S09.E12: Bear With Me

[Drogo]

With only one week until decision day, all four couples head up to the mountains for a romantic couples retreat.

Airs 8/28/19. 

[gonecrackers]

JamieO needs to give Liz & Amber some material off of the blanket she's wearing.

[Retired at last]

Or some of her extensions!

[gonecrackers]

Liz said Jamie just "kept coming at her all day" after the shut up incident, so I understand her reaction more (poor table & dogs though).

[gonecrackers]

Matt has told Amber he "loves himself so much" he "doesn't have a love language".

Actually he just doesn't want any love language from Amber.

[cinsays]

So Liz saw nothing wrong with her behavior at the race car event? Really? Talking over the guy trying to talk was fine.  And the others said nothing either.  Dang

[TMI]

Liz and Amber are wearing blouses as dresses....really leave little for imagination

[cinsays]

2 minutes ago, TMI said:

Liz and Amber are wearing blouses as dresses....really leave little for imagination

Yeah, so ladylike.  Liz needs to burn that blouse - so very unflattering. 

[Brooklynista]

Shallow question:

Anybody know where I can find that grey throw Elizabeth and Jamie have? The one she keeps wrapping up in.

[Ohwell]

I'm confused.  Why are they showing this ax throwing shit with Greg and Deonna again?

So it looks like they're just rehashing stuff from the last episode.  Just saw Keith and Iris, now it's Amber and her friend.

Edited August 29, 2019 by Ohwell

[TMI]

Iris is delusional 

fork in the road,,,,are you kidding keith is going to run in the other direction as fast as he can

amber put on your big girl panties and kick matt to the CURB

[Kareem]

Wonder if Raven’s advice will help Amber at all...

[Brooklynista]

1 minute ago, Kareem said:

Wonder if Raven’s advice will help Amber at all...

Doubtful. Matt has been telling her the entire time but she refuses to hear it.

[meligator]

Even just saying Matt is not home out loud should be the spark for Amber to see what's coming.

[TMI]

jamie baiting liz again

He wiped her kiss off!!!

Edited August 29, 2019 by TMI
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[Kareem]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

Doubtful. Matt has been telling her the entire time but she refuses to hear it.

So true. That’s why I was hoping the unbiased opinion of that other dude would wake her up. 

Geez.  One eats like a goat and the other drinks like a pig.  

[gonecrackers]

Mr. c**t man can't stand being insulted.  The rules don't apply to him, obviously. I want to take that ice cream production bought him & shove it in his ugly ass face.

[meligator]

Jamie is terrible but Liz drives me insane.  Just separate for goodness sake.  You are awful together.

[LennieBriscoe]

I don't care if it's not cricket or PC or even nice; I think Amber is as plain as a beige wall in a beige room with beige carpeting. With awful lanky hair, like Chaucer's Pardoner: "Thinly they fell, like rat rails, one by one." She annoys me.

Ax-throwing, Deonna? Really? And could your turned-face greeting to Greg be any colder? 

Edited August 29, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[karenbrady]

Deonna is a tacky, embarrassing mess with that rag on her head arriving at the cabin. She's childish and I HATE that baby voice. Greg is desperate. Also, Iris has zero sex appeal and Jaime's head looks like a lightbulb when the camera zooms in. I'm more excited to see the bear. Also..NOT ONE OF THESE CHICKS are equipped to give each other or ANY OTHER WOMAN ON THE PLANET ANY DAMN INSIGHT!!!

Edited August 29, 2019 by karenbrady

[Elizabete]

It is as clear to everyone but Amber that Matt is only doing the show for a paycheck and to be a future reality “star”. He should marry a Kardashian for the number of collective brain cells between them could be counted on one hand. 

Poor Amber. I thought her BFF was her brother! They look so much alike. 

Spoiler

Edited August 29, 2019 by Elizabete
No spoiler. I’m just having a really tough computer day!

[Elizabete]

12 minutes ago, Elizabete said:

What just happened with my post?? LOL! (Operator Error)

Edited August 29, 2019 by Elizabete

[Ohwell]

I wouldn't want to eat any of Elizabeth's food.

Deonna's baby voice is grating.

[LennieBriscoe]

This trip would be my Hell, as I really don't like the dampness of mountainous areas, especially with inn-keepers who eschew televisions and AC in the rooms! 

Hahaha! About confronting the bear: Greg's "You know the Black guy always dies first!"

Edited August 29, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[VioletNevermind]

Oh, God, Matt.  Let’s put that penis away.  We all know you’re a big man.  

[2727]

Elizabeth is an animal advocate except when she's eating steak.

[LennieBriscoe]

So Matt would shoot that little bear. More about him to loathe.

Killing that spider, though? KILL IT! KILL IT DAID! #arachnophobe

Edited August 29, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[PupCal]

I love* fuckin Liz telling over people to chill out.

*=wait no not love. The other one: loathe

 

Also I'm 100% Iris here. Don't fuckin pressure me into drinking, especially tequila, before breakfast.

Edited August 29, 2019 by PupCal

[Elizzikra]

Beth really needs to shut up with the "I don't kill animals" sanctimony. We just saw her eat a rare steak. Does she not know that's dead cow? Granted she didn't slaughter it herself (I assume) but seriously??? Knock it off Big Red.

[Brooklynista]

The look on Amber's poor idiot face as Matt blathers on about their relationship.  He really has a gift for yapping without saying anything useful. 

Edited August 29, 2019 by Brooklynista

[gonecrackers]

Jamie droning on makes me sick.  Liz is a hypocrite with her judgement on everyone.

I'd be with Iris, making tea. zzzzzzzzz

[Ohwell]

I've gotta say, I was with Iris regarding the alcohol.  I drink, but I would have gotten sick too if I had alcohol in the morning.  

Elizabeth is the one loose cannon in the grouping and I'd hate to imagine her getting drunk.

[karenbrady]

14 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

I wouldn't want to eat any of Elizabeth's food.

Deonna's baby voice is grating.

I don't want anything to eat from that crazy couple and Deonnas voice is just ridic. Dinner looked YUMMY though.

[Kareem]

I thought the tequila thing was going on the night they got there.  

[Ohwell]

2 minutes ago, karenbrady said:

I don't want anything to eat from that crazy couple and Deonnas voice is just ridic. Dinner looked YUMMY though.

Did Jamie cook all of it?  I was in another room and missed some of it.

2 minutes ago, Kareem said:

I thought the tequila thing was going on the night they got there.  

I thought it was the next morning?  Maybe I'm wrong. 

[Straycat80]

Mr. Straycat says that’s a wood spider. If there’s one you can bet there are more around. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Deonna's neck has the lines of an elderly woman. Compare to Iris's neck.

[Elizabete]

9 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

2 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Did Jamie cook all of it?  I was in another room and missed some of it.

I thought it was the next morning?  Maybe I'm wrong. 

With Beth it could be both times. “Anytime is Tequilla time” BigRed

[gonecrackers]

I just want to vomit listening to Matt.  Can't blame Amber for chugging the booze.

Edited August 29, 2019 by gonecrackers

[configdotsys]

Wow. I came to read these posts and decide whether or not to watch this ep now or tomorrow. Sounds like a snoozefest.

[Ohwell]

Amber is such a sad sack.  

Elizabeth would like nothing more than for everyone to get drunk.

Why are these two idiots walking outside when there's a bear out there?  That is, unless the producers put the bear out there and then took it back to a wildlife preserve. 

Amber.  That hair.  Ugh, it looks like it stinks.

Iris shut the fuck up.  You think you're so damn smart.

[LennieBriscoe]

" I just need 'me time' so I can bring my best back to the marriage...." You can have LOTS of "me time" away from Amber, Matt....if you get a job!

[Kareem]

2 minutes ago, configdotsys said:

Wow. I came to read these posts and decide whether or not to watch this ep now or tomorrow. Sounds like a snoozefest.

An hour already. No fireworks.

[PupCal]

3 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Why are these two idiots walking outside when there's a bear out there?  That is, unless the producers put the bear out there and then took it back to a wildlife preserve.

The bear heard Liz's yammering and decided to nope the fuck out of there obviously.

Edited August 29, 2019 by PupCal

[Elizzikra]

Just now, LennieBriscoe said:

" I just need 'me time' so I can bring my best back to the marriage...." You can have LOTS of "me time" away from Amber, Matt....if you get a job!

And apparently he is back to staying out late/all night. Those two just need to end it already.

I love how Matt said he didn't want to "overthink" things -not sure he's capable of basic level thinking much less overthinking...

[gonecrackers]

1 minute ago, Ohwell said:

That is, unless the producers put the bear out there and then took it back to a wildlife preserve. 

Production plant bear.

Maybe spider too... wonder what other creatures they'll be releasing on the couples. They've already released Liz, that should be enough.

[Straycat80]

Matt is still not coming home at night? At this point I’m not feeling sorry for Amber at all. Girl as no self esteem. 

Iris is hanging on to that virginity forever. Definitely not giving it up before decision day I’ll bet. 

Edited August 29, 2019 by Straycat80

[Ohwell]

Deonna!  SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT SQUEAKY VOICE!

[Elizabete]

3 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Amber is such a sad sack.  

Elizabeth would like nothing more than for everyone to get drunk.

Why are these two idiots walking outside when there's a bear out there?  That is, unless the producers put the bear out there and then took it back to a wildlife preserve. 

Amber.  That hair.  Ugh, it looks like it stinks.

Iris shut the fuck up.  You think you're so damn smart.

Typically bears run away when they hear noise. It’s only when you startle them that they attack. Unless you live in Anchorage, Alaska...

Please NEVER feed bears. I’m guessing the bear shown is used to getting in the rental units garbage. The cabin owners should have bear resistant garbage bins in a locked gated area outside. 

[gonecrackers]

First time Deonna's getting on my nervous... maybe Greg will get a sticker for being such a good boy eating bugs for her.