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One of the responses:

”No shade at all but if you’re making so much from day trading, why join the other z listers on Cameo? It has always seemed like a desperate ploy for a quick buck. Just remember- “money talks but wealth whispers.”.”

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1 hour ago, toodywoody said:

This bitch wouldn't know a boss babe if one was in her face. 

Her tits look frumpy as fuck and I hate her hair color. Go back to the dark hair, this color looks like shit.

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Um, obviously you are just jealous that you can’t make thousands of dollars in a minute from day trading and whoring yourself out on Cameo. Sending love!

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3 hours ago, toodywoody said:

This bitch wouldn't know a boss babe if one was in her face. 

Her tits look frumpy as fuck and I hate her hair color. Go back to the dark hair, this color looks like shit.

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All of it JUST NO.  So much fashion crime in just one photo.  

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But she can go off on rants,  cussing and calling people bitches and shit. BUT  the world needs no more bullying (three twits and their last reunion with Farrah), and no more hate (rage filled rant about Jenelle and her hatters). 

Bitch needs to look at herself. 

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On 3/10/2019 at 11:27 AM, druzy said:

Lol!

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“Wut errr yewww talkin’ abooouuttt” is what Amber always says when she’s in her asshole rage and doesn’t know what else to say, because she’s got nothing. Moron. 

Also, I love that she thinks SHE, Amber Portwood, V-list “celebrity,” is going to change anything about how the media operates. Never mind all the actual “stars” that have had to deal with “false” stories and shit for decades, it’ll all change because Teen Mom cast member Amber demands it! Doesn’t she get that all they have to do is say “a source” “reportedly” says _______ and their asses are basically covered most of the time? Good luck, hooker!

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Who in the hell looks at their follow numbers each day? 

Get off ur dead ass and fucking do something with you life instead of worrying about how many followers you have. 

Wow just wow. 

Maybe her Twitter rants people find offensive because she calls her followers losers and cussing and acting a fool. This chick is pushing 30 and still acting like a 12 year old.

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It was easier to read some her rant, from The Ashley:

While the long Instagram Live session was full of financially themed quotes, The Ashley has narrowed it down to a list of the 13 most-interesting “gems” Amber spouted during the session.

13. “I’m so sick of the way people think of me, it’s disgusting…I am a 28-year-old woman and you guys are like children. You do not help people. You do not help the world. You do not use your platform for good. You use your platform like I used to— to act a fool to make money. I’m not using my platform for that anymore.” -Amber (wanting some damn respect)

12. “Poor Andrew? Oh yes, it must be sohard for him living in a 2,500 square foot home with me. It must be so hard when I give him kisses and cuddle him at night. It must be hard to go to Hawaii and all these other places, and on a yacht…so hard! He’s treated like a king!” -Amber (in response to people who commented that they felt sorry for her boyfriend Andrew Glennon)

“I’m livin’ the life!”

11. “I need to make sure this next house I’m about to move into– which is a f**king mansion– is paid off.” – Amber (talking about how she is “movin’ on up!”)

10. “This has nothing to do with [my] bipolar. This is called a REAL woman speaking REAL facts…I’m going to really make a difference. I’m going to save people’s lives. I just saved a few people’s lives last week. Literally.” – Amber (discussing how she helps people on Twitter who are depressed and suicidal) 

9. “I know about 9-to-5 jobs! I worked 9-to-5 jobs since I was about 15, all the way until 18 years old. I worked 45 hours a week at the age of 17, which is illegal.” -Amber (trying to make a point that she knows all about “regular” jobs…even though she only worked them for less than three years)

8. “You guys wish you could have this life. You wish you could make money on your phone. YOU WISH! That’s why I need a nanny [for my son James]. Who cares?” -Amber (responding to people who make fun of her for seemingly always being on the bed or couch)

7. “I pay all my s**t. I don’t care. I pay my s**t in bulk: $45,000, $15,000, $8,000, $9,000, bulk bulk bulk!” -Amber (discussing how she pays her bills, bills, bills…) 

6. “Sitting on my bed on my phone, making good money and taking care of my kids. You guys can sit there and be jealous…I don’t give a damn anymore. You guys are like children.” -Amber (giving a damn).

“What’s wrong with being comfortable?!”

5. “For everyone who wants to talk s**t and say I need MTV so bad…I can make more money a month, a year, doing stock markets than I do from MTV…I appreciate what I do and the money that I get [from MTV] but to write me off like that [is all I get] is a slap in the face.” -Amber (responding to people who said she will be in financial trouble when ‘Teen Mom’ finally ends).

4. “I have Andrew…he pretty much runs all [the stocks]. He does stuff from 9-4 doing day-trading….You can make really decent money but you guys don’t know this stuff…he just made $3200 in 10 minutes…that’s how crazy this stuff is, it’s real…” -Amber (giving stock-trading tips)

3. “The people who work from home make more money than people who work 9-to-5 jobs, usually. What we do, you guys couldn’t do because you’re not in the industry, you’re not part of it, and you don’t know what we do. You don’t know the logistics of it and the conversations we have to have with networks.” -Amber (sounding not at all entitled.)

“It’s an industry thing! You just wouldn’t understand!”

2. “How could stocks be taken away from you in a minute, unless you’re a dumbass? Day-trading is amazing if you do it correctly…you have to put like $20,000 in just to do it so it’s kind of hard…you have to pay attention until the stocks close. You really do.” -Amber (offering more day-trading tips).

1. “Some of you are so entitled…how am I lazy? You wish you could make the money I make one day by sitting on my f**king phone. Because that’s your entire year’s salary. You wish you could sit in your f**king bed and sit on your phone and make the money I make.” -Amber (sounding not at all entitled)

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Where the hell did this come out of? 

Like oh yeah I'm 28 and I am going to tell everyone I was going to join the Marines. Just like how she had a miscarriage and ppd. Yeah Amber, I believe all of that. She lives in a fantasy world. 

And all those followers she lost probably saw her rant and how she is saying how much better she is. But she sits on her phone all day and still needs a fucking nanny.

I just wish more people would stop watching and the show get cancelled.

Sure Amber, you can't stand anyone telling you anything, she wouldn't have lasted 1 day in boot camp.

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On 3/10/2019 at 9:04 PM, druzy said:

Lol- maybe people just don't like you Amber

"Oddly amount" Should have stayed in school. Oh but you worked 40 hour weeks from 15-18???? YEAH,,,NO I don't think so.

6 hours ago, druzy said:

Please- can someone tweet this to her 🤣

DONE! 

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8 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

"Oddly amount" Should have stayed in school. Oh but you worked 40 hour weeks from 15-18???? YEAH,,,NO I don't think so.

DONE! 

Oh goody cannot wait for the response and atomic bomb she is about to unleash.

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What is the point of that tweet? About the Marines? So she TRIED to join the Marines? So what? Anyone can TRY to join? I could walk into a recruitment center and fill out an application right now. Doesn't mean I'd get in. Doesn't mean I'd survive boot camp. Does she really think she's special? 

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Not Jimmy - Bubbs, Bubby, Bugger, Booger (I actually couldn’t even remember his name)! 

G.I. Jane claimed she was up all night on “baby duty”. That kid is too old to be up all night. I guess she was busy working on the Mariners roster or something. 

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22 hours ago, ghoulina said:

What is the point of that tweet? About the Marines? So she TRIED to join the Marines? So what? Anyone can TRY to join? I could walk into a recruitment center and fill out an application right now. Doesn't mean I'd get in. Doesn't mean I'd survive boot camp. Does she really think she's special? 

I’m applying to NASA right now. Rocket Scientology department. The FBI and CIA are next. Gonna save me some lives, Portwood style. You can’t say I’m lying, I have the official uniform...just don’t let Amber know it’s available on amazon or she’ll have a new claim soon...

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3 hours ago, Rebecca said:

I’m applying to NASA right now. Rocket Scientology department. The FBI and CIA are next. Gonna save me some lives, Portwood style. You can’t say I’m lying, I have the official uniform...just don’t let Amber know it’s available on amazon or she’ll have a new claim soon...

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I believe in you Rebecca! Hope “legal troubles “ don’t get in your way! PS: I kind of need this top.

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51 minutes ago, galaxychaser said:

Selling insider trading secrets, meth? Amber is too skinny looks like Andrew eats everything.

Breaking news: Andrew just ate the baby! Details to follow! 

Its the latest trend in LA and with a bit of salsa and a pinch of cilantro, quite delicious!

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Wtf am I looking at? Is she wearing a black shirt down to her waist with no boobs at all? What? 

That’s straight out of an all night casino binge weekend. But she really just got out of bed, to the sofa, back to bed  

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33 minutes ago, EmeraldGirl said:

Wtf am I looking at? Is she wearing a black shirt down to her waist with no boobs at all? What? 

That’s straight out of an all night casino binge weekend. But she really just got out of bed, to the sofa, back to bed  

Um, yeah, it’s Fashion, Karen. You wouldn’t understand. Sending gloves! Erm , I mean love.

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