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S09.E12: Bear With Me


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I don't care if it's not cricket or PC or even nice; I think Amber is as plain as a beige wall in a beige room with beige carpeting. With awful lanky hair, like Chaucer's Pardoner: "Thinly they fell, like rat rails, one by one." She annoys me.

Ax-throwing, Deonna? Really? And could your turned-face greeting to Greg be any colder? 

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Deonna is a tacky, embarrassing mess with that rag on her head arriving at the cabin. She's childish and I HATE that baby voice. Greg is desperate. Also, Iris has zero sex appeal and Jaime's head looks like a lightbulb when the camera zooms in. I'm more excited to see the bear. Also..NOT ONE OF THESE CHICKS are equipped to give each other or ANY OTHER WOMAN ON THE PLANET ANY DAMN INSIGHT!!!

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It is as clear to everyone but Amber that Matt is only doing the show for a paycheck and to be a future reality “star”. He should marry a Kardashian for the number of collective brain cells between them could be counted on one hand. 

Poor Amber. I thought her BFF was her brother! They look so much alike. 

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No spoiler. I’m just having a really tough computer day!
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2 minutes ago, karenbrady said:

I don't want anything to eat from that crazy couple and Deonnas voice is just ridic. Dinner looked YUMMY though.

Did Jamie cook all of it?  I was in another room and missed some of it.

2 minutes ago, Kareem said:

I thought the tequila thing was going on the night they got there.  

I thought it was the next morning?  Maybe I'm wrong. 

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Amber is such a sad sack.  

Elizabeth would like nothing more than for everyone to get drunk.

Why are these two idiots walking outside when there's a bear out there?  That is, unless the producers put the bear out there and then took it back to a wildlife preserve. 

Amber.  That hair.  Ugh, it looks like it stinks.

Iris shut the fuck up.  You think you're so damn smart.

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Just now, LennieBriscoe said:

" I just need 'me time' so I can bring my best back to the marriage...." You can have LOTS of "me time" away from Amber, Matt....if you get a job!

And apparently he is back to staying out late/all night. Those two just need to end it already.

I love how Matt said he didn't want to "overthink" things -not sure he's capable of basic level thinking much less overthinking...

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3 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Amber is such a sad sack.  

Elizabeth would like nothing more than for everyone to get drunk.

Why are these two idiots walking outside when there's a bear out there?  That is, unless the producers put the bear out there and then took it back to a wildlife preserve. 

Amber.  That hair.  Ugh, it looks like it stinks.

Iris shut the fuck up.  You think you're so damn smart.

Typically bears run away when they hear noise. It’s only when you startle them that they attack. Unless you live in Anchorage, Alaska...

Please NEVER feed bears. I’m guessing the bear shown is used to getting in the rental units garbage. The cabin owners should have bear resistant garbage bins in a locked gated area outside. 

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