Guest June 6, 2015 Share June 6, 2015 I can't even lie, I'd campaign like whoa if George Takei was running for President. You want Shatner deported back to Canada that badly? Because you know that would be his first act as President ;) Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1217970
smittykins June 29, 2015 Share June 29, 2015 "Sappy moms everywhere are shopping on Zulily.com" Huh? *lightbulb* Oh, savvy moms... 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1281520
Snow Apple June 30, 2015 Share June 30, 2015 Anyone see that Amope foot care commercial? I'm sure I'm not the only one who hears "I'm OK" 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1282027
shapeshifter June 30, 2015 Share June 30, 2015 (edited) "Sappy moms everywhere are shopping on Zulily.com" Huh?*lightbulb* Oh, savvy moms... I wonder if the announcer read the word "savvy" as "sappy" on purpose (I haven't heard it). I can ask this because I was one of those mothers who sewed my kids' pajamas in the 80s rather than clothe them in the required-by-law flame retardant polyester, so it sounds like they're talking about my tribe, LOL. Edited June 30, 2015 by shapeshifter Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1282985
DXD526 July 30, 2015 Share July 30, 2015 On a commercial the other night heard "...and a complete selection of head lice." Huh?? Oh, headlights, it's for an automotive store. Sounded exactly like he said head lice. I immediately thought of Emily Litella, 'Why would anybody want to buy such a thing?' Yeah, I'm old... 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1370923
Moose135 July 30, 2015 Share July 30, 2015 Oh, that's different...never mind. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1371322
Sandman87 September 14, 2015 Share September 14, 2015 Tonight I thought I heard a cat litter commercial claim that their product has "club a seal technology." Turns out that it's "clump & seal." 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1503242
bref September 15, 2015 Share September 15, 2015 No matter how many times I hear it, I think the ad for Prism TV is about a product called Prison TV. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1505683
Sandman87 September 15, 2015 Share September 15, 2015 I bet the Edible Arrangements people get a lot of calls around Mother's Day from people who heard "Oedipal Arrangements." 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1506772
shapeshifter September 16, 2015 Share September 16, 2015 I bet the Edible Arrangements people get a lot of calls around Mother's Day from people who heard "Oedipal Arrangements."This made me think that in a struggling economy they really should offer those--until I realized what they would look like. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1509939
Sandman87 September 17, 2015 Share September 17, 2015 I figured maybe it would be an assassination service that specializes in fathers. Tonight when I was only half-listening to the TV, I thought I heard the news telling me that a student was arrested for bringing his homemade Glock to school. Well, duh! That's a gun. Turns out that it was a homemade clock. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1512780
ABay September 17, 2015 Share September 17, 2015 The kid lives in Texas. If he'd brought a homemade Glock to school, they'd hold a parade in his honor. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1515304
shapeshifter September 23, 2015 Share September 23, 2015 I heard on NPR news as I was waking up this morning, "The President wore a dark suit; the Pope wore white," and pictured them as plastic figures atop a wedding cake. To be fair to my imagination, it is "a frock," right? 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1531121
Rick Kitchen September 23, 2015 Share September 23, 2015 I'm not Catholic, but isn't it a cassock? Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1532541
shapeshifter September 24, 2015 Share September 24, 2015 I'm not Catholic, but isn't it a cassock?That seems to be correct, but the silhouette is still a little like a Victorian white wedding dress. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1533228
Sandman87 October 23, 2015 Share October 23, 2015 Spike is running an ad for a pay per view MMA event, the Bellator Middleweight Title. Every time it runs, I hear "Fellator." Gives new meaning to "blow by blow" commentary. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1632422
shapeshifter January 17, 2016 Share January 17, 2016 (edited) When "legendary news man" Bill Curtis intoned what we could expect for MLK Day on the over-the-air channel Decades I had to stop to mentally correct what I thought I heard. Surely not MLK's "psychotic speech" but his "iconic speech." Edited January 17, 2016 by shapeshifter Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1876978
Sandman87 January 18, 2016 Share January 18, 2016 "I have a dream that someday ...the UFOs will stop beaming mind control lasers at my head!" 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1877349
Wax Lion January 23, 2016 Share January 23, 2016 With One Day at a Time getting a reboot I finally looked up the lyrics for the theme song since I was pretty sure it didn't actually go "Whomp on you knees, do it please for your blue eyed baby" (The actual lyric is "Get up on your feet, (get on your feet) somewhere there's music playing") 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1893425
Sandman87 January 28, 2016 Share January 28, 2016 Not really paying attention to the TV again, I heard "Sometimes I just don't eat the way I should, so I drink booze to get the nutrition that I'm missing." Hell yeah, sign me up for that diet! Rewinding the DVR (love that automatic one hour memory) revealed that it was an ad for Boost. With One Day at a Time getting a reboot I finally looked up the lyrics for the theme song since I was pretty sure it didn't actually go "Whomp on you knees, do it please for your blue eyed baby" (The actual lyric is "Get up on your feet, (get on your feet) somewhere there's music playing") Someone in the Mondegreens thread of the Music forum thought it was "Whomp on the beef", which is either something naughty, or what Rocky Balboa did in the meat locker. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1906881
Sandman87 January 30, 2016 Share January 30, 2016 Tonight someone was watching Murder She Wrote in another room, and I overheard "...and he's got an erection a yard long!" The actual line was "...and he's got a rap sheep a yard long." 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1913055
praeceptrix January 30, 2016 Share January 30, 2016 Tonight someone was watching Murder She Wrote in another room, and I overheard "...and he's got an erection a yard long!" The actual line was "...and he's got a rap sheep a yard long." Sheep, eh? Gets kinkier by the minute. Was the episode set in Scotland? 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1914000
Sandman87 January 30, 2016 Share January 30, 2016 Pardon me, "rap sheet." Someone has obviously switched the "t" and "p" keys on my keyboard. Yeah, that's it... 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1914052
ABay January 30, 2016 Share January 30, 2016 Ah, Scotland, where men are men and sheep are nervous.... 1 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1914241
shapeshifter February 12, 2016 Share February 12, 2016 (edited) Today I heard on NPR that 60% of North Dakota's economy was based on oil and anarchy. Anyone hear it differently? ETA: Since nobody replied, I looked up the economy of North Dakota and read that agriculture was key before the oil boom. So I guess they said "agriculture," but I heard "anarchy," unless the reporter read it wrong. Edited February 13, 2016 by shapeshifter Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1951305
meep.meep February 17, 2016 Share February 17, 2016 There's a commercial that I've heard several times, I think it's for Baskin Robbins, that appears to be advertising a pubic cake. I can't even 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1966211
Aquarius February 17, 2016 Share February 17, 2016 There's a commercial that I've heard several times, I think it's for Baskin Robbins, that appears to be advertising a pubic cake. I can't even It's DQ. And it's ostensibly a "cupid cake." But I swear they're saying "pubic." 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1966319
meep.meep February 17, 2016 Share February 17, 2016 Enunciation! It's what separates us from the animals! Thanks 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1969431
blueray February 20, 2016 Author Share February 20, 2016 (edited) I was watching an interview with a hockey player yesterday and I (and those watching with me) thought he said "... we came out f-cking the other team". Of course then it was clear he actually said "we came out fighting the other team". Edited February 21, 2016 by blueray Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-1979608
Wax Lion March 8, 2016 Share March 8, 2016 (edited) Last night's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Rebecca made the news in a good way and got some nice attention from her mother. Rebecca hoped that meant her mom would be sending her rugelach, which she explained to her friend was a delicious dessert. It wasn't until the end of that conversation that I figured out she wasn't talking about how amazing arugula was as a dessert. I mean, I love good arugula (so hard to find some that's peppery and not just bitter AF) and for a moment I thought the joke was that West Covina was a part of California where people didn't know what arugula is but it would be challenging to turn that into a dessert. Edited March 8, 2016 by Wax Lion Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2032696
Demented Daisy March 8, 2016 Share March 8, 2016 Completely unrelated but whenever I hear arugula, I think: 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2032939
Sandman87 March 10, 2016 Share March 10, 2016 More of an example of what I thought I saw: At one point during Dimension W on Saturday there was a fight scene with some Batman-esque sound effect graphics ("Biff!", "Pow!", that sort of thing). One of them was "9 Hit Combo!" but the style of the lettering made it look like "Shit Combo!" 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2038628
Snow Apple March 15, 2016 Share March 15, 2016 HH Gregg commercial. Every time they say "Gregg's got it!" I hear "Greg Scottish" 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2055211
Archery March 17, 2016 Share March 17, 2016 The trailer for Gotham. Kid says, "My name is Bruce Wayne. You killed my parents." And my mind always adds, in a fake Spanish accent: "Prepare to die!" 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2060499
paulvdb March 22, 2016 Share March 22, 2016 I'm not an American and not very familiar with American colleges. So I was watching an episode of Liv and Maddie where Maddie was considering basketball scholarship offers from colleges and I thought she said that one of her options was Yukon. But then they showed the hat and it said UCONN. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2074673
proserpina65 March 22, 2016 Share March 22, 2016 The trailer for Gotham. Kid says, "My name is Bruce Wayne. You killed my parents." And my mind always adds, in a fake Spanish accent: "Prepare to die!" I add it out loud. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2074702
Cobalt Stargazer March 24, 2016 Share March 24, 2016 Completely unrelated but whenever I hear arugula, I think: It always makes me think of this: Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2081360
Rick Kitchen March 27, 2016 Share March 27, 2016 (edited) I'm not an American and not very familiar with American colleges. So I was watching an episode of Liv and Maddie where Maddie was considering basketball scholarship offers from colleges and I thought she said that one of her options was Yukon. But then they showed the hat and it said UCONN. That's why UCONN calls their sports teams the Huskies. Because, Yukon. And it def. makes sense for a female basketball player to want to go to UCONN. They by far, dominate women's collegiate basketball. Edited March 27, 2016 by Rick Kitchen Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2089474
shapeshifter April 14, 2016 Share April 14, 2016 As the show cut away for a commercial I thought I heard: "How many hypocrits entered the United States between 1870 and...?" but I glanced up at the quiz words on the TV and saw: "How many immigrants entered the United States between 1870 and...?" I'm guessing the ones that were hypocrits explains folks like Trump. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2147982
paulvdb April 14, 2016 Share April 14, 2016 I was watching Empire and Lucious mentioned his original name Dwight Walker, but I thought he said The White Walker (like those zombie creatures on Game of Thrones). 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2148936
kiddo82 April 16, 2016 Share April 16, 2016 Umm....did I just hear Sonic advertising for their new "quaalude shakes"? No. Just their new "Creamery shakes." 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2157033
DittyDotDot April 16, 2016 Share April 16, 2016 (edited) Mmm....quaalude shakes. I could probably use one of those right now. ;) Edited April 16, 2016 by DittyDotDot 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2157081
BooksRule April 17, 2016 Share April 17, 2016 Even though this lyric to the theme song from the TV show 'Reba' goes- 'My roots are planted in the past...' I always hear 'My lips are planted in the past...' The word has never sounded like 'roots' to me. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2158536
SmithW6079 April 22, 2016 Share April 22, 2016 Even though this lyric to the theme song from the TV show 'Reba' goes- 'My roots are planted in the past...' I always hear 'My lips are planted in the past...' The word has never sounded like 'roots' to me.At least you didn't hear, "My lips are planted in an ass..." :-) 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2178727
Guest May 11, 2016 Share May 11, 2016 There is a villain on Gotham and every time I hear his name, this happens. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2228826
Sandman87 May 11, 2016 Share May 11, 2016 2 hours ago, ParadoxLost said: There is a villain on Gotham and every time I hear his name, this happens. Yeah, that was the first thing I thought of when I first heard his name too. Back when I was trying to watch Gotham. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2229064
MargeGunderson May 11, 2016 Share May 11, 2016 19 hours ago, ParadoxLost said: There is a villain on Gotham and every time I hear his name, this happens. Now, that would bring me back to the show! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2231765
Sandman87 June 21, 2016 Share June 21, 2016 On tonight's BBC America news I heard the anchor report on "...wildfires in the American southwest, due in large part to rectal temperatures of over 100 degrees." Time to start deploying tanker planes loaded with Anusol! I had to turn up the volume significantly and re-watch the segment several times to hear him saying record instead of rectal. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2343220
meep.meep June 21, 2016 Share June 21, 2016 Might be both! Those Brits with their tricky British accents. Of course the wildfires are a result of the drought, and insect infestations, and people's stupidity as much as the temperatures. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2345366
Sandman87 June 22, 2016 Share June 22, 2016 So remember kids; make sure your rectum is well watered and insect-free. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/9331-say-what-nationwide-is-on-my-slide-other-things-we-thought-we-heard/page/2/#findComment-2346698
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