ghoulina September 30, 2016 Share September 30, 2016 I do I want what looks like the Yale mascot, who got vandalized by a pack of 1st graders? 6 Link to comment
Silvia September 30, 2016 Share September 30, 2016 Simon is no victim. He is with Farrah because of the money he gets from the show, the trips, and for his fifteen minutes of fame. There is no way he would let Farrah treat him the way he does, if he was not getting something out of it. He also looks like he is on some type of substance. 7 Link to comment
guilfoyleatpp October 1, 2016 Share October 1, 2016 On 9/29/2016 at 4:16 PM, CofCinci said: http://interiorillusionsplus.com/interior-illusions-graffiti-bulldog-12/ http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/401191470678?lpid=82&chn=ps&ul_noapp=true She's so ridiculous. I suck at interior decorating but this piece confuses the hell out of me. Why would you want a sculpture of a dog with different colors of paint spilled on it? 3 Link to comment
pakalolo October 2, 2016 Share October 2, 2016 (edited) On 9/30/2016 at 4:24 PM, Silvia said: Simon is no victim. He is with Farrah because of the money he gets from the show, the trips, and for his fifteen minutes of fame. There is no way he would let Farrah treat him the way he does, if he was not getting something out of it. He also looks like he is on some type of substance. I think someone else here suggested that Simon is her security (with benefits?) when she escorts and she offers him fame and $ to be her boyfriend during filming. I'm beginning to think that's possible. I'm sure Simon has to get baked on the regular in order to deal with Farrah at all, that's the way I prefer to watch her. Edit to add that I liked Some of the faux taxidermy on that site and I actually do decorate my home with both second-hand genuine taxidermy and faux stuff as well, but I wouldn't give that bulldog a second glance. (I am currently trying to complete my set of vintage mariachi frogs.) That bulldog looks like something Edina Monsoon would decorate with. Edited October 2, 2016 by pakalolo I adore Ab Fab! 6 Link to comment
SPLAIN October 3, 2016 Share October 3, 2016 On 9/29/2016 at 4:16 PM, CofCinci said: http://interiorillusionsplus.com/interior-illusions-graffiti-bulldog-12/ http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/401191470678?lpid=82&chn=ps&ul_noapp=true She's so ridiculous. Not even Roseanne Conner would want that bulldog for $20. Does anyone believe Farrah finds that crap appealing? She wouldn't even have that in her own home. 4 Link to comment
AhFillAck October 3, 2016 Share October 3, 2016 "I just love dogs that have paint on them or like whatever." -Farrah 10 Link to comment
DoctorWhovian October 3, 2016 Share October 3, 2016 Didn't Sophia paint or color a dog once? I think they lived in Florida and Deborah was there. 2 Link to comment
ginger90 October 3, 2016 Share October 3, 2016 4 hours ago, DoctorWhovian said: Didn't Sophia paint or color a dog once? I think they lived in Florida and Deborah was there. Indeed she did, a real dog, and she did it with nail polish. Farrah was not home at the time. Debra was watching her and fell asleep. 4 Link to comment
teapot October 3, 2016 Share October 3, 2016 23 minutes ago, ginger90 said: Indeed she did, a real dog, and she did it with nail polish. Farrah was not home at the time. Debra was watching her and fell asleep. Indeed she did, a real dog, and she did it with nail polish. Farrah was not home at the time. Debra was half-in-the-bag and passed out while she was watching her. Fixed that for you. 5 Link to comment
sunsheyen October 3, 2016 Share October 3, 2016 15 hours ago, pakalolo said: Edit to add that I liked Some of the faux taxidermy on that site and I actually do decorate my home with both second-hand genuine taxidermy and faux stuff as well, but I wouldn't give that bulldog a second glance. (I am currently trying to complete my set of vintage mariachi frogs.) LOL wtf? Not judging, it's just that I must see! are they staged like they're performing or just in different areas around the home? Love it 2 Link to comment
ginger90 October 3, 2016 Share October 3, 2016 Along with the fact that the name of the site cracked me up, I am convinced Farrah writes her own promos, ugh. https://nextdoor.com/events/tx/lakeway/happy-hour-mixer-at-the-oaks-furnished-by-farrah-846916?i=gasrtupjgbmkurfaancd&utm_campaign=events&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=u-web 3 Link to comment
Marisagf October 4, 2016 Share October 4, 2016 2 hours ago, poopchute said: Your invited? To get a peak preview. 7 Link to comment
monicageller October 4, 2016 Share October 4, 2016 17 minutes ago, Marisagf said: To get a peak preview. That's even worse than a sneak peak. Well done, Farrah! 1 Link to comment
Brooklynista October 4, 2016 Share October 4, 2016 For someone as classy as Farrah pretends to be, she holds her knife and fork like a savage. 7 Link to comment
Uncle JUICE October 4, 2016 Share October 4, 2016 11 hours ago, Marisagf said: To get a peak preview. Maybe it's a party where she's going to reveal a new mountain ridge beginning to form as tectonic plates shift? Like "Here we stand looking at a spot that, in 400 million years, will be a mountain." 3 Link to comment
DNR October 4, 2016 Share October 4, 2016 17 hours ago, ginger90 said: Along with the fact that the name of the site cracked me up, I am convinced Farrah writes her own promos, ugh. https://nextdoor.com/events/tx/lakeway/happy-hour-mixer-at-the-oaks-furnished-by-farrah-846916?i=gasrtupjgbmkurfaancd&utm_campaign=events&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=u-web And her sales executives staff ? Deborah will be over by the wine Michael & Simon will be getting reprimanded by Farrah sophia running wild with crazy eyes & weird faces 3 Link to comment
DoctorWhovian October 4, 2016 Share October 4, 2016 One day Farrah will release something with proper English... and we'll all realize she paid for a copy editor. Or Sophia helped. 3 Link to comment
politichick October 4, 2016 Share October 4, 2016 Well, at least she's trying to do something besides sit around, mope, smoke weed and be otherwise useless like Caitlyn and Amber. Why doesn't she ask her mother to proofread stuff for her? 2 Link to comment
evilmindatwork October 4, 2016 Share October 4, 2016 Debra is probably not as educated as she claims to be. 4 Link to comment
Marisagf October 4, 2016 Share October 4, 2016 I'm copying this from Reality Tea and sharing it because it cracked me up!!!! I skipped the photos and links. Jenelle Evans and Farrah Abraham were in Miami over the weekend to celebrate Farrah’s upcoming 25th birthday – and, coincidentally, her 25th face. Small world: the party was held at HOUSE Nightclub, where Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Jayne performed recently. #FameHosUnite This year, the Teen Mom OG star opted for a red dress, which showed off her sunburned boobs. (It could be worse. Two years ago, Farrah carried her cooch mold around the party. Last year, she wore a barely-there bikini.) Jenelle, on the other hand, wore a pair of high waisted shorts and a crop top. An outfit that was chosen, I’m sure, to fuel the is she or isn’t she pregnant? rumors. Jenelle and Farrah don’t even like each other, but 1) the “reason to leave kid” bar is set pretty low with these two and 2) this is Farrah we are talking about, so nothing is expected to make any sense. 8 Link to comment
poopchute October 4, 2016 Share October 4, 2016 30 minutes ago, evilmindatwork said: Debra is probably not as educated as she claims to be. 30 minutes ago, evilmindatwork said: Debra is probably not as educated as she claims to be. Do you think she's lying about her EXECUTIVE MBA?! i don't know why there are two quote boxes, sorry!! 3 Link to comment
pakalolo October 4, 2016 Share October 4, 2016 On 10/3/2016 at 7:30 AM, sunsheyen said: LOL wtf? Not judging, it's just that I must see! are they staged like they're performing or just in different areas around the home? Love it I will post a picture of my mariachi frogs for you in the off topic thread. To bring this back into topic somewhat, the only time in have even experienced envy while watching Teen Mom was when Debra was showing off her insect taxidermy to Sofia a season or two ago. 3 Link to comment
Pherber October 5, 2016 Share October 5, 2016 I can envision Matt pointing and telling the salesclerk, "We'll take that!" https://mobile.twitter.com/FurnishedBF/status/779484630642634752/photo/1 2 Link to comment
GreatKazu October 5, 2016 Share October 5, 2016 I wonder if Matt owns any of Farrah's plastic molds? "I'll take four of those!!" 7 Link to comment
Marisagf October 5, 2016 Share October 5, 2016 Debra's sunglasses during that beach scene scare me. Farrah's body looks worse after the plastic surgery. I thought she looked great in some of those bikini modeling photos we saw a few years ago around the time of her sex tape. Now she looks so unnatural! You KNOW she was NOT having it when Sofeeyah dumped water on her! 5 Link to comment
mamadrama October 5, 2016 Share October 5, 2016 So did Simon do his snapchat roast this week? I was looking forward to that. 2 Link to comment
Marisagf October 5, 2016 Share October 5, 2016 I cannot UNsee Farrah's side boobage!!! That dress was ridonk!! She should have used the fake eyelashes for help covering up her boobies. 2 Link to comment
ghoulina October 5, 2016 Share October 5, 2016 13 hours ago, Pherber said: I can envision Matt pointing and telling the salesclerk, "We'll take that!" https://mobile.twitter.com/FurnishedBF/status/779484630642634752/photo/1 I'm sorry, but I don't recall the gun in Scarface being gold. That thing is tacky as hell. 3 Link to comment
poopchute October 7, 2016 Share October 7, 2016 http://www.mtv.com/video-clips/o8cuxa/teen-mom-sneak-peek-a-family-meltdown-at-farrah-s-new-business Good God. I know they are her parents so I guess they have to love her but I would tell her to fuck right off with that attitude. She is so horribly rude and mean and condescending. The worst. She is the worst. 7 Link to comment
ginger90 October 8, 2016 Share October 8, 2016 I wonder if Debra was seeing him when she suggested Farrah deserves a doctor, lawyer or some professional: http://starcasm.net/archives/358538 2 Link to comment
Cabarb October 9, 2016 Share October 9, 2016 Oh this bitch. She would talk to me like that exactly once. What is wrong with her that she thinks that behavior is acceptable??!! 4 Link to comment
GreatKazu October 9, 2016 Share October 9, 2016 21 hours ago, ginger90 said: I wonder if Debra was seeing him when she suggested Farrah deserves a doctor, lawyer or some professional: http://starcasm.net/archives/358538 Mr. David specializes in infectious diseases. Oh good. Hopefully, he can find a cure for the infectious disease known as Farrah. Something about how Farrah is throwing out there how Simon has been emotionally abusive to her. First of all, Farrah is emotionally and verbally abusive to EVERYONE. Let's just get that out there. Farrah seems to saying what her own mother said about Simon earlier this year in the episode where Deb told Simon he reminded her of Michael and throwing the words "domestically abusive" out there. At that time, Farrah wasn't having it at that time although I don't doubt she likely told Debra how Simon is a jerk to her. Now, she is almost saying the same things her mother said about Simon. We also heard Farrah and Deb talk the same thing about Derrick. Farrah seemed to be leaning towards Derrick being unstable. Only after he was dead did she turn on the water works and claim he was the love of her life. The only difference is, this time around Simon is alive and can defend himself, which he did when Debra confronted him. 10 Link to comment
Snarky McSnarky October 9, 2016 Share October 9, 2016 23 hours ago, ginger90 said: I wonder if Debra was seeing him when she suggested Farrah deserves a doctor, lawyer or some professional: http://starcasm.net/archives/358538 Hopefully Dr. David still has his testicles, and won't hesitate to put Farrah in her place the first time she tries her attitude on him. 3 Link to comment
ghoulina October 10, 2016 Share October 10, 2016 Weiiiird. First of all, both Debra and Michael seem to have found love with people who are a huge departure from their previous partners. Interesting. This Dr. David guy seems like a truly successful person. What in the world is doing with Debra? There must be something wrong with him. 10 Link to comment
CofCinci October 10, 2016 Share October 10, 2016 32 minutes ago, ghoulina said: Weiiiird. First of all, both Debra and Michael seem to have found love with people who are a huge departure from their previous partners. Interesting. This Dr. David guy seems like a truly successful person. What in the world is doing with Debra? There must be something wrong with him. He is probably a famewhore. 6 Link to comment
Snarky McSnarky October 10, 2016 Share October 10, 2016 It looks like he was quite the Cassanova in his day: http://health.usnews.com/doctors/david-merz-301075 1 Link to comment
AhFillAck October 12, 2016 Share October 12, 2016 My apologies if this is a repost, but I wanted to read more crap that Farrah has written. https://www.furnishedbf.com/about-us.inc "Furnished By Farrah was created by one of the most well-known, top female celebrities in the nation." Um... Farrah Fawcett in the 1970s? "Through all of my life's diversity, furniture, interior design, and real estate investments have proven to be one of the most important essentials in my life and I look forward to working with a variety of clients, from families to large real estate investors and give them the best price as I appreciate a deal equally as my clients will too." That sentence is a mess. Furniture is one of the most important essentials in her life. It is nice to be able to sit down someplace when one wants to, I can't disagree with that. 12 Link to comment
Katt October 12, 2016 Share October 12, 2016 I'm sure I read Debra has a PhD. I don't believe it, though. Link to comment
ghoulina October 12, 2016 Share October 12, 2016 Farrah's writing is seriously the best thing ever. She hopes that throwing a bunch of larger words in will make her sound smart, despite how incorrectly they are used. "Through all my life's diversity" - what does that even mean???? 18 Link to comment
Brooklynista October 12, 2016 Share October 12, 2016 42 minutes ago, AhFillAck said: My apologies if this is a repost, but I wanted to read more crap that Farrah has written. https://www.furnishedbf.com/about-us.inc "Furnished By Farrah was created by one of the most well-known, top female celebrities in the nation." Um... Farrah Fawcett in the 1970s? "Through all of my life's diversity, furniture, interior design, and real estate investments have proven to be one of the most important essentials in my life and I look forward to working with a variety of clients, from families to large real estate investors and give them the best price as I appreciate a deal equally as my clients will too." That sentence is a mess. Furniture is one of the most important essentials in her life. It is nice to be able to sit down someplace when one wants to, I can't disagree with that. Not for nothing but the sofa seems to truly be most essential in more than half of these girl's lives. Cate and Amber never get off of theirs. 12 Link to comment
MyPeopleAreNordic October 12, 2016 Share October 12, 2016 (edited) 48 minutes ago, Katt said: I'm sure I read Debra has a PhD. I don't believe it, though. Not a PhD....an executive MBA....... https://www.linkedin.com/in/debradanielsen I'm sure the University of Nebraska-Omaha is so proud to have her as an alum..... Edited October 12, 2016 by MyPeopleAreNordic 3 Link to comment
GreatKazu October 12, 2016 Share October 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Brooklynista said: Not for nothing but the sofa seems to truly be most essential in more than half of these girl's lives. Cate and Amber never get off of theirs. Ha ha. Ain't that the truth! Farrah would likely be more successful if she utilized the Teen Mom franchise. She could then have segments devoted to her furniture store as she then brings in Cate and Amber to be "models". Those two would then lie on the couches all day long as they wear shirts that read "Bored". Farrah should change the name of her business, though: Teen Mom Furnishings Couches "R" Us Project Couch Couch Energy Funky Sectionals (literally funky smelling) 8 Link to comment
ghoulina October 12, 2016 Share October 12, 2016 1 hour ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said: I'm sure the University of Nebraska-Omaha is so proud to have her as an alum..... As someone from the general area (didn't go to school there, though) - we are not. 4 Link to comment
guilfoyleatpp October 12, 2016 Share October 12, 2016 On 10/3/2016 at 6:12 PM, Brooklynista said: For someone as classy as Farrah pretends to be, she holds her knife and fork like a savage. I noticed this too! She could use some finishing lessons. Of course, I'm sure she thinks she could teach the entire syllabus. Hey Farrah, know what a syllabus is? 4 Link to comment
AhFillAck October 12, 2016 Share October 12, 2016 On 10/3/2016 at 5:49 PM, Marisagf said: To get a peak preview. A PEAK PREVIEW. That is hilarious. I am going to use that. I want to read more of these Farrahisms. I haven't bothered with her "book" since I want to read what SHE writes and not what a ghost writer writes. Regarding her "memoir" or "memwar" as she would undoubtedly spell it, I did see in a review that she mentioned Derek being so well endowed that having sex with him was like "getting stuck on a tree branch." I want to read about peak previews, not things like that, but to each his own. On the rare occasions I get frozen yogurt from one of those shops I only get the plain original tart and I never get toppings because I don't little things on my yogurt or ice cream or cupcakes. I can just imagine going to weigh my yogurt and having Farrah rip me a new one for keeping mine plain and not making it heavier and more expensive by choosing toppings. "OH. OKAYYY. I SEE. I GO TO EXECUTIVE RESTAURANT SCHOOL TO BECOME A TOP SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS INVESTMENT OWNER OR LIKE WHATEVER AND MY CUSTOMERS ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW THEY CAN USE THE TOPPINGS THAT I SPENT FIVE MINUTES PUTTING OUT LAST WEEK!!!" Feel free to add your own ideas of what she might yell about my lack of toppings. 10 Link to comment
methinkstoomuch October 12, 2016 Share October 12, 2016 Hi Farrah, I have an idea you can use in your yogurt shop. Your Frocco Bocco balls/animals/creature things might not be an easy sell. But, if you installed an arcade claw machine and filled it with Frocco Boccos I think you might have a good chance to move them. 4 Link to comment
ginger90 October 12, 2016 Share October 12, 2016 https://mobile.twitter.com/SimonSaran/status/785993347546570752/photo/1 Simon is quitting his TM "roasts". 2 Link to comment
SPLAIN October 13, 2016 Share October 13, 2016 I just read several of the Yelp reviews. Many comments about Froco being dirty. Some about the employees being rude. Hey, they take after their boss. The one thing that stood out was the comment about the Christian music that is played in the store. 4 Link to comment
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