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  1. Maybe she just really needs some pita chips.
  2. This is Farrah's current face. She's 32. 32!
  3. That and, "You're right. I am Salma Fucking Hayek." Plus that gold jumpsuit and heels she was wearing after saying that were amazing. I was not expecting to laugh at Black Mirror, but I enjoyed this one. I am not overthinking the levels. I did not recognize Annie Murphy at first with the hair. She reminded me of Nadine from The Stand miniseries in the nineties with the streaky hair. Also loved: Quam-puta (with emphasis on puta!) Beyond defecation? Doesn't my asshole have any rights? I hope you get paper cuts in your hemmorhoids and die! I am a dyslexic, talented actress with questionable English. Please don't kill me, Salma Hayek.
  4. I do not remember seeing him retake the running test either, but thought it was because I was not paying attention and playing on my phone. Also agree it was way too easy to take down the system. The finale had so many long shots of Tayo looking pensive. Underwhelming finale, but overall enjoyed the series. I can only watch Community and Bojack Horseman on repeat so many times, so this filled the need for something new.
  5. The timelines are confusing because everyone essentially looks the same aside from some grey hairs. I have to rewind if I'm not paying attention to figure out if it's past, present or future. Then they added in a fourth timeline with present plus two years. Seriously, show? Stop. I mean, did Tayo really think putting in his password would really shut down the whole system? Maybe I missed it and it was part of some bigger plan, but then maybe not because he was nursing a drink all alone in a crappy diner and whining about never being fired before. I always roll my eyes when people are so shocked about being fired for the first time. Find me when you've been fired five times and we'll talk. I really enjoy Kate Mara and want to know more about her character and her weird robot eye. When Drew said that she had never fired her weapon in the line of duty, I figured she was going to die in a gun fight and then a couple of later episodes, she did.
  6. Nothing to see here. Just Farrah hanging out late at night with her 14 year old daughter in the red light district in Amsterdam.
  7. I immediately noticed Beckett's complete change of personality and then he gave Ruiz his prized possession. Even I remember those are warning signs of suicide from a health class decades ago. Ruiz just blew it off. Maybe when Beckett actually attempts suicide, Ruiz will realize he is not ready to be captain after all.
  8. She was only 20 years old when they got married and so I guess it's possible. Although I would be asking some serious questions if my fiance was nodding out several times while driving to our wedding. I enjoy a good nap, but come on now. It's possible I have watched too many episodes of Intervention and recognize the signs now. Speaking of, there was an early episode of Intervention with a girl named Christy ("she's not misty" in the creepy song her dad sang to her). Anyhow, she was a hardcore meth addict and wrote all these long nonsensical writings and believed she was god. Reminds me of all the crazy writings Ryan left all around his house in the midst of destroying it. He wrote paragraphs and paragraphs on the walls. It was for DUI and possession. I believe the assault charge was dismissed when he agreed to go rehab.
  9. On the video, she was telling the officer how Ryan held her up by her neck and held a knife to her in front of the children. It's all so sad. She also went on to say that she had been dealing with Ryan's drug problem for six years and made sure to specifically point out that she had NO IDEA that Ryan was using drugs until the day AFTER the wedding. Does anyone remember him literally nodding out on the way to the wedding? Mackenzie is absolutely the victim here, but why lie about that detail? Ryan was sentenced to 11 months and 29 days today by a judge. BTW the judge's daughter went to school with Ryan and the families are friendly. The judge talked about what a fine young man Ryan is and how talented he is at what he does. I can't even begin to imagine what talent that is, but there you go. He has a review hearing in June where the judge can decide to send him back to rehab or keep him in jail. Details are here. Last thing - Mackenzie did not sit with Ryan's parents at court and Jen left crying when Mackenzie came in. There, that's everything. Edited to add that I can't believe she is only 26 years old, has three children, two divorces, and all this now. At 26, I was having so much fun being young and there is no way I could have dealt with everything Mackenzie has going on.
  10. There are some pictures here of the damage Ryan did to his house. Worse than I had imagined. Sad for the kids. Also his arrest video is here.
  11. I really thought Barry was going to give Jeff and Erica the apartment. At the very least, it would be nice to see Erica redecorate their bedroom. She was trying to light candles and make the room romantic in one episode while she still had a Debbie Gibson poster on the wall and stuffed animals on the bed.
  12. I agree with this. I understand she lost her mother at a young age, but Clare is 49 and should have figured some stuff out by now. She does not think at all before making decisions. Sleeping in the alzheimer patient's room was so dumb.
  13. I'm confused about Clare's age. The therapist called her 50 in one episode, but Clare corrected her that she was actually 49. Rae is supposed to be 16 or 17. The flashback made it look like Clare was in her twenties when she found out she was pregnant, so the math is driving me crazy.
  14. She's had some work done on her lips. It's so subtle that it's probably hard to tell 😕
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