Farrah

[Bluesky]

On 1/5/2022 at 7:25 PM, Cinnabon said:

It isn’t but I’d guess that’s that route 90%+ take. Kimmy K doesn’t count.

I’d say 99.99% go to law school.   She would never find an attorney’s office who would work with her to meet her requirements.   She would never find attorneys willing to work with her one on one as private professors. Kardashian has access to all that.  Without it you can forget passing the bar. 

[Snarky McSnarky]

[ginger90]

2 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Wouldn’t that mean she’s fine?

That lawsuit is going to be comedy gold.

[Nicmar]

17 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Wouldn’t that mean she’s fine?

That lawsuit is going to be comedy gold.

DYSFUNCTION? WTF? lol

[iwantcookies]

Is she brain damaged? I feel like she is low IQ or something… 

[DawnDavenport]

9 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

Is she brain damaged? I feel like she is low IQ or something… 

Didn't one of her Harvard (Extension) instructors insinuate she has some sort of neurological disorder?

While she's been heading down this path for quite a long time, I think the move to LA accelerated whatever mental issues she has. LA is not a place for unstable people like Farrah who have the neither the means nor the people to keep her issues in check.

Has anyone seen these Radar Online (did Lisa V. sell this story?) pictures she "posed" for while pretending to study for the bar exam using a 2006 BarBri book? Apparently these were taken the day after she was face down in dog pee dirt and cigarette butts.

https://radaronline.com/p/farrah-abraham-photos-injuries-cuts-bruises-violent-arrest-suing/

She seems to be using her right side pretty well to get a good angle for the paps but then suddenly she lost 'dysfunction' on her right side.

Nice diaper butt shot there Farrah. (CL)ASSY!

Edited February 3, 2022 by DawnDavenport

[Cinnabon]

I feel like she was marginally more intelligent in her high years.

[StatisticalOutlier]

7 hours ago, DawnDavenport said:

pretending to study for the bar exam using a 2006 BarBri book?

That's hilarious.  Never mind why (because Farrah), but where would you even buy that, especially in apparently mint condition?   And then she goes all Rick Perry and dons glasses.

I'm actually kind of speechless.

[qtpye]

11 minutes ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

That's hilarious.  Never mind why (because Farrah), but where would you even buy that, especially in apparently mint condition?   And then she goes all Rick Perry and dons glasses.

I'm actually kind of speechless.

Well, I guess being 16 years out of date on the law is no big deal to her. 

I do remember Rick Perry putting on glasses to seem smarter. Farrah would only put on glasses to become a 'sexy librarian".

[Bluesky]

4 hours ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

That's hilarious.  Never mind why (because Farrah), but where would you even buy that, especially in apparently mint condition?   And then she goes all Rick Perry and dons glasses.

I'm actually kind of speechless.

Probably bought it on eBay.   Would they even let her in if she tried to sign up for the course?   

[ginger90]

 

6 pictures:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZiG8ljv_9O/

 

Here’s their site, it’s as great as you are imagining! 🤣

 

https://farrahsophiaabraham.com/

Edited February 9, 2022 by ginger90

[qtpye]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

 

6 pictures:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZiG8ljv_9O/

 

Here’s their site, it’s as great as you are imagining! 🤣

 

https://farrahsophiaabraham.com/

You would think the poop slime would have Sophia’s face as a product for children but nope…Farrah’s face is on the bottle with her name.

[Polliwollidoodle]

Shocked to see Sofia looking a lot more normal and attractive. She was a very funny looking kid for a while.  Yeah, I get that purple hair is not what I would have had my daughter do at her age, but all things considered she looked appropriate. Farrah really looks so distorted. It's a shame because I really did think she was a very attractive  young lady before all the surgery and enhancements.

[ginger90]

Get ready for this one……

I said goodbye to suppressing woman’s voices when I last was wrongly fired for being woman and then lied to so I would show up to this not “family reunion” that we still have men womanizing woman on #teenmom. The teen moms I’m proud of are the ones who don’t let men hide behind them (there’s non here that do that). The men I support are men who support woman and don’t keep creating dysfunction for woman (there’s non here that do that). Teen mom is not for teen moms therefor I will no longer support the network, the production, the past, the future and current. This Teen Mom “ME” loves woman, loves children, loves men loves every kind of person on the planet and is here to stop dysfunction and show true care and change. I’m an Empath it’s hard for me to not do this. As I help many other victims of woman abuse this year I hope by all of these teen mothers, random men, and non teen moms on this series rewatch and see their mouths, faces, actions, words and realize they all were groomed to normalize hatred toward woman, to normalize abuse and none of these people broke the simplest of cycles. I wish them all the best on stopping dysfunction in our world rather then adding to dysfunction. Thank you all for showing me your a waste of my time. Thank you to the show for the trauma treatment therapy after this it certainly was overdue for all the trauma this show and people have caused for not only myself but my child and family that I deeply tried to protect as a strong teen mom would no matter how much no one believed in me and tor a teen mother down. It does not matter young or old the shame, blame lays on our older generations for the abuse on teen parents, lack of health care which finally is evolving due to all the sexual assaults, increase in health problems and criminal activity. To all who do tv shows and do not protect your mental health, boundaries with a psychiatrist, MD’s and legal your going into TV with already loosing and being damaged like so many I’ve seen over the decades. All the best - I’m ready for my next chapter in scripted, tv, comedy and so much more… not to mention Judge Judy is inspiration! 🤩 with Healing & Excitement, 
Farrah Abraham

Edited February 17, 2022 by ginger90

[teapot]

Not doing it.  Anyone brave enough to translate?
 

(can’t wait for Sophia’s tell-all…if she ever learned to write in home school)

[qtpye]

6 hours ago, teapot said:

(can’t wait for Sophia’s tell-all…if she ever learned to write in home school)

I don't think there is anything left for her to tell. Farrah and her family's batshit craziness is on display for the whole world to see.

My apologies to batshit.

[Snarky McSnarky]

8 hours ago, teapot said:

Not doing it.  Anyone brave enough to translate?
 

Nope.  This is me trying to read something Farrah wrote.

 

[iwantcookies]

a few mistakes;

Woman’s voices

Your a waste of my time 

Already loosing

Judge Judi is inspiration 

(she spelled psychiatrist correctly! Yay!)

OMG she really is illiterate! It’s frightening.

[teapot]

Did you guys see this?

Sophia turned 13 yesterday.  Apparently the celebration included some Cameos, a septum piercing, and a Tik Tok  photo shoot (to Doja Cat covering Hole’s Celebrity Skin….which…god help us all…)

which is kind of sad.  Not another tween in sight. Farrah makes my …all orifices, let’s be honest, hurt with her mugging/cool-mom extra-ness.  It’s either that or everywhere else, where she’s  a hellbeast, I don’t know what’s worse.

I don’t know if this offends me, per se; thirteen year old me would have been emailing “ideas” to my mom for *my* next birthday (you’re welcome, Mom, that computers weren’t invented at the time.)

Also Sophia got quite cute.  But what the hell is she gonna end up like?  I fear for her. 
 

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/4760741/teen-mom-farrah-abraham-daughter-sophia-septum-pierced/?rec_article=true

Edited February 24, 2022 by teapot

[theghostofmtv]

13 is WAY too young for a piercing! To me anyway. I feel so bad for her. 

[iwantcookies]

I know it’s a horrible thing to say about a child.

I feel that Sophia is a lost cause. She will be just like her mom… 

[ginger90]

13th birthday photo shoot video:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CaTwHHBDTYq/

Another video (I thought she was leaving Los Angeles)

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CaUwhDdD6XH/

[Cinnabon]

6 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

I know it’s a horrible thing to say about a child.

I feel that Sophia is a lost cause. She will be just like her mom… 

Agree. She’s been doomed since birth with Farrah for a mother. Especially since Farrah took her out of school. It’s just sad. 

[MargeGunderson]

Why were they so excited about Sophia being the first 13 year old in the family to get a septum piercing? Are their more 13 year olds waiting in the wings to get one? Or do they all have them but got them much later in life than Sophia? What a bizarre flex, but I suppose that could be said about most things from Farrah and Deb.

[teapot]

On 2/25/2022 at 12:14 PM, ginger90 said:

13th birthday photo shoot video:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CaTwHHBDTYq/

Another video (I thought she was leaving Los Angeles)

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CaUwhDdD6XH/

A photo shoot & your extra, porn-star mom describing your fancy cake to strangers on Tik Tok at your birthday party isn’t the same as a sleepover with friends from your class!
 

for some reason it kind of broke my heart

[Polliwollidoodle]

On 2/27/2022 at 2:31 AM, teapot said:

A photo shoot & your extra, porn-star mom describing your fancy cake to strangers on Tik Tok at your birthday party isn’t the same as a sleepover with friends from your class!
 

for some reason it kind of broke my heart

I totally 100% agree.  It's just sad. And the poor kid is just stuck there in her situation. I mean, most 13 year olds do not have purple hair, and nose piercing. I get the wisdom about choose your battles and tatoos and piercings, while not my cup of tea, are definitely not the end of the world and rather trivial as a matter of fact, BUT I try to think back to when my kids were that age and if there were girls like that, the OTHER PARENTS were not thrilled and even maybe a little avoidant.

At least she has gotten a lot better looking over time. Poor Sophia.

[BlancheDevoreaux]

On 2/25/2022 at 11:14 AM, ginger90 said:

13th birthday photo shoot video:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CaTwHHBDTYq/

Another video (I thought she was leaving Los Angeles)

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CaUwhDdD6XH/

I was getting some mid-90s Posh Spice vibes from that photoshoot.  And why does Farrah's upper lip not move? She is so terribly over-inflated that it doesn't look natural at all.

[ginger90]

Video from March 1st:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cak7xXtJ2lE/

[teapot]

8 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Video from March 1st:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cak7xXtJ2lE/

Her mouth in this video disturbs me very much

[Faceplant]

10 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Video from March 1st:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cak7xXtJ2lE/

I'm really surprised she seems to have stayed the full 28 days. I can't imagine being in a trauma treatment center with her. I'd like to believe she's actually getting some help, but realistically I expect her to post a nonsensical video the second she gets out. At least Sophia had a 28 day break from her mom. 

[Snarky McSnarky]

She went to some quack for a "brain scan," so stay tuned for more bullshit sympathy-seeking.

According to Wikipedia, "[Dr.] Amen has built a profitable business around the use of SPECT (single-photon emission computed tomography) imaging for purported diagnostic purposes. His marketing of SPECT scans and much of what he says about the brain and health in his books, media appearances, and marketing of his clinics has been condemned by scientists and doctors as lacking scientific validity and as being unethical, especially since the way SPECT is used in his clinics exposes people to harmful radiation with no clear benefit."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Amen

[ginger90]

[Snarky McSnarky]

Funny she didn't mention her appearance on Dr. Phil or her very special video:

Book Farrah Abraham as a Speaker for Your event

Farrah Abraham is an internationally recognized celebrity, author, business woman, expert entrepreneur, and mother who has appeared on MTV, VH1, E!, HLN, BRAVO, OPRAH, and many other top networks. If you are a member of an Association, company, or organization that needs a fascinating key note speaker at your next conference consider having Farrah Abraham attend to “WOW” your guests. 

https://farrahabraham.com

[Faceplant]

2 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

She went to some quack for a "brain scan," so stay tuned for more bullshit sympathy-seeking.

 

Of course she is going to some celebrity quack doctor who will prescribe her supplements to magically cure her. Why would she bother with a regular therapist who doesn't have a Wikipedia page or social media to tag? Farrah and Jenelle have a remarkable amount of "health problems" for barely 30 year olds (not that either looks 30). 

[ginger90]

Blog post by Farrah, posted April 1, 2022.

Trigger warning before viewing, it deals with sexual assault.

 

https://farrahabraham.com/one-year-sexual-assault/f/my-one-year-sexual-assault-anniversary

[Faceplant]

7 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Blog post by Farrah, posted April 1, 2022.

Trigger warning before viewing, it deals with sexual assault.

 

https://farrahabraham.com/one-year-sexual-assault/f/my-one-year-sexual-assault-anniversary

A lot to unpack here. I don't want to comment on whether I believe she was raped or not, but she has a history of inserting herself into high profie cases. In 2016, she said she was almost raped by an Uber driver. Days later she admits that he just "looked at her lechorously, but it could've turned into a rape situation". Ooookay. In 2017, Michael tweets that she was raped "after that tape", presumably talking about James Dean. Farrah says she was "drugged and raped more than once" during her stripping tour. 

 

Quote from Farrah about James Deen in 2015: "James Deen raped me for his benefit of fame. He conspired against me with others that I thought were my friends at the time, and that was very hurtful."

 

This current assault that happened in 2021 was against Foppoli (who already has several other allegations, 9 women I think). Farrah's case was closed due to insufficent evidence and her lack of recolleciton of events. 

 

Highlights from Farrah's blog for those who do not want to suffer through her word salad :

 

**Luckily there was someone like me involved in this type of crime because I truly am the definition of responsible adult as we’re witnessing. I thought I was to old to be sexually assaulted.

 

 **I wouldn’t wish this horrific experience on anyone, even my rapist or their lawyer

 

**I gave the rapist the opportunity to correct his behavior but he chose to miss his own call he scheduled. I had my rapist sign my own NDA when I made it to the airport as I needed to speak with him privately about the nonconsensual matter he signed it yet broke the NDA with his not approved press statements mentioning me and speaking for me

 

**Normally if both adults decided to have sex, they both talk about the sex and care about Plan B, they talk about how it was.

 

**I got kicked out of my school course for having a “Nurological problem” only if the Harvard teacher knew her gothic fiction class created ptsd from my sexual assault

 

**He did not get consent to ever even touch me let alone objectify my body, violate my body and rape me as seen on a video I provided to police.

 

**To say the least, many other males kept attacking me in broad daylight this year. Some went to jail, others were fired, & companies ended up paying for their employees' injustices.

 

**I never even thought I had time to be sexually assaulted but a serial predator doesn’t stop.

 

Okay, that's it. If there is a video, I don't think the police would drop the case. She thought she was too old to be sexually assaulted? I'm sorry, is there a cutoff age for rape? The last one kills me. Yes, the rest of us do have time to be sexually assaulted, but not Farrah. 

Edited April 2, 2022 by Faceplant
Forgot to add quote about tape and one more

[Cinnabon]

She thought she was “too old” to be raped? Someone tell her that even the elderly are raped. 

[Faceplant]

22 minutes ago, Cinnabon said:

She thought she was “too old” to be raped? Someone tell her that even the elderly are raped. 

Coming from the woman who also thought she didn't have time to be sexually assaulted. I mean, I guess the rest of us just schedule it when we have some downtime? I'm not doing anything right now, so maybe I have time to be assaulted. 

[Faceplant]

Okay, one more quote from the blog because I just can't with Farrah:

 

"It disgusted  me that someone who rapes me doesn’t take responsibility, doesn’t think to pay for a plan b pill, therapy, the damages to my body and mental state he caused."

 

Do rapists normally pay for Plan B pills or take responsibility? I feel like that's a no. 

 

I lied, I have one more quote: 

 

"I still can’t stand the sight of wine, old fashions, pathetic charcuterie dishes, sleazy wanna-be winery men, wine tastings and I stay clear of people around a full moon now as well."

 

I feel bad she's off charcuterie dishes. I guess that means she can't hang out with Amber on her couch and eat meat. 

[Cinnabon]

She’s just incoherent.

[teapot]

8 hours ago, Faceplant said:

Okay, one more quote from the blog because I just can't with Farrah:

 

"It disgusted  me that someone who rapes me doesn’t take responsibility, doesn’t think to pay for a plan b pill, therapy, the damages to my body and mental state he caused."

 

Do rapists normally pay for Plan B pills or take responsibility? I feel like that's a no. 

 

I lied, I have one more quote: 

 

"I still can’t stand the sight of wine, old fashions, pathetic charcuterie dishes, sleazy wanna-be winery men, wine tastings and I stay clear of people around a full moon now as well."

 

I feel bad she's off charcuterie dishes. I guess that means she can't hang out with Amber on her couch and eat meat. 

Maybe I’m a terrible person.  This thread is cracking me up

[toodywoody]

I'm so confused. 

First, I am not downplaying anybody's rape or will I ever but...

Let me go clear my schedule so I can pencil in my assault.

What in the actual fuck. So if this was a year ago, did she say anything until now? 

It's like she does the porn with James and then says it was rape. Is this another case of that? And it was filmed? Was she at the playboy mansion? 

I'm still so confused. 

 

[Faceplant]

17 hours ago, toodywoody said:

I'm so confused. 

First, I am not downplaying anybody's rape or will I ever but...

Let me go clear my schedule so I can pencil in my assault.

What in the actual fuck. So if this was a year ago, did she say anything until now? 

It's like she does the porn with James and then says it was rape. Is this another case of that? And it was filmed? Was she at the playboy mansion? 

I'm still so confused. 

 

She cries rape so often and lies about so many things that it's hard to know if she is actually telling the truth this time. 

 

https://6park.news/florida/palm-beach-police-did-not-interview-foppoli-witnesses-after-farrah-abraham-rape-allegation.html

 

This is not a well edited article - it often refers to Farrah as he, lol - but it does give some more details. The SF Chronicle seems to have a better story, but you have to have a subscription to read it. Anyhow, this part was interesting:

 

The police report notes that Abraham waited to file a police report because she was “traveling and busy"

 

and also:

 

Police records show that Abraham said he was in contact with Foppoli through text messages after the incident. Abraham tried to keep the lines of communication open with Foppoli while she decided what to do with police.

 

From the article, it sounds like she was at his winery with several other men and women. . . and for some reason, Sophia is also there at this adult party. 

 

From Farrah's blog:

 

I tried to leave this “wine tasting” more like my “conspired rape” gathering 3 times and everyone there knew my child was waiting on me yet still chose to take part in helping a rapist target me and commit a crime and go against my will. The women involved were older than myself and one a mother and I thought a friend of many years but not on this spring break in palm beach.

 

So where was Sophia until Farrah woke up at 9:00 am the next morning?

[Snarky McSnarky]

No surprise to anyone:  Farrah's rehab was reportedly not for trauma, but plain old substance abuse.  Probably because she has a court date in May for her drunken brawl, and Judges tend to look favorably on people who voluntarily get professional help.  Farrah even posted a photo of an AA book but taped over part of the title and wrote "Principals of Life" on it.

https://heavy.com/entertainment/teen-mom/farrah-abraham-rehab-alcohol-abuse

 

[Cinnabon]

51 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

No surprise to anyone:  Farrah's rehab was reportedly not for trauma, but plain old substance abuse.  Probably because she has a court date in May for her drunken brawl, and Judges tend to look favorably on people who voluntarily get professional help.  Farrah even posted a photo of an AA book but taped over part of the title and wrote "Principals of Life" on it.

https://heavy.com/entertainment/teen-mom/farrah-abraham-rehab-alcohol-abuse

 

Lol “principals!” 

[Snarky McSnarky]

51 minutes ago, Cinnabon said:

Lol “principals!” 

I enlarged the photo.  She actually spelled it correctly.  The article spelled it "principals."  Score one for Farrah!

[Faceplant]

Brace yourselves, Farrah wants to be a stand up comedian:

 

https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/05/farrah-abraham-standup-comedy-treatment-teen-mom/

 

Sure, why not? When I  think of Farrah, the first thing I think of is her amazing sense of humor. I will say her face in that video is pretty funny.

Edited April 5, 2022 by Faceplant
forgot to add the picture

[StatisticalOutlier]

On 4/2/2022 at 3:49 PM, Faceplant said:

**I never even thought I had time to be sexually assaulted but a serial predator doesn’t stop.

This one's interesting because I've noticed that she does the "I don't have time for..." thing all the time.  Like if she's beefing with somebody, she says, "I don't have time for this."  Or pretty much anything that annoys her--instead of explaining anything, she just says, "I don't have time for this."

[Faceplant]

She did an hour long podcast with Howie Mandel. There's a nice recap here. So much nonsense. A few highlights:

 

On her comedy career:

“I had a comic bring me to something secretive, unannounced, just to see what the crowd would do,” Farrah said, declining to name who the comic was. “I did [comedy] for five minutes, and he wanted to see the reaction and basically, he recorded it and he saw it was women standing up cheering me on and men laughing. So, I was like, ‘Even if I fail at comedy, I could be really good at TED Talks!’ So, either way I’m going for it!”

 

On going to legal school:

“I’m also going to legal school!” Farrah said. “JD, baby!”

 

On selling her poop:

“I had people offer me $5,000 for stinky poop that comes out of me. I don’t even think that could go in the mail. But then I had these little tiny jars, and I was like, ‘Maybe I should put poop in it?’ And I asked about it and it really blew up. But I’ve never gotten the chance to do that. I don’t think I would do that. I think it’s a comedic, funny thing to talk about.”

 

On running for office:

“I actually empower other victims of assaults to actually run for like office positions. So that way we can improve, I don’t know, consent culture, and laws, and just bettering our lives. Be a mayor! Be a governor! I think once I get my public affairs and law degree done, I feel like I will totally be ready to help support so many people, and be hated by people for helping our economy. I think I just want that degree for people and their sanity.”

 

On being attacked by a homeless man with a garden tool:

“I was walking down the street in Beverly Hills in confusion, and some guy was gonna stab me with a shrubber shredder!” she said. “And he’s in jail right now.”

As for the Shrubber Shredder Stabber, Farrah said she thinks he was homeless.

“And he probably stole that from, like, a gardener,” Farrah offered.

[MargeGunderson]

Farrah doesn’t seem to have sense of humor at all, so I don’t see this going well. Although maybe that’s the joke, and Farrah just isn’t in on it.