Yolanda Hadid: My Love, My Lemons, My Lyme Disease.

[ElDosEquis]

I am zo Ill dat eye ohn-lee wehr white jeenz so I can tell when ze are durh-tee!

[zoeysmom]

Tim Gunn, of Project Runway was calling dresses "vulgar" last night on Fashion Police.  Bella's dress would certainly qualify.  I am not certain Bella was in LA for the Oscars-Gigi was in Milan, so I am wondering if Bella was working as well.  Kendall Jenner managed to break away to attend the Oscars.  Missing were photos of she and The Weeknd.  She just had two emoji hearts in front of Oscars-maybe she was watching them on TV at an Oscar party?

[ElDosEquis]

Eye am zo eel dat eye have not tah-ken a brath of da ay-er in obber 13 munths!

 

Eye am zo eel dat eye cahn-not squeeze da leh-mons fur da dah-lee cleahn-zuz.

[ElDosEquis]

I can't imagine who buys Versace couture. That dress would cost upward of $20,000, and it shows butt cheek.

The same person who drives the Range Rover to the market and parks it in the furthest corner of the lot, lest it get a shopping cart bumped into it?

[Fuzzysox]

Bella is so stunning and I know that, 'dress' is Versace couture and all, but I think she looks like a Russian call-girl in that thing. Just lounging around in that tiny dress looking all pouty and "come hither", I dunno, I just think she could've classed it up a bit more for the Oscars afterparty.

Then again, if Yolanda hadn't have been fortunate enough to land a rich hubby at her prime young N' fertile years, being a high-priced escort might've been her fate as well, so I guess momma's proud of her regardless.

That said, I also hope this is Yo's last season---this is so NOT the calm, cool and classy Euro-chic celebrity housewife we met in her first season((telling movers to "learn English" notwithstanding)).

I don't know if that was just an extremely carefully-crafted facade she put on for her "King", or if all the divorce stress and various illnesses supposedly plaguing her brain have finally taken over what's left of her sanity, but I don't find this version of her character remotely compelling or worthy of television exposure.

Plus, I'm with Lisa V on this one: would it kill her to slap on some lipstick or comb her hair or something? She's on TV for chrissakes---if you're well enough to travel and attend parties and fashion shows, you're well enough to pull yourself together and not look like you just rolled out of bed.

She's gotten so needy, petty, and self-righteously self-absorbed.

Plus, I get so sick of her smuggery over her kids successes---great, she popped out some beautiful kids who are all good models. That's fine, but no need to act as though they're curing cancer or Nobel Peace Prize winners.

This all of it!!!!! 

[WireWrap]

Soooo, did anyone watch Yolanda on OZ? I watched 40 minutes of it and had to turn it off. She claims she lost her hair because of LD! Has anyone ever heard of hair loss from LD before? Oh and she claims she "had"  Hepatitis B in her 20s from getting acupuncture in Japan while modeling there. She just keeps adding to her litany of medical woes every time she opens her mouth. Oz never challenged her on anything, I mean ANYTHING!

 

IMO, just mine, the timing of this is sooooooo suspect. With the reunion coming up, she has just shut down any and all questions/comments about her ever changing/conflicting stories by doing the OZ show and him just letting her ramble without any challenges/hard questions. They even played a video of LisaR saying Munchausen. No one is going to challenge her at the reunion....NO ONE, no matter what she says/does. 

Edited March 1, 2016 by WireWrap

[kokapetl]

The same person who drives the Range Rover to the market and parks it in the furthest corner of the lot, lest it get a shopping cart bumped into it?

Anyone who is buying Versace couture probably isn't driving to supermarkets, or doing any sort of domestic labour.

[Vicky8675309]

Soooo, did anyone watch Yolanda on OZ? I watched 40 minutes of it and had to turn it off. She claims she lost her hair because of LD! Has anyone ever heard of hair loss from LD before? Oh and she claims she "had"  Hepatitis B in her 20s from getting acupuncture in Japan while modeling there. She just keeps adding to her litany of medical woes every time she opens her mouth. Oz never challenged her on anything, I mean ANYTHING!

 

IMO, just mine, the timing of this is sooooooo suspect. With the reunion coming up, she has just shut down any and all questions/comments about her ever changing/conflicting stories by doing the OZ show and him just letting her ramble without any challenges/hard questions. They even played a video of LisaR saying Munchausen. No one is going to challenge her at the reunion....NO ONE, no matter what she says/does. 

 

I haven't seen it but are you telling me her greasy dirty hair is a wig! LOL

The vast majority of the comments about Yo on the internet (Facebook, twitter, reddit, disqus, etc...) are negative and range from: it's all fake to she may have something but I no longer care

[WireWrap]

I haven't seen it but are you telling me her greasy dirty hair is a wig! LOL

The vast majority of the comments about Yo on the internet (Facebook, twitter, reddit, disqus, etc...) are negative and range from: it's all fake to she may have something but I no longer care

She didn't go into detail but I got the sense it was her excuse for the ugly extensions. Heaven forbid she admit to frying her hear trying to keep it white/blonde. LOL Although her hair looked clean, at least cleaner than on the HW show, her grays are now showing at the roots. I guess the organic hair color doesn't cover gray all that well. LOL

[Vicky8675309]

She didn't go into detail but I got the sense it was her excuse for the ugly extensions. Heaven forbid she admit to frying her hear trying to keep it white/blonde. LOL Although her hair looked clean, at least cleaner than on the HW show, her grays are now showing at the roots. I guess the organic hair color doesn't cover gray all that well. LOL

 

so she lost the bottom half of her hair since her extensions added length and not volume...WEIRD

[quaintirene]

Does she not realize that we give zero forks about her spoons?

That? Is one of the funniest posts I've ever read!

[ElDosEquis]

Anyone who is buying Versace couture probably isn't driving to supermarkets, or doing any sort of domestic labour.

You haven't been to Beverly hills, have you? ; )

[ElDosEquis]

I had to laugh at this little nugget when I tuned in...

 

Yo: "I signed up for a marathon at Mammoth Mountain in August..."  (MM is a resort comm @ almost two miles above sea level)

 

Dr Odd: "A marathon?"

 

Y: "A half marathon and I'll probably walk it.....I dunno if I can do it.* "

 

Uh huh, you are going to walk 13.1 miles at 11k FASL and you can barely function however many stories you have in your new apartment?

 

Kee-rist, what a fucking lying moron.

 

I'll never look at that show without laughing - I especially laughed at the :"Spread sheet off ALL YOUR tests you have had this year, suitable for framing!!!!"

 

 

* IT went from entering a Marathon, to half a marathon, to walking it to real doubt?

Edited March 1, 2016 by ElDosEquis

[gatopretoNYC]

I was already rolling my eyes at the very beginning, when Oz said he was honored to have her on. Honored??? Yeesh.

[rho]

I can't imagine who buys Versace couture. That dress would cost upward of $20,000, and it shows butt cheek.

 

Nobody really buys haute couture. There is a tiny market for it in places like Dubai but mostly it's lent out and occasionally really iconic pieces are sold at auction to collectors or for charity. Gigi models for Versace and she was loaned a gown for last year's Vanity Fair Oscar's party. I'm certain Bella had to return this one at the end of the night, but I do wonder how Yo's divorce settlement would pan out if she was dropping $20K on a dress for her kid to eat fries in.

[breezy424]

Watching the show, all I could do is shake my head.  Yeah, she did say she lost her hair.  Or was it she went bald?  Whatever.  She also said she had Epstein Barr when she was 12 (?).  That she had acupuncture in Japan (?) and got Hepatitis from it.  She turned yellow.  And then she has been hospitalized a number of times before she got Lyme.  Her mother has had chronic illness all her life but I don't remember Yo saying what illness it was.

 

Oh, she has a special treatment room in her new condo where a nurse comes in three times a week to give her infusions.  Then there's the holistic doctor she sees every week.  Or maybe it's every other week.  And the physical therapist.  She's a quite a busy lady for someone who spends 18 hours a day in bed.

 

And now the story is the German doctors told her to get a body scan.  In her blog a while back she said it was David.

 

There's so much that she stated that was soooo infuriating to me but I'll stop.

 

What this woman is doing to herself would make anyone sicker IMO. 

[kokapetl]

Nobody really buys haute couture. There is a tiny market for it in places like Dubai but mostly it's lent out and occasionally really iconic pieces are sold at auction to collectors or for charity. Gigi models for Versace and she was loaned a gown for last year's Vanity Fair Oscar's party. I'm certain Bella had to return this one at the end of the night, but I do wonder how Yo's divorce settlement would pan out if she was dropping $20K on a dress for her kid to eat fries in.

Yeah, most couture exists to burnish the luxury appeal of the lucrative accessories, perfumes and cosmetics the company also sells, plus the ready to wear to a lesser extent. Chanel's couture is apparently profitable, but only barely, and it's considered the "successful" couture line.

[Satchels of gold]

Another case of hair loss related to illness. Did she happen to mention being diagnosed at a chillis?

[nexxie]

Interesting interview with Dr. Oz, though it seems he's one of the many doctors who know little about Lyme. Since Yolanda's mother and children are also ill, I suspect genetic issues ("snps") more than ever. They didn't say whether she's been tested but I took the opportunity to contact the show and suggest it, since that was key to my recovery. Best of luck to Yo and everyone else struggling with chronic illness!

On edit, I'm adding a link for Lyme lurkers who haven't yet heard of genetic snps: https://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/handbook/genomicresearch/snp

Edited March 1, 2016 by nexxie

[Wings]

Watching Yolanda on Dr Oz now.   He is buying it.  She discovered the mystery of Lyme, btw.  

[WireWrap]

Watching Yolanda on Dr Oz now.   He is buying it.  She discovered the mystery of Lyme, btw.  

Next we will hear her say that SHE discovered LD all by herself!

[Wings]

Next we will hear her say that SHE discovered LD all by herself!

 

Well, she is almost there.  This is a must see. 

Edited March 1, 2016 by wings707

[homeperm]

The Dr. Oz episode was nothing more than a commercial for Yolanda. She is a tremendous liar and he is an enabler. 

 

So far, my favorite quote from Yolanda is "No one fakes illness." Ha ha. That's a good one Yolanda.

[Giselle]

For her next trick she'll have stigmata appear.

[walnutqueen]

What a shit show - Oz is fuckin useless.

[homeperm]

http://www.allaboutthetea.com/2016/03/01/look-at-yolanda-fosters-mirror-marriages-divorces/

 

Holy Moly! This site won't let me copy and paste, but trust me, the sixth paragraph is a doozy.

[nexxie]

What a shit show - Oz is fuckin useless.

He really tip-toed around some things that he could have explained to the audience - like the coinfections chart that was seen briefly, but that most viewers probably didn't understand. There is no easy fix for chronic Lyme - or any other chronic disease - but he could have been more educational about the simpler parts (like the coinfections).

[notnowimbusy]

Wow she came off that OZ interview looking like a complete over-indulged, wealthy, lunatic.    I suppose if you had never watched the show you might believe some of her BS.   But if she was so near death, so unable to get out of bed, read, think, etc. how the hell was she able to travel, bicycle in Amsterdam, get out of the house to go to those ridiculous treatments?    She won't entertain questions regarding the discrepancies, except to tell people to Google her symptoms.   She is now putting the burden of her health on her kids.   God forbid they get on with their lives, that can't happen.   When she feels them getting too far away, she pulls them in using her "illness".  

 

So, according to her, she damn near a miracle.  Her lists ailments she rattled off today - dating way back - would suggest she donate her body to science - NOW!   Bottom line, she's a woman of wealth and means, affording her the luxury of being a hypochondriac.   She can afford to install her own treatment room, hire a medical consultant (Daisy), have people drive her to quack appts every week.   Seems to me that when her personal life seems to be falling apart, she becomes ill - and of course it's with the worst symptoms  ever known to man.   

 

In some ways she's very much like Erika.  The friends they have are the ones they pay to give them unquestioning support and adoration.  For Erika it's "her gays", for YO it's the ones she pays to feed into her delusions. 

[zoeysmom]

When did Yolanda lose all of her hair?

[Blondie]

I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt.  I really did. 

My alarm bells were going off so loud and so often I almost had an aneurysm.

Mommy got severe migraines.  Yo gets migraines.  OK.  Does Yo know they can be hereditary?  Did she ever bother to see a Neurologist for her migraines?  Did she ever chart them?  She seems to have charted everything else.  Did she ever research them?  Hate to tell you this YoYo but lemons are the last thing you should be eating with migraines. 
 

Chronic Fatigue Syndrome is real.  You don't need to have Lyme to have it. 

Hair loss, bags under your eyes  hmmm medications and menopause can do that.  Sorry Yo
Joint pain?  Welcome to the world of Arthritis.

I'm calling baloney on her "Journey" being legit.

She forgot to mention her huge parasite.  And look up Guillain-barre syndrome.

Yet she is doing so much better since getting her leaky breast implant removed.  (which she should have done as soon as she realized it had ruptured)
 

 

I think emotional manipulation and mental illness is very possible

Edited March 1, 2016 by Blondie

[Blondie]

And yet she still manages to get nasty digs towards LisaR for hawking products on QVC.  What a bitch.

[Misslindsey]

 

So far, my favorite quote from Yolanda is "No one fakes illness." Ha ha. That's a good one Yolanda.

She should get in touch with Brooks from RHOC. I would bet they have a lot to talk about.

[WireWrap]

Well, she is almost there.  This is a must see. 

I watched the first 40 minutes and had to turn the TV off or risk having a stroke throwing a brick through the TV. LOLI just can't with this woman and although I didn't think much of Oz, it is nonexistent now. He never questioned ANY of her claims, NONE of them, no matter how OTT and ridiculous they are.  

[LIMOM]

Do doctors really write "beautiful 48 years old women"?

Yoyo is completely insane point blank period.

She was prescribed seroquel which is prescribed for bipolar disease.

Sounds like she simply did not accept her diagnosis lol

Night sweats?

Hello , MENOPAUSE, it's me Yolanda.

[homeperm]

I watched the first 40 minutes and had to turn the TV off or risk having a stroke throwing a brick through the TV. LOLI just can't with this woman and although I didn't think much of Oz, it is nonexistent now. He never questioned ANY of her claims, NONE of them, no matter how OTT and ridiculous they are.  

It was really gross, wasn't it? I don't care what he does in his private practice, he's a hack on TV. Did you enjoy the Q and A/Worship Yolanda segment at the end?

 

She's an inspiration alright. 

[Satchels of gold]

Do doctors really write "beautiful 48 years old women"?

Yoyo is completely insane point blank period.

She was prescribed seroquel which is prescribed for bipolar disease.

Sounds like she simply did not accept her diagnosis lol

Night sweats?

Hello , MENOPAUSE, it's me Yolanda.

You beat me to it. What a load of BS. I have seen thousands upon thousands of medical records and I have never seen beautiful in an H &P. I've seen looks older/younger then stated age, well nourished /underweight, agitated/comatose, etc that's some Yo BS right there. Vicki8675209 can you weigh in on this? Have you ever heard of such a thing? And she can thank David for forcing her to get a body scan that found the leaky implants. She clearly has more money then sense. And jeez she might jump off the roof if one more person calls her beautiful

[homeperm]

Do doctors really write "beautiful 48 years old women"?

Yoyo is completely insane point blank period.

She was prescribed seroquel which is prescribed for bipolar disease.

Sounds like she simply did not accept her diagnosis lol

Night sweats?

Hello , MENOPAUSE, it's me Yolanda.

I don't know what her problem is, exactly, but she lies like a champ. She lies. That's all there's to it.

 

As for the 48 year old beautiful woman bit, ("If one more person tells me I'm beautiful, I'm going to scream."), I believe that's the definition of a humble brag. More accurately, it's High Humble Brag.

[WireWrap]

For anyone that missed it, here is a through and accurate recap/blog of the show. LOL   http://tamaratattles.com/2016/03/01/yolanda-on-dr-oz-her-journey-to-the-center-of-the-lyme/#comments

[FanOfTheFans]

Do doctors really write "beautiful 48 years old women"?

Yoyo is completely insane point blank period.

She was prescribed seroquel which is prescribed for bipolar disease.

Sounds like she simply did not accept her diagnosis lol

Night sweats?

Hello , MENOPAUSE, it's me Yolanda.

I can tell you as a nurse with years experience of reading doctor's documentation that no, no they do not write that type of drivel. Medical records are legal documents and they write in a clinical matter. This woman is ridiculous. I don't know what her motivations are but nothing makes any sense. The more she talks, the worse she looks.

There were several red flags from a medical standpoint with what she said. I just don't have the energy with her anymore. I truly feel for her family. With her, I don't know if it is mental issues or she is just that manipulative.

[Wings]

This link, also posted above is appalling.  She was able to negate the prenup with Mohamed because she claimed she could not take care of herself after she broke her back during child birth.  It appears she is trying to negate the prenup with David because she is sick and cannot take care of herself.   This woman is a predator. 

 

http://www.allaboutthetea.com/2016/03/01/look-at-yolanda-fosters-mirror-marriages-divorces/

[homeperm]

You guys, I need to tell you something. I am living through an invisible time of life called menopause. I'd like to raise awareness and become the face of menopause.

 

I sometimes feel drowsy in the afternoon. Tomorrow I'm bringing my car in for an oil change and tire rotation. I have to drive 6 miles to get to the service center. My face looks different than it did 30 years ago. It looks older. I have had one hot flash so far and sometimes I get so cold that I have to put on a sweater. Today I paid my gas and electric bill. I have days, many of them, when I don't feel like getting out of bed to work for eight hours. The struggle is real, my friends. Please do not question my integrity as a woman. Chronic menopause is a pandemic. Just ask Dr. Oz. I showed him the record of my irregular periods that I've jotted down in a notebook.

 

Please feel sorry for me.

xoxo

Homeperm

 

 

[WireWrap]

You guys, I need to tell you something. I am living through an invisible time of life called menopause. I'd like to raise awareness and become the face of menopause.

 

I sometimes feel drowsy in the afternoon. Tomorrow I'm bringing my car in for an oil change and tire rotation. I have to drive 6 miles to get to the service center. My face looks different than it did 30 years ago. It looks older. I have had one hot flash so far and sometimes I get so cold that I have to put on a sweater. Today I paid my gas and electric bill. I have days, many of them, when I don't feel like getting out of bed to work for eight hours. The struggle is real, my friends. Please do not question my integrity as a woman. Chronic menopause is a pandemic. Just ask Dr. Oz. I showed him the record of my irregular periods that I've jotted down in a notebook.

 

Please feel sorry for me.

xoxo

Homeperm

Thank You for that snort inducing laugh, it was much needed after seeing the Oz show today. LOL

[FanOfTheFans]

You beat me to it. What a load of BS. I have seen thousands upon thousands of medical records and I have never seen beautiful in an H &P. I've seen looks older/younger then stated age, well nourished /underweight, agitated/comatose, etc that's some Yo BS right there. Vicki8675209 can you weigh in on this? Have you ever heard of such a thing? And she can thank David for forcing her to get a body scan that found the leaky implants. She clearly has more money then sense. And jeez she might jump off the roof if one more person calls her beautiful

ITA. Let's play out this scenario with a doctor documenting Yo as beautiful in his chart. Let's pretend that she accuses said doctor of inappropriate behavior towards her and she decides to sue. Now the documents are read in court where he calls her beautiful on the record. How's that going to look in court? Case won for Yo right there.

Doctors pay a huge amount of money for malpractice insurance. Does anyone really believe they are going to chart in this manner? It does not happen.

[Wings]

You guys, I need to tell you something. I am living through an invisible time of life called menopause. I'd like to raise awareness and become the face of menopause.

 

I sometimes feel drowsy in the afternoon. Tomorrow I'm bringing my car in for an oil change and tire rotation. I have to drive 6 miles to get to the service center. My face looks different than it did 30 years ago. It looks older. I have had one hot flash so far and sometimes I get so cold that I have to put on a sweater. Today I paid my gas and electric bill. I have days, many of them, when I don't feel like getting out of bed to work for eight hours. The struggle is real, my friends. Please do not question my integrity as a woman. Chronic menopause is a pandemic. Just ask Dr. Oz. I showed him the record of my irregular periods that I've jotted down in a notebook.

 

Please feel sorry for me.

xoxo

Homeperm

 

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! 

 

Love this.

[Wings]

It was really gross, wasn't it? I don't care what he does in his private practice, he's a hack on TV. Did you enjoy the Q and A/Worship Yolanda segment at the end?

 

She's an inspiration alright. 

 

 

I think the audience was hand picked and coached.  

[ElDosEquis]

Actually?

People got mad at My Loh-ve for the divorce, but as we move along, we see that he was right to bail out.

 

Do not be so quick to judge Dr Oz, he may have given her enough rope to hang herself by allowing her on the show and to document her 'invisibility'.

People are going to start giving her the stink eye when she shows up to events?

[Satchels of gold]

ITA. Let's play out this scenario with a doctor documenting Yo as beautiful in his chart. Let's pretend that she accuses said doctor of inappropriate behavior towards her and she decides to sue. Now the documents are read in court where he calls her beautiful on the record. How's that going to look in court? Case won for Yo right there.

Doctors pay a huge amount of money for malpractice insurance. Does anyone really believe they are going to chart in this manner? It does not happen.

I have a sneaky feeling what Yo considers a " doctor " is not what we consider a doctor. Hell Daisy is a nurse now so......anything is possible. Seriously that is just a ridiculous statement. Beyond the realm ofpossibility unless the Dr. Is Dr. Pepper and he was trying to sell her a soft drink. She is beyond ignorant doesn't even know what she doesn't know. Edited March 2, 2016 by nc socialworker

[nexxie]

As you all know, I don't doubt that Yo is ill - but I did find her home set-up a bit shocking. I felt really fortunate that I could take time from work when I was really sick - but to have all that equipment, personnel and scheduled therapies is beyond anything I've seen or heard of. It makes me wonder if she has substituted the attention she once got because of her beauty for a new kind of attention - and it was interesting that she used that word "beautiful" in talking about her doctors' descriptions of her. I know Yolanda is physically ill, but there's something psychological or emotional too imo.

[Satchels of gold]

^ interesting and insightful observation.

[Lura]

This is just absolutely the most unbelievable story I've heard in a long time.  How does Yolanda get away with this, and how can Dr. Oz play along with her?  He's supposedly a medical doctor, yet he allows her drivel to go on and on without questioning what she says.  He gave her the biggest gift she could have asked for.  He legitimatized her!!!  Unless Oz was willing to present both sides of the story and press for answers to any inconsistencies, he NEVER should have been allowed to have had her on!  This was in no way a balanced show.  Exactly what was their arrangement before they hit the airwaves?  It had to have been a doozy.

 

Yolanda had to have smirked or giggled all the way home.  I can almost see it.  She is pure, unadulterated evil to be leading people up the garden path and feeding them stories that are pure fiction!  Whatever she has in mind for her future, I couldn't even guess, but I'll bet you dollars to donuts that SHE knows!  She has it all planned out, and the heck with the rest of the world or what it thinks of her.  I TOTALLY think now that Yo is intelligent.  There's no question.  She has planned everything down to the letter, and the heck with the show or her standing in BH.  She'll be off to the races with an enormous sack of cash as soon as her divorce is final.

 

Sick or not, I don't give a whack!  I just wish that someone could beat her at her own game!