Amber: A Rill Woman Goes to Gel

[Tatum]

Well I suppose Amber probably needs all the room in the suitcase for her makeup and stupid hats so Leah can just wait for her presents. What idiot would give Amber something to give to Leah anyways? 

 

Eta: ha, BURN! Michael said the same thing! The producers were supposed to give Leah's gift to Gary, specifically NOT Amber. 

Edited June 7, 2017 by Tatum

[ClassyCourtHeels]

Amber and Matt no showed his book signing today 

 

only 6 people showed up for it ?

[Snarky McSnarky]

At 6:10, the book store employees told the fans that Matt and Amber were on their way. Fifteen minutes after that, another employee came out and said that Matt had cancelled on his own signing.  When they said Matt wasn’t coming everyone went "Yay!'  Fifteen minutes later, a book store employee came out with a tray of Starbucks coffee for the waiting fans, and informed them that Amber had also cancelled.

http://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2017/06/06/teen-mom-og-stars-amber-portwood-matt-baier-didnt-show-up-to-their-own-book-signing/

[KittyKat133]

7 hours ago, ginger90 said:

6 people, including 2 children 

https://mobile.twitter.com/mattbEPT/status/872195106228645888?p=v

OMG! Matt was definitely in a black car right outside. He probably saw his pathetic turnout without amber and decided to cancel. He is some piece of work! That's truly a pathetic move for a desperate , pathetic person.  Amber was probably never coming so when Matt cancelled Jeff probably called up acting as ambers manager saying she also cancelled. Wow. 

Edited June 7, 2017 by KittyKat133

[KittyKat133]

What a piece of garbage he is. 

Edited June 7, 2017 by KittyKat133
Tried to merge my two comments.

[Calm81]

Ambers desire to adopt rescue animals has been taken too far. I could ignore scraping doors and the crown molding being destroyed but repeated cheating? It's time to return that rescue animal to Boston where it belongs. Some animals are just not worth rescuing.

I hope you all saw what I did there. ?

[ginger90]

An exchange about the book signing

https://mobile.twitter.com/AmberLPortwood/status/872337466967064576?p=v

So, why was she advertised as being scheduled? She was supposedly doing a signing of her book at the same time, and funny too, her name is first. 

http://stores.barnesandnoble.com/event/9780061865672-0

[MissMel]

She's so sweet.  Sending love ?  At 1:50 AM  

Now tell me if y'all read that in her voice.  I did.  ?

[CofCinci]

15 hours ago, MissMel said:

Just a little more damage...

That house is being destroyed.  They are close to the 1-year mark. I wonder if the landlord is going to allow them to renew the lease. I'd kick them the hell out. 

[ginger90]

Can't quote......

I read it in her voice too, lol. This is what she was responding to. As I said already, it WAS advertised she would be there. That Barnes and Noble, spiteful !!

Steph

 

@Steph_C1994 7h

Replying to @AmberLPortwood

Not like it was advertised as you being there or anything Amber? #lies

Edited June 7, 2017 by ginger90

[MissMel]

This is the exchange from my previous post, to put it in context.

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

An exchange about the book signing

https://mobile.twitter.com/AmberLPortwood/status/872337466967064576?p=v

So, why was she advertised as being scheduled? She was supposedly doing a signing of her book at the same time, and funny too, her name is first. 

http://stores.barnesandnoble.com/event/9780061865672-0

I got you @ginger90, I was just laughing at myself for reading that tweet in her voice.  :)

[poopchute]

16 minutes ago, MissMel said:

She's so sweet.  Sending love ?  At 1:50 AM  

Now tell me if y'all read that in her voice.  I did.  ?

I'm trying to picture my mom, when I was 7 years old, calling someone a dumb bitch at 2 in the morning. Hmm.

[Mr. Miner]

I can't emphasize enough how much of a disgusting, lowlife piece of shit that is Amber Porkwood. Worst on the Teen Mom franchise, IMO.

[Cherry Cola]

3 hours ago, Calm81 said:

Ambers desire to adopt rescue animals has been taken too far. I could ignore scraping doors and the crown molding being destroyed but repeated cheating? It's time to return that rescue animal to Boston where it belongs. Some animals are just not worth rescuing.

I hope you all saw what I did there. ?

Hahahha.  Perfect!! 

The real sweet dogs though, I wish she would walk them and spend time with them.  

[Tatum]

3 hours ago, Calm81 said:

Ambers desire to adopt rescue animals has been taken too far. I could ignore scraping doors and the crown molding being destroyed but repeated cheating? It's time to return that rescue animal to Boston where it belongs. Some animals are just not worth rescuing.

I hope you all saw what I did there. ?

I get the joke, but disagree with the implication that Amber is somehow any better than Matt. Those are two peas in a pod.

[Uncle JUICE]

3 minutes ago, Kimitria said:

Hahahha.  Perfect!! 

The real sweet dogs though, I wish she would walk them and spend time with them.  

She'sone of those people who rescue dogs for their own self-affirmation about what a great person they are. It's the reason she has a million of them shitting all over someone else's house. The feeling of what a great person I am is really short lived when you rescue, as it should be, because then the dog or cat becomes a part of your daily responsibilities. It doesn't mean you don't love it, it just means that the honeymoon period ends (I have a 12 year old rescue who sometimes I love as a family member and who, I'm convinced, is the greatest non-working dog in canine history, so SUCK IT, every dog who's ever been an actor). Normal people think okay, this is just now part of my every day life. Idiots like Amber just go back and rescue another animal to get that feeling again, but never connect to the idea that the dogs are living things now dependent on you, for as long as they live. Seriously, how many times has Amber bathed a dog? Do you think they go to the vet? I bet those dogs are humping the shit out of her pillows, too. Good!

[teapot]

12 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

It was infuriating to me because it clearly shows Amber, for all her talk about being a good mom, she ignores the other parent's advice about their child's sleep schedule. Leah won't take Amber seriously because to her she thinks it is funny. Amber doesn't abide by rules in the real world and she is teaching that to her own daughter. 

I just had a vision of Amber buying Leah & her friends alcohol in high school, and smoking up together.  Leah's gonna think it's great at Mom's house.

[ghoulina]

12 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

That is horrible! I am pissed and that is not even my property. I am pissed because clearly you can see the device there to keep the dogs confined in that small space. How I wish animal control would get involved. 

It's really bad. Those dogs must be in there for long periods of time and/or aren't getting any attention and exercise when Mamber ARE home. We use a baby gate and put our Beagle in the laundry room when we have to go somewhere. We put his little bed in there and give him his toys. He has literally NEVER destroyed a single thing. Never scratched up the door or wall. Never chewed on the kids outdoor shoes that are lined up in there. Nothing, beyond going potty sometimes. So for a dog to be acting that way, completely destroying the window frame, they have to be really upset, and probably untrained. It makes me livid. 

 

12 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

It was infuriating to me because it clearly shows Amber, for all her talk about being a good mom, she ignores the other parent's advice about their child's sleep schedule. Leah won't take Amber seriously because to her she thinks it is funny. Amber doesn't abide by rules in the real world and she is teaching that to her own daughter. 

Yea, I didn't find it funny either. First of all, you know Gary doesn't say crap for no reason, just to be a dick. He's probably had a hard time getting an overtired Leah to adjust back to her regular schedule when she comes home from mom. Second, Gary IS the primary custodian. Whether Amber likes it or not, Leah is there 75% of the time (probably more, since Amber always gives up her weekends). If she truly was a good mother, she'd WANT to adhere as closely to "normal" as she could for Leah. And she wouldn't try to undermine Leah's dad like that either. She's just a trash box, pure and simple.

[Uncle JUICE]

9 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

It's really bad. Those dogs must be in there for long periods of time and/or aren't getting any attention and exercise when Mamber ARE home. We use a baby gate and put our Beagle in the laundry room when we have to go somewhere. We put his little bed in there and give him his toys. He has literally NEVER destroyed a single thing. Never scratched up the door or wall. Never chewed on the kids outdoor shoes that are lined up in there. Nothing, beyond going potty sometimes. So for a dog to be acting that way, completely destroying the window frame, they have to be really upset, and probably untrained. It makes me livid. 

Me too. Because you know they blame the dog. In my experience with all sorts of dogs, even those without formal training, their behavior reflects the behavior of the people they're living with as much as it does the dog's temprament (with some exceptions of course). I don't have any science to back it up, but in my experience, asshole dogs generally have asshole owners. Good dogs have good people as owners. And dogs make mistakes, and they have moods (mine is 12 and gets like a cranky old lady sometimes, she'll just up and go sit in a room by herlsef if kids are loud, I love it!), but you know Amber doesn't remember any of that. She just gets mad that the dog whose name she forgot and has never been walked chews on her rented furniture out of frustration and boredom. 

[ghoulina]

8 minutes ago, Uncle JUICE said:

Me too. Because you know they blame the dog. In my experience with all sorts of dogs, even those without formal training, their behavior reflects the behavior of the people they're living with as much as it does the dog's temprament (with some exceptions of course). I don't have any science to back it up, but in my experience, asshole dogs generally have asshole owners. Good dogs have good people as owners. And dogs make mistakes, and they have moods (mine is 12 and gets like a cranky old lady sometimes, she'll just up and go sit in a room by herlsef if kids are loud, I love it!), but you know Amber doesn't remember any of that. She just gets mad that the dog whose name she forgot and has never been walked chews on her rented furniture out of frustration and boredom. 

Very good point. There are exceptions, but I've noticed that too. If there is a lot of tension in the house, lots of fighting, those dogs might constantly be on edge. And then they get penned up most of the time. Not a good combination. 

Also, I don't know what kind of dogs they have, but I doubt they were the type to research which dogs would work best for them. Some dogs get more nervous than others. Some need more attention. Some need more exercise. Some are super chill and laid back and low maintenance. For instance, when my son wanted a dog, we really did a lot of reading and ended up picking a beagle because they aren't huge, don't require a ton of grooming and are good with kids. I doubt Mamber even think about these things. 

[poeticlicensed]

Matt and Amber make me never want to be a landlord. 

[CofCinci]

17 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Matt and Amber make me never want to be a landlord. 

Seriously.  They destroyed that house within a matter of months. 

[BXD]

I really really really want to know why they didn't show up for the book signing and why Matt was at the airport in Atlanta yesterday. I NEED ANSWERS!!

[Cherry Cola]

3 hours ago, Uncle JUICE said:

She'sone of those people who rescue dogs for their own self-affirmation about what a great person they are. It's the reason she has a million of them shitting all over someone else's house. The feeling of what a great person I am is really short lived when you rescue, as it should be, because then the dog or cat becomes a part of your daily responsibilities. It doesn't mean you don't love it, it just means that the honeymoon period ends (I have a 12 year old rescue who sometimes I love as a family member and who, I'm convinced, is the greatest non-working dog in canine history, so SUCK IT, every dog who's ever been an actor). Normal people think okay, this is just now part of my every day life. Idiots like Amber just go back and rescue another animal to get that feeling again, but never connect to the idea that the dogs are living things now dependent on you, for as long as they live. Seriously, how many times has Amber bathed a dog? Do you think they go to the vet? I bet those dogs are humping the shit out of her pillows, too. Good!

That is an excellent analysis of Amber. I didn't put it together, that she does it for the feeling!! That makes sense. 

[leighroda]

How do these people even have fans? Even when someone has a legit point the answer is "fuck off" they have every right to be upset they they no showed... and Amber new damn well she was supposed to be there, hence her defensive responses even Kail pretended to be apologetic initially when she no showed her signing. 

[Snarky McSnarky]

Am I reading this correctly?  Someone named Tiffany (not THAT Tiffany) now owns Herman, who was featured on a recent episode.  Apparently, Matt and Amber gave Herman to her without providing any health background information, i.e., his back left knee has an injury.  They've given him away, even though Amber referred to him as "my beautiful love" and Matt called him "Daddy's Boy" for the cameras?

https://twitter.com/AmberLPorkwood

Edited June 7, 2017 by Snarky McSnarky

[toodywoody]

Sooooooo they lay around all day and do nothing and can't go to a book signing? Just like Amber can't drop her own daughter off at Gary's house. Bet she won't see Leah for 2 months because she is too depressed from the Matt mess. Then we will see her on vacation, because nothing cures depression like a trip. 

[ginger90]

Poor Herman, or I guess, good for Herman escaping that shit. 

You know, as I was reading some comments about the dogs, it occured to me Leah could have been substituted for the word "dog" and it would have applied in many of the posts. Sad that even occured to me.

Looks like Amber stayed in NY longer than the others:

Amber Portwood 

 

@AmberLPortwoodReplying to @emonique333 @kaykaybauer and 2 others

It was for him and he said it was cancelled. I came home from NY the day before. I will not be blamed for this!!

11:39 AM - 7 Jun 2017

[ghoulina]

From that tweet, it doesn't sound like Amber gave Herman to Tiffany. It sounds like they gave him back to the shelter/humane society, etc and Tiffany was the one who rescued him. OR.....Herman ran away and no one bothered to look for him. Definitely better for Herman. 

[druzy]

[MissMel]

I can't find it now, of course, but there was a tweet that said Herman had been adopted out from the same shelter 4 different times.  I think Amber said they gave him to someone but didn't know who?  I suppose that could be the same as 'we dropped him off at a shelter'.  Who knows, with these two.  Wherever he is, I hope he doesn't have to eat walls and windowsills anymore to entertain himself.

5 minutes ago, druzy said:

She just now noticed the backlash?  She's a bright one.  There's been backlash since he descended from her stairs, day one.  

[druzy]

Amber, you can't afford a nice home.

Edited June 7, 2017 by druzy

[ghoulina]

Wow, she's a real class act, ain't she? She knows she can't refute what people are saying, so she just curses at them. 

I hate how she acts like because SHE was the "teen mom", Gary only has what he has because of her. Gary is the one who got you pregnant. It takes two to tango. You wouldn't have been on TM without Gary. At least he learned to manage his money better. 

[BXD]

Call me crazy, but I am going to believe Amber with this book signing situation. Matt probably lied to her and told her it was cancelled to make her look bad. I do feel like she genuinely appreciates and cares about her fans, and I do think she feels bad about what happened. She wasn't the one posting things on social media or doing anything to promote it. I think the backlash she is getting for not showing up is kind of unfair since it really wasn't her thing to begin with.

Edited June 7, 2017 by BXD

[leighroda]

They haven't done anything separately since the moment the parasite Matt walked into her life, this signing was not planned in the last couple of weeks, and she was billed right next to him as signing her book, she is just as responsible as Matt for it being cancelled. Sure she's going to do something for her fans... if she has any left by the time she gets through this. 

In regards to her tweets about being able to afford what Gary does, is that why she is renting her current house? I highly doubt Gary asked for any money like she has implied, unless it was for Leah. Gary hasn't shown any signs of money trouble since leaving Amber. 

[ginger90]

I guess Amber's phone was out of reach. If it were me, and Matt told me an appearance was cancelled, I would be on the phone with a reliable person checking.

[BXD]

1 minute ago, ginger90 said:

I guess Amber's phone was out of reach. If it were me, and Matt told me an appearance was cancelled, I would be on the phone with a reliable person checking.

I guess my other thought, too is if they really are in the midst of a breakup, there could be a lot of miscommunication involved, especially if she was out of town for a few days beforehand. Not trying to give any excuses, but she is really hitting social media hard with the apologies and if she did it on purpose or didn't care I think she would be silent like Matt is.

[ginger90]

There's a comment on his Instagram saying Matt and Jeff were seen at a poker tournament in Atlanta at the time scheduled for the signing.

Guess Amber isn't following him, or she would have seen this

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVAHnbXhDzF/?taken-by=mattbept&hl=en

[MissMel]

Gary has a reply for the creepy mall stalking lady...

[LillysPad]

18 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

It was infuriating to me because it clearly shows Amber, for all her talk about being a good mom, she ignores the other parent's advice about their child's sleep schedule. Leah won't take Amber seriously because to her she thinks it is funny. Amber doesn't abide by rules in the real world and she is teaching that to her own daughter. 

I totally agree with you there. 

[toodywoody]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

oh she must have just gotten up. Well Amber by calling your fans stupid and cussing at them, I am sure they will attend to have you not show up again. 

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

Gotten up?  You mean rolled over in bed to check her phone?  Noon is a little early since she stays awake all night helping her fans. ;)

[ginger90]

So she's going to put something together for her fans to attend free. Wtf is she going to put together? 

[MissMel]

A book signing with Jeff this time?

[Snarky McSnarky]

[Cherry Cola]

14 minutes ago, MissMel said:

A book signing with Jeff this time?

Poor Jeff.  He is so busy! :)

[Snarky McSnarky]

This Morgan woman is nuts!  14 Tweets to Amber on Friday (urgent!).  Then nothing during the weekend but starts back up on Monday (I have pics to prove it!).

https://twitter.com/morganwbrock23/with_replies

[MissMel]

OMG! LEAH WAS IN DANGER!!!  I HAVE PICS!  CALL ME!!!!

Do you think this person realizes Leah is only in danger of people like her?  Wtf?

[toodywoody]

She couldn't even put together a fashion show without freaking the fuck out, so I highly doubt she will be able to put together anything but her talons to the keyboard on her phone.

[leighroda]

Bahahaha I'm so glad Gary answered, I honestly didn't think he would publically because that just isn't his style, and I kinda wish it was a little more of a burn, but none the less I'm glad he did. 

It's not November, but I am thankful for public twitter feuds... if Matt and Amber are breaking up I'm sure there will be many public fights, and I'm more excited than I should be for it. 

Also, Matts handle has "ept" in it, I'm sure it's poker related or something, but I can't help but giggle that there is an ept brand pregnancy test... ironic given the number of children he has fathered.

Oh, and I can't believe I'm about to say this, but good for Farrah, filing a cease and desist order, without her to crow about that's half of Matt and Ambers narrative.