The GCEh?C: Canadian Episodes (Spoilers for Non-Canadians)

[crowsworks]

On 8/27/2020 at 7:30 AM, catalogrrr said:

So, Chancellor publishing is a tabloid gossip rag? That is the only logical explanation for why Billy thinks that this is the “biggest story of the year”. So dumb!

not unless he caught Prince Harry in a threesome with Jennifer and A-rod WHILE all the Cardassians were under the bed and the entire cast of the Voice went on a sexual rampage through a zoo.

2 hours ago, Gam2 said:

Every time I see Theo, I wonder why he’s still on this show. He really has no role and is still as awkward as he was on day one. It’s like he doesn’t know what to do with his body or what to do with his hands or with his face. Be gone with you, Theo. 

but I still like him better than Kyle. I wonder if Kyle has secret oilly ball secret with Theo. I thought that might be where they were going.

[bannana]

So Billy published an article that talks about Faith's kidnapping at birth?  Isn't Faith Victoria's niece? Why isn't she furious about that?

All of these people are acting rather bizarrely. Victoria wanted the article published, but now she is worried it put Prick in a bad light. And yesterday Nick said he didn't care and today he is back to worrying about not just Faith but the family.

Billy is a nutjob. I am just pretending this Billy is a new character because I really cannot believe OR Billy would still be trying to stick it to Adam.

Shouldn't Rey Rey be more interested in the more recent alleged Vegas murder, than the killing of a bad dude by a little kid 20 or more years ago?

First Lily is pissed at Billy and now she's fine because their metrics are good. 🙄  She should get herself a personal lawyer.

So Abby's boyfriend is compromised, Faith's story is outed, and Pricktor is under investigation for accessory to murder. The only Newman not compromised by the story is Victoria except for the part where her father will destroy her.

[peacheslatour]

I'd recommend they all get their own attorney's but Show can't afford more than one at a time.

[crowsworks]

 

 

CAlling Betty crocker to square off with Amanda

They need to air the Newman spawn, Billy and Lily's dirty laundry.

Victor will be building a laundramat the size of the super bowl.

[jewel21]

I want to know where Faith is running off to. I was half expecting her to show up at Adam's door as he was about to leave. Alas, it was not to be. 

 

[crowsworks]

22 hours ago, jewel21 said:

I want to know where Faith is running off to. I was half expecting her to show up at Adam's door as he was about to leave. Alas, it was not to be. 

 

Faith always adored Adam to Nick's consternation. Didn't Adam save her and Noah's lives.

[jewel21]

Well we still don't know where Faith ran off to. Although we did see Ashley so maybe she'll show up at the Abbott Mansion at some point...

Dummer and Vyle are off to elope.

Do. Not. Care. 

Really, Phyllis? You don't know the meaning of the word 'failure?' It's not in your vocabulary? Let's see what your past marriages have to say about that, heh. 

[crowsworks]

Can't wait for someone...anyone to find our Billy had revenge sex with Summer then viciously scorned her goofy crush. He was mad a ...Phyl? he was a middle aged man who picked on the immature dingleberry Dummer

[crowsworks]

Maybe if this comes out Kyle will launch himself and Billy screaming and scratching. Jack will sigh and shake his head. Nick will wait for Billy to go blind then sucker punch him.

 

[jewel21]

35 minutes ago, crowsworks said:

Maybe if this comes out Kyle will launch himself and Billy screaming and scratching. Jack will sigh and shake his head. Nick will wait for Billy to go blind then sucker punch him.

 

Kyle actually knows Billy screwed Dummer. It was part of a bet they had or something. Jack however is unaware as is Nick. 

[basiltherat]

If I remember the story correctly, Dummer threw herself (boobs first) at ButtB, so its not like he deflowered an unwilling virgin.

[Artsda]

Vicky shows no remorse for the Faith part of the article, way to be a good aunt.

[basiltherat]

Hey, Faith is a Newman; she should get used to being bombarded by scandal.

[jewel21]

Oh, Elena, girl, you dumb. 

Way to be so insecure that you'd ruin a relationship with a billionaire by sleeping with his cousin. 

I can't believe I watched shadows having sex. Oh, 2020, you are so bizarre. 

[drtslim]

On 10/1/2020 at 11:25 PM, jewel21 said:

Kyle actually knows Billy screwed Dummer. It was part of a bet they had or something. Jack however is unaware as is Nick. 

I don't think that Kyle knows; because he "won" the bet and Summer was going to sleep with him (then he pretended to fall asleep).

[peacheslatour]

17 hours ago, jewel21 said:

Oh, Elena, girl, you dumb. 

Way to be so insecure that you'd ruin a relationship with a billionaire by sleeping with his cousin. 

I can't believe I watched shadows having sex. Oh, 2020, you are so bizarre. 

Wait...so Elena boinks Dr. Multispecialist? To what end?

[jewel21]

41 minutes ago, peacheslatour said:

Wait...so Elena boinks Dr. Multispecialist? To what end?

She was upset about Hillary/Amanda and I think Nate always had feelings for her. She immediately regretted it. Also Nick saw Elena run out of the clinic all upset, and found Nate shirtless inside.

[peacheslatour]

4 minutes ago, jewel21 said:

She was upset about Hillary/Amanda and I think Nate always had feelings for her. She immediately regretted it. Also Nick saw Elena run out of the clinic all upset, and found Nate shirtless inside.

Ruh roh. 🐸

[basiltherat]

I thought Natey Nate Nate was a paragon of virtue!  Or is it only for YOU and not for him?!

[crowsworks]

On 10/2/2020 at 10:27 AM, basiltherat said:

If I remember the story correctly, Dummer threw herself (boobs first) at ButtB, so its not like he deflowered an unwilling virgin.

Yeah but Billy let her think he loved her only to roll off her and tell her it was just revenge against Phyl and he couldn't stand Dummer -  it was pretty gross -- also Kyle betting was gross too.  Ahh  kUMMER  is a love story for the ages alright

On 10/3/2020 at 12:16 AM, jewel21 said:

Oh, Elena, girl, you dumb. 

Way to be so insecure that you'd ruin a relationship with a billionaire by sleeping with his cousin. 

I can't believe I watched shadows having sex. Oh, 2020, you are so bizarre. 

That Shadow looked like devon's little light-bulb head - not Nates

Also Devon will suggest marriage and she'll keep quiet and turn up pregnant

[Gam2]

1 hour ago, crowsworks said:

Yeah but Billy let her think he loved her only to roll off her and tell her it was just revenge against Phyl and he couldn't stand Dummer -  it was pretty gross -- also Kyle betting was gross too.  Ahh  kUMMER  is a love story for the ages alright

That Shadow looked like devon's little light-bulb head - not Nates

Also Devon will suggest marriage and she'll keep quiet and turn up pregnant

In 2020, we still have to be subjected to the WTD story line? With 100 types of birth control and all of this knowledge, we still don’t know how to have unwanted pregnancies even between two doctors? This give me a massive migraine.

Just now, Gam2 said:

In 2020, we still have to be subjected to the WTD story line? With 100 types of birth control and all of this knowledge, we still don’t know how to have unwanted pregnancies even between two doctors? This give me a massive migraine.

I meant to say” how to not have unwanted pregnancies”, of course. Sorry!

[bannana]

I really am not shocked that Elena would screw around on Devon, but I was surprised that Nate would do so.

[jewel21]

Jared almost died so they were emotional and drinking beer after hours. And Elena is so frickin' insecure about Amanda. 

[crowsworks]

On 10/3/2020 at 6:24 PM, peacheslatour said:

Ruh roh. 🐸

Nick, mind your own damn bidness. He is the LAST person to make moral-eyes

On 10/5/2020 at 12:19 AM, jewel21 said:

Jared almost died so they were emotional and drinking beer after hours. And Elena is so frickin' insecure about Amanda. 

Hey, they only had Shadow sex. Maybe they'll get a Game of Thrones Shadow baby.

[crowsworks]

Is it wishful thinking or is Gaspy on her last Gasp in the PH elevator

 

[crowsworks]

soap central has an interview with Gloria (Judith) saying she's back as of this month? 

[drtslim]

On 10/4/2020 at 9:48 PM, bannana said:

I really am not shocked that Elena would screw around on Devon, but I was surprised that Nate would do so.

Nate has been presented as a very upright and moral person, but I think that he's had feelings for Elena for awhile.

[peacheslatour]

9 hours ago, crowsworks said:

soap central has an interview with Gloria (Judith) saying she's back as of this month? 

For how long, I wonder.

[jewel21]

4 hours ago, LucindaWalsh said:

Oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh!! I came here looking for spoilers for why Chelsea is sprawled on the floor at the end of today's episode, I only came into the room at the end of it, and instead I get this little gem! Please confirm that this is going to happen? I just said to myself last week that this show needs a Gloria character because I thought JC would never be able to come back. 

Yup, it's true. She posted about it on her FB page. I was shocked when I read it. 

On 10/6/2020 at 1:15 AM, crowsworks said:

Is it wishful thinking or is Gaspy on her last Gasp in the PH elevator

 

Sadly, she's fine. We never even got to see her in the hospital gasping for dear life. Today's episode showed her lying on the couch with a blanket over herself and an ice pack on her head. 

 

[crowsworks]

On 10/6/2020 at 1:15 AM, crowsworks said:

Is it wishful thinking or is Gaspy on her last Gasp in the PH elevator

 

So what the hell was that about? Much needed attempt at Slapstick? What???

I keep waiting for Chels to mine her con artist skills and DO something...anything but gasp. Now she's going to what...? SHe is as my grampap used to say "Worthless as teets on a boar hog"

OK he didn't say teets

[crowsworks]

I feel bad for the actors and crew trying to film during this mess. They can't go to other countries like Movies to finish.

oH Heck I feel sorry for everyone. 

[bannana]

I admit, this new conflict between Phyllis and Pricktoria is interesting. But MTS must have gone to the School of Chewing Scenery as she is worse than ever before. I actively hate Phyllis, and GT did not make me feel that way. 

[Kemper]

Gloria coming back is the best thing I have heard about this soap in months, maybe years.  But please don't tell me that this will mean more of Kevin (and his forehead) and Chloe.  Would they match her back up with Jack?  It is criminal that the most attractive man on the show is constantly without a partner.  

[deirdra]

9 hours ago, bannana said:

I admit, this new conflict between Phyllis and Pricktoria is interesting. But MTS must have gone to the School of Chewing Scenery as she is worse than ever before. I actively hate Phyllis, and GT did not make me feel that way. 

MS has also taken to stabbingly pointing her finger in the vast airspace between her and whoever else is in the scene.  Annoying. And it doesn't make her point any clearer.

Edited October 9, 2020 by deirdra

[boes]

1 hour ago, deirdra said:

MS has also taken to stabbingly pointing her finger in the vast airspace between her and whoever else is in the scene.  Annoying. And it doesn't make her point any clearer.

She's gonna put somebody's eye out with that thing!

[peacheslatour]

3 minutes ago, boes said:

She's gonna put somebody's eye out with that thing!

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, Missy.

[drtslim]

I'm surprised that Nate being so quick to tell Devon to set Elena free didn't give him pause.  Nate was not subtle in his attempts to push Amanda off on Devon either, lol!

[Artsda]

Mariah usually has better instincts with people, she's so blinded by being "Team Ray" that she thought Sharon was beaming and happy over this rushed engagement?

[bannana]

3 hours ago, drtslim said:

I'm surprised that Nate being so quick to tell Devon to set Elena free didn't give him pause.  Nate was not subtle in his attempts to push Amanda off on Devon either, lol!

Nate is a complete asshole, when he talked to Devon and said he would never lie to him. Fuck him.

2 hours ago, Artsda said:

Mariah usually has better instincts with people, she's so blinded by being "Team Ray" that she thought Sharon was beaming and happy over this rushed engagement?

Yes, maybe. We the viewers know where this is going, but they don't.

But I am so loving the Mariah big sister moments with Faith. That at least gives me hope. I love the two of them together. And Faith is amazing considering everything she has endured.

[jewel21]

Well damn if that didn't make me cry. Damn you show, damn you.

[PatsyandEddie]

I was a snivelling wreck after. I realize that it would have been a much different final scene sans Covid but those Abbotts can make me cry, Jack especially. 

[pearlite]

Well, as someone who's lost patience with the show, I can say that ED and EB can still make scenes happen, and that writers are back making Beth Maitland the longsuffering prop... Wouldn't watch the Dina exit, because that's the way I am.

But CLB! The hair! Beyond fabulous!

[rcc]

That ending was very well done as I watched teary eyed. Emmys all around for the acting and writing. 

[PatsyandEddie]

Lola ripping Dummer a new one was inspiring. She has zero f*cks to give. Bwahahahaha!

[jewel21]

Man, I felt bad for poor Theo. None of the Abbotts remembered he exists and thought to call and tell him his grandma died? That's cold. Especially considering he actually seemed to really like Dina. 

 

[crowsworks]

9 minutes ago, jewel21 said:

Man, I felt bad for poor Theo. None of the Abbotts remembered he exists and thought to call and tell him his grandma died? That's cold. Especially consi he actually seemed to really like Dina. 

 

why do I hope Dina set aside a fortune for the spawn of her baby she gave away. Kyle would be in such a snit

[jewel21]

6 minutes ago, crowsworks said:

why do I hope Dina set aside a fortune for the spawn of her baby she gave away. Kyle would be in such a snit

That I would actually love to see. Kyle annoys the hell out of me. Theo can be a dick but I have a soft spot for him. I'm not sure why, lol. 

[bannana]

On 10/16/2020 at 10:15 PM, jewel21 said:

Man, I felt bad for poor Theo. None of the Abbotts remembered he exists and thought to call and tell him his grandma died? That's cold. Especially considering he actually seemed to really like Dina. 

 

This was really surprising especially on Jack's part. But I guess they are setting up Theo to now be the enemy of the Abbotts?

[peacheslatour]

6 minutes ago, bannana said:

This was really surprising especially on Jack's part. But I guess they are setting up Theo to now be the enemy of the Abbotts?

Has he done anything to them? I don't think boinking Lola would be a problem, what else has he done?

[deirdra]

I don't particularly like lazy Theo, but I'm hoping Dina gives him a big chunk of her estate, since she made a point of making sure Ashley got the patents to make amends for the dalliance with Brent Davis, she could also make amends for her dalliance with Stuart Brooks.  The Abbott children have been surrounded by money and opportunities their entire lives; they got good educations, plenty of money, Jabot, patents, and the Mansion from John, and Jill/Billy got Chancellor stuff too, whereas Theo's father died young so his mother probably needed anything left to raise him, without a lot of perks.