The GCEh?C: Canadian Episodes (Spoilers for Non-Canadians)

[Foghorn Leghorn]

I think Kyle will end up being the killer to get rid of yet another actor playing Kyle once and for all.  They have all not worked and this is the worst ever.  

[Tippi]

The writing and plotting for this has gotten so bad that I am convinced Y&R hired the writers for the last season of Dexter. 

[Artsda]

With the way Victor was in the shadows while Kevin and Jack talked, Kyle is probably Victor's partner wanting the change in hierarchy at Jabot. 

Edited April 10, 2015 by Artsda

[photo fox]

I think Kyle will end up being the killer to get rid of yet another actor playing Kyle once and for all.  They have all not worked and this is the worst ever.

He's horrible, and he's on constantly. I realize Kyle is legacy, but it's just so jarring to me to bring the character back so abruptly and shove him into every other scene.

The only way they can redeem this story and miscasting is to have him be obsessed with Dummer and take out both of them in a murder-suicide.

[Canadian]

OMG, I burst out laughing when Joe went over the balcony, that was the funniest scene, watching his shoes disappear was hilarious...I am still chuckling just thinking about it..I think I'll go watch it again...

[Foghorn Leghorn]

I think Kelly is the one Victor keeps talking to, who else would call Jack over and over and hang up and Victor knows it is her immediately.

 

Ok that whole Joe off the balcony thing is a fake!  Joe won't be down there when Avery finally gets there, a set up of some kind!

 

Shallow as I am I have to comment on Chelsea's braids, the Heidi look ain't working and makes her face a perfect square shape.  And what is under her left nostril?  I have seen it several times and sometimes the camera angle and lighting really pick up on it.  

 

Kyle and Summer just have to go...why didn't they flip off a balcony?!!

[PatsyandEddie]

Did you just invent a new word, Patsy?  Maybe I just haven't heard it before but I love it, and Sage is pissy, for sure.

 

I cannot tell a lie movinon. It wasn't I who came up with that one. I'm rather fond of it myself LOL

Sage has two faces, one for Nick and one for everybody else. 

OMG, I burst out laughing when Joe went over the balcony, that was the funniest scene, watching his shoes disappear was hilarious...I am still chuckling just thinking about it..I think I'll go watch it again...

 

Watching while you rewind in slow motion is even better.

 

Kyle IS a little POS. How old is this guy? He sounds like a sulky teenager bitching about his parents. I thought he had been living in NY working on Wall street. He's even too stuck up for that crew.

[Toomuchsoap]

Okay. According to

SOD - and this is according to that Dave Bedford fellow, which I haven't verified by picking up the latest edition - has supposed revealed that Sage is Victor's mystery co-conspirator, and that Sharon will indeed be arrested for the murders.

[PatsyandEddie]

Thanks TMS. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. 

[Toomuchsoap]

I read the "official" SOD spoiler for next week and there's nothing in those that relate to these; however, EB said in his earlier Tweet that the collaborator would be revealed on April 21st. The way things are going down fast and furious with Austin's murder investigation, though, I wouldn't be surprised at all to see the other one turn out true by Monday or Tuesday next. 

 

I'm beginning to wonder if it isn't Sage who's responsible for either the cabin murders or at the very least trying to plant "evidence" trying to frame Sharon. The problem with Austin's murder is that she was with Dick when the UG collapsed, and supposedly Austin was murdered somewhat simultaneously. If she's working for Turd, he may have her trying to take down his most recent enemy, Sharon, simultaneously, but I don't know whether he's aware that Austin was murdered at this point or not. And, of course, Sage would be all too delighted to get Sharon out of the picture and probably wouldn't mind leaving incriminating evidence to get Sharon sent away. Has Nick actually confided anything to Sage concerning Austin and whether there's some suspicion by Noah and the others that Sharon could have been responsible? I don't remember. I will say that I was surprised that Sage knew about Courtney's death and showed up at the station that quickly. Maybe she never left?

 

 I'm just trying to figure out if Turd knows that Sage is getting a regular lube job from Dickolas or not. Maybe he doesn't care. In fact, it probably all works as far as the giant shithole is concerned. He's probably promised to smooth things over with Dick on her behalf when he finds out that Sage has been conspiring with him and knew all along that Gabriel is actually his presumed dead half brother. In fact I'd bet that Turd has promised Sage the shiniest brass knob - er, ring, for conspiring with him. I hope this thing blows up in Turd's face so spectacularly that he winds up in shackles in that Supermax in Colorado, along with his moll. 

 

ETA:  The Sage spoiler is supposedly for May 1st according to the original source.

Edited April 10, 2015 by Toomuchsoap

[Capricasix]

OMG, I burst out laughing when Joe went over the balcony, that was the funniest scene, watching his shoes disappear was hilarious...I am still chuckling just thinking about it..I think I'll go watch it again...

I laughed, too :-D

[Toomuchsoap]

Ya know, that spoiler about Sage makes a lot of sense the more I think about it, especially

in light of how it would probably blow the entire Abbott family apart in a way that it would be hard to put the pieces back together quickly enough to stave off a hostile takeover by Turd. With Jack and Ashley already beginning to skirmish about who should rightfully have the CEO spot, with the coming revelation that Gabriel Bingham is Adam Newman - known all the while by Jack who has installed him as an executive at Jabot under his brother's and sisters' noses - Jack will have committed a felony by harboring the person who is believed to have committed felony manslaughter of his niece. Not only would that have the power to have Jack removed from his CEO spot, it would potentially have him spend millions in defending himself against criminal prosecution and probably spending at least some time behind bars. The additional benefit that Turd must be salivating about is the very real possibility that Billyboy would probably be facing criminal charges himself in the abduction of his daughter's alleged killer, assault with a deadly weapon and ultimately shooting Adam vigilante-style (yeah, I know it didn't happen that way back then, but this Prattland now) and leaving him to die in his wrecked vehicle following the accident that supposedly claimed his life. With both Abbott brothers not only facing off against each other about Jack's secret, criminal prosecution, Ashley having been exposed as un-Abbott, Kyle not being ready for primetime and Traci completely incapable of managing the ongoing business of the family's legacy company, what better argument could Turd come up with to defend his hostile takeover the Abbott family legacy business? I can hear it now, "I respected John Abbott. He would be ashamed that his legacy has come to this with two sons who tarnish the family's proud name".

SMDH. I hate this. But I believe it's probably pretty close to how this is gonna turn out.

Edited April 10, 2015 by Toomuchsoap

[movinon]

Ya know, that spoiler about Sage makes a lot of sense the more I think about it, especially

in light of how it would probably blow the entire Abbott family apart in a way that it would be hard to put the pieces back together quickly enough to stave off a hostile takeover by Turd. With Jack and Ashley already beginning to skirmish about who should rightfully have the CEO spot, with the coming revelation that Gabriel Bingham is Adam Newman - known all the while by Jack who has installed him as an executive at Jabot under his brother's and sisters' noses - Jack will have committed a felony by harboring the person who is believed to have committed felony manslaughter of his niece. Not only would that have the power to have Jack removed from his CEO spot, it would potentially have him spend millions in defending himself against criminal prosecution and probably spending at least some time behind bars. The additional benefit that Turd must be salivating about is the very real possibility that Billyboy would probably be facing criminal charges himself in the abduction of his daughter's alleged killer, assault with a deadly weapon and ultimately shooting Adam vigilante-style (yeah, I know it didn't happen that way back then, but this Prattland now) and leaving him to die in his wrecked vehicle following the accident that supposedly claimed his life. With both Abbott brothers not only facing off against each other about Jack's secret, criminal prosecution, Ashley having been exposed as un-Abbott, Kyle not being ready for primetime and Traci completely incapable of managing the ongoing business of the family's legacy company, what better argument could Turd come up with to defend his hostile takeover the Abbott family legacy business? I can hear it now, "I respected John Abbott. He would be ashamed that his legacy has come to this with two sons who tarnish the family's proud name".

SMDH. I hate this. But I believe it's probably pretty close to how this is gonna turn out.

It would certainly explain how she can move out and divorce Gabe and survive on her own.  Where the hell is she sleeping? -  and we know Nick never feeds her.  The little twit has no job, and no means of support - gotta be Victor's money.

Edited April 11, 2015 by movinon

[movinon]

With the way Victor was in the shadows while Kevin and Jack talked, Kyle is probably Victor's partner wanting the change in hierarchy at Jabot. 

Remember Victor said "Nobody can know we know each other" and Kyle lived with Victor for a while.  It's hard to think of anyone that Victor doesn't know.   Maybe he has more than one minion - the old Turd always has more of everything.  I'd be totally intrigued, if I wasn't so bored, and so busy hating Pratt.

Edited April 10, 2015 by movinon

[UsernameFatigue]

The funniest thing about today's epi was Avery telling Paul that she didn't expect Joe to kiss her. Seriously? She should have been shocked if he hadn't kissed her. How many times has she been 'surprised' now? For an attorney she is pretty dumb.  When Paul was interrogating Avery, I totally expected one of them to come to the conclusion that Sharon pushed Joe over the balcony. Just because.

[crosby777]

 

Kyle is a rude little shit. Jack should backhand that fucking twerp. He always rolls his eyes when Jack dares to speak to him. Like this is a burden. Can someone kill him, please.

LMFAO I agree but who can blame him. Jack is a fuck up. I would have a hard time not rolling my eyes at that idiot.

 

Remember Victor said "Nobody can know we know each other" and Kyle lived with Victor for a while.  It's hard to think of anyone that Victor doesn't know.   Maybe he has more than one minion - the old Turd always has more of everything.  I'd be totally intrigued, if I wasn't so bored, and so busy hating Pratt.

That line is what makes me think it has to be Sage.

[movinon]

 

I cannot tell a lie movinon. It wasn't I who came up with that one. I'm rather fond of it myself LOL

Oh no. Patsy!  I find I am rather stupid and it's quite common - just never noticed it before.  The only other place I can find it on this board, is on page 66 and "Getting to know GC"  you used Dickmatized, and Boobmatized - Summer & Austin, I think.  It's used quite often on the GH board - do you drift over there when you are lost?  On google, it's everywhere, so obviously, I'm doing too much skimming - there's just SO MUCH to read.. 

[PatsyandEddie]

Oh don't be so hard on yourself movinon. There is a lot to read everywhere and sometimes it's all just too much. I admit to watching GH to see Maura West but can't stomach MS so my viewership is rather minimal. I do get a chuckle out of the posts over there though.

[movinon]

OMG, I burst out laughing when Joe went over the balcony, that was the funniest scene, watching his shoes disappear was hilarious...I am still chuckling just thinking about it..I think I'll go watch it again...

It went by so fast, I couldn't really appreciate it, but the still about 1/4 down page 250 in the daily episode thread is priceless.  Suby found it on twitter and posted it.  I do love me some Joe, even slicked up, but that WAS too funny.  This is the Joe I want, and I want him with Sharon.

 

Edited April 11, 2015 by movinon

[Slowpokey]

It went by so fast, I couldn't really appreciate it, but the still about 1/4 down page 250 in the daily episode thread is priceless.  Suby found it on twitter and posted it.  I do love me some Joe, even slicked up, but that WAS too funny.  This is the Joe I want, and I want him with Sharon.

 

Oh My!!!! He and Sharon would be hot together!!!!

[Evenshorter]

It went by so fast, I couldn't really appreciate it, but the still about 1/4 down page 250 in the daily episode thread is priceless.  Suby found it on twitter and posted it.  I do love me some Joe, even slicked up, but that WAS too funny.  This is the Joe I want, and I want him with Sharon.

 

Oh. My. I need this Joe to show up. Maybe if they don't shave him for a while in the hospital....

[basiltherat]

That's the same guy??!!  Why is Show hiding his light under a (greasy) barrel?

[Foghorn Leghorn]

Hey Joe is still sexy whether his hair is messed up or he has an unshaven look...the man is good looking either way!   

[C76]

Kudos to the person who first came up with the theory about Jack having a doppelgänger. That was revealed at the end of today's show, along with confirmation that Kooky Kelly is still alive. 

[Suby]

How exciting!  Kelly is back!  Jack has a doppleganger!  

Just in time for nice weather - I know I won't have to lose precious outdoors time for this dreck.  Thanks Show!

[miamama]

It was actually REALLY funny today I thought. Kelly at the end. lol. I think it was UCG but it may be intentionally campy -- however when she appeared to a gagged and tied up Jack in her vacation wear (flowery dress and cork wedges) and hair carefully highlighted and blown dry and said "hello JACK." I laughed my ass off. I watched that scene a few times and laughed just as hard each time. 

 

I'm going to appreciate PB's acting abilities. He's already showing such great subtle differences between the "Jacks." As lame as it is and as horrible as watching Sharon ganged up on by FUCKING Summer and Kyle is, at least my faves are front and centre.

 

 

[Capricasix]

DoppelJack has a third name now - Yack! Appropriate, I think.

[LeftPhalange]

It was actually REALLY funny today I thought. Kelly at the end. lol. I think it was UCG but it may be intentionally campy -- however when she appeared to a gagged and tied up Jack in her vacation wear (flowery dress and cork wedges) and hair carefully highlighted and blown dry and said "hello JACK." I laughed my ass off. I watched that scene a few times and laughed just as hard each time. 

 

Ugh so this filthy bitch really is going to keep Jack held captive. CM is delusional if she thinks she's getting a contract. Smelly will be discarded as soon as Victor has no more use for her.

[NinjaPenguins]

The hell? What in the wretched fuck did Jack do to Victor to deserve being held captive by the Wicked Wig of Genoa City? Has there been something major since Jack and Adam faked that diary?

 

Also, if Jerk is the one who mounted Kelly in the storage room, well, isn't that rape? Kelly consented to sex with Jack; she didn't consent to sex with a stranger's dick attached to Jack's face. I don't like Kelly, but that shit ain't cool, to put it mildly. Will Jerk hit the sheets with Phyllis to keep up the ruse? I hope Jerk actually dumps her so we don't have a second disgusting violation. Dog only knows what Kelly has planned for real Jack.

[miamama]

Will Jerk hit the sheets with Phyllis to keep up the ruse? I hope Jerk actually dumps her so we don't have a second disgusting violation. Dog only knows what Kelly has planned for real Jack.

 

They already did the deed. So you can add Phyllis to the list of rape victims. Jerk opened her robe and enjoyed a gaze of her breasts before they got it on. Seriously. 

 

Jack in the restraints, gagged, was quite disturbing. But then Kelly arrived like she was going shopping at the tourists bazaar. Hard to tell which way they are going. Misery did a pretty effective job of being both camp and horror. And presumably that is what Pratt is going for since he does nothing original.

 

As for Jack and Jerk, the way I saw it, Jack and Phyllis got married and the switch happened while Phyllis was in the bath. Jerk then appeared, playing with his new wedding ring, for the sex part.

 

DoppelJack has a third name now - Yack! Appropriate, I think.

 

The Swedish minister made me laugh. I quite liked the "Yack" bit. 

Ugh so this filthy bitch really is going to keep Jack held captive. CM is delusional if she thinks she's getting a contract. Smelly will be discarded as soon as Victor has no more use for her.

Jack would also be perfectly entitled to kill her in an escape attempt.

[Capricasix]

I think that whole "ghost" bit was supposed to be the passage "whither thou goest, I will go". I only recognized it because it was one of the readings at my own wedding!

[NinjaPenguins]

Thanks, miamama. I am seriously grossed out now. May the character of Victor fall face first on a porcupine.

[miamama]

Thanks, miamama. I am seriously grossed out now. May the character of Victor fall face first on a porcupine.

What I also found gross was Victoria tagging along with Daddy the whole episode (again). Why do they bother? Once she finds out what he has actually done she will be angry for two episodes and then be all Daddy Daddy I love you and need you!

 

It is all seriously messed up. But you know where it's going. Jerk is going to go seriously rogue (well I think he already has done with the Austin murder) and everything he does will make Victor's crimes pale in comparison and all will be forgiven. Victor will probably be the one to kill Jerk and save everyone. <eye roll>

 

I would find all this far more watchable if I KNEW Victor will seriously fall hard. But he won't. 

[movinon]

Thanks, miamama. I am seriously grossed out now. May the character of Victor fall face first on a porcupine.

Absolute perfection, as usual - may it be a B-I-G porcupine.

[movinon]

Phyllis may be a bitch, but she's not an idiot.  She is going to notice the difference, if not, the writing has really gone to hell - even Kelly noticed and she IS an idiot.  She made some comment that I can't remember now in the storeroom.  

[LeftPhalange]

The hell? What in the wretched fuck did Jack do to Victor to deserve being held captive by the Wicked Wig of Genoa City? Has there been something major since Jack and Adam faked that diary?

 

I think Victor is

working with Sage

(can't remember if this is just a rumor or if it's been confirmed). If he is then he possibly knows about Adam and that Jack has been aiding him.

[crosby777]

 

and I want him with Sharon.

I could be down for that.. especially with his sick obsession of Avery. 

[Petunia13]

What a surprise Smelly Horse has imprisoned Jack Misery-style. I've only been saying she was gonna do this for months. Ugh. This deranged desperate horse is predictable and transparent as something really obvious and basic. I also think she's going to try to rape Jack if she hasn't already and try to get pregnant. She probably stole some the Turds Viagra and Hex cologne.

Fuck Sage and Steve Bushemi mouth. She'll do anything for a dollar or a dick.

Edited April 14, 2015 by Petunia13

[Toomuchsoap]

I think Victor is

working with Sage

(can't remember if this is just a rumor or if it's been confirmed). If he is then he possibly knows about Adam and that Jack has been aiding him.

 

LP, that was via that Dave Bedford fellow. Take it with a grain of salt if you will, but thus far, this guy has been pretty spot on in the spoiler department. I don't even pretend to know his source (he claims SOD for the Sage tidbit, but indicated last week on Twitter that it's for May 1st), so I don't know who the hell EB was blathering about in his own tweet about his secret ally being revealed on April 21st.  I believe the The Secret Turd has uncovered is that Jack is keeping Adam's identity and the fact that he didn't die confidential. Whether he figured it out because Jack was bleating about Adam when he had his concussion and Turd enlisted her after that or not I don't know. I rather suspect that she came to him at some point prior to Sage and "Gabriel" actually showing up in GC. I guess there'll be some resolution of the questions surrounding how Adam's transformation into Gabriel came to be (whether Constance paid for all the plastic (supposed reconstructive) surgery or Victor did via Sage, and whether Constance was brought into this mess somewhat later when Gabriel was recuperating from the surgery or she was there following the "accident" or what).

 

In thinking about this for a bit, the DoppelJack is obviously Turd's twisted little prank on Jackie. It's a mind fuck (as well as a middle finger fuck you). So you want to play games with my son with assumed identities, do you? You didn't get enough with Mary Jane? I'll show YOU a thing or two about palindromes, you weasel." 

 

And, of course, the unfortunate and dreaded Kelly is brought in to be Turd's little jester. Wonder if he has a videocam positioned in the room. Probably. It's how this shit rolls. Well, at least he tried (or seemingly did) to get Phyllis out of this crap before it got rolling, or that will be his sorry excuse when everything blows up and he's exposed. Are we lucky viewers going to be treated to yet another confrontation between doppelgangers (like the one between twin Phyllises back during LML's days or the two Laurens during MAB)? Maybe, oh maybe, Chuckles could have new wrinkle and have DoppelJack confront Turd with a shotgun and blow his fucking head off. In Texas. Or Florida. So the real Jack would face a capital murder charge, be convicted and face lethal injection if the prison commissions can find any drugs to administer. Oh, goody. Something to look forward to. SMDH. Poor PB. Such ignominy - and for so many years.

Edited April 14, 2015 by Toomuchsoap

[Artsda]

Paul telling Kyle to shut up was great, I wish he would have taken them all in for obstruction though. Especially Summer with smug bitch face on yet when she was the killer she wasn't calling cops or out for justice at all. She needs some time in a jail cell. She's already jumped into bed with her former brother, so now she's wanting Austin's killer to pay? Only because it's Sharon.

 

I really want Sharon to slap her some sense when this is done. Not sure what Noah is thinking, but if he listens to Summer and sides against his mom then Noah needs to be dead to her too. 

 

Ugh another doppleganger story. They have more doppelgangers running around Genoa City than on Vampire Diaries. Does Victor have a factory where he churns them out? Does Jack have a twin too. LOL

[movinon]

 

Maybe, oh maybe, Chuckles could have new wrinkle and have DoppelJack confront Turd with a shotgun and blow his fucking head off. In Texas. Or Florida. So the real Jack would face a capital murder charge, be convicted and face lethal injection if the prison commissions can find any drugs to administer. Oh, goody. Something to look forward to.

This is great, Toomuch - please make it Texas.  I live in Texas - is there anything I can do to help?  This would be the absolutely best day of my life to see Victor's few remaining brains flying in all directions.  Those shotguns are really useful.  Please submit this story to CBS immediately - I fucking can't wait!!!

[PatsyandEddie]

You make great points TMS. Not sure about the Victor knowing its Adam stuff but I agree with the rest. Victor is fucking around again and his doppelgänger has gone rogue AGAIN. I think fake Jack is behind the murders and that little POS Kyle is behind the framing of Sharon. Austin may have caught both Jacks on tape in the park which is why he was killed and Courtney saw the surveillance footage which meant she was doomed. Now if only Vyle and / or Snotflake were next. A girl can dream right?

[pearlite]

Paul telling Kyle to shut up was great, I wish he would have taken them all in for obstruction though. Especially Summer with smug bitch face on yet when she was the killer she wasn't calling cops or out for justice at all. She needs some time in a jail cell. She's already jumped into bed with her former brother, so now she's wanting Austin's killer to pay? Only because it's Sharon.

 

I really want Sharon to slap her some sense when this is done. Not sure what Noah is thinking, but if he listens to Summer and sides against his mom then Noah needs to be dead to her too. 

 

Okay, Madame Pearlite will strap on the Turban of Omniscience here :

 

I predict one great big redemption-arc for Sharon; I can hear it coming down the track [if it has wheels]. I just hope that the push-back that's part of this arc will include Sharon humiliating the hell out of Summer--in a warm, sympathetic way, of course. But somehow I sense I'll be done out of the Sharon-Victor Smackdown that I dream of--couldn't she just torch him this time, rather than just his house?

Edited April 14, 2015 by pearlite

[movinon]

I am missing the hell out of bannana and her fantastic recaps and where the hell are Canadian and boes?  Do you suppose those alien overlords took them?

[pearlite]

I am missing the hell out of bannana and her fantastic recaps and where the hell are Canadian and boes?  Do you suppose those alien overlords took them?

Me, too--I hope they're just enjoying the long-delayed spring weather here.

 

I'm just trying to avoid marking.

[LeftPhalange]

I am missing the hell out of bannana and her fantastic recaps and where the hell are Canadian and boes?  Do you suppose those alien overlords took them?

 

Cockroach had them arrested and charged with attempted murder because they almost ran over a deer that Adam was trying to save from a fire. 

[Toomuchsoap]

This is great, Toomuch - please make it Texas.  I live in Texas - is there anything I can do to help?  This would be the absolutely best day of my life to see Victor's few remaining brains flying in all directions.  Those shotguns are really useful.  Please submit this story to CBS immediately - I fucking can't wait!!!

 

I'm in Texas too. The hubs and I are headed out to sunny California in May. Wanna come with? Part of our agenda is to track down Chuckles Pratt, EB's favorite acolyte who will no doubt be apprehended on his knees servicing his master, knock them both in the head, throw 'em in a tow sack and bring 'em back in the trunk of our car. I haven't planned any further than that yet, but maybe somebody else has some ideas on how to serve up some fresh hell to them. Seems only fair since they're practically killing themselves doing the same to us on a daily basis.

Edited April 14, 2015 by Toomuchsoap

[Capricasix]

You know, last night after I watched the show, I thought that I should do a quick recap because Bannana wasn't around to do one, but then I had to make dinner for my ravening horde (two boys), and by the time dinner was all said and done, I'd forgotten most of what happened!

[movinon]

I'm in Texas too. The hubs and I are headed out to sunny California in May. Wanna come with? Part of our agenda is to track down Chuckles Pratt, EB's favorite acolyte who will no doubt be apprehended on his knees servicing his master, knock them both in the head, throw 'em in a tow sack and bring 'em back in the trunk of our car. I haven't planned any further than that yet, but maybe somebody else has some ideas on how to serve up some fresh hell to them. Seems only fair since they're practically killing themselves doing the same to us on a daily basis.

This is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time .  I would love to go with you, but would have to take my 6 month old great granddaughter.  I take care of her while Mommy works, and I wouldn't want her to witness any violence at this age.  Patsy could probably help you with your plans for them when you get home, but she's too far away to help.  Pokey, peaches and trip could also have some ideas.  To the bolded:  haven't heard that term in years - been pickin' cotton lately?  lol  Crackin' up here.

[Foghorn Leghorn]

Someone had a bath and got their ears lowered!!!