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[HappyDancex2]

I would have been more pissed at someone pawing at my face and breathing in my face while in pain.  He needs to get out of her space.

[Straycat80]

I’m surprised they let her have water. Must be different in surgery in Russia.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Asuelo is trying. Laws are different in Sammmmwah. Stop acting like he threw the kid out the window.

And the way she grabbed him and clutched him to her bosom. Like she'd just rescued him from a burning building. Jesus. 

[charmed1]

Damn, Richie is huge.

[iwasish]

In the bonus scenes Fernandas father is better looking than Jonathan.

i hate the big macho thing,  trying to act like your precious daughter is some kind of innocent virgin. She got an older guy to buy her new tits, is upset because she can’t drink in the US and fights in clubs.  Fernanda has been around the block plenty. 

[Suzywriter]

That baby looks like 12 lbs!

[HappyDancex2]

Math yo

[ALittleShelfish]

omg these two are making me sappy and weepy.  

also they are making me LOL with the "our baby is 4 kilometers" hahahahahahahah

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

I realize that would be confusing since it seems to fit every man on this show.

A lot of women will take any man - as long as one is in their life. Like low hanging fruit.

[LennieBriscoe]

In fairness to Fernanda, Jon WAS kinda grinding on Blondie. 

Fernanda needs a hide-away. 

Ba-dum-BUMP.

[hoosiermom]

Didn't like that the doctor had his big nose sticking out over his mask. Just asking for a nasty infection.

[Pepper Mostly]

Baby Richie, next week: "hey Dad, can I borrow your razor?" That is one big boy! 

[Gobi]

The baby doesn't look four kilometers.

[Mercolleen]

Was Stephen's father not in his life because he was a deadbeat or because he's dead? If the former, why is he naming the baby after him?

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Asuelo is trying. Laws are different in Sammmmwah. Stop acting like he threw the kid out the window.

I can't believe she actually loves him because she takes every opportunity to demean him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Call the grammar police...more happier!

[HappyDancex2]

He's going to have to get serious about waiting tables and getting into a good restaurant.

[Suzywriter]

Larissa can't stand that chump.

[Straycat80]

Had to Google this because I suck at math but 4.1 kilos is 9.039 pounds. 

[LilaFowler]

Larissa is kinda fugly.

[LennieBriscoe]

Well,  "kilometer" WAS just re-defined!

[Armchair Critic]

40 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Fernanda needs a hide-away. 

where she looks mahvelous dahling. Better to look good than to feel good! {/SNL]

Edited November 19, 2018 by Armchair Critic

[Auntie Anxiety]

Larissa has champagne tastes on Coltie’s Boone’s Farm  salary.

[Mierin]

I can't blame Larissa for wanting a car with air conditioning in Las Vegas

[LilaFowler]

You signed up for the onus, moron.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

Was Stephen's father not in his life because he was a deadbeat or because he's dead? If the former, why is he naming the baby after him?

Steven's father died of diabetes when Steven was something like 11. 

[Frozendiva]

Coltee would rather spend money on cat outfits than a car.

[charmed1]

I bought a car for $500. Granted, it was 16 years ago and the car had no a/c, but it got me to where I needed to go.

[Armchair Critic]

Larissa and her extra eeeee wears thin.

[iwasish]

4 minutes ago, Lillith said:

Douche she's 19, you knew that. AND she's out of her element in a strange country, AND you were sexydancing with some blonde. How about some self reflection? 

And you think she never had her ass all over some other girls “fiance” in a club, thinking she was all that?  She knows the score in those clubs she just pissed she couldn’t get drunk.

[Lillith]

I'm fascinating by the "e" sound Larissa adds to each sound. Do these two even like each other? At all? 

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

Blackie, biggie, truckie

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

Larissa is kinda fugly.

Kinda?  The onesies and stick straight hair don’t help.  Are chokers back?  I thought they went the way of Merose Place.

[HappyDancex2]

I know the answer is pussy but how can Colt stand Larissa and her nasally obnoxious voice and incessant demands for just STUFF?   And tacking "ee" on the end of everything is driving me up the wally.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, charmed1 said:

 

I bought a car for $500. Granted, it was 16 years ago and the car had no a/c, but it got me to where I needed to go.

 

But was it sexy?

[greekmom]

23K is a deal if that car is a newer model

[Armchair Critic]

The car has "plenty of room for family" (*cough* mom and the cats *cough*)

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can picture Debbie in that little car, behind the wheel,wearing a chauffeur’s hat.

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

Are they really going to buy a car without mother?

[LilaFowler]

Larissa has champagne tastes on a Bud Light budget.

[JennyMominFL]

Oh man, hes a Doctor Who Fan

[greekmom]

They are in Vegas for frack's sake. They can get a new car and marry through a drive thru.

[Mercolleen]

On 11/15/2018 at 11:24 AM, Suzywriter said:

Sort of off topic, but help! I lost my job and need to cut expenses. What services offer live TLC besides cable? 

That sucks! I should be cutting expenses, since I'm moving to a new apartment for my new single life, but I'm getting the more expensive cable package so I have TLC. I think it's a legitimate reason for you to have a Gofundme! And you can catfish some 90 Day Fiance potentials and get them to pay.

[greekmom]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Oh man, hes a Doctor Who Fan

I missed the reference. What did Dolt say?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Umm, just a wild guess but maybe people are looking because Jay and Ashley have a camera crew following them around? 

[Frozendiva]

Coltee also needs to see what car insurance will be for whatever car he buys. Realistic things.

[OoogleEyes]

Cheeze, she's setting the women's movement back centuries 

[Armchair Critic]

Fat Kardashian is in "black out rage mode"? ugh 

[Mierin]

Just now, greekmom said:

I missed the reference. What did Dolt say?

He mentioned that the red car was 'bigger on the inside'

[HappyDancex2]

Colt is a genius.   He totally flipped the script on Larissa.   Gets all the sex he wants and gives her none of the material objects she is trying to collect.  Hanging that Life in America and Green Card over her head.  It's hard to imagine that out of all of the chumps on this show over the years that Colt is the least desperate and the one with the most power and leverage.  And is using it.  Amazed