90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[iwasish]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Another insecure weirdo single dad who loves the family values of foreign women?

He takes the bus to work....  nuff said. 

[charmed1]

Oh man. I feel so badly for laughing at him being stood up at Olive Garden.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Sliding in late.….how many pages do I need to go?  Cliff notes anyone?

We started on 297.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Sliding in late.….how many pages do I need to go?  Cliff notes anyone?

Marcee side boob, Avery gets on plane, Grangela finds out it cost more than a carton of cigarettes for a K-1 Visa. 

[Mercolleen]

I always wear my earbuds like a necklace when I meet with my lawyer.

[Toodleoo]

Wow she is beautiful!

And she’s gonna take all your pennies.

[Julyolo]

Am I the only one getting Coltee vibes from Benjamin?

[Bubbacat]

"I kept getting ghosted. And I don't know why. I wasn't in a creepy restaurant. I was in an Olive Garden." Ahhhh, Benjamin. You're going to be fun, aren't you?

[Auntie Anxiety]

A Spock sign? His soulmate!

[poeticlicensed]

Wait if you have major expenses, then international dating is not for you!

[Frozendiva]

He takes the bus, eats cheap crap food,  but can afford a trip to Nairobi?

[LennieBriscoe]

Zaid figures he's safe with "So beautiful" to everything!

[VioletNevermind]

When you have a child, eat Twinkies and white bread sandwiches for dinner, and ride the bus to work, it could be argued that you probably shouldn’t be pursuing an international relationship.  We’re only two minutes into your story, but I already know that you’re going to make me sad, Benjamin.  And then mad. 

Edited August 19, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Toodleoo said:

Wow she is beautiful!

And she’s gonna take all your pennies.

I just spit out my wine!!!

[HappyDancex2]

Pretty fly for a white guy?   Oh hell no.  

Any of my music people here?!  

[Bubbacat]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

bologna sandwiches, doritos and a Twinkie. Can you say gross?

But he cut the crusts off! Classy!

[Toodleoo]

Pretty fly for a white guy noooooooo you did not, Benjamin!

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Toodleoo said:

Wow she is beautiful!

And she’s gonna take all your pennies.

I read this as. “take all your penises”

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t worry, Ben. They’ll love you!

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

He takes the bus to work....  nuff said. 

Hey, he's eco-friendly.  Quite an accomplishment in a city like Phoenix.

[Armchair Critic]

I am starting to feel gypped that my boyfriend doesn't call me baby. 😂

The minister thinks he is fly. She is going to meet total white bread. 🙄

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

He takes the bus to work....  nuff said. 

Well if was doing it to be an urban activist, but not quite as attractive because he can’t afford a car

[Toodleoo]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

I just spit out my wine!!!

Oh no! I didn’t mean to make you waste it 🙂

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I couldn’t get a date in Phoenix so I of course decided to go to another continent...

In his defense, inter-planetary travel hasn't been perfected.

[Scarlett45]

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

He takes the bus to work....  nuff said. 

Trust issues ended his marriage, his wife filed on the anniversary? Likely he cheated, got caught, lost a lot of money in the divorce and between that, child support he doesn’t have much money. Yes it’s possible his wife cheated, but if she did he would’ve said that for sympathy points. 

[JennyMominFL]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

A Spock sign? His soulmate!

My husband of 25 years and I bonded over both having Doctor Who books.

And now Ill go back to my basement as I have revealed my lameness

Edited August 19, 2019 by JennyMominFL

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Julyolo said:

Am I the only one getting Coltee vibes from Benjamin?

I'm not. I don't think he's an emotionally abusive gaslighting asshole who's in love with his mommy and his cats. I do think he's naive and not very sophisticated with "MARK" tattooed on his forehead. 

[HappyDancex2]

Hey Benjamin.

It's ALL about the Benjamins.

[greekmom]

Ahh Benjamin, you can always borrow from your bestie for the bride price. I mean David did.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Will Benjamin need to buy Akini a ox like whatever his name is?

[Eldemarge]

Okay. I had to get a beer for this.   Get out of my life!!!

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Oh man. I feel so badly for laughing at him being stood up at Olive Garden.

I’d have stayed for the meal (love me some Olive Garden) gotten my free entree  for the next day(yeah) and then excused myself for the ladies room and ducked out the back. 

[poeticlicensed]

Oh oh, there's a dowry! Calling David Poor!!

[Drogo]

Mm hmm, machete. Check please. 

[Julyolo]

Maybe Akiny is all about the Benjamins.

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Pretty fly for a white guy?   Oh hell no.  

Any of my music people here?!  

[VioletNevermind]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Pretty fly for a white guy?   Oh hell no.  

Any of my music people here?!  

He may not have a clue and he may not have style, but everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial. 🤷‍♀️ 

[Frozendiva]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

If you're concerned with getting ghosted, expand your food tastes away from The Olive Garden.

He can do exorcisms with the bread sticks.

[HappyDancex2]

what happened with the chick with the filter and the greasy haired guy?  I promise I'll read back later LOL

[charmed1]

Another parent with a young child who is bringing over a complete and total stranger. Tarik 2.0.

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

Trust issues ended his marriage, his wife filed on the anniversary? Likely he cheated, got caught, lost a lot of money in the divorce and between that, child support he doesn’t have much money. Yes it’s possible his wife cheated, but if she did he would’ve said that for sympathy points. 

Someone would cheat with him? I'm not buying that.

Edited August 19, 2019 by Gobi

[greekmom]

Mother Chantel can just stop quoting lyrics.

[Pepper Mostly]

At least Akinyi is convincing, so far. Maybe she's an aspiring actress.

[Toodleoo]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

what happened with the chick with the filter and the greasy haired guy?  I promise I'll read back later LOL

TLDR: Baby Baby Baby Baby BombInspection Baby Baby GrandmaBanging Baby.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

what happened with the chick with the filter and the greasy haired guy?  I promise I'll read back later LOL

Sadly, he still hasn’t found any shampoo and is worried about sex with a grandma. 

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

My husband of 25 years and I bonded over both having Doctor Who books.

And no Ill go back to my basement as I have revealed my lameness

Hubs and I bonded over x files, but I do like some dr who

[Eldemarge]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

what happened with the chick with the filter and the greasy haired guy?  I promise I'll read back later LOL

He made her get a rental car for 3 weeks, made her DRIVE it and then went to a hotel where she pulled out all her slutty lingerie for him to hold.  That's about it, so far.

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

what happened with the chick with the filter and the greasy haired guy?  I promise I'll read back later LOL

He made her pay for the rental car. plus he's tubby. But she is totally into him and desperate to have sex. 

[iwasish]

Ben needs some advice on that bride price from David.  

[Mierin]

I wish they would stop playing the same damned 3 commercials over and over again.