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I love Corey! He went on a double date with Jeremy.

 

Too bad this was a tweet-n-delete, but Teen Mom Junkies has the picture. 

 

#lifeafterleah

Hee Hee..  I inadvertently called it a few months ago when I commented that Corey and Jeremy looked like they could be bros if Leah wasn't in the picture.  Fast forward to double dating and Life After Leah!  She must be thrilled that those two are friends and can now compare notes. 

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Yeah, I can't even imagine the school standards there. Not only is everyone's speech full of grammatical errors "we was", "we is", etc. -keep in mind, Leah was able to graduate high school in the spring of 2010, after being on bedrest/maternity leave for much of the 2009-2010 school year. She missed an ENTIRE semester and still graduated on time, and we know damn well she didn't make up the time while raising two infants and screaming at Corey, and she wasn't shown doing any work while on bedrest either. I don't have much hopes for any member of that particular graduating class.

Indeed, the schools "aren't well" in that region, but I remember a teacher in the fourth grade trying to teach us to correct some of the regional quirks. Like, pronouncing "once" like "wunst" and "I saw" instead of "I seen." Some of the more conscientious students paid attention, but we didn't really talk like that to begin with. The ones that did just made jokes about it and went on with their lives. "I seen" is a huge pet peeve of mine, and it makes me cringe every time I hear it. The rest doesn't really bother me that much.

 

You're talking about a region in which the start of deer season is an excusable absence in schools, or at least it was when I lived there. The deer cam thing doesn't really surprise me much.

 

There is a divide between "holler folk" and "valley folk," as colloquial as that sounds. There are plenty of people who are normal and don't have strong accents and have no problem using correct grammar and spelling, and then there are some who just embrace it. 

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So, Leah cheated on both Cory and Jermy with her old boyfriend Robbie?

Is it known how she got caught? Was she even caught, or did she confess?

Is the cheating with Robbie what was ultimately the final straw that ended both of the marriages?

When she cheated on Corey, I think she fessed up on her own but I could be wrong. Robbie was seen driving around town in a car borrowed from the Calverts and gossip about that circulated. Then there was also the famous claim that a deercam captured him coming or going. If I remember, she claimed that she chose to end the marriage with Corey because he had the nerve to buy a more reliable truck to get to work.

Yeah, I can't even imagine the school standards there. Not only is everyone's speech full of grammatical errors "we was", "we is", etc. -keep in mind, Leah was able to graduate high school in the spring of 2010, after being on bedrest/maternity leave for much of the 2009-2010 school year. She missed an ENTIRE semester and still graduated on time, and we know damn well she didn't make up the time while raising two infants and screaming at Corey, and she wasn't shown doing any work while on bedrest either. I don't have much hopes for any member of that particular graduating class.

I remember reading that Leah only finished because she had help from a “School Age Expectant Mothers Program” at career center.

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I still can't believe how timeless Roseanne is. It's been what, thirty years? And I know Roseanne herself wrote at least part of the scripts--I don't know if she grew up blue collar, but she sure nailed what it was like on that show. It's one of the reasons we all find it so relatable.

 

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Roseanne did grow up in a blue collar life.

 

Leah may just have to go buy that winning lotto ticket so she can be set for life.  She can then go and do important things like fighting off a bunch of women-hating terrorists.

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Hee Hee.. I inadvertently called it a few months ago when I commented that Corey and Jeremy looked like they could be bros if Leah wasn't in the picture. Fast forward to double dating and Life After Leah! She must be thrilled that those two are friends and can now compare notes.

There were scenes where I could barely tell the two apart, especially if they were both sporting a little scruff and wearing baseball hats. Germy looks like Cory's brother albeit with fairer coloring.

I'm also a huge Roseanne fan. I think the first four seasons of her show were absolutely brilliant. The latter half, not so much.

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But that part was a lie. Dan really died at Darlene's wedding. The lottery was just Roseanne's imagination to deal with it.

 

 

And Leah's life is one big ol' lie as well. lol  She lies on camera when it suits her. She lies to cover her ass. She manipulates and twists the truth. Leah thinks she hit the lotto when she married Jermy. Now, she is back living in the reality that is Landford, with Mama Dawn without Dan (Jermy) in her life.

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When she cheated on Corey, I think she fessed up on her own but I could be wrong. Robbie was seen driving around town in a car borrowed from the Calverts and gossip about that circulated. Then there was also the famous claim that a deercam captured him coming or going. If I remember, she claimed that she chose to end the marriage with Corey because he had the nerve to buy a more reliable truck to get to work.

Corey needed a gooder truck and Leah wanted a gooder trailer.

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Oh this is going to be a GREAT reunion! Mama Dawn yelled at Miranda from the audience for speaking the truth. I. can't. wait.

EXCLUSIVE: Leah Calvert & Miranda Simms Got Into a Nasty Fight at the ‘Teen Mom 2′ Season 6 Reunion

I was hoping somebody would call out Leah as I expect she'll be pushing the rehab for stress and exhaustion angle and deny everything else, and Dr. Drew will be right there coddling her. Didn't expect it to be Miranda.

Dawn can shut up. I might feel for Leah being fresh out of rehab if I thought she was working on herself and not working on bringing a new guy around her kids.

I wonder if deergate will even be mentioned on the show or on the reunion.

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Oh this is going to be a GREAT reunion! Mama Dawn yelled at Miranda from the audience for speaking the truth. I. can't. wait. 

 

EXCLUSIVE: Leah Calvert & Miranda Simms Got Into a Nasty Fight at the ‘Teen Mom 2′ Season 6 Reunion

So poor delicate Leah is such a crap place that she still needs to be protected, but Delta Dawn does not think that she should tell her daughter to shut her legs and stop bringing strange men home to live with her granddaughters, not is this family she opens up her home and invites him in. No surprise that Jermy was all talk once again, what happened to him calling her out at the reunion. Glad Miranda spoke up it must have been hard biting her tongue for so long, while I love that Corey keeps it classy for the girlses I would love for him to explode one day and tell what he really knows.

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I believe it also came out that Leah cheated on Corey the night of her bachelorette party. Apparently, Robbie snuck in through a window, and they "slept" together.

Yep, I'm pretty sure Robbie sold that story to the tabloids after it happened, too. Leah denied it but then we all found out it was true.

Now, I wouldn't cheat on my fiancé anyway, but if I did cheat and then my partner-in-cheating sold a story about it to Ok Magazine, you can bet I'd never be sexing that guy up again. He literally sold her out in the national media. I think any sane person would never talk to someone again who did that, let alone keep having sex with him again & again.

ETA: yep, he sold the story to Ok Magazine - http://starcasm.net/archives/180858

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So poor delicate Leah is such a crap place that she still needs to be protected, but Delta Dawn does not think that she should tell her daughter to shut her legs and stop bringing strange men home to live with her granddaughters, not is this family she opens up her home and invites him in. No surprise that Jermy was all talk once again, what happened to him calling her out at the reunion. Glad Miranda spoke up it must have been hard biting her tongue for so long, while I love that Corey keeps it classy for the girlses I would love for him to explode one day and tell what he really knows.

My guess is that Miranda knows first hand from her time as a policewoman what it means for kids to be around parents with drug issues and women who bring home any guy they meet. That combined with being pregnant (I know when I was pregnant my BS tolerance was so low and I just DNGAF, probably due to the raging hormones), Miranda finally called Leah out. Mama Dawn needs to have a seat and let Leah fight her own battles.

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My guess is that Miranda knows first hand from her time as a policewoman what it means for kids to be around parents with drug issues and women who bring home any guy they meet. That combined with being pregnant (I know when I was pregnant my BS tolerance was so low and I just DNGAF, probably due to the raging hormones), Miranda finally called Leah out. Mama Dawn needs to have a seat and let Leah fight her own battles.

I also think that Miranda's time as a cop made her privy to a whole lot of inside into on Leah's doings and who she was hanging around with. Especially when Jermy was out of town. Even though she's not working as a cop anymore, she still has friends on the force. I bet that just burns Leah's ass. When she's running around with the local losers, Miranda knows about it even if she's a couple towns away. 

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I was hoping somebody would call out Leah as I expect she'll be pushing the rehab for stress and exhaustion angle and deny everything else, and Dr. Drew will be right there coddling her. Didn't expect it to be Miranda.

Dawn can shut up. I might feel for Leah being fresh out of rehab if I thought she was working on herself and not working on bringing a new guy around her kids.

I wonder if deergate will even be mentioned on the show or on the reunion.

 

I would probably do my best to keep quiet in Miranda's shoes- the absolute last thing I would want is to engage the crazy and have the whole Messer Deliverance Clan jumping into the fray and attacking me on social media. I wouldn't want work acquaintances or distant relatives to link me to that freakshow in any way. Miranda must really love Corey, because nothing she has done has made me think she's in this for the "fame".

 

Dawn can shut up. Per the article, it wasn't like Leah was minding her own business and Miranda verbally attacked her out of nowhere. Miranda's outburst was said in retaliation to something Leah did first. So, Leah can sling all the shit she wants, but if anyone calls her out for anything she actually did, they're bullying or attacking Leah? Dawn, your constant enabling of Leah is not only damaging to Leah, but really, really dangerous for your three granddaughters. Please consider their needs over your precious firstborn's at least some of the time. Yes, I realize they're not the ones whose names are on the MTV checks, but seriously- they need to come first.

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I would probably do my best to keep quiet in Miranda's shoes- the absolute last thing I would want is to engage the crazy and have the whole Messer Deliverance Clan jumping into the fray and attacking me on social media.

 

 

Usually I would agree to keeping quiet and classy, as Miranda has been doing, but everyone has a breaking point. I wouldn't want to be in Miranda's shoes, pregnant and still being attacked by the trash known as the Messer's for trying to do the best for her husband and stepdaughters. I really wish MTV had the balls to let the audience ask the girlses questions, I bet they would get a much harder line of questioning then what Sad Panda does.

 

Dawn needs to sit down and shut up. Yelling at a pregnant woman who is calling out your hillbilly princess for being the lying, lazy, irresponsible fool she is making Dawn look even worse then Leah.  It would be great if InTouch would get an exclusive with people in the Messer's community, if not the Sims themselves. I'll bet there is a lot of dirt on them.

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Oh this is going to be a GREAT reunion! Mama Dawn yelled at Miranda from the audience for speaking the truth. I. can't. wait. 

 

EXCLUSIVE: Leah Calvert & Miranda Simms Got Into a Nasty Fight at the ‘Teen Mom 2′ Season 6 Reunion

 

"the four girls, their new boyfriends/husbands, their ex-boyfriends/husbands and kids all in town for the taping"

 

All of that TM2 trash in Los Angeles at the same time?  No wonder there were lightning-caused wildfires and torrential rainstorms back to back.  Someone up in the Heavens was trying to rid the planet of those vermin.   

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For some reason I thought the reunion shows were always filmed in NYC. Is this an exception?

I thought that too. MTV's main studio is practically in times square. I was there once for an event for MTV2's Dew Circuit Breakout performance. One of my friends' bands was in the competition....and lost to that awful band Hellogoodbye. The taping was fun, but they are very strict. You can't even take chapstick into the taping area, lest you be caught on camera applying it. No gum either...and if you boo anyone or make negative comments they will kick you out....so I doubt anyone in the audience that isn't family would be able to ask any tough questions, because they'd be pulled from the audience.

 

[Anyone who might care to see part of it, here it is.. my friend's band Tub Ring covering Justin Timberlake:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJz-lzRWk_8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJz-lzRWk_8

I'm somewhere in the audience on the right side. Their bassist still has a hoodie of mine....which I designed the logo for them. Jerk!!!]

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"the four girls, their new boyfriends/husbands, their ex-boyfriends/husbands and kids all in town for the taping"

 

All of that TM2 trash in Los Angeles at the same time?  No wonder there were lightning-caused wildfires and torrential rainstorms back to back.  Someone up in the Heavens was trying to rid the planet of those vermin.   

LOL 

 

Is that why we were bombarded with that major thunderstorm? Damn. I should have made the connection when I read that Jenelle was on the Sunset Strip. They are too close for comfort. Bad enough I have to worry about Kim Richards being out of rehab and driving around. Too many crazies near me. Maybe I can go take a drive and "accidentally" run over Jenelle and Nips.

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I just saw a sneak peak of the new episode, in it Leah is once again running late and she says "mommy woke up early and everything". Bitch, you have 3 very young kids, your ass should be up early every damn morning.

When my kids were young I was up at the crack of dawn whether I wanted to be or not (now I sleep as late as I want and laugh at my daughter when she's up at the crack of dawn with her kids). I wonder if she locks the kids in their rooms while she sleeps it off or if she just lets them run wild in the house.

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Oh man, Maharincess, that preview already has me ten kinds of stabby. I HATED how she was basically blaming Aleeah, the child, for them running late. Not to mention the 5-year-old is blow drying her own hair, while a toddler wanders around unsupervised. Then we cut to the car scene, where it is SO packed that things are literally falling on poor Adderall! I do not condone fighting in front of kids, but I cannot blame Germy for being at his wit's end in that moment. Straight up awful. 

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To be fair sometimes it IS the kid's fault when they're late - my brother was like that and it only stopped when my Mom finally dropped him off at school in his PJs once after he refused to get out of bed/climbed back into bed for the umpteenth time - but when it's over and over and Mommy's all proud of herself for waking up early while having the 5 year old dry her hair, I don't blame the kids.

 

And yes, why is the car so crammed full in that scene?  Is it always like that, or was there some reason for it?  Guess we'll find out tonight maybe.

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I heard Leah saying it wasn't always like that, that the "clutter" just happened. But then Germy retorted that it was like that "last week" - I guess meaning the last time he was home? Leah is a disorganized slob, so who knows what's going on. No matter what, she should have woke her ass up even EARLIER to make the car safe for her kids to ride in. That was ridiculous. I'm kind of dreading tonight, because I can already feel my blood pressure rising. Why don't I drink? A glass of wine might help me get through it, hee!

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First of all, we can add hoarding to Leah's problems. Why the hell does she have all that shit in the car? Is it because her own house is filled with crap and out of control that it is easier to just leave shit in the back of the vehicle? I loved Jermy's comment that it is like that all the time. Yep, Jermy. I believe you.

 

As for being late, Leah may have gotten up early (what is early? Ten minutes earlier than usual?), but it is her job to make sure her daughter goes to bed at a decent hour so she is not waking up late. If that is the case at all. I can't tell from that snippet if Leah's evil twin woke up late or did anything that caused them to be late. Even so, that is Leah's job to make sure things are getting done and making sure to help her girls be ready.  Just because Leah woke up early once, doesn't mean she was getting shit done. With all that shit in her system, she is likely moving around at a snail's pace.

 

Since this is Leah we are talking about, I will just throw it out there that her house is as chaotic as her doped up teeny tiny brain. I believe there is no set schedule for things. Things just happen when they do. Kids are fed when Leah feels ready to throw a Lunchable at them. Kids go to bed after falling asleep on the couch or the floor after being ignored by their mother for an hour or two. 

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I can't tell from that snippet if Leah's evil twin woke up late or did anything that caused them to be late.

It took me a minute to realize who this was. At first I was going to argue that I am not sure Aleeah can be considered the evil one between herself and Leah, but then I remembered that she's 5. She's got another 20 years to surpass Leah on all things evil. Scary thought.

 

Pity the new guy that walks into that coven and comes across Dawn, Leah's Facebook Venting Granny, Leah, and Aleeah- all in the same room. He'd have to come back with an old priest and a young priest.

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Pity the new guy that walks into that coven and comes across Dawn, Leah's Facebook Venting Granny, Leah, and Aleeah- all in the same room. He'd have to come back with an old priest and a young priest.

That is why Leah will do her best to cast that voodoo that she do. That spell that oozes from her snatch always does the trick. She is like the black widow spider, but instead of killing her mate, she paralyzes him into taking her and her brood as his own and finding her that hillbilly ranch filled with Lunchables and Little Hugs.

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As for being late, Leah may have gotten up early (what is early? Ten minutes earlier than usual?), but it is her job to make sure her daughter goes to bed at a decent hour so she is not waking up late.

 

I will further add, beyond making sure the child is up in plenty of time, it's her job to make sure the child is getting everything done on time (getting dressed, eating, fixing her hair - maybe YOU could blow dry it so the poor thing doesn't accidentally electrocute herself or the unsupervised baby?!). At five, you still don't have a very good grasp of time management. When I'm trying to get my three out the door (7, 5, and 3) I'm constantly watching the clock and letting them know when they need to use the bathroom, put their shoes on, take the dog out, etc. They have responsibilities for sure, but I'm on top of them at this age. 

 

And - HAHA @ your "ten minutes". Yea, I bet getting up "early" for Leah means not sleeping until the last minute and leaving Germy to do everything.

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I will further add, beyond making sure the child is up in plenty of time, it's her job to make sure the child is getting everything done on time (getting dressed, eating, fixing her hair - maybe YOU could blow dry it so the poor thing doesn't accidentally electrocute herself or the unsupervised baby?!). At five, you still don't have a very good grasp of time management. When I'm trying to get my three out the door (7, 5, and 3) I'm constantly watching the clock and letting them know when they need to use the bathroom, put their shoes on, take the dog out, etc. They have responsibilities for sure, but I'm on top of them at this age. 

 

And - HAHA @ your "ten minutes". Yea, I bet getting up "early" for Leah means not sleeping until the last minute and leaving Germy to do everything.

Right. A five year old has no concept of time. To them next week is like six months. Christmas is five years from now, not five months. So, assuming Leah is telling Evil Twin to "hurry ya self up we have to leave in ten minutes", Leah might as well be speaking to Evil Twin in Russian because she just doesn't get time. Apparently, Leah doesn't either.

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I heard Leah saying it wasn't always like that, that the "clutter" just happened. But then Germy retorted that it was like that "last week" - I guess meaning the last time he was home? Leah is a disorganized slob, so who knows what's going on. No matter what, she should have woke her ass up even EARLIER to make the car safe for her kids to ride in. That was ridiculous. I'm kind of dreading tonight, because I can already feel my blood pressure rising. Why don't I drink? A glass of wine might help me get through it, hee!

 

Ah I missed her saying that.  Just happened... uh huh, right. As I mentioned sometimes it really IS the kid's fault when they are late, but it's certainly not their fault the car's a mess or Mommy always/usually gets up late. Poor girls.

That is why Leah will do her best to cast that voodoo that she do. That spell that oozes from her snatch always does the trick. She is like the black widow spider, but instead of killing her mate, she paralyzes him into taking her and her brood as his own and finding her that hillbilly ranch filled with Lunchables and Little Hugs.

 

Sort of a downgrade from a ranch with horses and a pool, eh?

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Well this sneak peek pisses me off, how any of the Messer clan can defend that Leah is the best for the girls after this clip baffles me.

 

http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/teen-mom-2-leah-messer-struggles-raise-daughters-alone/

 

So many questions

Why is the cat blue?

Were the girls left alone in the bath while Leah struggles to stay awake while cooking?

Who puts their kids to bed at midnight on a school night?

Who goes to school drop off without brushing their own hair let alone their kids? It does look like it was Gracie's day maybe Ali will get hers done the next day.

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That is why Leah will do her best to cast that voodoo that she do. That spell that oozes from her snatch always does the trick. She is like the black widow spider, but instead of killing her mate, she paralyzes him into taking her and her brood as his own and finding her that hillbilly ranch filled with Lunchables and Little Hugs.

Or pillbilly ranch.

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Pity the new guy that walks into that coven and comes across Dawn, Leah's Facebook Venting Granny, Leah, and Aleeah- all in the same room. He'd have to come back with an old priest and a young priest.

*Gracie starts spinning her head and spewing pea soup*

Grandma Sandy: "Lookit me. Do we spit? All right, no spittin'!"

I believe it also came out that Leah cheated on Corey the night of her bachelorette party.  Apparently, Robbie snuck in through a window, and they "slept" together. 

Windows appear to function as doors in WV. Grandma Sandy was complaining on Facebook that she wanted to move because her landlord wouldn't let Sandy's guests come in through the windows anymore.

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Anyone else get the feeling that even Corey and Miranda would keep an eye on Addelynne (or however you spell it), if Leah really needed it?  They just seem like the type of people to do the right thing.    Jeff included.  They seem like really good people.  Corey and his family were the best thing that ever happened to Leah, and she threw him away with both hands. 

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Anyone else get the feeling that even Corey and Miranda would keep an eye on Addelynne (or however you spell it), if Leah really needed it?  They just seem like the type of people to do the right thing.    Jeff included.  They seem like really good people.  Corey and his family were the best thing that ever happened to Leah, and she threw him away with both hands. 

I agree, they want to do what's best for the kids, and that includes their sister. Plus they're just good peeps. Germy's parents seem to be pretty okay, and tend to watch Adderall quite often. Still a bummer because the girlses have been raised together up to now, and it sucks to split them. But to relinquish all three to Corey at the same time would be too much for Princess Leah to handle. 

 

There is a concept in the business world called Hero Syndrome--where your job is so specialized because you hoard your workload to yourself and never train other people to back you up. It gives you a false sense of indispensability. All Leah has is being a mom--she has no skills or talent and uses "I'm the mom!" as her trump card because it's all she's got. Allowing her kids to be taken together, even for a short while, would force her to admit to herself and others that there are actually other people who can do what she does, and better, which would make her less special.

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I don't disagree that Corey's a good dad and an a good guy in general, but he squicks me out with his constant spitting. Also, he's obviously a grody tobacco chewer and he always looks like he's holding that stuff in his mouth. It's such a disgusting habit. I would gag and maybe get sick if someone was doing that right in front of me.

I don't know how he found a wife who puts up with that. Aside from how gross it is, it's bad for him. He's a sensible guy, I hope he quits.

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I don't disagree that Corey's a good dad and an a good guy in general, but he squicks me out with his constant spitting. Also, he's obviously a grody tobacco chewer and he always looks like he's holding that stuff in his mouth. It's such a disgusting habit. I would gag and maybe get sick if someone was doing that right in front of me.

I don't know how he found a wife who puts up with that. Aside from how gross it is, it's bad for him. He's a sensible guy, I hope he quits.

I agree with you but please believe me when I say it is very, very common in that region. I mentioned earlier in the thread that my own stepdad had the same foul habit and was also addicted to Dr. Pepper, and used the old bottles to spit his "dip" out in. Young me once came along, wondering how I got so lucky to find a half-empty Dr. Pepper and took a sip, and well...

 

I never told my mom about that, because a) I felt so stupid after, and b) I was afraid she might kill my stepdad. ;-)

 

Anyway, my point is that with Leah being as white trash as she is, she'll never be able to attract a guy who's decent-looking, treats her well, AND doesn't have any disgusting habits.

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Mama Dawn’s post on Leah’s Official Page? “TRUE FANS listen up. Leah is NOT going to rehab lol. This is Momma Dawn and I 100% ASSURE you that Leah is NOT going to a DRUG REHAB. Lots of LOVE to the true fans. all will come out on the upcoming show about Leah Dawn Calvert, Jeremy, Corey,Miranda, and the babies. But rest assure I HATE drugs don’t want association with them and wouldn’t NEVER Condone them. Love ALL have a good night Momma Dawn”

She's right about one thing, that Leah will not go to rehab, or complete it if she does. Again with that 'the truth will come out' crap from this family.

Why is the LOL there?

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