Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup

[RealReality]

3 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

I can't imagine he wasn't doing meth with the Goddess  he makes me itch

Right!  Everytime I see him I want to wash my hands!

[Maybeitsme]

Is chane wearing lip tint? He has some really red lips

[RealReality]

2 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

I really feel for Andrea's kids.

They are so level headed.  I really like Tennyson, he isn't even trying to be fake excited

[kacesq]

Oh please WE Tv...if you had anything good you wouldn't waste it on the web series...

[PityFree]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Is chane wearing lip tint? He has some really red lips

I’m sure that made him very popular in prison.

Also, apparently cam girls don’t make enough money to buy hands-free phones.

[RealReality]

2 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

I know nothing about California but isn't there a nicer area of Los Angeles where they could live?

and refer to them as your MF kids, nice

LA is expensive but there are so many less expensive suburbs.  

So is that clown makeup permanent?

Just now, PityFree said:

I’m sure that made him very popular in prison.

Also, apparently cam girls don’t make enough money to buy hands-free phones.

Her car is new, how does she not have Bluetooth?

[LucyEth]

Who is that clown?

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh please WE Tv...if you had anything good you wouldn't waste it on the web series...

Kinda wish they had put Brittney and Marcelino on the web series.  They are a snooze.  And the mom is fake drama.

[goofygirl]

So Cheryl's parents and her GIRLS are going back to Michigan but her SON is staying with her?? What the bloody hell!  ClownMan had it right! Flying by the seat of her pants. That poor little boy, he's in for a rough ride.

And Cheryl had a JOB in Pueblo before? Who knew??

[RealReality]

Just now, LucyEth said:

Who is that clown?

Cheryl's friend, he was in her first season.  He seems level headed but apparently he is always in clown makeup?

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, PityFree said:

I’m sure that made him very popular in prison.

Also, apparently cam girls don’t make enough money to buy hands-free phones.

She could buy the Cup Phone...

[RealReality]

Just now, goofygirl said:

So Cheryl's parents and her GIRLS are going back to Michigan but her SON is staying with her?? What the bloody hell!  ClownMan had it right! Flying by the seat of her pants. That poor little boy, he's in for a rough ride.

And Cheryl had a JOB in Pueblo before? Who knew??

I think Josh is reasonable. Cheryl is cuckoo bananas.  

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, RealReality said:

Kinda wish they had put Brittney and Marcelino on the web series.  They are a snooze.  And the mom is fake drama.

I think it's all fake/storyline  to keep them on the gravy train. They gotta get a check from somewhere 

[Armchair Critic]

Brittany looks like her mother, even the teeth

[RealReality]

OMG.....zzzzzzzz

[Keywestclubkid]

I know it’s bad to say and I’m going to hell but my first thought was was it a meth lab that blew the cabin up ?

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

5 minutes ago, RealReality said:

Kinda wish they had put Brittney and Marcelino on the web series.  They are a snooze.  And the mom is fake drama.

I think it's all fake/storyline  to keep them on the gravy train. They gotta get a check from somewhere 

Brittany said she has never had a job (and she's not going to start now!)

[kacesq]

So are we never going to see who's on the other side of Mumbles Forehead's door? I bet it's the homeboy Meghan "cheated" with...

[Armchair Critic]

Tired of seeing Lacey in a backless sundress... she has too much back fat, too much boobs, too much blech to carry it off.

[RealReality]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I know it’s bad to say and I’m going to hell but my first thought was was it a meth lab that blew the cabin up ?

If so, we're both going to hell. 

[kacesq]

I guess pulling over and taking this phone call makes less sense than driving with your elbows, Lacey...

Look at all those actual tears...oh wait...

I guess Lacey will attribute Chon's arrest to his pining over her....

[PityFree]

Oh. Well, that solves Shane’s problem, doesn’t it?

Edited January 18, 2020 by PityFree

[Armchair Critic]

She's more sad because she was planning to use Chon as a backup when she gets tired of Shane which is already happening.

[goofygirl]

Dammit Chon!  You're back in jail and NOW who's gonna fight with Chane over me? You pig!

[RealReality]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I guess pulling over and taking this phone call makes less sense than driving with your elbows, Lacey...

Look at all those actual tears...oh wait...

I guess Lacey will attribute Chon's arrest to his pining over her....

Chon's depression drove him to relapse and he is back in jail for a long stretch.  But the real victim here is Lacey. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Wait she was going to “work some things out” with him but can’t now that he’s in jail? Lacy you are a horrible disgusting human being 

[RealReality]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Dammit Chon!  You're back in jail and NOW who's gonna fight with Chane over me? You pig!

As I said Lacey is the true victim here.  

She should hang out to see if any random desperate men are being released.  

It's dark so no one can see the fine details. 

LOL, I knew they were gonna put rock in the mix.  

And just LOL, Michael has been cheated on and Megan is being sneaky!  He is totally justified in seeing other women!

[kacesq]

Yawn. Oh Meghan your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...you siren you...

She and Lacey enjoy all this drama. They think they're friggin godesses with all these quality men fighting over them.

But yes Michael your side piece kissed another guy while you were off knocking up your wife. Gtfo.

[goofygirl]

Michael's gonna want to have a threesome with Meganmyqueen... OR he wants to kick his friend's ass??  Which one is bigger?? Megan!

[kacesq]

Oh sure...Rock is also in love with Meghan. Sure. 

[goofygirl]

Been fun y'all! 

[Armchair Critic]

I assume Angela's keeping her fire burning since we didn't get to see her

[Maybeitsme]

12 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Tired of seeing Lacey in a backless sundress... she has too much back fat, too much boobs, too much blech to carry it off.

Not cute at all

[RealReality]

12 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh sure...Rock is also in love with Meghan. Sure. 

Love parellogram, as I predicted!  

[Jade Foxx]

54 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Goddess time!

Soooo is The Goddess’ asymmetrical hair shave intentional or did half her hair fall out??

[goofygirl]

It's a mystery isn't it?  Probably the reason they have her in that suicide contraption.  Tried to shave her entire head and got caught half way through?

[Jade Foxx]

43 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Brittany said she has never had a job (and she's not going to start now!

And Brittany’s mom prattles, “It’s so nice that both of you can stay home with the kids..”

whew, the nerve AND the shade!

[Guest]

36 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Wait she was going to “work some things out” with him but can’t now that he’s in jail? 

Particularly when she ONLY dated men who were in jail. I would have thought she'd find him even MORE desirable now.

[Armchair Critic]

14 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Tried to shave her entire head and got caught half way through?

Sorry Tracie but you are no Britney Spears

1 hour ago, RealReality said:

Everytime I see him I want to wash my hands!

Remember when he was working at his parent's place handling food? YIKES! Those poor customers.

[Jade Foxx]

20 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Sorry Tracie but you are no Britney Spears

Twitter never disappoints  

[Spike]

2 hours ago, goofygirl said:

Dammit Chon!  You're back in jail and NOW who's gonna fight with Chane over me? You pig!

She can always start banging Shane’s friend Charles Manson.

2 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Wait she was going to “work some things out” with him but can’t now that he’s in jail? Lacy you are a horrible disgusting human being 

I’m surprised the dispatcher is so loose lipped with any rando caller.  

Are the producers having a little joke when they show Stockyard Street all the time right before cutting to La Chanteuse?

[Spike]

“I was cabin sitting and I ended up with burns over 80% of my body.”  One of the few cast members who didn’t actually pay a quack to end up deformed.

1 hour ago, Jade Foxx said:

Twitter never disappoints  

Looks more like Aaron Carter.

[Spike]

Well Brittany wins mom of the year for airing all that dirty laundry while Giovanni is like a foot away.

[JDAlexander]

2 hours ago, Spike said:

She can always start banging Shane’s friend Charles Manson.

The tooth-to-tattoo ratio in that scene was quite disturbing..........

[OoogleEyes]

Shane and his toofless buddy have the same beard-do!

Yes you do need to be present in your kids lives,  but you also need to financially support them. 

AaaaEEEE! Please please stop with the close ups of Lacey's face. OTOH, it does show us she was unable to squeeze out one tear...

 

[JenE4]

Oh, dear. The goddess fell from the top of Mount Olympus and hit every rock on the way down. Then a mountain goat ate her hair when she lay unconscious at the bottom. The prison had to wrap her in a protective bubble because every bone was shattered.

Oh, she has to wear this because she has an eating disorder? I guess otherwise she’s so skinny she can slip right between the bars of her jail cell?

I think I figured out her diet recipe.

Ingredients: heroin

Instructions: Shoot up the heroin.

[configdotsys]

This episode was a snoozefest. The blurb about the episode said, "Megan goes through Michael's phone and is stunned." Um, what? She never got into the phone. 

[Spike]

1 hour ago, configdotsys said:

This episode was a snoozefest. The blurb about the episode said, "Megan goes through Michael's phone and is stunned." Um, what? She never got into the phone. 

Tricky compound sentence.  I suppose the stunned part was Roc at the door.  Now she will be in hot water for claiming it was just kissing.  Although I don’t see where Michael gets off demanding monogamy.

[JenE4]

Okay, last night I slept through most of this and only willed myself awake to see the goddess, as commented on above. Just watched the rest...

{Michael clutching his pearls} Megan, how dare you do some sneaky things—trying to uncover the sneaky things I’m doing! If only he knew that Sarah was even sneakier and knows his sneakiness is boundless!

”I don’t recall Bonnie and Clyde having any issues.” If only these two die in a hail of bullet fire! Actually, just get Cheryl. I want to imagine Josh forever hanging out in that “cool ass castle” talking selfies with the dragon.

{Retraction: The goddess is on meth, not heroin. Excuse me.}

Just having a Long Island iced tea with Charles Manson talking about relationship problems. You know, everyday stuff.

Andrea, being a miserable bitch isn’t the way to win Lamar over to staying in Utah. Once again, the children in this family are the only ones with a high IQ and EQ on this whole show; I guess there’s something to be said for being raised in Utah after all.

Wow. Britany’s mom is a really bad house-sitter! Could you imagine asking someone to just water the plants and bring in the mail and—oops—I just blew up your whole damn house! Oh, she’s an even worse mom! That’s really sad! No jokes about abandoning your kid—leaving the 12-year-old child so she doesn’t even know how to find you?!? Damn. And no comments, apologies, hugs, or anything now?!
 

How did this dispatcher even understand that Lacey was asking for a John?! Maybe they have a Sean in jail. Earlier she said, “Chon has a problem with trucks.” And I was really confused, but now I realize that “trucks” = “drugs.” Lacy is sad that John has taken himself out of her picture. Because marrying the other one doesn’t mean that she chose Chane, only that Chon has to fight for her harder!

Ooh! Megan kissed this guy? Well, to be fair, Michael has staked his claim on a half dozen girls, so there’s no one left for Rock to “talk to.” Rock looks like a supermodel compared to Michael. Girl, trade up for Rock!

[dsteele]

Note to producers:

When showing Lacey talking on a cell phone, please (PLEASE) do not zoom in on her lips in close-up.

Your cooperation is appreciated and critical for a good night's sleep.