber5055]

6 minutes ago, EllenB said:

Did they stick microphones in the ocean?  Turn that noise down so I can hear the idiots!

Thanks for pointing that out so now that's all I can hear is THE OCEAN!

[Ms Blue Jay]

Okay.  Damn.  That was romantic.  

[saber5055]

9 minutes ago, Nowhere said:

One miiiiilllllllion percent is not a thing! You get one hundred and that’s it! Greedy fucks. 

This made me laugh so hard. So thanks.

[kazza]

Did Katie just give Kristian a Bachelor Handshake?

[CindyBee]

4 minutes ago, nutty1 said:

I don’t see any of these couples lasting. 

Yeah all of them are even worse than Lace getting engaged to Grant (I think that was his name).   And of course Jordan and what's her name.

[Ms Blue Jay]

Tayshia, Hannah G., and Demi are just really, really pretty I must say.  Colton had some great choices.

LOLLLLLLLL Is it my imagination or did N O B O D Y cheer for Kristina?  I fucking love it!

Dean what the fuck are you wearing Babe

[nutty1]

No applause for Kristina. That was awkward. 

[saber5055]

Dean looks like he just rolled his van out of The Grand Ole Opry parking lot.