ShadowSixx June 30, 2014 Share June 30, 2014 G is for Gallbladder which Rose had removed. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer June 30, 2014 Share June 30, 2014 H is for Hernia, which Sophia supposedly got moving the couch (please, it was wicker!) but actually got moving a friend's car onto their lawn. Link to comment
ATWTer76 June 30, 2014 Share June 30, 2014 I is for Insemination (artificial), by which Blanche's daughter Rebecca got pregnant. Link to comment
Maherjunkie June 30, 2014 Share June 30, 2014 J is for being just stunned! Just stunned is the medical condition I have! Link to comment
ShadowSixx June 30, 2014 Share June 30, 2014 K is for Kim Fong Toi the alias Rose was under when she suffered a heart attack Link to comment
Maherjunkie June 30, 2014 Share June 30, 2014 L is for Leprosy, which is what Dorothy cured when her hanglider was in the shop. Link to comment
ATWTer76 June 30, 2014 Share June 30, 2014 M is for Menopause, which at first made Blanche think she was pregnant. "And if it's a boy, she can name it after the father -- Rick, Joe, Bob, Don, Dave." Link to comment
ShadowSixx June 30, 2014 Share June 30, 2014 N is for Neck which Rose had a stiff neck do to stress at work. Link to comment
ShadowSixx June 30, 2014 Share June 30, 2014 O is for Overweight which we seen Blanche's daughter Rebecca go through after leaving the modeling world. Link to comment
ATWTer76 June 30, 2014 Share June 30, 2014 P is for Pacemaker, which Blanche had put in that made her temporarily swear off lovemaking. Q is for Quack, as in the phony Dr. Stan took Sophia to after she was hit on the head by a fly ball at the stadium. R is for Runs, which is what the girls got after eating dinner at the crappy island hotel where they had to share a bathroom with the three guys. "Let's draw straws for the rest of the Pepto Bismol." Link to comment
Bastet June 30, 2014 Share June 30, 2014 S is for the stroke which left Sophia, if I can be frank, a complete burden. Link to comment
ShadowSixx June 30, 2014 Share June 30, 2014 T is for Tap which Dorothy was unable to do cause she had Morton's neuroma in her foot which Blanche didn't know how Dorothy could have gotten in her foot instead of her lady parts. Link to comment
BMGepinniw June 30, 2014 Share June 30, 2014 (edited) U - unconscious (temporarily) - Dorothy when she found Stan and Gloria in bed together. "I'm off the monkey, babe." Edited June 30, 2014 by BMGepinniw Link to comment
Planbee June 30, 2014 Share June 30, 2014 V is for Virginia, who needed a kidney, but Blanche's blood vessels were too small. (Of course they were--she's always been very petite!) Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 W is for Water, which Sophia was sometimes unable to hold. "Every morning, right at seven o clock, I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up until eight." Link to comment
Bastet July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 Ha - I was going to use the same thing, quote and all, for W. X is for the X-ray that showed Dorothy needed surgery on her foot, causing her to drop out of the dance routine with Blanche and Rose ... they never realized how long her solo was. Link to comment
OSM Mom July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 (edited) Nothing to see here. Edited July 1, 2014 by OSM Mom Link to comment
Kiddvideo July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 (edited) Too slow! Moving on... Edited July 1, 2014 by Kiddvideofan Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 Y is for Young to quote Blanche, "Yes you can, if you eat right, exercise regularly, and live with women who look a lot older than you." Link to comment
Bastet July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 Repeating myself here, but Z is for Zbornak Syndrome, which Rose felt would be a better name for Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Next up - food the Girls ate, cooked, talked about, etc. Have fun with the spelling of Rose's Scandinavian delicacies. Link to comment
ATWTer76 July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 (edited) A is for Appetizers, such as shrimp, which were served to Rose's little person date, Dr. Jonathan Newman. "Rose, you devil you! You were sore at me for callin' your friend, so you invited this guy over to teach me a lesson." Edited July 1, 2014 by ATWTer76 Link to comment
LilWharveyGal July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 B is for Baconlettuceandpotato sandwiches. 2 Link to comment
FormerMod-a1 July 1, 2014 Author Share July 1, 2014 C is for cheesecake! (That was an easy one) Link to comment
ATWTer76 July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 D is for Dip, as in "Oh darn, we're out of Chips Ahoy! I'm going to the market for some cookies and bean dip!" E is for Enchiladas Rancheros made by Coco the housekeeper. "Why don't you just shoot me!" F is for Fried Chicken, which Rose thought was what had become of Count Bessie, the piano-playing chicken. G is for Genurkenflurken cake, which Rose brought into the '80s. But she's not one to blow her own vetoovenfrooven about it. Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 H is for Ham & Potatoes which Sophia though Ham Lushbough's name was short for. Link to comment
LilWharveyGal July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 (edited) I is for the Ice Water, which cometh. Edited July 1, 2014 by LilWharveyGal 2 Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 J is for Jerky which Rose was happy to get beef jerky and family circus at a local market. Link to comment
Maherjunkie July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 K is for Smelt Kabobs, which you couldn't smell from the hall. Link to comment
LilWharveyGal July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 (edited) L is for Lindstrom Surprise. The surprise is you think it's pie, like apple, but when you bite into it it's herring! Oh, what fun! Edited July 1, 2014 by LilWharveyGal Link to comment
OSM Mom July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 M-meatballs which is what Sophia went back to when she went through menopause. Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 N is for Nectarine which Sophia went to buy during her day of activities Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 P is for Peach, which Sophia told the store clerk to kiss her behind because it's a real peach. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 Q is for Quiche, which Rose mistook for a little pie, even though it was very fishy. Link to comment
sgittinger July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 (edited) R is for "ribs", cause they served the short kind to Dr. Jonathan Newman. Edited July 1, 2014 by sgittinger Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 (edited) S is for Salad, which the Girls never seemed to eat, probably because they ate so much cheesecake. Edited July 1, 2014 by Cobalt Stargazer Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 1, 2014 Share July 1, 2014 (edited) T is for T-Bone Steak which Sophia wanted a t-bone steak, corn on the cob and pecan pie for dessert. Then she wanted Dorothy to ask what she can chew and Dorothy said she'll start soaking the corn flakes. Edited July 1, 2014 by ShadowSixx Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 2, 2014 Share July 2, 2014 U is for Upside down when Sophia told Angela to put her dentures in upside down so she can chew her head off. Some people are cannibals so I'm go with that lol. Angela can taste herself. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer July 2, 2014 Share July 2, 2014 V is for Vasectomy, which is what made Stanley feel free to love anybody. Link to comment
Kiddvideo July 2, 2014 Share July 2, 2014 (edited) W is for the water Miles ordered while Rose had the $18.50, errr, the trout almondine. Edited July 2, 2014 by Kiddvideofan Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 2, 2014 Share July 2, 2014 X is for Xmas cookies that Rose made shaped like liberty bells and the American flag. 1 Link to comment
ATWTer76 July 2, 2014 Share July 2, 2014 Y is for Yak Snacks (Dorothy's name), the cracker made from yak intestines that Cousin Sven said is traditionally served with oatmeal. Z is for the Ziti with oil and garlic sauce that Sophia made one night when they all couldn't sleep. Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 2, 2014 Share July 2, 2014 (edited) Why don't we do the stories that they've told over the years from Rose's St. Olaf stories, Blanche's sexual stories, Sophia's Sicily stories and Dorothy's tragic childhood-teen stories. A is for Aardvark which Rose told a story of Olga Fetchik, St. Olaf's beautician and most unattractive creation since the aardvark. B is for Brown Bear cause in St. Olaf the brown bear and field mouse can share their lives but they can't mate or the mouse would explode. Edited July 2, 2014 by ShadowSixx Link to comment
sgittinger July 2, 2014 Share July 2, 2014 C is for Cousin Ingmar, who did bird imitations, just don't park your car under their tree. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer July 2, 2014 Share July 2, 2014 D is for Devereaux, as in Blanche, who told so many stories about her romantic escapades that the other Girls were never sure when she was telling the truth and when she was lying. Link to comment
Maherjunkie July 2, 2014 Share July 2, 2014 E is for elephant, which were not included the in the herring circus Rose's grandfather told her about. Link to comment
JohnnyGilda July 2, 2014 Share July 2, 2014 F is for first kiss, as in Blanche's, which wasn't in the rain, "it was in the shower." Link to comment
ATWTer76 July 2, 2014 Share July 2, 2014 (edited) G is for Gunther, Rose's uncle who was involved in the great beer nut shortage of '29, a story she started to tell during the girls' charity dance marathon, prompting Dorothy to call foul and challenge her and Blanche to a dance-off. Edited July 2, 2014 by ATWTer76 Link to comment
camom July 2, 2014 Share July 2, 2014 H is for House, the burning one Rose and Charlie lived in, until they outgrew it. Link to comment
Maherjunkie July 2, 2014 Share July 2, 2014 I is for Igloo, the first house in St.Olaf for the first Eskimo couple. Link to comment
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