S03.E15: One Million Percent

[Stan39]

27 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Seriously. When he said to Brooke "maybe if I'd said something a couple of weeks earlier", I thought "no Colin, maybe if you'd acted like a sociopathic asshole who told stories about being sodomized by a giraffe, things would've been different". 

While I don't think Hannah is seeing things in a perspective I have about the Prague trip, I have to say that I might have been pissed too. If I remember correctly, didn't Hannah say she'd been to Prague before, while Conrad hadn't? I'll use Paris as an example...I went to Paris once. It was beautiful, and I'm glad I saw it, but it's not a place I'd choose to visit again. I would totally go if I was travelling with someone though, and they really wanted to go see it, but if left on my own, it wouldn't be my choice. I'd be irritated if I had my flights booked to go to Paris, and then the person who hadn't bailed on me. I'd be like "um, thanks? Now I guess I get to go to Paris again by myself!". Of course there are worse things in life, and I don't blame Conrad one bit for bailing, but I can see Hannah's irritation being justified. She's still an asshole though. 

Conrad didn’t bail. They broke up. This isn’t a friend who flakes on you but you want to see again. Why would you want to go on vacation with an ex? Conrad is trying to get away from Hannah for good. 

 

And all Hannah is really upset about is the $200 change fee, which shouldn’t bother her since “she’s such a hard worker and money’s not a problem for her”. 

[scrb]

15 minutes ago, biakbiak said:

Neither had been there and she said she had been wanting to go for the past five years which is why I don’t understand why she just doesn’t go by herself. It’s a fun city, my parents used to live there, and most people speak English and it’s not hard to get around by yourself. 

Lot of people don't like to travel alone.

Plus she probably had all these expectations of it being romantic so the prospect of going alone was going to be "depressing" as she put it.

She tried one last time to see if she would go.  I know people suspect she just wanted to have the chance to dump him afterwards but maybe she was hoping to rescue it.

It can't be about eating the $200 fees to change her flight.

Now have they slept together or was this going to be the first time?  They cuddled a lot in the upper bunk but did they fool around with Brooke below them?

Or maybe they spent nights together in hotels when they were at port and in between charters?

Wonder the same thing about Brooke and Joao, if they got away for a night or two in between the charters.

On reality shows like The Real World and the Challenge, they do it anyways, under the covers, in bunk beds with other people around.

But these people have money and have chances to get away and carve out time for themselves, unlike reality show casts stuck in some house.

[Stan39]

12 minutes ago, sasha206 said:

Amen on Colin.  He's way too nice and Brooke is way too pathetic.  HE deserves better.

I suspect he's like my nephew.  Good looking guy, relationship guy, but always comes off as too eager, too needy.  There's a happy medium between too nice and an asshole player.

On the Prague trip, as far as I'm concerned, that's the risk you take when you plan a trip with someone you're dating -- your relationship could fall through at any moment.  Colin isn't under any obligation, and both should know the risk involved.  

I think Hannah is under the delusion that talking about men paying for her = letting the worlds know she's desirable.   You'd think in this day and age, she'd realize it's more attractive to be self-sufficient.  Most successful men, unless they are old sugar daddys, want a successful woman too.

I think even sugar daddies like the allusion that the woman is attracted to them for more than just their money. Hannah would be insufferable. 

[biakbiak]

2 minutes ago, scrb said:

Lot of people don't like to travel alone

Based on her IG and interviews that isn’t the case with Hannah.

[CaliforniaLove]

20 minutes ago, Stan39 said:

Conrad didn’t bail. They broke up.

Tom-ay-toe, tom-ahhhhhh-toe.

[MVFrostsMyPie]

Brooke looks unfortunate when she's drunk, like it's painful for her to open her eyes. Also her face looked more bloated than usual, but I think the part down the middle of her hair contributed to her face looking different. 

Kasey's hair continues to baffle me.

Hannah still wants to go to Prague with Conrad? I just can't with any of these women. At least Jamie seems to have a relatively good head on her shoulders.

No comment on Jwow, he continues to be dirtier than the bottom of my shoe after I've walked a few blocks in SF. Poopity pooper. 

I like Colin at least. He seems too well-adjusted to be on this show. 

Hannah is going to have get a laryngectomy eventually at the rate she smokes and become one of those people they show in anti-smoking commercials. Or she'll get cancer or some sort of lung disease. :-\

[yourmomiseasy]

I'm so bored with the nitwit triangle.  

 

Hannah:

1. Go to Prague by yourself
2. If you don't want to go by yourself call one of the many rich and famous men in your black book, I'm sure one can come rescue you on a moment's notice since you are such a desirable prize and they are so rich and fabulous.
3. Either you are wonderful and successful and can buy yourself nice things and $50 for cigarettes is no big deal or $200 is the end of the world, but you can't have both. 
4. Shut up.

Edited August 29, 2018 by yourmomiseasy

[sasha206]

5 hours ago, bosawks said:

I hope Hannah hooks up with Jwow and devours him like a praying mantis.

I bet these two would have the best hate sex ever.

[stcroix]

The little they showed of the actual Below Deck trip these people were on they might as well have filmed this in a cheap hotel with a bar.  Nothing but teen drama. ''Why are you looking at her?" " Why are you looking at me?" "I want to break up." " Pull my pants down!" blah.  They quickly showed Adam throwing together what looked like delicious dishes this time, the stews spent hardly any time with the guests, the deck crew practically threw the toys out in the ocean.  It felt like the actual paid for cruise was rush-filmed and the silly bickering among the crew was the priority.  From all the comments I've been reading here, none of us tuned in to see a teen soap opera-- played by adults! I had to ff through everything Brooke said. I can not stand her little croaky just woken up voice, so pitiful and sickening.  Cant wait for Below Deck OG (haha) like above posters have said! Does anyone know when it airs?  

 

PS-- Is anyone having trouble with Previouslytv  website freezing up on them?  It will let me read about 2 pages then freezes.  So aggravating!  grrrrr

[sockii]

On 8/28/2018 at 11:18 PM, CaliforniaLove said:

The blue grotto looked awesome, except for the entrance...hello claustrophobia! 

It is awesome, and actually the entrance isn't as bad as it looks. Or rather, you get pulled through it so quickly and there are typically so many other boats around distracting you that it's not as scary as it seems.
 

Honestly the most interesting part of this season for me has just been spotting the places I've been in Naples and the surrounding area. It's a wonderful part of Italy and Naples has a really unique character to it that I love. But as far as this crew goes the only ones getting any love from me right now are Colin and Jamie.

[MVFrostsMyPie]

1 hour ago, stcroix said:

Cant wait for Below Deck OG (haha) like above posters have said! Does anyone know when it airs?  

 

October 2nd.

[Kickboxer]

I didn't see any comments that one of Daddy's Girls was wearing a thong in a shot- of course that is an appropriate bathing suit for a yacht trip with your Father, his new girlfriend, your sister and her husband.....weird weird weird.  The girlfriend cracked me up with her comment about the tramp stamp while the Girls were wistfully talking about the possibility of getting tatts to honor their late mother (what are they- bikers?), she seemed like the most fun one of the bunch. One of the Daddy's Girls' husband looked like he was falling asleep all the time.

 As far as the cast, Brooke's triangle was annoying and nothing new to see. I watched Conrad break up with Hannah 3 times :-D  Adam was pretty funny, and Colin is super cute. Almost forgot Kasey's sluttastic dress at the bar!

[gaPeach]

I am glad Conrad broke it off with Hannah and stuck to it.  And he said he would consider Prague trip IF they could go the next couple of days without fighting and it was Hannah that said no she had to know that night.  Maybe she did to save money on cancelling her ticket but she didn't even address that comment.  Me thinks she could not commit to not riding his ass about his age, lack of funds or lack of anything she wants...………..  Considering he is the young one of the two he is much more level headed and mature compared to her.  

Brooke...…….just no.  I have been there and look back on it and could kick myself for allowing a guy to treat me poorly and I end up apologizing to HIM!  Live and learn.  Emphasis on the LEARN part. 

[FamilyVan]

Jawow looks to me like the kind of guy that will eventually marry a woman like Brooke and then cheat on her with many Kaseys.  

Hannah is so funny how she keeps putting Conrad down, making fun of him, snidely calling him "a 23 year old" and "sweetheart" but then wanting to still go on vacation with him.  I hope he sticks to his guns and says no.  What kind of vacation can they have?  Arguing constantly? Smoking and talking about their relationship?  Wow sounds fun.  They way she is talking about him is not how you would talk about someone you like and want to spend time with, She is coming off as desperate!

Hannah:  So glad Conrad and I broke up!  I didn't want him anyway, some 23 year old that can't even treat me the right way.  I've had so many better quality men treat me properly!  Oh, there's Conrad. let me see if I can beg him to still go on vacation with me.

Edited August 31, 2018 by FamilyVan

[Stan39]

49 minutes ago, gaPeach said:

I am glad Conrad broke it off with Hannah and stuck to it.  And he said he would consider Prague trip IF they could go the next couple of days without fighting and it was Hannah that said no she had to know that night.  Maybe she did to save money on cancelling her ticket but she didn't even address that comment.  Me thinks she could not commit to not riding his ass about his age, lack of funds or lack of anything she wants...………..  Considering he is the young one of the two he is much more level headed and mature compared to her.  

Brooke...…….just no.  I have been there and look back on it and could kick myself for allowing a guy to treat me poorly and I end up apologizing to HIM!  Live and learn.  Emphasis on the LEARN part. 

I feel you. I’ve been in Conrad’s shoes myself. A girl like Hannah manipulates guys with her sad story about everyone leaving her, so you want to help her and be there to support her, only to realize waaaay later that she uses her sad story as a crutch to act out and be horrible to people. She doesn’t want to change or seek therapy to get over past pain, she just wants to continue doing whatever the hell she wants with zero consequences. I hope Conrad doesn’t cave, but I fear he might. 

[Giselle]

Why am I always relieved when BDM ends? I don't feel that way about Below Deck is love for the to be double the number episodes. But BDM... every season I'm glad it's over.

[Giselle]

41 minutes ago, FamilyVan said:

Jawow look to me like the kind of guy that will eventually marry a woman like Brooke and then cheat on her with many Kaseys.  

 

Yes.

Also Jwoww had Brooke  pegged. He called it when when she left the table at the club saying she was going to pretend to have fun despite him. She couldn't even keep up that facade to show him up. He knows exactly what to do to reel her back in before he casts out and waits for Kasey to bite so he can play with her.

Jwoww is a dick but Brooke is a desperate & willing victim that keeps coming back for more. 

Edited August 30, 2018 by Giselle
It's Thursday.

[sasha206]

2 hours ago, FamilyVan said:

Jawow look to me like the kind of guy that will eventually marry a woman like Brooke and then cheat on her with many Kaseys.  

 

BINGO!

[stcroix]

12 hours ago, MVFrostsMyPie said:

October 2nd.

Thank you! Can't come soon enough.  I thought last night's show was the last one of this season and actually went''AWWWWW" when the announcer said,'' On NEXT WEEKS season finale...".  haha! 

[Pine]

Wow the meals are looking the best of any of the Below Deck meals on either show.  way to go Adam!  I think you're even surprised about how well you're doing.

I don't mind Hannah much, she is allowed to buy nice things.  She just shouldn't loan those items out, because no one else will care if they break it or it disappears.  I found the primary's wife or girlfriend whatever she was, was scripted to ram into the yacht with her jet ski?  That whole sequel with Jamie was just odd.   

[Red Bridey]

13 hours ago, Pine said:

I found the primary's wife or girlfriend whatever she was, was scripted to ram into the yacht with her jet ski?  That whole sequel with Jamie was just odd.   

That was weird, wasn't it?  Why was Jamie just looking so strangely...while the Floozy kept jerking the handlebars around.  Would the Primary be responsible if they ran the jetski into the ship and scratched the paint?  Was Jamie scared the Floozy would drown?  What was that all about?

Young women attracted to asshole men will never cease to bore me rigid.  Hannah needs a career change.  Colin has lovely parents and deserves so much more than Depressive Brooke.  Just keep cooking, Adam.  I'd eat that pork in a heartbeat.

[hatchetgirl]

Why doesn't hannah just do prague and stop whining about it. Don't cancel the flight, just go already! 

Brooke you're a lovely gal but dumb as a sack of hair with jaoa...

Kasey you are just a crappy princess with terrible hair. 

[HunterHunted]

Joao asks "Do I look like the kind of guy who beats a woman?” Suddenly there was a strange fluttering in the universe as thousands of viewers collectively answered "YES!" Yes, Joao does seem like the kind of guy who would beat a woman. He's an obnoxious manipulative misogynist who has used violent and gendered insults when he doesn't like a woman or her behavior. Joao, future murderer and subject of a Lifetime movie, is shocked to learn that people think he's an abusive dick despite acting like an abusive dick all season.

I don't know what it is about Below Deck: Med, but they seem to cast a higher proportion of douches than the Mothership: Danny, Bryan, Bobby, Adam (his behavior with Malia was awful), and now Joao.

It turns out that Prague is in the Czech Republic, not Saudi Arabia, which means that Hannah is free to travel there without a male escort or chaperone.

Brooke is a doormat who has actually chosen someone exactly like her father.

I could talk about how Kasey is a spoiled, sneaky, disloyal person, but I'd rather talk about her urine blonde hair. Her hair is anime colored. There are literally cartoon characters with that exact hair color. The worst thing about it is that it's not even a fun color like blue or pink. She picked the cartoon approximation of blonde and thought she looked fly as hell.

[AnnaMayWong]

On 9/1/2018 at 9:50 PM, HunterHunted said:

Joao asks "Do I look like the kind of guy who beats a woman?” Suddenly there was a strange fluttering in the universe as thousands of viewers collectively answered "YES!" Yes, Joao does seem like the kind of guy who would beat a woman. He's an obnoxious manipulative misogynist who has used violent and gendered insults when he doesn't like a woman or her behavior. Joao, future murderer and subject of a Lifetime movie, is shocked to learn that people think he's an abusive dick despite acting like an abusive dick all season.

I don't know what it is about Below Deck: Med, but they seem to cast a higher proportion of douches than the Mothership: Danny, Bryan, Bobby, Adam (his behavior with Malia was awful), and now Joao.

It turns out that Prague is in the Czech Republic, not Saudi Arabia, which means that Hannah is free to travel there without a male escort or chaperone.

Brooke is a doormat who has actually chosen someone exactly like her father.

I could talk about how Kasey is a spoiled, sneaky, disloyal person, but I'd rather talk about her urine blonde hair. Her hair is anime colored. There are literally cartoon characters with that exact hair color. The worst thing about it is that it's not even a fun color like blue or pink. She picked the cartoon approximation of blonde and thought she looked fly as hell.

Ha!Ha! Your post is So on point.

[PaperTree]

On 8/28/2018 at 10:12 PM, rideashire said:

I don't get why both these women are so fussed about Joao. He'll flit back and forth between them long as he's allowed.

And never hang with a dude who can't hold his liquor.  

He's an asshole when he's sober, which goes up 10 levels when he drinks.

[Stan39]

2 hours ago, PaperTree said:

And never hang with a dude who can't hold his liquor.  

He's an asshole when he's sober, which goes up 10 levels when he drinks.

For me it was when Brooke was visibly upset about Jwow and Kasey flirting and his response was, “I don’t think I did anything wrong.” Never be with someone who shows no compassion or empathy for others. Jwow only cares about how things affect him, so you’re gambling that his interests will just happen to align with your interests enough of the time for a satisfying relationship. 

[PaperTree]

And all that too :)

[Emmeline]

This is a very interesting article about the life as an employee on a yacht.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/travel/7162583/working-on-superyacht-job/amp/

Edited September 5, 2018 by Emmeline