Jesus God, Leah!!

[FairyDusted]

Smooth Move is sold at most supermarkets. Next she's going to be rolling around caring her lemon water for the Master Cleanse. One of the BH HW's had a batch with her at lunch. Very eye rolling. 

Leah...NOT Housewife material. 

[GreatKazu]

Skinny teas...lol. Damn Leah is so skinny because she is a tweaker. 

[MargeGunderson]

I'm just surprised that she managed to spell "lose" correctly. Oh, who is she kidding, she didn't write that caption herself.

[Uncle JUICE]

9 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

Smooth Move is sold at most supermarkets. Next she's going to be rolling around caring her lemon water for the Master Cleanse. One of the BH HW's had a batch with her at lunch. Very eye rolling. 

Leah...NOT Housewife material. 

This is really the name of a product? Seriously, I think we have a challenger for grossest product name. Look out Veginator, maker of Vegetti.  

Edited January 24, 2017 by Uncle JUICE

[FairyDusted]

2 minutes ago, Uncle JUICE said:

This is really the name of a product? Seriously, I think we have a challenger for grossest product name. Look out Veginator, maker of Vegetti.  

I swear it is a real thing! I laugh every time I see it!

[DangerousMinds]

18 hours ago, Uncle JUICE said:

Am I wrong, or is she basically broadcasting that this tea basically makes her take shits all day? 

Actually, don't correct me if I'm wrong. I find her constantly on the verge of shitting herself too funny to let go of. 

At least the ad emphasizes that she doesn't have any weight to lose. Much better, IMO, than if she were simply promoting weight loss.

9 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

Smooth Move is sold at most supermarkets. Next she's going to be rolling around caring her lemon water for the Master Cleanse. One of the BH HW's had a batch with her at lunch. Very eye rolling. 

Leah...NOT Housewife material. 

At least the Master Cleanse is relatively cost-free. Some water, lemons, cayenne pepper.

[FairyDusted]

Don't forget the high grade maple syrup!

[DangerousMinds]

19 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

Don't forget the high grade maple syrup!

Oh, right. It's been quite a few years since I tried it.

[Tatum]

36 minutes ago, DangerousMinds said:

At least the ad emphasizes that she doesn't have any weight to lose. Much better, IMO, than if she were simply promoting weight loss.

 

That was actually very clever. On top of the speculation that her shrinking frame is caused by starvation or drug use, it's a pretty touchy subject to market weight loss products to young women who may already have self esteem or eating issues. Way more endearing to make it sound like the tea helps with a physical discomfort/general health than a suspect way to lose weight. I don't think Leah is smart enough to consider this, so I think the tea marketers probably helped her with her wording.

[Brooklynista]

11 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

Smooth Move is sold at most supermarkets. Next she's going to be rolling around caring her lemon water for the Master Cleanse. One of the BH HW's had a batch with her at lunch. Very eye rolling. 

Leah...NOT Housewife material. 

No joke, this stuff is the truth. No cramps, no sprints to the bathroom. Just a smooth move.

[GreatKazu]

9 hours ago, lovesnark said:

I finally watched today. I hadn't watched any of the new season yet, I've just been reading here. I swear Victoria is higher than a kite both times she was on my TV and she did say 'pastport'. She'd better keep an eye on her hillbilly husband. It seems if any guy spends time alone with Leah, they wind up banging her. Wouldn't it just be fitting for the family dynamic for Leah to get knocked up by her sister's husband? I can totally see it happening. Leah would blame it on Corey and Germy for stressing her out.

Victoria is definitely looking pretty rough. Life out in the boonies must be depressing.

[Mambo Gladys]

Victoria and the husband are definitely on something. Though most of her family has always seemed to speak that way, so maybe not? 

Edited January 26, 2017 by saratothej

[GreatKazu]

Leah's teeth are definitely rotten from her smoking, drug use, bad health, and slurping down Mountain Dew. She just looks wasted.

[Tatum]

11 hours ago, lovesnark said:

I finally watched today. I hadn't watched any of the new season yet, I've just been reading here. I swear Victoria is higher than a kite both times she was on my TV and she did say 'pastport'. She'd better keep an eye on her hillbilly husband. It seems if any guy spends time alone with Leah, they wind up banging her.

I said this awhile back. I am pretty sure Leah has boned her brother in law and probably still does from time to time, when she's between boyfriends.

 

Victoria has lost a lot of weight. Perhaps she was eating better because she was pregnant, but I kind of doubt that.

[Christina87]

Somehow, I really think Leah's chance to marry another high earner is over, even if she spruces up a little. I've never seen someone age so rapidly. Sad. 

[ghoulina]

Yea, and now she has TWO baby daddies. Having the twins and one ex was baggage, but not unsual. Having 3 kids from 2 different fathers - not many guys are going to want to put up with that. 

[SPLAIN]

T.R. Dues found something cute about Leah. I think it was the sex because the girl has nothing else going on.

[MissMel]

Yeah, I don't think Leah will be short on sex partners for a while.  Now a longer commitment with a life partner, that's probably going to be a little more difficult for her.  I'm not sure she wants a long a term relationship, though.  She says she does, she seems to try for it, but her actions don't back up her words.   

[Mambo Gladys]

We need to keep in mind that she's in rural West Virginia, not Los Angeles. No disrespect to WV, but she's probably still like a 7 out of 10 on their scales. She's thin which puts her above a great majority of the population in a man's eyes.  WV has the second highest obesity rate in the nation. 

Edited January 27, 2017 by saratothej

[Christina87]

8 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Yea, and now she has TWO baby daddies. Having the twins and one ex was baggage, but not unsual. Having 3 kids from 2 different fathers - not many guys are going to want to put up with that. 

Also, I could eeeeeeven see a guy putting up with it if she was on great terms with her exes, and never talked about them, but I'm pretty sure Corey and Jeremy would be the 3rd and 4th people in the relationship. Leah can never put her petty ways aside, and that's 100% guaranteed to scare guys off. 

[CofCinci]

19 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

T.R. Dues found something cute about Leah. I think it was the sex because the girl has nothing else going on.

He found her money cute. 

[Mkay]

Y'all!! Her eyes!! She looks high, high!

 

I see she has her momma using her lip crap she's selling.   

[Christina87]

And ohhhhhh, those extensions. I think they're so funny because she literally just got them, after having shoulder-length hair for forever. I don't have anything against extensions, but I just find it hilarious when people suddenly start wearing them 100% of the time. It's like...we all know it's obviously not your real hair, especially since you post selfies every day!

[Mambo Gladys]

20 hours ago, Mkay said:

 

I see she has her momma using her lip crap she's selling.   

Hahaha yes! All I could think was, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. 

[SPLAIN]

On 1/30/2017 at 11:37 AM, saratothej said:

Hahaha yes! All I could think was, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. 

Yes!

What is up with Leah's voice this season? Total vocal fry to the nth degree. We know she smokes, but damn, her voice is cracking, it is rough-sounding, it is worse than ever. It hurts my ears! Is she inhaling something other than cigarettes?

[FairyDusted]

I think she snorts her pilles! I noticed she is always stuffy now as well as vocal fry. Girl is in trouble.

[GreatKazu]

18 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

I think she snorts her pilles! I noticed she is always stuffy now as well as vocal fry. Girl is in trouble.

Yeah, the stuffy nose is driving me nuts. She sounds so clogged up. The voice is annoying as fuck, too.

[Rebecca]

I said a long time ago that I thought Victoria's husband was/is Leah's dealer, now it seems even more obvious. They spend way too much time together and now Victoria is clearly using too.

The change in Leah's appearance in the last five or so years is absolutely shocking! She looks like her own crack-y grandmother.

Edited February 3, 2017 by Rebecca

[CofCinci]

Has she dropped a class yet?  It's too hard lugging her hair extensions from class to class each day. 

[SheTalksShit]

What ever happened to TR Dues? And I don't believe for one minute that Leah Messer is single these days, even if TR is gone, bc I don't believe Leah is the type of girl that can ever stay single for more than a minute. Like most of the TM girls, she can't be alone. 

[CofCinci]

1 hour ago, SheTalksShit said:

What ever happened to TR Dues? And I don't believe for one minute that Leah Messer is single these days, even if TR is gone, bc I don't believe Leah is the type of girl that can ever stay single for more than a minute. Like most of the TM girls, she can't be alone. 

TR Dues has another girlfriend these days. He is still coaching and providing fitness training.

You're right about Leah. She's the type to always be with a man. Could it be one of the men here:

 

Looks like 3 couple date.  

The man on the left is her MLM "mentor"/life coach's husband. 

Edited February 3, 2017 by CofCinci

[Miss Chevious]

She could be working on snagging a college kid by now.

[Tatum]

"the crew"?? God, I hate when people refer to their group of friends like that.

 

At the risk of sounding offensive, those people don't really look at all like Leah's people that we usually see.  Perhaps she's aspiring to join the yuppie preppie club, but even in that pic she sticks out like a sore thumb.

[poopchute]

The guy with the chins and the backwards hat looks like a good match for her.

[Uncle JUICE]

3 hours ago, CofCinci said:

TR Dues has another girlfriend these days. He is still coaching and providing fitness training.

You're right about Leah. She's the type to always be with a man. Could it be one of the men here:

 

Looks like 3 couple date.  

The man on the left is her MLM "mentor"/life coach's husband. 

I wonder what event they're at. They're dressed awful toney for a Tobey Keith concert. My money is on megachurch / motivational speaker event. 

[Birdee]

Leah's really stepped up her crew game. No camo shorts or poorly drawn eyebrows in sight. I'm guessing it's an event related to one of her MLM schemes and once she drops it, these well-dressed, hygienic-looking folks will drop her as well. 

[SheTalksShit]

What's MLM? EDIT: oh never mind, Multi-Level Marketing

Edited February 3, 2017 by SheTalksShit

[GreatKazu]

Leah did a Q&A on Twitter. Bullshit Leah!

http://www.wetpaint.com/leah-messer-boyfriend-college-2017-1558536/

[CofCinci]

2 hours ago, Birdee said:

Leah's really stepped up her crew game. No camo shorts or poorly drawn eyebrows in sight. I'm guessing it's an event related to one of her MLM schemes and once she drops it, these well-dressed, hygienic-looking folks will drop her as well. 

Yep. Her new MLM buddies profit off their "friendship". 

[leighroda]

Life coach!?! She wants to be a LIFE COACH!? I think having experienced depression etc can be good for someone who is looking to work in a field with mental health, but it has barely been a year... and she can't even admit what we all know is really wrong.  

Btw I was just thinking the other day... whatever happened to the narcolepsy? I didn't realize rehab could cure that.

[Birdee]

Even if you put aside the short amount of time she's been "healthy" can you imagine looking at  her life and going "Yeah, that's who I wanna be. Sign me up!"

[GreatKazu]

48 minutes ago, leighroda said:

Life coach!?! She wants to be a LIFE COACH!? I think having experienced depression etc can be good for someone who is looking to work in a field with mental health, but it has barely been a year... and she can't even admit what we all know is really wrong.  

Btw I was just thinking the other day... whatever happened to the narcolepsy? I didn't realize rehab could cure that.

Shit! I forgot about her narcolepsy claims. Apparently she did, too.

ETA: Leah wants to be a life coach with Live Your Standard. This is their Instagram page. So, Leah wants to spend her days posting quotes all fucking day? Perfect job since that is what she does anyways: https://www.instagram.com/liveyourstandard/?hl=en

Edited February 3, 2017 by GreatKazu

[ghoulina]

I think Leah got the words "life" and "death" confused. Because the only thing a pill-popping, nodding out, driving will sobbing and talking chick could teach me is how to DIE. 

[GreatKazu]

Leah could open a camo clothing business. She could offer monograms on the clothes so the guys can know whose shorts are whose.

Better yet, she could open a deer cam store. For every deer cam purchase, you get a free pair of camo shorts.

[ghoulina]

She could market burnt ravioli and frosting that's only meant to be eaten at the table. 

Or create a line of pots-n-pans style seating. 

[Rebecca]

Live your standard? But Leah doesn't have any standards, so...

[toodywoody]

whatever happened to all the stuff we were going to watch and see? Especially the narcolepsy, yeah ok, still waiting on that one Leah. And you still look awake to me. 

[BitterApple]

9 hours ago, Tatum said:

At the risk of sounding offensive, those people don't really look at all like Leah's people that we usually see.  Perhaps she's aspiring to join the yuppie preppie club, but even in that pic she sticks out like a sore thumb.

Okay, I'm glad someone said it before me. These guys look a little too well-heeled and educated to be dating the likes of Leah. One of them might be banging her on the side, but they sure ain't taking her to the annual banquet at the country club.

[EmeraldGirl]

I saw clips from season 1 and her teeth were very white. What happened? I'm assuming she smokes, but there seems to be more going on there.

I still feel for her because she was a very young person with a lot dropped on her. A handicapped child is enough to break anyone, but she's also dealing with a legacy of super fucked up people. She really blew it with Corey, and Jeremy is a complete douchebag. She learned from mama Dawn that your life revolves around men. Leah really took it to a new level. I hope she's figuring out how to do it right, but I am really convinced that she's doing a shitload of scary drugs (again - what they do in her area). 

[GreatKazu]

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I saw clips from season 1 and her teeth were very white. What happened? I'm assuming she smokes, but there seems to be more going on there.

She paid good money for her braces and dental work. It all went to hell because she smokes, drinks Mountain Dew, her nutrition is sorely lacking in the healthy department, and she is a drug user.