90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Flawless Brows is new.

I'd probably slip and zip one clear off

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kalani made her own problems. I have no sympathy for her. She seems like she’s always the victim. Ugh!

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear god, can't Kalini go and say goodbye to Asuelu? "Come up and say bye"?  She talks to him like he's five. 

[CoachWristletJen]

Over their stupid brunch when Kalani got up and left, bitch sister's eyes lit up with demented pleasure, like it was the greatest thing that had happened to her in weeks.

"How do you think brunch went?" Kalani asks in her snide, condescending voice.

HOW DO YOU THINK IT WENT, BITCH? IT SUCKED!

[Fernlake1963]

13 minutes ago, Lillith said:

Fernanda may be immature and too jealous, but she (and Olga) are the most decent people on the show. 

Agreed!

[Drogo]

Asuelu's voice is what I imagine our Elf On The Shelf would sound like if his elfy ass up and started talking. 

[Lillith]

Things seems different? Gee i guess getting knocked up by a not very bright guy you barely know is not the best idea. And UGH she's soooo condescending to him. And she's also dumb as a brick. 

[Armchair Critic]

Word to Kalani...a top knot is not attractive when it makes you look like a Sumo wrestler

[Suzywriter]

Kolani looks like she has put on 30 lbs since the filming started.

[Gobi]

First Leida, now Kolonic is doing that wipe tears away with your fingers that Rachel started.

Edited December 10, 2018 by Gobi

[Lillith]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

Asuelu's voice is what I imagine our Elf On The Shelf would sound like if his elfy ass up and started talking. 

This made me cackle so hard I woke the cat. 

[sainte-chapelle]

She is calling him immature!!!! You are the definition of immaturity you Kardasian wannabe. She is insufferable.

[Psycho Suzy]

Okay, I love Larissa. And I don't care who knows it!  She is so hilarious!

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys, she even went against her father's wishes and took the baby to visit his grandparents in Samoa! Big Papa thought the baby might get sick (with Creeping Samoa Crud, or something) But Kalani, that angel on earth, heroically defied him! Dear sweet little tap dancing baby Jesus, she is insufferable. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wow, Asuelu uses Kalani as his baby blanket. 

[rideashire]

9 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

The top knot blonde hair is not a good look.

Unpopular opinion, but the topknot is never a good look. Ever.

Edited December 10, 2018 by rideashire

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

Asuelu's voice is what I imagine our Elf On The Shelf would sound like if his elfy ass up and started talking. 

Fuck I made him cry. 

[tincansailor981]

I feel for this dude.  I think homie has some low level "issues" and putting him through this is heartless.  And her stank ass loves tormenting him 

[HappyDancex2]

Kalani sucks.  She really sucks as a human being.

[Straycat80]

Poor Asuelu, he’s still a kid. She’s right, he’s still immature. And she’s a bitch, so he should go home and figure out joint custody for the baby. 

[VioletNevermind]

Asuelu . . . good Lord, buddy.  Please, please don’t get married to that harpy.  You two are SO not ready.  Time to head home and hug that pillow.  Trust me, it’s cheaper to get rid of the pillow when it starts to systematically break you down.  

Edited December 10, 2018 by SuzyRhapsody

[Lillith]

Aand here's American Psycho. 

[Armchair Critic]

Now that Kalani know cuddling is showing love to Asuelo she thinks everything will be okay? WTF? Did they just edit out a lot because that makes no sense.

[tincansailor981]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Kolani looks like she has put on 30 lbs since the filming started.

She should get married in traditional garb.....it would help hide the extra person she grew 

[gonecrackers]

I don't want to see flashbacks of Steven; crap.

[Pepper Mostly]

"To Asuelu, touching is part of love", says Kalani. Whereas she would prefer never to be touched by human hands. Except her sister's. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, SuzyQILoveYou said:

Okay, I love Larissa. And I don't care who knows it!  She is so hilarious!

She is also no dummy.

[tincansailor981]

Oh shit, wife beater.., quick, hide, Olga

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Drogo said:

Fuck I made him cry. 

You never loved him!  

[HappyDancex2]

Oh I hope they boot his ass out of Russia.  No citizenship for the baby, no visa for Olga.

[ezzy4]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Kalani sucks.  She really sucks as a human being.

Yep

[Frozendiva]

Steven, the baby is #1. You are #3.

[Fernlake1963]

10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh god, we get to see Kalani pick at poor Asuelu some more, then sit stone faced while he sobs. She is cold as ice. 

I disagree.  I think he's creepy and totally immature.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Steven jumps across the desk and starts beating up the clerk in 3.....2....1

[Straycat80]

And here’s Steve with that psycho look in his eyes. Please, political machine in Russia, don’t let Olga and that sweet baby come to America. They will be safer staying in Russia. 

[JennyMominFL]

14 minutes ago, aliya said:

Where is this Ashley chick - Pennsylvania?  How are they having these racial problems? I married a white guy in 1976. The only problems we had was with my lawyer step-father who didn't like that my husband wasn't a doctor or a lawyer. My parents knew a number of mixed race couples (in DC) back in the '70's. I'm not saying everyone was alright with it personally, but no one would have said anything to their face about it. Who is writing hundreds of comments about them being a mixed race couple?

My ex is a massive racist who grew up outside of Philly. i rememebr buying my daughter a black Barbie after we divorced and he said how dare I buy her a (that word) Barbie..  I kcked him out of my house right then. He had lots of friensds like him including the “black friend” every non- racists claims to have. Bottom line, Ive met plenty of PA racists. 

Edited December 10, 2018 by JennyMominFL

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh lordy. I hope Steven doesn't do any door slamming or pouting at the lawyer's office. 

[CoachWristletJen]

1 minute ago, Lillith said:

Things seems different? Gee i guess getting knocked up by a not very bright guy you barely know is not the best idea. And UGH she's soooo condescending to him. And she's also dumb as a brick. 

Kalani is definitely on the slow side which is why it's so strange that she speaks in such a condescending manner to others. All I can figure is that's how teachers, neighbors, and mentors all spoke to her because she was so slow and she started mimicking it.

[For Cereals]

Lawyer looks like Steven with a wig and a mustache

[Brooklynista]

American Steven gets subtitles . Priceless.

[gonecrackers]

Don't ask the lawyer questions, Steven, he will tell you what to do & you don't want that.

Edited December 10, 2018 by gonecrackers
lawyer, not clerk

[aliya]

That's some client skills there - "OK, what's the questions?" I had to smile. No. That's not how you work with clients. (lapsed lawyer here)

[CoachWristletJen]

Just now, Brooklynista said:

American Steven gets subtitles . Priceless.

His words sort of run into each other. 

Ritalin Boi.

[Fernlake1963]

4 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Poor Asuelu, he’s still a kid. She’s right, he’s still immature. And she’s a bitch, so he should go home and figure out joint custody for the baby. 

I don't think she's a bitch.  I think he's creepy and weird.  

[Armchair Critic]

Please don't let Steven take the baby to the U.S. without Olga. It will be easier to get the baby citizenship than for Olga. Oh shit

[gonecrackers]

Steven just got worse than I ever thought... shit.

[charmed1]

It’s an important day, so Beavis has added a douchey scarf to his formal denim jacket for the occasion.

Edited December 10, 2018 by charmed1

[HappyDancex2]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

You are NOT taking that baby you lunatic!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Kalani is definitely on the slow side which is why it's so strange that she speaks in such a condescending manner to others. All I can figure is that's how teachers, neighbors, and mentors all spoke to her because she was so slow and she started mimicking it.

I think she talks to people like they are six year olds with learning problems.

[Armchair Critic]

OH HELL NO he wants to take that baby to the U.S. without Olga....noooooooooo